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Showing posts with label Quasar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quasar. Show all posts

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Tales From Quarter Bin--Who Is The Fastest Person In The Marvel Universe?

The Quarter Bin is a good place to answer those pesky questions you've always had.

For example...just who is the fastest person in the Marvel Universe?

The Runner--the lamest Elder Of The Universe in the history of...well, the Universe--has come to Earth:

 He sets up a race to find the fastest person on Earth, so he can take them to compete against other planetary champions in the Galactic Marathon. And thus:

Makkari, the Eternal!
Quicksilver, the mutant!
Whizzer, visiting from the Squadron Supreme's dimension!
Captain Marvel Photon Pulsar Spectrum Monica Rambeau!
Speed Demon--crook!
Super Sabre, the mutant!
Black Racer, member of the Serpent Squad/Society!
(Quasar's just there to referee...)

And the course?

A hyperspace corridor to the moon!!

Ready, set...

Who will win? They're all full of self-doubt!


Ah, but there is a last minute mystery entrant!

Wait...who?

Wait a minute---the uniform remnants...the blonde hair...it can't be...

The stranger passes everyone with ease...

And despite giving everyone a head start...he wins!!

And who is he...?


"Buried Alien"? Sigh.....Gruenwald!!

So it turns out that The Flash is the fastest person in the Marvel Universe...or the DC Universe...or any damn universe...

Oh, amongst the actual competitors?

Makkari was the fastest!!

All hail the Quarter Bin for answering our questions (especially as I found a complete run of Quasar in there--woo hoo!)

Quasar #17 is from 1990

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Why Wendell Vaughn Changed His Name To Quasar

Back in the day, rookie S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Wendell Vaughn was given the quantum bands and uniform of the person everybody thought was the deceased 1950's hero Marvel Boy (it wasn't, he was The Crusader, an insane and surgically altered Uranian Eternal...sigh, retcons make everything so confusing...). He took the name Marvel Boy, and, since he was an actual grown-up, soon changed it to Marvel Man.

So why did he change it? Well, it started when the Hulk knocked him for a loop...

And he landed on his hinder several miles away...

...and the reception he got was...somewhat lacking:


That's right...people loitering in front of a comic book shop thought Marvel Man was a dopey name...even the hot chicks laughed at him. And if you're dissed by comics fans AND hot chicks, well, a new nom de guerre is called for.

So he promptly changed his name to Quasar. And that's why, to this day, even copyright conscious Marvel never has and never will publish a character with a dopey name like Marvel Man. It would just be too silly!!

Uhh...never mind.


Roger Stern, Sal Buscema and Chic Stone editorialize on superhero names in Incredible Hulk #233 (1979).