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Showing posts with label Spider-Woman. Show all posts
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Thursday, May 19, 2016

The Secret Connection Between Spider-Woman, Plastic Man And Fangpuss!!

This ad appeared in Incredible Hulk Annual #8 (1979):

By then, I was pretty much done with the whole Saturday morning cartoon thing--places to go, people to see.

So allow me some ill-informed and decades-late comments.

It's not enough that they're Super Friends. Now they're "World's Greatest Super Friends"! Take that, Swedish Super Friends!

Plus, I have to admire that even though they showed his picture, Aquaman can't even get listed in the copy. Even in 1979, they knew...

I had absolutely no idea whatsoever that there had been a Spider-Woman cartoon. Not one single clue. How is that possible?

Also worth noting, that in the pre-merger mania and pre-discovery of corporate synergy era, ABC had no problem running both DC and Marvel shows. You wouldn't see that today, by golly.

This same comic had an ad for CBS' Saturday morning line-up, which featured Mighty Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Popeye, Tarzan and Batman. What a wild, wacky world...

Wait...comedy AND adventure? Have you gone mad, ABC?

Much as with Spider-Woman, I had no clue that there had been a Plastic Man cartoon on Saturday mornings. Seriously, what else did I miss?

Glory days.

And then there's this:

What. The. Hell.

And this:

Whatever happened to Fangpuss?!?

And sadly:

I'm sorry. Scrappy Doo is the worst thing ever. I'd rather watch BvS again than watch anything with Scrappy Doo in it.

Seriously, I hate Scrappy Doo...

Monday, March 2, 2015

Manic Monday--Great Moments In Inappropriate Ad Copy!!

Back in the day, Marvel used to put out a monthly puzzle & game magazine:
See, the heroes all loved it, and...

Wait a minute! What the hell was that again?!?

Uhh...Too much information, Jessica?

You should see what happens when you show her a Sudoku!

Ad appeared in Captain America #250 (1980)

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Self-Awareness Saturday--Avengers #13

In Avengers #13, Ms. Marvel is lusting after Thor, and she wants Spider-Woman to go ask him if he's seeing anyone right now:

Hmmm. Could this actually be Bendis' way of self-critiquing his handling of his characters, of subtly acknowledging that he's done absolutely nothing with Spider-Woman over the past 13 issues of Avengers? Or even more broadly, coyly admitting that he's done a terrible job of having everyone on the team interact with each other, that the book hasn't been so much a team book as "Tony Stark and the Seven Dwarves" for the first two storylines?

Nah.

Special bonus that you would have demanded had you known about it: a panel of Spider-Man "heaving" inside his mask!!

Thank you, Bendis and Chris Bachalo, for that contribution to the medium!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Credit Where Credit Is Due

The splash page of Spider-Woman #1:

Let's close in on the credits:

One more zoom:

Hmm. I can't say it's a bad thing to give credit to someone who played a vital role in the creation of Alex Maleev's art.

But this raises a whole buncha questions:

**Does this imply that Maleev DIDN'T use models for any other characters? That Agent Brand, for example, was completely drawn "from scratch?" Because it sure wouldn't seem fair to credit Jolynn Carpenter for her work, and not everybody else Maleev was using.

**Speaking of unfair, the whole credit issue seems to have its priorities misplaced. They credit the model one of the characters is based upon, but nowhere in the issue do they give any credit for the reprinted panels drawn by the Luna brothers or Leinil Yu (from Spider-Woman: Origins and Secret Invasion). So, we credit models, but not the actual artists whose actual artwork is being reprinted??????

**This could be a terrible precedent--do we have to go back and re-credit all of Maleev's previous works, either in reprints or in trades, to acknowledge the models he's used? What about all of Alex Ross' work? If our new principle is we need to give credit to an artist's models, there's a whole lot of uncredited comics modeling that needs to be acknowledged.

**On the plus side, this would mean that Greg Land owes us a pretty exciting list of adult movie stars...

Friday, September 19, 2008

Friday Night Fights--Daddy Long Legs Style

There was a time, in the misty past, when Jessica Drew was not really the Queen of the Skrulls. When she wasn't a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent who was really a Hydra agent who was really working for Nick Fury against both groups as an whiny triple agent (or was it quadruple??). An era before she was a New Avenger, or a Mighty Avenger.

She was just Spider-Woman, private investigator, reluctant quasi-superhero, and someone who ran into the most macabre collection of oddballs in Marvel history. Under separate runs by Mark Greunwald and Michael Fleischer, Jessica came up against nutbars like the Needle, Gypsy Moth, the Brothers Grimm, Waxman, and the Cult of Kali (well before Temple of Doom, thank you), not to mention obscure Marvel characters as the Enforcer, Nekra, Werewolf by Night, and the Shroud. It was a fun book.

But a lot of people forget about the last-gasp, post-Chris Claremont run of Ann Nocenti and Brian Postman. Take, for an example, Daddy Longlegs. Ramsey Kole, a dancer, goes to visit Bill Foster (before he was killed just so Marvel could claim Civil War was "edgy" and "dangerous"). Ramsey, it turns out, has a real need for Foster's re-tooled growth formula:

Man, dance is all about the politics!Ahh, yes, the dance world is a jungle. Kole won't take "no" for an answer, and takes down Foster almost as fast as clone Thor did:

Wasn't that a Steve Martin album?Well, Kole soon learns, you shouldn't mix and match untested biochemical formulas, should you?

You took a Goliath formula, and are surprised you got big??Just how big is he??

Mr Dangerfield, just how big is the president??EEK!!

Anyway, Kole decides to use his new long-leggediness to break into the performance of an overrated pop dance troupe and show the public what a real dancer can do. Check out the creepy art (and the creepier cultural elitism):

Anything people like=badLong story short: Spider-Woman get involved, he refuses to be reasoned with, and fisticuffs result. But, to her chagrin, his gangliness and dancer's reflexes make him impossible to hit:

STEEEE-rike One!But he makes the mistake of getting in too close, so she delivers the Chris Sims Special...

They always fall for the face kick......followed by a full body venom blast...

Even in L.A., this is weird...and a full page put down:

Using your adhesive powers to crawl up people could have interesting applications in the budoir...As far as I know, Daddy Longlegs made only one other cameo appearance 3 issues later, and was cured in an Iron Man annual some years later. Too bad, because he was kind of cool.

Not as cool as Bahlactus, of course...

Jessica Drew before Bendis got his hands on her in Spider-Woman #47 (1982)