Time for more "man-on-animal action" in this week's Friday Night Fights. Or, to be more precise, woman-on-polar bear action!!

We begin with a scene not quite as dramatic as this...

...but c'mon, any scene with Black Canary parachuting in is pretty cool, right?

She's come to the Arctic to visit Kal-El for some girl talk...


...but she needs to pay some more attention to her surroundings!!


Wait...how does the bear know who her boyfriend is?!?



Again, the bear trash talks Ollie!

MORAL: Even if you're a polar bear, don't keep bringing up your opponent's boyfriend during a fight!!

Spacebooger is very glad Superman showed up to save the poor bear:


Superman saves the species from extinction (temporarily) in DC Comics Presents #30 (1981), by Gerry Conway, Curt Swan and Vince Colletta

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Black Canary parachuting...what else do you need? Now go and vote!!

It's time to re-up our commitment to being the number one Google result for "man-on-animal action" in this week's Friday Night Fights!!

It's the post-apocalyptic future, the world is frozen, and our villain is about to sic his trained polar bear on our heroes!

Fortunately, our roguish bounty hunter/smuggler/human trafficker anti-hero Keaton ain't afraid of no bears!




Yeah, that just happened.

Spacebooger wishes comics still used sound effects...

Woman-on-bear violence from Frostbite #5 (2017), by Joshua Williamson and Jason Shawn Alexander

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Think of the polar bears!! So go and vote!!

Herbie has gone to visit his pal at the zoo...but the bear is pretty depressed!



But Herbie can help fix this!

Yes, Herbie's magic word is Allega-Poop. Say something about it--I dare you!!

Anyway, Herbie actually goes into the book...


But you know what? It turns out that the book was actually going pretty easy on the three bears...





Hey--that's just like my family!!





Wow.


OK, so the bears weren't terribly bright. But Herbie's got a plan!!

First step: make the three bears in the story look smart:

Then...
...he uses his time lollipop...

...and his "Bish-Bash-Smish-Smash & Crash" lollipop and his Bear lollipop to change a little bit of history.

Hence:

And what do you know...the pro-bear diversity program worked!

But it turns out...


...bears are big jerks!!!

From Herbie #23 (1967)

What happens when a bear, drunk and vastly overweight from binging on ice cream, tries to take the stage to sing?

And now you know the Jim Morrison story...

From Treasure Chest Of Fun And Fact Volume 23 #19 (1969)

At last!! I've overcome the never-ending conundrum!!

See, there were no instructions written on the back cover...

...so I just opened the issue from there!!

Yes, it took me nearly a week to figure it out...

So finally, we can get down to business and take an accurate look at the rock 'n' roll scene of the 1960s!!

This is the second part of a continued story, and I don't have the first, so I'm going to be as confused as you.

This mop-topped mod band had found a singing & dancing bear, who made their act a hit. Unfortunately, they thought he was just a guy in a bear suit, so they thought nothing of letting him eat ice cream.

Oh, but you should never let bears eat ice cream...





Fortunately, the zookeeper comes along...


But the bear wants to continue his rock & roll lifestyle!

Well, there's a solution for this.

See, there's this Scotsman who had been trying to kidnap the bear--this was a very odd story, I tell you--but he goes straight, and they hire him to...


But...

Other zoo creatures join in...

There's been a motorcycle gang involved, because, 60s, and...

So we get the feel good hit of 1969:

Groovy, man, indeed!!

From Treasure Chest Of Fun And Fact Volume 23 #19 (1969)