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Showing posts with label Vixen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vixen. Show all posts

Friday, October 3, 2008

Friday Night Fights--Tantu Style!!

Well, look who we have here. Just in time for her mini-series, and in time for her prominent role in the latest JLA epic, we here at Slay Monstrobot have decided to hop on the bandwagon. So here's Vixen, in her debut 28 years ago (feel old?).

In Metropolis, Superman is trying to stop someone from hijacking a shipment of furs, when:

Rao is Kryptonese for 'frak'Now, surely Vixen couldn't take on the Man of Steel, could she?

So a bull elephant COULD knock you back? So much for strong enough to move planets, etcWell, I guess she can. And just to prove that Superman is, well, a man, he does take the time to remark on her physical appearance while getting the snot kicked out of him.

Sge's notrhing like that old fat cow Wonder WomanOh, poor wittle Clark got scratched (SPOILER ALERT: the Tantu totem is magic). Now, if this story had happened in the 60's or early 70's, a whole subplot would have spun off about Clark somehow having to hide the fact that he had the same scratches as Superman, lest Lois Lane find out his secret identity. None of that nonsense for Gerry Conway, though!!

Anyway, after a trip to Africa, and under cover reporting, and poaching, and smuggling, and zzzzz, Superman and Vixen hook up (not that way!). He goes on to deal with the manly task of coralling stampeding elephants...

Who'd have 'thunk' it?While she takes off to stop a fat guy with a pointed stick.

wait--I only slew guilty beasts, like Scar from the Lion King...Wait a minute...maybe she just stood toe to toe with Superman...but can she handle A FAT GUY WITH A STICK?!?

The Kingpin stole my shtick!!
Noisier than Monica Seles at Wimbledon...
Victory by heart attack!!Well, I guess she can. Carry on, Vixen!! I don't advise you, however, to try that "scratching with magic claws" stunt on Bahlactus...he'll laugh while busting you up!!

Mari McCabe beats up a fat guy with a stick...oh, and Superman, too...in Action Comics #521 (1981).

Thursday, June 19, 2008

A Great Leader Commands From The Rear

Hey, look, they've finally given Black Canary a scene showing her using her leadership skills as chairperson of the Justice League:

Makes an ass out of you and Black CanaryOh. My. God.

I mean, Jesus, Ed Benes, are you really that much of an arrested adolescent? If this were Superman or Batman in charge, you would never draw them like that, and you know it. Great googly moogly, you idiot, Dinah finally gets a good JLA moment and you demean it by turning into a gratuitous ass shot! Really, Benes, what are you, 12 years old or something??

Here's a challenge...before anyone tries to defend this idiot, take a look through his JLA run...can anyone find me a male ass shot like that? I'll be waiting...a long time.

Questions for DC: Dwayne McDuffie--do you feel dirty having your dialogue put on this art? DC editorial--since all this T&A apparently isn't doing much for your sales, what's the point of allowing this?

As my rage dissipates, the are some SPOILER QUESTIONS coming...so bail on the post if you haven't read JLA #22 yet. SPOILERS COMING...
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Ok, #1--so the JLA Chairman has the power to unilaterally kick someone off the team? Really? Just askin'...

#2--Dwayne McD--I know you've been given crappy tie-in duties ever since taking over this mag (really, why did you leave the FF??). But I'm sorry, slack-cutting time is over. We're not even 2 years into this newest JLA incarnation, and we're already recycling stories. Red Tornado & Amazo...didn't we already do this story under Meltzer, less than 2 years ago?? What's the point of redoing it? Have you no fresher ideas?? We've seen the Secret Society of Injustice Gang twice, that damned Vixen's powers story has been going on frankly forever. C'mon, dude...this is the frakking JUSTICE LEAGUE. If we've already run out of story ideas before 2 years is up, well, maybe it's time to give the mag a rest. At this pace, you're making Bendis' Avengers mag seem like zippy serials...

Dammit, I hate hating comics I'm supposed to like...