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Showing posts with label Oracle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oracle. Show all posts

Monday, February 18, 2013

Manic Monday Triple Overtime--Oracle Invents eHarmony, Sort Of

In a prequel to the very first Birds Of Prey story, Barbara Gordon is searching for the right female operative for the job...

And yes, you saw right, that is quite the embarrassing "typo":

Anyway, Oracle starts to go through her options, and man, is the woman picky!!








And then she begins to get more in-depth (and desperate)...



C'mon, Babs...make a decision!!



YAAAAA!!!!

Anyway,several more pages of searching (and rejecting), Barbara finally chooses Black Canary, and the rest is history.

Of course, I wouldn't want to be the one to tell Dinah she was Oracle's last choice, would you?

From Birds Of Prey Secret Files 2003

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Why I Won't Miss Oracle

There has been much consternation over the announcement that Barbara Gordon will become Batgirl again, and apparently lose the wheelchair (although we don't know the details yet, and I've heard rumors that she'll be using an exo-skeleton, so she'll still be in the wheelchair when not fighting crime...?) This fine editorial by Jill Pantozzi is a good example of how dismayed, and even angry, many people are about this change.

I don't specifically disagree with anything Jill has said, and I certainly don't think taking Barbara out of the wheelchair is a particularly bright move (DC: "We're going younger--so we're ditching Cassandra and Stephanie, and putting Barbara back in the costume!!").

But I also can't say that I'm sad to see the character of Oracle go, either.

Let me make a couple of points that seem to escaped everyone's notice so far.

A. There Is No Relation Between Barbara Gordon's Physical Condition And Her Status As Oracle

Everyone I've read seems to be making a very odd assumption--Barbara's paraplegia is why she became Oracle, after the Joker destroyed her career as Batgirl.

But that shows a short memory, and a lack of knowledge of DC history.

Let me remind people (or inform them if they never knew): Barbara Gordon had retired as Batgirl BEFORE The Killing Joke. She did NOT stop being Batgirl because of her Joker-inflicted injuries.

Yeah, I know, that goes counter to what you think you know about the character. But for years prior to the Killing Joke, Barbara had been questioning her Batgirl role. In Crisis On Infinite Earths, Batgirl spent several issues feeling inadequate as a super-hero, and contemplating quitting. Supergirl's sacrifice encouraged her to say, but in many of her appearances afterward she had doubts.

And in Batgirl Special #1 (1988), published a few months before The Killing Joke, Barbara hung up the costume for good. She decides that with all the other (and she believes better) super-heroes out there, she's not needed. And after suffering some injuries against a serial killer, she retires as Batgirl. Again--Barbara quit as Batgirl, on her own accord.

See, it wasn't the Killing Joke that made her stop being Batgirl--she already had abandoned the cowl. Oh, it's easy to understand the confusion--Killing Joke is, after all, one of the most famous stories ever by one of the most revered comic writers of all time, and the story has been reprinted one kajillion times. Batgirl Special #1? Never reprinted, and mostly forgotten because of the story that followed. Good luck searching the quarter bins.

But you see, Barbara didn't give up being Batgirl because of physical necessity. She did it because she didn't want to be Batgirl anymore. The Joker didn't take that from her. She took it from herself. And to suggest that restoring the use of her legs means she would automatically pick up the cowl again doesn't show a good understanding of the character.

But by the same token, that also means that she didn't need the injury to become Oracle. Given Barbara's skill set, she very well might have become Oracle anyway, even had Killing Joke never happened. She was still a part of the Bat-Family, still had research skills, surely still wanted to help fight crime in her own way. (or, hell, maybe she would have run for Congress again...)

But there's this assumption that wheelchair=Oracle, and no wheelchair=Batgirl, and that's just not the way it is (Of course, DC hasn't helped--Wendy Harris loses the use of her legs, and she becomes Proxy, a junior Oracle. Nice little ghetto you've created there, DC: female with paraplegia=you have to become a master hacker).

