Tonight's
Friday Night Fights will feature someone who has
never appeared on my blog before...
Who dat?
Yes, his cape allows him to fly...but the rest of his wardrobe is somewhat
lacking...
Put on a shirt, bro!!
And for the record, that guy with a
spork for a right hand? That's the
Beast, the
Eagle's arch-enemy/foreign agent/all-around dickweed.
And
don't mock the spork:
OK, OK, it's
not a spork. It's an "
iron claw." No, I don't know
why he has an iron claw instead of a hand.
But it is a damned
effective weapon:
He also uses poisoned blow darts to kill people, because
evil.
So, anyway, our fight...a scientist developed a chemical weapon that could blind everyone on a battlefield. So, naturally, the Beast steals it, and most of the gangsters/spies in town are also after it.
After the Beast wipes out most of the opposition, the Eagle and
Buddy move in...but they had better be careful, because this beast is harder to kill than
Wile E. Coyote!!
Well, that means the fight's over, right? So...
Wait--
Well,
that's a wrap then, right? Eagle wins--
Oh, wait...
Well, that's
certainly it, right? No way the Beast is coming back from
that--
Oh, come on now!!
HOLY CRAP, he just got smacked upside the head
with an anvil!!
He no doubt survived that, right?
Oh.
Man, they played for
keeps in the
Golden Age!!
Spacebooger eagerly awaits
DC reviving The Beast in
Forever Evil 2: The Spork Of Evil!
Cartoony fight courtesy of
Weird Comics #15 (1941). The only credit we have is "
Louis Cazeneuve?" on pencils and inks.
Now is the time to go and vote for my fight. Why? Well, really, you shouldn't. It's a very silly fight. But go vote for somebody, OK?