It looks like a set for a 70s science fiction movie.
As you may know, it actually was one. Woody Allen filmed part of his 1973 science fiction farce, Sleeper, there.
If they don’t have one at the Asian store, they’re available on Amazon. Look for Tamagoyaki pan. They really make the most beautiful neat omelets.
Yum!
LOL! I’ve hiked around and above that thing many times. Lived in the neighborhood right below it one year. Watched in amazement as R/C glider pilots flew their models endlessly in the updraft that happens there on the eastern edge of the mesa. Had a boss for a time whose husband was some sort of dude there with the super computers.
A couple of years ago, on vacation, I rented a black Mustang convertible at Denver airport. Stayed at the Boulderado with my wife. A lifelong friend, my freshman college roommate from there, rendezvoused with me, and I drove him flat out, top down, up the empty road that leads up to NCAR. It was just a rental, but not bad.
I don’t really like the I.M. Pei building, though. Not enough windows. I mean, the views up there are incredible, and he imprisoned the scientists inside a tribute to his architecture instead of allowing them to actually enjoy the magnificent place where they were doing their work. Typical modernism. Not good.
But I’ve hiked every trail behind it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesa_Laboratory
I don’t really like the I.M. Pei building, though. Not enough windows. [e.a.] I mean, the views up there are incredible, and he imprisoned the scientists inside a tribute to his architecture
“It’s ugly as hell, but on the other hand I don’t want scientists daydreaming at work and having sunlight fucking up the parameciums or whatever.”
~ Walter Orr Roberts, founding director of the National Center for Atmospheric Research (NCAR) ~
You didn’t miss anything.
Blah, blah, blah, guys.
I had a client who owned and operated a gas station. The margins were so small he set up a fucking fruit stand to try to make extra income. The town eventually shut that down. To make up for that, he drove a tow truck.
It’s of course not the small business owners, it never is. If credit card transactions cost them an extra 3%, then they charge an extra 3%. Or whatever they can. It’s not rocket surgery.
As for all that intellectualism about, muh waiting times and such at the pumps, that only comes into play when the place is busy. Whatever!
Endless arguing about credit card costs only elides around the focus of the problem. Operating a credit card system costs money, and money has to be made. Big, fucking deal. That has nothing to do with usury. As always, usury arises wherever it finds a niche in which to insert itself and fuck people.
Thus, loan shark credit card rates.
And that's why almost all gas stations have a convenience store. You can't make any money just selling gas. You're lucky if you make $0.04 a gallon, which means you make $400 for every 10,000 gallons you sell.
I had a client who owned and operated a gas station. The margins were so small he set up a fucking fruit stand to try to make extra income. The town eventually shut that down. To make up for that, he drove a tow truck.
I should add that when eggs are plentiful, it’s hard to know what to do with all of them.
Today I stopped by our friend’s farm to buy some milk that came from his beautiful, pure white cows. (I’ve been in the barn and met those very clean cows.) I was about to do the self checkout in the barn when I stopped and remembered that we had recently gotten low on eggs.
So, I reached back into the refrigerator and picked a carton of a dozen farm-fresh eggs. (I’ve met the hens too. Very happy birds, as far as I can tell.)
When I got home, I discovered that we already had a whole dozen eggs from the farm that we had picked up over the weekend.
No problem, I will just make more omelettes. And my wife just bought a cook book by Japanese chef Masaharu Morimoto, Mastering the Art of Japanese Home Cooking. Upon cursory examination, we can see that Chef Morimoto includes advice for traditional home-cooked, rolled omelettes cooked in those rectangular, Japanese pans.
We plan to buy one of those pans this weekend at a nearby Asian store, if they have one.
I must agree, even though it is apparent that my agreement will offend some other commenters here.
I met followers of “The Dead” back in the late 1970s and early 1980s. They were stupid, barefoot-type hippies in Boulder, Colorado. They were travelers, following the band.
The Dead would eat at a particular restaurant that I also enjoyed on Pearl Street.
I never, ever have found any of their music the least bit interesting or moving. So, why did those barefoot hippies love them so much?
Why also did actual bankers that I worked with decades later like The Dead? I couldn’t figure it out.
The Grateful Dead thing is, to me, a mystery. BTW, nobody I have ever met or worked with who was a Dead fan impressed me at all, and some of them were actual problems. Not a group of impressive people, and not an impressive band at all.
But, ya know, it’s kind of like how I have zero respect for Steve Sailer’s apparent love of shit like The Ramones and garbage punk. I mean, WTF? No taste. Crap-on-the-mind-you-moron.
You moron who had the gall to preach “high brow” from your pulpit. Stupid idiot. Social climber.
Yes, I’ve been drinking. But really, the Dead? Fuck me.
I’ll confer with Buzz. He’s a real butt man.
But, if genuine marriages also increase (and stay longer), it may not be all bad. If eggs have to be broken, at least make an omelet out of them!Replies: @Buzz Mohawk
Marrying for health insurance? The ACA cost crisis forces some drastic choices
When he stops to think about it, Mathew says, his situation feels kind of ridiculous.
"I find myself in the middle of some sort of rom-com plot," he says. "For me to be able to see my doctor to tend to my autoimmune disease, I had to marry my best friend — it's like some weird twisted plot of Will and Grace."
https://www.npr.org/2026/01/12/nx-s1-5672426/aca-congress-insurance-subsidies-costs
There may be another upside: If eggs are going to be fertilized, at least make babies within the bonds of matrimony.
That’s a good thing, if it happens.
