Spy Ferva Shayne has decided there's only one way to get Wonder Woman out of the way:

Marry her off!!

But how to get her to finally accept Steve Trevor's overtures?

Oh, dear.

So Ferva puts her plan into action!

Well, if a woman breaks into my crib, point two (!) pistols at me, and proceeds to give me romantic advice, I'm damn well going to listen!


And what do you know...it works!!

And Diana Prince isn't the only one impressed by the new Steve...


Oh, Diana...


OK, Steve, now you're getting into creepy territory.

The Amazon is conflicted...


Well, after lots of running around and spy-busting and dance lessons...


Sigh...

Don't ever change, William Marston!

From Sensation Comics #46 (1945)

Big date night for Steve and Diana Prince!

And what does a manly man like Steve Trevor order for dinner?


Well, geez, Steve--try to get a heart attack-related discharge?

After a dance...


OK, Steve Trevor is just a jerk.

From Comic Cavalcade #8 (1944)

I have a lot of obscure comic book knowledge stored in my noggin.

But the beauty part of comics is, there's always more to learn, always something that you didn't already know.

And sometimes that new knowledge will blow your mind.

Steve Trevor, for example. I mean, I already knew that he had a weird history. Died twice, resurrected twice, merged with other Trevors from the multiverse, and...well, weird.

But I had no idea how weird.

So I'm reading Wonder Woman #320 (1984), which comes right near the end of the book's pre-Crisis existence. And what do I find?

Wait...what?!?



So, wait...you're telling me that Steve Trevor had an invisible gremlin pal, who dressed like movie-era Captain Kirk and talked like Bug from the Micronauts, who buddied up with him for the better part of two years?!?!?



And no one ever told me this why?!? Seriously, how could I not have known this?


Glitch the "gremlin" turned out to be an alien stranded on Earth, and he made himself invisible to everyone except Trevor (and "some children," Wikipedia helpfully tells us).



Eventually, in an adventure involving the Atomic Knight (!) he let Wonder Woman see him, and found a ride home.

Of of course, was promptly forgotten post-Crisis.

So can we bring him back in the nu52? To help Steve run JLA? Or maybe as part of the Green Team? Please?