So this is a thing:
In my civilian identity, I manage a liquor store. So I can assure you that this is a for real, actual product, actually sitting on my actual shelf.
Mike's Harder is a higher-alcohol spin-off from the Mike's Hard Lemonade brand. There's lot of different flavors and sizes...But don't worry, drinkers of fruity concoctions that hide the taste of your alcohol, Deadpool has you covered--this page shows you all 8 varieties, and all 8 Deadpool cans!!,
At least these guys know their comic book audience--"collectible series"?? I guess we're lucky there isn't a special "blank can" variant...Of course, they may be jumping the gun a bit, as the movie is 3 1/2 months away from release...
This particular bit of merchandising has me of two minds--maybe even three or 4 minds.
My first instinctive reaction is, "OMG, Marvel is putting their super-heroes on alcohol? WTF!?!"
Of course, with the state of Deadpool/X-Men rights, it may not have even been Marvel's decision. And given the sting from the flop of the Fantastic Four film, I can see Fox trying anything and everything to publicize their next attempt at a Marvel movie. If only they had thought to plaster the FF all over, oh, I don't know, Redd's Apple Ale packages!
But I'm still back to "OMG, Marvel is putting their super-heroes on alcohol? WTF!?!"
And yes, Deadpool probably isn't technically a super-hero...he's an anti-hero! There's a difference between putting Spider-Man on your Budweiser, and putting a murderous mercenary scumbag on Mike's Harder. And the Deadpool movie is R-rated, so it's not for the kiddies.
Then again, Deadpool regularly meets and teams-up with Spider-Man, Captain America, Wolverine...hell, he's an Avenger now!!
The again again, as we're so often reminded, comic books aren't for kiddies anymore, as the average age for readers is now somewhere north of John McCain. And it's not like our comics haven't shown Wolverine drinking plenty of beer over the years, or are MCU films haven't had our heroes (and Stan!) drinking.
I won't lie, my feelings are really mixed here. I'm no teatotaler. I will gladly take your money in exchange for alcoholic beverages. And I get really upset with irrational nanny-state regulation that restrict what we can see and drink in the name of "think about the children!"
At the same time, I have to admit that the thought of plastering portraits of the heroes of my youth onto alcohol containers has me feeling vaguely queasy, especially if this turns out to be not just a one-time deal. Maybe it's just me, but I don't relish seeing Superman in Miller High Life commercials, or Captain America pitching Jack Daniels. It just feels...off to me, you know? Or is it just me? Will the 2020 version of Hostess ads have our heroes throwing delicious liquor at bad guys to get them to desist?
And I also know, from long experience in the business, that this is the type of marketing that almost certainly will attract the attention of the nanny-state and the teatotalers, and cause some uproar, if not outright calls for some form of regulation--because they will see Deadpool as "comics" and comics are for kids and OMG we must act now because anything that might ever give the message to kids that drinking might not be evil must be stamped out immediately! And it could end up being a negative for Fox/Marvel in the long run.
So, anyway, I'm approximately nowhere on this issue, with no firm feelings on it...not exactly upset, but feeling somewhat hesitant about the whole enterprise? I don't think it's evil, but is some kind of line being crossed? Is this OK with everyone, or will it lead to some type of Wertham-like backlash? Are there some types of super-hero marketing that, maybe, should be out-of-bounds? And what's next? Superman-Cialis commercials (Clark and Diana in adjoining bathtubs, narrator intoning "even after you've lost your super-powers, you don't have to lose your power in bed!)?!?
That's all I got. I'm confused. I throw this one out to the masses for discussion.
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Saturday, October 24, 2015
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
The First Deadpool Story?!?
OK, everyone done with vacation and holidays? All settled back in to the old routine at school or work?
Good, good...then are you...READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN!?!?!?!
We're ready, Uncle Eerie!
Holy Breaking The Fourth Wall, Batman!! Are we in a Deadpool story, or what?!? Is this Multiversity #0?!?
Your may now proceed with your normal week--if you dare!!
From Eerie #36 (1971), by Steve Skeates and Esteban Maroto
Good, good...then are you...READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN!?!?!?!
We're ready, Uncle Eerie!
Holy Breaking The Fourth Wall, Batman!! Are we in a Deadpool story, or what?!? Is this Multiversity #0?!?
Your may now proceed with your normal week--if you dare!!
From Eerie #36 (1971), by Steve Skeates and Esteban Maroto
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
Breaking The Forth Wall--And The Fifth, and Sixth, And...
It's imaginary story time! [Editor's note--aren't they all imaginary?] [snell's note--shut up.]
A rare alloy of green, red and gold kryptonite has caused Clark Kent to lose all his powers, and forget that he was ever Superman!!
So the years go by, and everyone assumes that Superman died somewhere in space or something. And eventually, the Hollywood vultures decide to cash in by making a big-screen documentary!
Of course, all of the Super Friends are there:
You have to love Atom's little chair...
But wait...don't some of these guys know that Clark is/was Superman? Why didn't they step in at some point over the years?
Because? Because why...? Why?!?!?!
What? Wait..I mean...hold on...how...wait...I don't...
Folks,they just out-Deadpooled Deadpool, several decades early!
P.S. Yes, I know Robin knew Clark's secret identity, too. So why did Batman leave him out? Clearly, after so many years, that can't be all-grown up-by-now Dick Grayson as the "Boy" Wonder...it must be the Silver Age Jason Todd!!
From Superman #192 (1967)
A rare alloy of green, red and gold kryptonite has caused Clark Kent to lose all his powers, and forget that he was ever Superman!!
So the years go by, and everyone assumes that Superman died somewhere in space or something. And eventually, the Hollywood vultures decide to cash in by making a big-screen documentary!
Of course, all of the Super Friends are there:
You have to love Atom's little chair...
But wait...don't some of these guys know that Clark is/was Superman? Why didn't they step in at some point over the years?
Because? Because why...? Why?!?!?!
What? Wait..I mean...hold on...how...wait...I don't...
Folks,they just out-Deadpooled Deadpool, several decades early!
P.S. Yes, I know Robin knew Clark's secret identity, too. So why did Batman leave him out? Clearly, after so many years, that can't be all-grown up-by-now Dick Grayson as the "Boy" Wonder...it must be the Silver Age Jason Todd!!
From Superman #192 (1967)
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Cover Captions That Sadly Lied To Us
It's been quite a while since we've researched The Lyingest Cover In Marvel History.
Well, 20 years ago this month...
Sadly for us, Cable and Deadpool BOTH "walked away," and have stubbornly refused to die, despite many a fake-out over the past 2 decades.
Of course, one of the ground rules I layed out lo those many years ago was that over-hyperbolic captions were not enough to actually qualify a particular cover as The Lyingest Cover In Marvel History. So, I guess X-Force #15 (1992) can't really be TLCIMH.
So, all we can do is gaze wistfully at the cover and wish it had been true...
Well, 20 years ago this month...
Sadly for us, Cable and Deadpool BOTH "walked away," and have stubbornly refused to die, despite many a fake-out over the past 2 decades.
Of course, one of the ground rules I layed out lo those many years ago was that over-hyperbolic captions were not enough to actually qualify a particular cover as The Lyingest Cover In Marvel History. So, I guess X-Force #15 (1992) can't really be TLCIMH.
So, all we can do is gaze wistfully at the cover and wish it had been true...
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