But there will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth about ‘government interference’ in private credit market and how it may affect credit availability for some people. Of course, it will be forgotten that in 2008 most banks were penniless paupers and needed ‘government interference’ for resurrection from Zombiehood.
Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @James B. Shearer, @A123
Trump calls for one-year cap on credit card interest rates at 10%
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/10/trump-calls-for-one-year-cap-on-credit-card-interest-rates-at-10percent.html
That’s a good thing, if it happens.
Credit card people are loan sharks. Whether they know it or not, that’s what they become when they are allowed to have interest rates that are too high.
I am not a big government guy, but one thing I can endorse is a government of the people that restricts interest rates so as to prevent ordinary, ignorant borrowers from becoming debt slaves.
I write this as someone who long ago sat through presentations of credit card executives who presumably were showing us how great their business plans were.
Credit cards are fine. Exorbitant interest rates are not. It just might be the job of good government to determine what is exorbitant. I think so, and I know.
I agree, 46% of card holders carried a balance the past year at an average interest rate of 21%. But with total credit card debt at $1.2 trillion, that’s a lot of usury to cover the 54% of credit card free riders.
Credit card people are loan sharks. Whether they know it or not, that’s what they become when they are allowed to have interest rates that are too high.
Personally I like the convenience of using a credit card for free, while blue state retards cover the cost.
Eleven states spread throughout the nation have average balances of at least $9,000. Connecticut leads at $9,778, ahead of New Jersey ($9,748) and Maryland ($9,630).
The six states with the lowest balances are in the South. Mississippi’s balance is $4,887, lower than Arkansas ($5,259) and West Virginia ($5,336).
Alfred Hitchcock directed Anthony Perkins in Psycho. In those days, they had those folding “director’s chairs” on set.
I had a set of them myself for a while, around my butcher block dining table.
On movie sets, there would be names on the backs of the chairs, so that everybody had a place to sit.
Perkins’s role on the set of Psycho was that of young Norman Bates, the son whose mother supposedly owned the Bates Motel.
Okay, so the story goes that Hitchcock had printed on the back of Perkins’s chair “MASTER BATES.”
Israel is really lucky that "massive" anti-regime protests are breaking out exactly when they need a rationale for the U.S. to launch another regime change attack. It's a bit odd that the protests are about nothing in particular but just everything in general. Also a little weird that they want to switch to a monarchy with a foreign king. Western MSM are very reliable when it comes to news affecting our Greatest Ally. So the footage of dozens of swarthy people dancing around a fire in a street is solid evidence that whatever Israel has planned will be a smashing success.Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @A123
What’s going on in Iran?
• AGREE
All of this stuff is pretty fucking obvious at this point. I am just glad that my wife and I get it. We understand. Even though we are older than most who really are part of the new generation that is peeling away.
I remember stories about their younger brother Andy doing cocaine backstage with Johnny Carson. He died tragically shortly thereafter. The guy had Victoria Principal. We are all mortal and subject to…
Fill in the blank.
Replies: @Buzz Mohawk
Barron Trump ‘Marriage Proposal’ Turns Heads
A proposal of a proposal, so to speak, has gone viral online. A post, from a political satire account on X, suggesting that Barron Trump, the youngest son of President Donald Trump, marry Princess Isabella of Denmark, and Greenland be given to America as a “dowry” payment, has been viewed more than 5 million times online.
https://www.newsweek.com/barron-trump-princess-isabella-marriage-denmark-greenland-11329700
… suggesting that Barron Trump, the youngest son of President Donald Trump, marry Princess Isabella of Denmark…
If Isabella has a nice ass, I say Barron should do it for his country.
Replies: @Pericles
Trump admin reportedly considers paying each Greenland resident up to $100K amid US takeover talks
Proposal could cost up to $6B given island's 57,000 residents
The Trump administration is considering paying each Greenland resident thousands of dollars as part of a bid to encourage the territory to secede from Denmark and join the United States, according to Reuters.
U.S. officials, including White House aides, have discussed payment figures ranging from $10,000 to $100,000, the outlet reported, citing sources.
For an island with a population of roughly 57,000, the total cost could range from more than half a billion dollars to nearly $6 billion.
While discussions of a lump-sum payment are not new, Reuters reported that officials have become more serious in recent days and are considering higher amounts.
The White House referred Fox News Digital on Thursday to remarks by Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, who said during a Wednesday briefing that buying Greenland would benefit U.S. national security.
"The acquisition of Greenland by the United States is not a new idea," Leavitt said.
"The president has been very open and clear with all of you and the world that he views it as in the best interest of the United States to deter Russian and Chinese aggression in the Arctic region," she said. "That's why his team is currently talking about what a potential purchase would look like."
Secretary of State Marco Rubio said Wednesday that he plans to meet with his Danish counterpart next week to discuss Greenland.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-admin-reportedly-considers-paying-each-greenland-resident-100k-us-takeover-talks
OED :
I fucking said “This was weird.” What about that doesn’t imply that I already know it was, in fact, weird for Connecticut?
Buzz, you give me an idea for a product line (which you can develop and profit from, gratis, just credit my handle on the packaging, website, annual reports, etc.). The pitch:Microbrews: The market’s saturated, gimmicks abound, and rumor has it that Gen Z is drier than older generations, but nonetheless:
weirdORIGIN Old English wyrd ‘destiny,’ of Germanic origin.
