Suppose, just suppose, that there's someone at work or school (or home!) who really, really, really, really REALLY annoys you.

Now, further suppose that, when it comes time to issue a cutting and witty riposte to said someone, you end up drawing a blank.

Well, that happens to all of us. So here at Slay Monstrobot, we want to help you triumph in the petty dramas of you versus your archenemy. At no extra charge, even!

So next time you're in a verbal conflict with your dread nemesis, drop this on them:

WINNING!!

From the 2009 Free Comic Book Day Atomic Robo. Specifically, the story is Why Atomic Robo Hates Dr. Dinosaur. And it's free on Comixology. So go read it already, because it's pretty hi-larious!!