Some folks just never learn.

Odin has gone to Earth to convince Thor to give up his girlfriend, Jane Foster. But, like the idjit he is, he left Loki in charge, and gave him a "portion" of his power, so Loki could defend Asgard while he was walkabout.

Surprise, surprise-- Loki uses the power to try and kill Odin and Thor:


Surtur? Yeah, he's bad news. But how bad?




So, that's the cause of your melting icecaps right there.

Fortunately, Thor has a cure!






Yup, Surtur will surely never menace anyone ever again!!

Until the current administration pulls out of the Asgard Accords, of course...

From Journey Into Mystery #104 (1964)

When it comes to Friday Night Fights, go big or go home.

So let's go big--universe ending big!!

Surtur just needs to put his bigass magic sword into Asgard's Eternal Flame, and he can destroy the Nine Worlds (sorry, Angelica fans, there was no Tenth World back then...).

Fortunately, the Odin clan was there:

Oh, it is on!!








BAAROOUM!!!

Spacebooger urges you not to worry; Odin came back fairly quickly!!

Mythic Madness from Thor #353 (1985), by Walt Simonson

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why?! BAAROOUM!!! That's why!! So go and vote!!

The Enchantress has a suggestion for Loki:



Uh-oh...

So Loki sneaks around Avengers Mansion invisibly, makin' trouble:






Ow!!











Leave it to Jarvis to end Loki's reign of terror!




Hoist on his own petard!!

Oh, poor Loki...

From Marvel Double Shot #2 (2003)

After kicking Loki's behind, Victor Von Doom is strolling in triumph through Castle Doom...

Wait, WHAT?!?

So, Doctor Doom has a whole hallway of jukeboxes, all belting out a version of The Beatles All You Need Is Love, but with "love" replaced by "Doom"?!?!?!?!?

That may be the single greatest thing that I have ever seen.

And given that Doom doubtless blocks iTunes and Amazon and Pandora et al., from operating in Latveria, these versions of the songs are probably the only ones that most Latverians have ever heard! There are probably passionate arguments in the street whether Doom's Red Album or Blue Album is the better collection!

And of course, Victor wouldn't limit himself just to one song. Oh, no...so we're off to the races:

Love Me Doom
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Doom
Please Please Doom
Latverian Wood
Hey Doom
Don't Let Doom Down
Rocket Raccoon (Hey, even Victor loves the little guy!)
While Reed Richards Gently Weeps
Back In Latveria
Being For The Benefit Of Doctor Doom!
The Continuing Story Of Victor Von Doom
Drive My Time Platform
Doom Is The Walrus
I Want To Rule Your Land
In Doom's Life
Victor In The Sky With Diamonds
Mean Mr. Fantastic
With A Little Help From My Minions
You Know Doom's Name (Look Up The Number)
Doom Tripper

All right, all right, I'll stop...you guys can have your chance now...

From Loki: Agent of Asgard #7 (2014)

I think I'm on record as thoroughly hating and despising the "Asgardian Font" that Marvel policy requires to be used for Thor and anyone from Asgard.

I mean, what does it signify? Do Asgardians somehow sound different than everyone else? Are they speaking a different language that is being translated by godly means? Do the writers and editors somehow think that we won't know if a particularly character is Asgardian doesn't use this font--even in captions?!?!?


Grrr...to think that people go on jihads against Comic Sans yet raise not a single complaint against this abomination!!

Oh, but it could have been worse.

In UltraForce/Avengers #1 (1995), a powerful and slightly insane entity has captured the Soul Gems, and created a mash-up version of the Marvel and Malibu universes, which mainly consists of Ultraverse characters taking on classic Marvel roles.

So as mash-up Thor confronts mash-up Loki...





Ye. Gods. Abysmal font PLUS yellow word balloons. Fortunately, that never caught on.

Still, we should note that it took a multiversal crisis, an insane god and 7 Soul Gems to create a font worse than Marvel's Asgardian font...that's how bad Asgardian font is.

Grrr...