Locally brewed (CT Gold Coast) beer, vibe/concept combines CT colonial history with modern preppy image, through individual item ‘mascots’.Preliminary label-art mascot examples 1, 2, 3:
Weird For Connecticut ™
Fit preppy tennis girl but also GOTH WITCH TRIAL look.Item: Catgut IPA
Jock preppy male lax player suited up (no helmet) with local ‘native’ warpaint and headdress.Item: Pequot Pilsner
Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @kaganovitch
Rugged man in tricorn hat and “1980s finance” shirtsleeves and suspenders (Gekko/Bateman) yelling into two huge ‘80s Motorola "brick" cell phones.Item: Privateer Equity Stout
Perfect! I like it. Thanks!
Man, those are great, well-thought-out examples.
Buzz's menu items, which are no small thing. Also Desanex's limericks.Replies: @Buzz Mohawk
If we removed all speculation from these comments, what would be left?
LOL. Thanks!
Totally believable. This is what happens.
This is what happens when kollege is a business propped up by taxpayer-backed student loans that raise the price of higher education while simultaneously lowering the standards.
“Laugh or Cry; You Decide!” is a great concept. You should find a way to copyright it — or to monopolize and capitalize it, as our “betters” would. Please do it before they co-opt it and turn it to serve their program, as they do with everything they touch.
Hoo boy! What did I just write there?
Only weird if you believe that autistic freaks somehow can’t exist in Connecticut. Why would you believe that?Replies: @Buzz Mohawk
All for no apparent reason.
The world is a weird place, but the only thing weird about Connecticut (to me) is how normal it is. They don’t call it “the land of steady habits” for nothing. This was weird.
Okay, okay, Generic American. I get it.
You win.
Are you happy?
WTF is it with you? Sometimes I think you of like mind, and other times like this, I think you are just a fucking asshole — or worse.
Which is it?
I fucking said “This was weird.” What about that doesn’t imply that I already know it was, in fact, weird for Connecticut?
So, to sum up for those whose brains lack logical strength: I think it was weird for Connecticut. Wow, imagine that.
Who appointed you hall monitor?
Thank you for yet another shitty shot at me. Have nice day.
OED :
I fucking said “This was weird.” What about that doesn’t imply that I already know it was, in fact, weird for Connecticut?
Buzz, you give me an idea for a product line (which you can develop and profit from, gratis, just credit my handle on the packaging, website, annual reports, etc.). The pitch:Microbrews: The market’s saturated, gimmicks abound, and rumor has it that Gen Z is drier than older generations, but nonetheless:
weirdORIGIN Old English wyrd ‘destiny,’ of Germanic origin.
Locally brewed (CT Gold Coast) beer, vibe/concept combines CT colonial history with modern preppy image, through individual item ‘mascots’.Preliminary label-art mascot examples 1, 2, 3:
Weird For Connecticut ™
Fit preppy tennis girl but also GOTH WITCH TRIAL look.Item: Catgut IPA
Jock preppy male lax player suited up (no helmet) with local ‘native’ warpaint and headdress.Item: Pequot Pilsner
Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @kaganovitch
Rugged man in tricorn hat and “1980s finance” shirtsleeves and suspenders (Gekko/Bateman) yelling into two huge ‘80s Motorola "brick" cell phones.Item: Privateer Equity Stout
I hate to say it but you’re kinda acting like corvi here and it’s annoying.
Anything incorrect I’ve written, or is it just a ‘tone’ thing?Replies: @Currdog73
I hate to say it but you’re kinda acting like corvi here and it’s annoying.
That is odd. I didn't follow the case, so I don't know what happened.Replies: @Buzz Mohawk
I agree. But Lanza was 20 and his victims were mostly 6-7 year olds. That doesn’t really fit the revenge seeking MO.
It happened in a town a little way up to the north of me.
If we are to believe it (and I don’t know either way) Lanza took out the gun(s) in his typical, Connecticut McMansion and proceeded to shoot his mother to death and then proceeded to the local elementary school and proceeded to shoot numerous little kids to death and at least one of their teachers.
All for no apparent reason.
The world is a weird place, but the only thing weird about Connecticut (to me) is how normal it is. They don’t call it “the land of steady habits” for nothing. This was weird.
I can sort of understand all the weird shootings and shit that have happened back in my home state of Colorado. It’s not “the land of steady habits.” It’s the home of people like me, whatever I am. It’s more wide open. The mythical “Oooolllld West.” Connecticut is not. Better salary here, more bankers, etc. so, you know…
Only weird if you believe that autistic freaks somehow can’t exist in Connecticut. Why would you believe that?Replies: @Buzz Mohawk
All for no apparent reason.
The world is a weird place, but the only thing weird about Connecticut (to me) is how normal it is. They don’t call it “the land of steady habits” for nothing. This was weird.
I wish I had a few grandkids to provide @ $1,500/day for 3 days.
Diversity is Our Strength,
and
Our Children are Our Future.
For the general delectation of our commentariat/community: Read it and laugh or weep as you are inclined ( Either choice is supportable, I think )
Maybe we should consult Mr. Rogers on this subject. He seems suspect, but I think he got it right (as long as he wasn’t too close to the boys and girls.)
BTW, “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood (here today, with frozen snow and sunshine.)”
LOL
First, make sure you hose down your sauna and give it a thorough HAZMAT treatment after Corvinus leaves.
Maalox ™ may be of help. Many such cases …;-}Replies: @Buzz Mohawk
Boldog Új Évet!Cluj-Napoca
LOL. It’s okay. I’m feeling good. On New Years Day, my wife gave me Kocsonya.
(She did. Made it herself.)
