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Showing posts with label Hellcat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hellcat. Show all posts

Monday, March 20, 2017

Manic Monday--Monday Morning Mantra!!

Once again, we here at Slay Monstrobot want to help you start the week with maximum energy and efficiency.

So please, please repeat this as often as possible at work/school today:

(Remember, of course, to make it gender appropriate. Daimon Hellstrom is equal opportunity in his dark and horrible power.)

From Patsy Walker, A.K.A. Hellcat #16 (2017)

Monday, July 11, 2016

Manic Monday Triple Overtime--More Careers Your Guidance Counselor Neglected To Prepare You For!

Patsy Walker is helping her neighbor, Eugene, prepare for his fashion school graduation project!

But he fears his parents don't approve of his career choice...





Man, I would seriously have signed up for musical botany or paleo-theatre classes had I known they existed...

From Patsy Walker: Hellcat #1 (2008)

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Why Cap Rocks Chapter XXXII (With Bonus Hellcat!!)

Back in good old 1976, the Avengers (along with Patsy Walker) are trapped inside the evil Brand Corporation (in a room obviously designed by George Lucas and the Star Wars Architectural Academy Of Tiny Catwalks Across Pointless Yet Vast Yawning Chasms):

Well, somebody starts launching missiles at them (!), Iron Man takes it out, but he's knocked out of the air, and...


Oops.

Well, Vision and Shellhead can fly, the Beast acrobatically rescues Wanda...but what about Captain America and Patsy Walker??






And the punchline?

And you know he would have, too.

BONUS: This is the issue that saw Patsy find Greer Grant's old costume, and she became:

Thank you, George Perez. Nobody ever drew her better...

From Avengers #144 (1976)

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Worst Title For a Series EVER?!?

From the July Marvel solicits:

So what's her name? PATSY WALKER. What's her hero identity? HELLCAT. What's her job? AGENT OF THE INITIATIVE. Well, I guess that covers everything, eh?PATSY WALKER: HELLCAT, AGENT OF THE INITIATIVE #1 (of 5)

Written by KATHRYN IMMONEN
Penciled by DAVID LAFUENTE
Cover by STUART IMMONEN
Patsy Walker, S.H.I.E.L.D. wants YOU to join the Initiative…and protect the frozen north. You heard me right, sister. The Klondike. Seward’s Folly. Alaska. So pack some long johns and prepare for trouble. GUEST-STARRING: IRON MAN!
32 PGS./Rated A …$2.99


Patsy Walker: Hellcat, Agent of the Initiative?!? Really?? I can't wait to see the font they use to fit that on the cover...

Seriously, are there enough readers out there who have ANY memory of Patsy Walker from pre-Hellcat days to justify calling it PW: Hellcat instead of the Hellcat?? Does Marvel think we won't buy it unless we're certain that its Patsy Walker (for the ghost who walks??) who's in the costume?? Is this a deliberate parody on some of the ridiculously long titles for DC's Countdown crossovers?? I'm mystified...maybe Marvel's getting paid by the punctuation mark...