The Rhino is trying to kidnap astronaut John Jameson, because evil spy stuff!!

Spidey has tussled with him twice, and so far it's dead even--Rhino 1, Spider-Man 1.

So the wall-crawler heads to to a scientist friend for help...

What do they come up with? Let's tune in for Round III:

"FTIFFFT instead of FTAKT!" Heh.




But wait for it...




There you go folks--you're Monday Morning Naked Rhino for the week.

You're welcome.

From Amazing Spider-Man #43 (1966)

Hulk defeats his foes in the most Zen was possible in these week's Friday Night Fights!!

Look who's taken over Gamma Base:

Yeah, of course they're there to ambush the Hulk (duh) and set off a gamma bomb (wha the...?).

So let the wild rumpus begin!!












Sometimes the best way to win a fight is to just step away and let your enemies beat themselves up.

Good question, Hulk.

Spacebooger really doesn't understand why the Abomination was so grey in this issue...

BADADABOOM is from Incredible Hulk #171 (1974), by Steve Englehart (plotter), Gerry Conway (script), Herb Trimpe and Jack Abel

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? There might be more gamma bombs out there!! So go vote!!

Quick and dirty for this week's Friday Night Fights.

It's a typical Marvel Team-Up story, with way too much stuff going on for a one-off story, including A.I.M., a pathetic revenge plan by the Rhino, a woman called Delilah whom Doc Samson falls in love with and (what a surprise) she betrays him, etc.

So let's just cut to the good stuff, with Samson taking out Ol' Hornhead:




WHAMM!

Spacebooger notes that's why you probably shouldn't have a horn on your costume...

Abuse of minor villains is from Marvel Team-Up #102 (1981), by Mike W. Barr, Frank Springer, and Mike Esposito

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Ummm...I working on it, I'm working on it. Now go and vote!!

It's the championship round of Friday Night Fights, and our Master Of Mayhem Spacebooger has enacted a special rule:

 "a fight scene featuring a fight where the loser 'never saw it coming': The final blow should take place either off panel or by surprise to win the championship."

Yeah, I got that.

Doc Samson has got it into his head once again try try to cure the Hulk--aww, that trick never works!!

Well, Samson find the Hulk in the desert, but Jade Jaws beats the stuffing out of him.

Fortunately, while Samson is recovering...



HUH!?!









Uh-oh....


Spacebooger wishes his hair were as thick and luxurious as Doc Samson's...

The bone-rattling, gravity-defying, hand-crunching final blow is from Incredible Hulk #314 (1985), brought to us by John Byrne, John Byrne and Bob Wiacek.

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Because I crave the prize for winning this week. So go and vote, dagnabbit!!