Thank you!
That’s in Cluj-Napoca (Hungarian: Kolozsvár) the old capital of Transylvania. It’s where my wife went to college.
Boldog Új Évet! (Happy New Year!)
Maalox ™ may be of help. Many such cases …;-}Replies: @Buzz Mohawk
Boldog Új Évet!Cluj-Napoca
I was thinking he had been a mathematician. You are right then. My apologies to you and Ron on this.
I say with confidence that Ron Unz has some understanding of science and scientific thinking.
This is very late, and right before I have to start remembering to write “2026,” but:
You have reminded me of Clyde Tombaugh, what with your homemade telescope.
Recently you reminded me of Jim Lovell, with your in-flight instrument problems.
You are on a roll, man.
May 2026 be a lucky number for you, and thank you for all of your writing and consideration.
This is late, but I hope you read it.
The Champagne is open, and we are ready…
Is it inappropriate for a male to request a “really hot TSA girl” for pat down searches?
No such creature exists.
If you ask, they’ll think you’re clinically insane and put you on the no fly list.
Happy New Year.
TSA ladies are more likely to resemble Bigfoot than any hot woman I can think of. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Homeland security rounded up Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, the Abominable Snowman, Chupa Cabra, and others, to hire them. That would be their Dream Team. I can see the Employee of the Month pictures hanging on the x-ray machines.Replies: @kaganovitch
No such creature exists.
I was thinking he had been a mathematician. You are right then. My apologies to you and Ron on this.
I say with confidence that Ron Unz has some understanding of science and scientific thinking.
Excellent.
Ron Unz won a national science award as a teenager for his investigation into black holes.
He went on to major in theoretical physics at Harvard.
How can anyone claim he doesn’t have a grasp of science?
When he won that award, I too was reading Astronomy Magazine as a teenager and photographing comets with my 6″ Newtonian reflector at 7,800 feet altitude. That was when black holes were a newly recognized concept! Like Ron, I was reading about the idea. He went on to seriously compete and win as a student with that subject.
I say with confidence that Ron Unz has some understanding of science and scientific thinking.
And I am not arguing with you, Alfred, or picking a fight. BTW, are you a pilot, as my late brother-in-law was, or are you an enthusiast?
I was thinking he had been a mathematician. You are right then. My apologies to you and Ron on this.
I say with confidence that Ron Unz has some understanding of science and scientific thinking.
Thank you for this. Over the years, I have studied other historical records of this, and photographic collections. This is a good one. Thanks.
The Apollo Program, culminating in six expeditions on the surface of the Moon by twelve, American men, is one of humanity’s greatest achievements. It deserves to be remembered as such.
Ron doesn't at all either.He is smart, and he understands the basic concepts around engineering and science. The one, most stupid, most suspicious "conspiracy theory" is the one about Project Apollo. (And let's get it straight, once and for all: It wasn't "The Moon Landing." It was a massive program involving hundreds of thousands of people, resulting in TWELVE expeditions to the surface of The Moon -- some lasting as long as three days on the surface!)Ron himself has written about the CIA/Cass Sundstein technique of disseminating bogus "conspiracy theories" like, muh, "the moon landing hoax," and then using them to convince the general, stupid public that any doubt about the main narrative is a "conspiracy theory" and therefore as stupid as the obviously stupid theories, like the moon landing hoax theory.Please, people, for the love of God, drop the fucking "moon landing hoax" shit. Ron is essentially great, and he fucking gets it, whatever his writing style is, and whatever he thinks about Latin Americans.Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @epebble, @Jenner Ickham Errican, @Hypnotoad666, @Achmed E. Newman, @Achmed E. Newman
... I don’t totally buy that the Moon landing was fake.
Please, people, for the love of God, drop the fucking “moon landing hoax” shit.
At some point Conspiracy Theories can just become an exercise in epistemology. How can we ever know that we know anything for certain? Do we even exist? Maybe we are all just living in a simulation anyway?
IMHO, Ron’s just putting it out there for people to discuss for fun. Anyone with critical thinking skills could see that evidence of some arguably fake pictures just proves, at most, that NASA’s PR department might have cut some corners to get out some especially arresting images.
Reporters get busted all the time (or used to) for using photoshopped or staged images to get a “perfect” illustration of the story they are trying to tell. It’s a non-sequitur to assume that an arguably embellished picture proves the whole underlying incident never happened.
And I think I learned a thing or two from the article about analyzing perspective and lighting, etc. So that was interesting , and I was reasonably entertained by that somewhat silly piece.
Whether talking about the weaker conspiracy theories discredits discussion of the true ones is a valid issue, I suppose. I tend to think it’s fine to raise theories if only to disclose how weak or speculative they are. But I could also see how critics could then dismiss Ron or his whole site as “trafficking in Moon Hoax conspiracies” etc. (Luckily for Ron, though, even critics aren’t allowed to talk about his site anyway so it hardly matters.)
I prefer Ron’s approach to Sailer’s — which is to never ever even think about a non-official version of any event until the NYT confirms in writing that it is no longer considered a “conspiracy theory.”
Buzz, you’re addressing a commenter who believes nano-termites attacked WTC 7 during an “office fire”. The call is coming from inside the house, Hypnotoad666 on line one. He also doesn’t think a tranny-lover loser didn’t shoot Charlie Kirk; it’s supposedly a conspiracy involving unnamed others.Also, Buzz, haven’t you put in a good word for carnival barker Candace Owens? Yikes. You’ve been Cass Susstein’d yourself.Replies: @Jenner Ickham Errican, @Buzz Mohawk
Ron himself has written about the CIA/Cass Sundstein technique of disseminating bogus “conspiracy theories”
Also, Buzz, haven’t you put in a good word for carnival barker Candace Owens?