If DC chose to, Barbara could become a physical crime-fighter again without losing the wheelchair--hell, this is the DC Universe, I could name 15 ways to work that off the top of my head. And, if she were somehow healed, there's no reason she couldn't keep on being Oracle, if she chose.

But everyone, DC included, has this mindset that if she's paralyzed, she has to be Oracle, and if she's not, she has to be Batgirl. But that's letting the physical status define the character...and isn't that what everyone is upset about it?

The wheelchair and Oracle are two completely separate issues--or they should be.

B. Oracle Is A Terrible Comic Book Character

Before you attack me, let me clarify I'm not saying Barbara Gordon is a poor character. I'm saying that the concept of Oracle just doesn't work very well in comic books.

Oh, it's not just comic books. Just think of every movie or TV show where they've had a scene of someone hacking into something, or manning their computer and rapidly (and seemingly randomly) typing to defend against a threat. Now, be honest--100% of the time, isn't that the most boring part of that show? Did you really think the scene of nerds coding were the best part of The Social Network?

Well, it's even worse in comics, because we don't have the illusions of the sounds of keyboards clacking and the visuals of fingers flying over a keyboard and the swelling of background music to distract us. Having someone be a computer master is possible one of the least interesting and most impossible things to portray in a comic book. Seriously, how many scenes have they given us of Clark Kent actually typing out a story? Finding new and interesting ways to have Barbara typing and talking into a headset wasn't an easy task, and most creators failed.

And what makes it even worse is, 99.5 percent of the writers and artists who have portrayed Oracle have seemingly never actually seen anyone use a computer. Dear lord, given that our character is the supreme computer artist in the DC Universe, the amount of computer illiteracy and ignorance shown in Oracle stories is pretty damning. And this led, inevitably, to greater and greater "powers" for Oracle, because creators had no patience (or knowledge) to show someone taking hours to hack into a network or decrypt a file. Nope, Oracle could find out anything in the universe with two keystrokes, she could make computers do anything...hell, she shut down the entire internet with zero notice in 5 seconds. She's essentially become a "magic" character, omnipotent, with no real rules...and that's boring.

Oh, I know, it is the DC Universe, and there is dramatic licence, but really, Oracle became nothing more than a human Mother Box, a living sonic screwdriver, a deus ex machina to solve any hero's problem when the writer can't think of a better way to get out of the corner they've painted themselves into.

And what a storytelling crutch she became. Batman, the greatest detective ever, essentially stopped detecting, and relied on Oracle to solve every problem for him. What started as the occasional consult became a raging dependency, and not a single story was allowed to pass without Bruce or Dick having to get information from Oracle that they should have been able to find themselves. Hell, we seemingly reached the point where none of the Bat-Family could even wipe their own ass without having Oracle pull up a file and explain to them how to do it. I'm overstating things, but I think the over-reliance on Oracle seriously hurt the DC Universe, and especially the Bat titles.

None of which has anything to do, of course, with Barbara Gordon herself. She's just been trapped for awhile, though, in an unportrayable role, but not allowed to leave because it's become unthinkable for her to leave the wheelchair.

But again, there's no reason the wheelchair means she has to be Oracle. I'm against magically healing her, because as I've said many times before, I'm against going backwards, and against immature nostalgia substituting for creativity and progress. But I 100% support her no longer being Oracle. Find something else for her to do. Let someone else be tech support for the DC Universe. Because I doubt that any of the Barbara Gordon supporters out there believe that the only role for a handicapped person is resident computer whiz.

Remember, wheelchair ≠ Oracle.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Battle For The Cowell Preview--Welcome Back, Babs

Well, this pretty much confirms it. Here's an interview with Dan DiDio at Newsarama yesterday, discussing "getting back to the most iconic representations of the characters":

DD: This is the next phase. It just happens to involve the return of characters who were there at an earlier stage in the history of the DC Universe, and they’re coming back. That’s all. It’s all part of the ongoing story and the ongoing history.

The characters that they’ve replaced are still there and accessible, and now they are still part of the next generation of the heroes of the DC Universe who will be carrying the stories into 2009 and beyond.

