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Showing posts with label Conan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Conan. Show all posts

Monday, January 30, 2017

Manic Monday Triple Overtime--That Time The Hulk Fought Conan!!

Just a typical day when a sorcerer in the Microverse is using spells to try to summon a champion to rescue the land from a despot:



Yes, let us hear the terror of Conan...er, Kronak The Barbarian!

See, nothing like Conan!


See? Nothing at all like Conan!!



Gee, it's almost as if a ruthless barbarian would make a lousy ruler! Who would have thought?

Anyway, Hulk is not at all interested in this side-quest, until the locals pull the foolproof "have a little girl suggest that Hulk isn't strong enough for this task" gambit:


Well played, little girl!!

Hulk goes to the palace, but gets felled by magic. And King Conan Kronak is unimpressed by puny Banner:



Bruce is right, as Conan Kronak finds when he tries to slay Bruce in the arena:

Oh, Sal Buscema, I love you so!


A lot of hi jinks and distractions later, it's time for Hulk to put an end to Conan Kronak:




And thus endeth the reign of Conan Kronak the Barbarian.

From Incredible Hulk #201 (1976)

Friday, January 3, 2014

Friday Night Fights--One Hand Tied Behind His Back Style!!

Look, everyone knows that Conan can kick your ass.

But can he do it with only one arm? Tonight's Friday Night Fights answers that question.

King Conan has had his sword stolen from him, so he's going undercover to infiltrate the gang of thieves responsible.

Let's watch:





Well, that was easy. Almost too easy...

What?!?







Boo. Yah.

Spacebooger wonders why, if Conan is king, ne can't find a decent pair of pants...

We can only imagine the damage Conan could do with all his limbs thanks to Doug Moench, Alan Kupperberg and Ernie Chan in King Conan #11 (1982)

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Because I haven't won yet this year, that's why!! So go and vote!!


Thursday, May 30, 2013

Tales From The Quarter Bin--Hyborian Steroids

Sad, sad fact:

Although set in the ancient past, even Conan couldn't escape the 1990s.

OHHHH MY EYES!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

Cover from Conan #9 (1996)