Candace Owens is completely wrong and stupid with regard to the Apollo Program. I know that. Ron Unz himself has mentioned the same thing, with puzzlement similar to mine.
If anyone has no scientific chops, it’s Candace, not Ron. She herself may be “Cass Sundsteined.”
However, her work currently on the Charlie Kirk targeted hit is legit. She has millions of viewers, more than any legacy cable network at this point, and people from all over send her information. The challenge, of course, is to sift through all that, so don’t hold that against what I am saying.
Like Unz, I can find someone like Owens legitimate while simultaneously questioning her judgement. I guess it’s the old “holding two thoughts in mind at the same time.”
I think we got confused because of my crappy writing. Ron does not at all think the moon landings were faked, and I don’t either. My comment was really just a rant about that, and now I am sorry.
Apollo 16 Commander John Young Jumping at 1/6 G, April 1972
Ron doesn't at all either.He is smart, and he understands the basic concepts around engineering and science. The one, most stupid, most suspicious "conspiracy theory" is the one about Project Apollo. (And let's get it straight, once and for all: It wasn't "The Moon Landing." It was a massive program involving hundreds of thousands of people, resulting in TWELVE expeditions to the surface of The Moon -- some lasting as long as three days on the surface!)Ron himself has written about the CIA/Cass Sundstein technique of disseminating bogus "conspiracy theories" like, muh, "the moon landing hoax," and then using them to convince the general, stupid public that any doubt about the main narrative is a "conspiracy theory" and therefore as stupid as the obviously stupid theories, like the moon landing hoax theory.Please, people, for the love of God, drop the fucking "moon landing hoax" shit. Ron is essentially great, and he fucking gets it, whatever his writing style is, and whatever he thinks about Latin Americans.Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @epebble, @Jenner Ickham Errican, @Hypnotoad666, @Achmed E. Newman, @Achmed E. Newman
... I don’t totally buy that the Moon landing was fake.
Correction: SIX expeditions to the surface of the Moon. Apollos 11, 12, 14, 15, 16 and 17. The last three included three explorations each on the surface lasting multiple hours and involving an electric vehicle covering miles across the surface.
… I don’t totally buy that the Moon landing was fake.
Ron doesn’t at all either.
He is smart, and he understands the basic concepts around engineering and science.
The one, most stupid, most suspicious “conspiracy theory” is the one about Project Apollo. (And let’s get it straight, once and for all: It wasn’t “The Moon Landing.” It was a massive program involving hundreds of thousands of people, resulting in TWELVE expeditions to the surface of The Moon — some lasting as long as three days on the surface!)
Ron himself has written about the CIA/Cass Sundstein technique of disseminating bogus “conspiracy theories” like, muh, “the moon landing hoax,” and then using them to convince the general, stupid public that any doubt about the main narrative is a “conspiracy theory” and therefore as stupid as the obviously stupid theories, like the moon landing hoax theory.
Please, people, for the love of God, drop the fucking “moon landing hoax” shit.
Ron is essentially great, and he fucking gets it, whatever his writing style is, and whatever he thinks about Latin Americans.
Buzz, you’re addressing a commenter who believes nano-termites attacked WTC 7 during an “office fire”. The call is coming from inside the house, Hypnotoad666 on line one. He also doesn’t think a tranny-lover loser didn’t shoot Charlie Kirk; it’s supposedly a conspiracy involving unnamed others.Also, Buzz, haven’t you put in a good word for carnival barker Candace Owens? Yikes. You’ve been Cass Susstein’d yourself.Replies: @Jenner Ickham Errican, @Buzz Mohawk
Ron himself has written about the CIA/Cass Sundstein technique of disseminating bogus “conspiracy theories”
At some point Conspiracy Theories can just become an exercise in epistemology. How can we ever know that we know anything for certain? Do we even exist? Maybe we are all just living in a simulation anyway?
Please, people, for the love of God, drop the fucking “moon landing hoax” shit.
Yeah, but that's just it. To me, it was not one-sided, and we could note, back in that time before the unworkability of our racial system became too obvious, that, yeah, we don't always get along. Names will be called. It became completely one-side by the 1980s, as far as I can recollect.
The Jeffersons was upfront in its agenda. I think whites were even called crackers from time to time.
Yes, and there had to be a Bionic Woman…
Lindsay Wagner!
We made eye contact when I was eighteen! Oh, boy. I guess you could say I had a crush on her, and whaddaya know, there she was, waiting for a table at an Italian restaurant in Boulder next to me. It was winter, and she was wearing a sheepskin jacket and sheepskin boots, looking hot. Her man/boyfriend? was a little, dark-haired guy in an army jacket, and she turned around and hugged him.
This was when her TV show was on and I guess a hit.
Our waitress told us she was also waiting on Lindsay’s table, and she was clearly excited about it.
Yes, The Bionic Woman caught me staring at her.
There was an article that made the rounds many years ago from an aging beauty about her surprise that something she took for granted and liked, the attention of men, started decreasing as she grew older. She claimed to think that men bending over backwards to please her was simply a charming feature of males generally. If you hadn’t looked at her Lindsey might have wondered why.Replies: @Almost Missouri
The Bionic Woman caught me staring at her.
LOL!
The fact for me is, I find high foreheads and tall skulls to be signs of high intelligence.
