Things were often busy on Earth-2.
Very, very busy.
So busy, in fact, that answering distress calls from fellow Justice Society members? Waaay down on the priority list.
The Star-Spangled Kid has been captured--Huntress and Wildcat escape, but they don't stand a chance against that kind of power. So...
But, surprise, surprise, the calvary doesn't come!
Good question...
OK, probably a good excuse, Kara...
Away from their Hawk-Wings? Shouldn't they carry the alert signal, oh, I don't know, in a pocket? A wallet? A watch? Somewhere they can actually hear it?
You're excused, this time, Charles...
Oh, come on, Clark---flying saucers are an everyday occurrence in Metropolis!! This is an emergency!!
OK, how about some of the true old guard?
Empty closets? Where are Jay and Alan?
Dudes--CARRY. YOUR. EMERGENCY. SIGNALS. ON. YOUR. PERSON.
One last try...
Man, Dr. Fate just straight out ignored you.
The moral: if you get into trouble on Earth-2, you're on your own...
From All-Star Comics #71 (1978)
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Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Earth-2 = Earth-Hillbilly
We're pre-Crisis, and the JLA from Earth-1 and the JSA from Earth-2 are having one of their annual hoedowns, when we get a very disturbing conversation:

Power Girl, that's your cousin!! OK, the alternate universe version of your cousin, but still...ewwww!!!! Does this cousin being younger means he's no longer off limits?? Yuck....Of course, Superman's invitation to "see the JLA Trophy Room" is just the Satellite Era version of submarine races, so maybe Kal-El doesn't object, either.
Does this means taboos don't carry across dimensional lines? Could Earth-1 Bruce Wayne put the moves on Earth-2 Huntress? Could the Earth-1 Light Lass make out with the Earth-Prime Mekt Ranzz?
All right, I'd better stop. I won't even ask if Earth-1 Dick Grayson "getting together" with Earth-2 Dick Grayson would be wrong. But you know they totally would...
Oh, and Star-Spangled Kid?
You're a dick, Sylvester.
From Justice League Of America #147 (1977), by Paul Levitz/Marty Pasko and Dick Dillon/Frank McLaughlin
Does this means taboos don't carry across dimensional lines? Could Earth-1 Bruce Wayne put the moves on Earth-2 Huntress? Could the Earth-1 Light Lass make out with the Earth-Prime Mekt Ranzz?
All right, I'd better stop. I won't even ask if Earth-1 Dick Grayson "getting together" with Earth-2 Dick Grayson would be wrong. But you know they totally would...
Oh, and Star-Spangled Kid?
From Justice League Of America #147 (1977), by Paul Levitz/Marty Pasko and Dick Dillon/Frank McLaughlin
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