Given all the attention that Thor's getting right now, it might be nice to see how old Goldilocks views the Marvel cosmic hierarchy:

You can click to embiggen the Ron Lim goodness, but I blew up the individual parts for you.

How ya doin', Thor?

Oops, cut off Loki there. Sorry, Matt Damon!!

How about the bigger guns?

You know this next guy is my favorite:

 MANGOG!!!!

You might remember this guy...

This next guy (maybe) answers the eternal question, could Odin create a weapon so powerful it could destroy him?

Oh, yeah, and there's this guy:

Much better than a "cosmic cloud creature." Sheesh, movie makers, how stupid are you??

Ah, yes, let's not forget the the Beyonder has gone trough at least two massively stupid retcons. At first, he was the sentient embodiment of an entire other universe. Then, they decided that he was a not yet complete Cosmic Cube. Then, Bendis and Reed decided that he wasn't even that--he was just a mutant Inhuman. No wonder Thor has no respect for him...Next? The Beyonder was just a schmo with a magic wishing penny...

Not just Celestials, but "higher level" Celestials!!

This guy really should have been in the Doctor Strange movie, to blow our puny minds.

The Living Tribunal!! Don't mess with him!!

Over/under on how many of these guys will turn up in Avengers: Infinity War?

BTW, you'll note that Thor managed to do all that without any damned Asgardian font.

From Thor Annual #14 (1989)

Some folks just never learn.

Odin has gone to Earth to convince Thor to give up his girlfriend, Jane Foster. But, like the idjit he is, he left Loki in charge, and gave him a "portion" of his power, so Loki could defend Asgard while he was walkabout.

Surprise, surprise-- Loki uses the power to try and kill Odin and Thor:


Surtur? Yeah, he's bad news. But how bad?




So, that's the cause of your melting icecaps right there.

Fortunately, Thor has a cure!






Yup, Surtur will surely never menace anyone ever again!!

Until the current administration pulls out of the Asgard Accords, of course...

From Journey Into Mystery #104 (1964)

When it comes to Friday Night Fights, go big or go home.

So let's go big--universe ending big!!

Surtur just needs to put his bigass magic sword into Asgard's Eternal Flame, and he can destroy the Nine Worlds (sorry, Angelica fans, there was no Tenth World back then...).

Fortunately, the Odin clan was there:

Oh, it is on!!








BAAROOUM!!!

Spacebooger urges you not to worry; Odin came back fairly quickly!!

Mythic Madness from Thor #353 (1985), by Walt Simonson

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why?! BAAROOUM!!! That's why!! So go and vote!!