Witness Hans Bethe, one of my favorite mathematicians and science characters:
Far from retarded, he was a German who worked on the Manhattan project, and he was probably the strongest mathematical worker there, and real grinder. He also liked to hike in the mountains, like me!
A Nobel Prize winner, probably only one of a thousand people will know who the fuck he was. In the general population — cough, cough, spit, vomit! — probably fewer than one in a thousand will ever have even heard of the man.
Yet, he was one of the smartest people who ever lived.
I like Hans.
He is magnificent.
The most retarded thing I did there was misspelling solstice as “solstace” in my last line. That is typical of me.
If you don’t get my point, then you really are retarded. I think almost everyone else who reads my comment at least gets it in some sense. You, on the other hand, seem to have a need to present yourself as someone “intelligent,” when in fact you are too dense to see how ridiculously you present yourself. You are offensive.
Yes, thank you.
You and others here are describing complexities around a simple problem: How much is our money actually worth?
Well, you and I know.
Thus gold.
Like you, I own gold. I have for a long time. It is real money, and I think it always will be. I don’t have to be an expert or constantly following all the ins and outs of financial shenanigans to know that I have kilograms of real, fucking wealth in my physical posession.
I would have recommended this to anyone earlier, but now my expectations have played out, are playing out, and gold is not cheap anymore. You all can still buy it, but the sale is over.
I do appreciate your analysis and those of others. Truly, I do. I used to work in the financial field.
Best of luck to you. Personally, I am happy financially, and relationship wise, and in very good health, and so forth. My only goal now is to live my best life with the years I have left. My only unhappiness concerns those younger who come after me. My present is golden, but their future looks grim.
Cut him some slack, this is Christmas and it is (a bit too much) eggnog talking.
Can someone say I love numbers (good ones like 2 or 3, not bad ones like 3.14159265. . . ) but hate math?
I have been happily surprised by how many shop people and so forth have been wishing me a Merry Christmas around our towns. … Nobody seems afraid to say what normal Americans say to each other. IDK, but my wife said today it’s the Trump Effect.
Dmonyhan's theory of the Canadian Border, as it were! As it happens, turducken is very much an American invention generally credited to the late Paul Prudhomme (with some caviling as to priority) but definitely American.Replies: @Buzz Mohawk
Buzz is kind of close to Canada though.
FWIW I completely subscribe to Moynihan’s Theory of the Canadian Border.
I will add that it is a great example of how one variable (in this case proximity to the Canadian border) does not necessarily explain what is really going on!
Mathematics, baby! Logic, baby!
Proximity to the Canadian border is, of course, indicative of something far more significant, and we all know what that is.
Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @Mike Tre
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That’s right! We can always count on a Chinese restaurant to be open and serving delicious food on any of our round-eye holidays!
Diversity is our Strength!
Old story now:
My father grew up in Northern California, and his father did business in San Francisco. Dad told me that one day, his first time, he went to a Chinese restaurant in the legendary Chinatown in that city. Dad didn’t understand the menu, so he ordered a bunch of stuff.
The waiter or proprietor, a Chinese man, said to my father, “I not give you all that!”
It was too much, but Dad didn’t understand until then.
“I not give you all that!” was the answer, and it was correct.
Anyway, sir, around here they will “give you” something delicious on any holiday.
Many thanks for your kind words, I appreciate them greatly. I am American born and bred. Grew up in Brooklyn and have lived in Joisey most of my adult life. My mom, may she live and be well, was born and raised in Transylvania and she spoke often and lovingly of it when I was growing up. As an adult I spent a couple of summers there and enjoyed them immensely. So, while i have some first hand/real life experience, most of what I know of Transylvania is second hand from my mom.
Apparently, you are also a Jewish man in Romania or Eastern Europe, so you have a real-life feel for my beloved wife’s homeland.
Thank you! And happy whatever to you and yours, sir!
You know, and I know, that this is actually the winter solstice. It is a time that has been significant to humans for as long as they have been able to recognize it.
I am a lifelong amateur astronomer, so I understand where all this comes from. I bet you do too.
And so, as an amateur astronomer, I at least suspect that religions have focused thenselves around this “darkest” time of the year — only in our northern hemisphere, BTW — as something.
As far as I can tell, every single religion has holidays and events and legends that take place on what I know to be astronomically significant times. In other words, their miracles either happened on astronomically significant dates or they are just using MY astronomical calendar to further their religions intentions.
Let me use this moment to state: All religions are bullshit. But, God exists, and those religions are actually, in some sense, “evil” in that they co-opt the very idea of God.
Religion is bullshit. You don’t need it.
Merry Christmas! And I mean that. If you don’t get it, I am sorry.
If you don’t get it, then “Happy Fucking, Northern Hemisphere, Solstace!”
Love it. I think that’s Far Side. Love it. Thanks, and Merry Christmas!
Mr. K. can’t come to the comments right now. He’s out celebrating the birth of Christ. Please leave a message after the beep.
Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @Mike Tre
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Buzz cut damnit get it right some of us skinheads are easily offended (well yeah I’m going bald why else would I have a buzz cut)
Congratulations if you are correct. It doesn’t matter, because either way he has some understanding of Eastern Europe and Jews, as well as America.
Merry Christmas and all that to you and everyone else here. I have been happily surprised by how many shop people and so forth have been wishing me a Merry Christmas around our towns. And we have a lot of Jews too, and this is a majority Democrat place. Nobody seems afraid to say what normal Americans say to each other. IDK, but my wife said today it’s the Trump Effect.
