A young lady has many questions about cats...



Well, unnamed little girl decides to put Kitty to the test...






So, when our planet is overrun by tiny interdimensional invaders, we can blame the cats for being...scaredy cats!!

From Mysteries Of Unexplored Worlds #8 (1958)

Frank Miller (no, not that Frank Miller) is having a bad day...

Or, maybe he's just off his medication?


Well, he goes to a friend's crib, and lays out his theory:


Wha? Cute dogs?!?! A threat?!?!? However could that be?

See--that's why you shouldn't teach evolution in school--it's gives your unstable teacher paranoid fantasies!!


But...

Ahh...the absence of evidence is actually the proof!! So obvious!!

All righty, then, Frank Miller is looney tunes, right?


Damn them! Damn them all to hell!!

So Frank goes home to fetch his dog, and they prepare to...hypnotize him!!

Take my word for it--hypnotizing a dog isn't any great feat...





Well, that solves that...


Well that's all settled, and now Frank can adjust his dosage, and...

Wait--there's more?!?



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

This is all Siskoid's fault...

From Journey Into Mystery #62 (1960), as reprinted in Fear #6 (1972)

Blackhawk Chuck has stumbled across Adolf Hitler's personal courier, and after a spirited chase through a ramshackle, abandoned mansion...


"Der Fuhrer does not like little kittens."

Good gosh, whatever would the internet have been like had Germany won the war?!?

From Blackhawk #254 (1983)

I just want to note...

...you don't have this problem with dogs.

In fact...

...alien dogs are our friends!

Space War #9 is from 1961. Dalgoda #1 is from 1984. Cased Closed.

Len Wills is living the dream...he marries a rich dame, and proceeds to spend her money on...

Swamis? Really?

Of course, there are drawbacks--Gloria is a little bit...well, not nice:

PRO-TIP: Never give your husband the idea to murder you...

See, he never would have come up with that on his own!

PRO-TIP #2: Don't go to a swami for murder advice:


Well, Len poisons her, no one is the wiser, and he's living the high life. But at the funeral:


Uhhh, Len, "developed from thin air" isn't quite how reincarnation works...


Len decides that the cat IS Gloria, so he's going to keep it and mistreat it for all the years of abuse he had from Gloria:


But you can only push a cat so far...


YOW!!!

And worse? The scratch became infected, and, well...

Must have been cat scratch fever...

Oh, but wait...this is a horror comic, so simple revenge is not enough of a twist, no sir:


So, in summary: cats are reincarnated evil women who are not-so-secretly trying to kill you.

Don't say you weren't warned.

From Mister Mystery #15 (1954). Siskoid, please feel free to pilfer the images for Cat Of The Geek.