11. So there’s still a role for the second generation characters who took the role while their mentors were not in it?

DD: There will be an enormous role for them moving forward. There’s a big role for them now – Kyle is in Green Lantern Corps, so he’s never been marginalized; Wally and Connor, and even Cassandra Cain will be appearing throughout the year, and will be seen in roles where they really have a chance to shine.

That pretty much clinches it, doesn't it?

Barbara Gordon, during the Battle For The Cowell, will be in a three issue mini-series titled "Oracle: The Cure." That probably doesn't mean Barbara will be sitting around listening to her goth-rock CDs.

DiDio has lumped Cassandra Cain in with Kyle Rayner and Wally West and Connor Hawke, heroes recently (or soon to be) put on the back burner for the original, "iconic" Silver Age versions. (And just for the record--while some folks have suggested that the current DC regime has displayed an active hatred for the Giffen/DeMatteis era of the Justice League, can I point out that the above list shows we've now had 3 members of Grant Morrison's JLA replaced by "more iconic" representations?)

There's not a ton of other credible candidates to take up the Batgirl mantle. Spoiler? Huntress? Not likely.

Nope, unless DiDio is deliberately playing us, Barbara Gordon is going to get the use of her legs back (and why not? Bruce Wayne did, right?) and resume her duties as the titian-tressed crusader (with a remarkable short rehab period, it seems...).

Now, I'm not big on DC's sudden obsession with chucking out everything from the past 20 years (is it just me, or does "returning DC heroes to their most iconic representation" sound pretty much like a slow-motion Brand New Day, except with much better PR???).

But unlike Barry or Hal, they're not raising Barbara Gordon from the dead, just healing her. And as I noted above, what's good for the Bruce, is good for the Babs. And I must confess, I've always had a soft spot for Barbara as Batgirl.

So, believe it or not, I think Simon is going to approve this one.

Yup, I was right!!

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Ask Monstrobot--Omniscient Oracle

Not as smart as I look, it seems

Dear Monstrobot,
I'm a data manager for a large network of powerful people. Lately I've been having some major security problems on our network, as "bad guys" seem intent on hacking our system.
Can you offer me some advice on how to safeguard our systems, before my employers end up crippled?
--Omniscient Oracle


Sexy, in an evil wayDear Oracle,
Barbara, Barbara, Barbara...please, why the pretense? My nephews have better avatars for World of Warcraft! Be yourself!


Anyway, your "problems" are signs of incompetence. but they also show a lot of potential for evil. But first there are a couple of facts you've got to face.

First, if you have such sensitive data on your computers, why in the world have it attached to a system that can be hacked?? Seriously, if the information is so sensitive, it shouldn't be on your mainframe connected to the internet...unless...

Secondly, and I'm not sure how to put this, but you really need to upgrade your physical security. I mean. C'mon. Babs, your inner sanctum (chortle) was breached (guffaw) by Karate Kid (bwa hahahahaha). I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but I mean, Karate Kid? His power is, he knows karate?!?! OK, he has a flight ring, too...but he reached your inner sanctum without working up a sweat! And he's what, the 1,345th most powerful guy in the universe? Really, I don't see how you can keep any data secret if (snort) Karate Kid can just waltz in. What if someone really powerful wanted to break in? Maybe see Batman for some security tips.

The whole world? Really???

Speaking of Batman, I've got to ask you: why do you need the home addresses of "every superhero in the world?" Is there a newsletter you mail out? Do you do their taxes for them? Send gift baskets on birthdays? Or maybe...

I can't help but recall that your mentor created the OMAC system, which was used to hunt down and eliminate superheroes. And you have all their civilian identities and addresses...why Barabara, have you turned to the dark side without telling us?!? We certainly could use someone as lovely as you on our team! Why else have all this dangerous data stored in easily violated security, while your "boss" has an evil plan requiring that data? I knew you couldn't really be that incompetent...you're really evil!

So my answer to you is to go for it, stop pretending to fight whoever is after you data. Give in to your evil urges, and slay, slay, slay!!