Ha! Just before I got to that line, I was going to write "Cause, Trump!"I get a "Happy Holidays", you get a "Merry Christmas" back. You try a fist bump, I shake your hand.
... but my wife said today it’s the Trump Effect.
I have been happily surprised by how many shop people and so forth have been wishing me a Merry Christmas around our towns. ... Nobody seems afraid to say what normal Americans say to each other. IDK, but my wife said today it’s the Trump Effect.
From 2016:
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
@JenniferJJacobs
"Trump: 'Protect the 2nd amendment...And by the way we’re going to be saying Merry Christmas again.' Iowa crowd LOVES it."
6:28 AM · Dec 12, 2015
From 2017:
At a “thank you” rally in Wisconsin Tuesday night, Donald Trump, flanked by a line of Christmas trees, said he was fulfilling a promise to the state to return to say “merry Christmas.”
“So when I started 18 months ago, I told my first crowd in Wisconsin that we are going to come back here someday and we are going to say merry Christmas again,” he said to cheers. “Merry Christmas. So, merry Christmas everyone. Happy New Year, but merry Christmas. And I am here today for one main reason: to say thank you to the people of Wisconsin.”
Trump won Wisconsin, and picked up another 131 votes in a recount that concluded Monday.
While on the campaign trail, Trump railed against the politically correct, including the use of “happy holidays” over “merry Christmas.”
Trump shared a similar message in Michigan a few days ago.
“Merry Christmas, everybody, merry Christmas!” he said. “Right? Merry Christmas.”
“We’re gonna start saying ‘merry Christmas’ again,” Trump told the Michigan audience. “How about all those department stores, they have the bells and they have the red walls and they have the snow, but they don’t have ‘merry Christmas’? I think they’re gonna start putting up ‘merry Christmas.'”
Seems your wife knows whereof she speaks.Replies: @Corvinus, @Emil Nikola Richard
When President Donald Trump spoke at the Values Voter Summit in Washington on Friday, his biggest applause line didn’t come when he mentioned the border wall or the economy or how America is starting to be respected in the world again. It was when he talked about Christmas.
“They don’t use the word ‘Christmas’ because it’s not politically correct,” Trump said. “We’re saying ‘Merry Christmas’ again.”
Cue massive standing ovation.
I have always wanted to cook a turducken.
Someday I will. I used to think they were impossible, just mythological, but now I know I can someday cook one.
Thanks!
Merry Christmas, BTW!
That too is funny, because Hungarian was my wife’s family’s native language. Her mom was using the Romanian, “da” as part of the joke. I think they thought is sounded more stupid or funny, like the American, “duh.”
There is no precise equivalent, but מה אתה אומר?(Mah atah omer, phonetically) or מה את אומרת? (Mah aht omeret) for male and female respectively, conveys the same idea. Meaning is loosely like "You don't say?" Especially if you tack on שרלק (Sherlock) at the end.Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @Buzz Mohawk
How do you say “No shit.” in Hebrew, just in case?
My dear friend here, kaganovitch, I wish to ask you a question, as best I can:
Many thanks for your kind words, I appreciate them greatly. I am American born and bred. Grew up in Brooklyn and have lived in Joisey most of my adult life. My mom, may she live and be well, was born and raised in Transylvania and she spoke often and lovingly of it when I was growing up. As an adult I spent a couple of summers there and enjoyed them immensely. So, while i have some first hand/real life experience, most of what I know of Transylvania is second hand from my mom.
Apparently, you are also a Jewish man in Romania or Eastern Europe, so you have a real-life feel for my beloved wife’s homeland.
When presented, will the crab legs be sticking out of the goose body for maximum gourmand horror LOL?
Our Christmas goose, and the Alaskan crab legs
When presented, will the crab legs be sticking out of the goose body for maximum gourmand horror LOL?
As Buzz suggested the Goose is for Christmas Eve, the crab legs maybe for Christmas day, it’s unlikely that he is contemplating Goosenstein.
Well, where’s the fun in that? :)
it’s unlikely that he is contemplating Goosenstein
There is no precise equivalent, but מה אתה אומר?(Mah atah omer, phonetically) or מה את אומרת? (Mah aht omeret) for male and female respectively, conveys the same idea. Meaning is loosely like "You don't say?" Especially if you tack on שרלק (Sherlock) at the end.Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @Buzz Mohawk
How do you say “No shit.” in Hebrew, just in case?
Apparently in Romanian one can just say, “da,” with the tone an American would use when saying, “duh.” At least that’s what my mother-in-law would do. Da means yes in Romanian, as it coincidentally does in Russian. She would say it in that no shit way as a joke sometimes when someone (especially her husband) would state the obvious.
Steve spends a lot of text describing things we all know, like un-affordable family formation and the inability now of most ordinary, young Americans to simply live the ordinary American life.
He circumvents some of the possible causes.
His apparent solution is to convince Jews to change their political philosophy.
(And I, this long-time commenter and former Steve contributor is certain that Steve appreciates the attention, as any media-attention-hungry animal does.)
Steve doesn’t ever offer up the possibility that non-Jewish Americans, of all stripes, could and should support each other in solidarity. I know I am not at all the first commenter here to suggest that we all do exactly that. Maybe my suggestion just goes a little bit beyond just classic, ivory “White.” Maybe it can go even more max than that.
I don’t know, but in any case, “Go max.” (Whether we are White or not, we have a common enemy.)
Today we thought we were going to grill a prime ribeye, one from an American ranch and an American feed lot somewhere. I bought a couple of Maine lobster tails, so that we could have the old, “surf and turf.”
Well, I built a fire, and my wife got so tired with her white wine that we decided that we would just hold off on the surf and turf until tomorrow.
Our Christmas goose, and the Alaskan crab legs, will wait until Christmas day itself!
When presented, will the crab legs be sticking out of the goose body for maximum gourmand horror LOL?
Our Christmas goose, and the Alaskan crab legs
We buy coffee beans too, and we grind them at home. My wife is on an organic kick now, so everything we buy has to be organic, including the coffee beans. I’m not complaining, because it’s all good. I just never worried about this shit before.
I remember A&P grocery stores that had their own coffee grinders:
BTW, I don’t grind my own peanut butter anymore. That was at the prototype Wild Oats/Whole Foods “health food” store in a basement on Pearl Street in the 1980s. A lot has changed, and a lot has been co-opted. I did, ahem, “know” some girls who didn’t shave, though.
…the health food store with the girls with unshaved armpits…
They look up at me kind of funny, but I like grinding my own peanut butter in front of them.
No, that was way back in Boulder, at one of the seminal stores that eventually became Whole Foods. (The story there was that the two guys who founded it were drug dealers.) Yes, I could grind my own peanut butter, and they had bins of raw, pure grains I could buy too.
Since then, Whole Foods has just become another American “middle brow” establishment. It’s all fake and gay.
We shop at Whole Foods for some items, but I always tell my wife that it is a “communist establishment.” LOL. Right down to the parking lot: “These spaces reserved for energy efficient vehicles.”
What a great marketing scam, aimed at affluent, lefty fuckers in places like ours.
Often my wife will tell me, in the car, that she needs to shave her legs. I will reach down and tell her that it doesn’t feel like it. That’s a repeating theme for us, sometimes on the way to Whole Foods.
You shouldn't. Those machines are probably full of aflatoxins.
They look up at me kind of funny, but I like grinding my own peanut butter in front of them.
Some of them have a pervasive smell of tuna fish just sayin.
I’d recommend more like 20,000 iu’s of D3 with the K2 directive, per day. As well as 5k mg’s of potassium along with the zinc and the creatine. Max out on the full spectrum of B vitamins as well for circulation. Look into benfotiamine.
Hey you piece of shit . My ancestors arrived on the Mayflower signed the Declaration of Independence and three became 19th century presidents. WTF makes you think I’m Slav or Sicilian or Calabrese ? Just because I’m extremely knowledgeable about the German Scandinavian socialist and Irish not socialist labor Union people who pushed for the immigration restriction acts of the 1920s?
150, 100 years ago in Minnesota Swedes were known as dumb Swedes suitable only for grunt labor jobs like iron ore mining unskilled labor and household help. Just like the dumb polacks and Sicilians. That’s why they became socialists and labor activists. Scandinavians were socialists back in povertyville Scandinavia. Socialists along with the German socialist immigrants in the northwest Sweden never had serfdom just widespread poverty on a par with Sicily. Denmark didn’t free the serfs until the 1800s. Prussia didn’t free the serfs until 1878 after it became part of the brand new nation of Germany.. Sweden didn’t grant freedom of religion until the 1870s. Nordic Scandinavians poorest most backward part of Europe until the mid 20th century.
. You never heard of the German 48r immigrants to America more communist revolutionary than socialist did you? Don’t even know what 48rs means. Or what happened in Europe especially in “ Nordic” German countries in 1848. Don’t even know the year Germany became Germany Ignoramus, Germans are German DNA and Nordics are Nordic DNA two different DNAs.
And Russians, ethnic Russians not the Asians and Czechs Slovakians Poles and other Slavs are far fat far taller blonder and bluer than Germans you ignoramus. Polacks are the tall beautiful blondes not Germans. Prussian East German DNA is Slav not German look at the cheekbones
One group that never ever were socialists were th south Italian immigrants to America ever. In fact, they preferred to own businesses however small and poor than going like sheep into the factories slaughterhouses mines like the German immigrants did like sheep.
The ignorance on this site never ceases to amaze.
Man, Corvy, even though most everything you write here is ignorable garbage, that one statement by you is remarkably crystal clear and true.Particularly the part where you say that our friend Germ "mixed in fact and fiction about his life.For some of us who have indeed lived unusual lives, everywhere, that and fiction part is particularly, and was particularly, offensive and obvious.I write this an an actual man who actually camped out on the desert and hitchhiked there, desperate and wondering where the fuck I was going to end up. I was not slouching around in LA or NYC on some "famous" boulevard making up fucking stories about my life.BTW: One of my old college friends had the first or second highest IQ measured in America then. He dated my old girlfriend, and we became friends. He became a television writer. Much of what he wrote was comedy. He, like Germ, is semi-famous.Replies: @Jenner Ickham Errican, @Corvinus, @res
Germ was a famous comedy writer (worked with Jews in the entertainment biz, but on this site was bitter toward them) who mixed in fact and fiction about his life.
This was one of my favorite comments from Germ. Not only did it capture much of his personality, his summary of the SNL skit was funnier than the actual skit and convinced me he really was a comedy writer. Plus, he signed off with his real first name (a big part of how I ided him).
https://www.unz.com/isteve/the-rights-weird-new-age/#comment-7024978
P.S. Corvinus impugning Germ’s veracity is annoying not least because I can’t think of two commenters who better represent the poles of:
– True in spirit even if details might be embellished on occasion.
– Lying in spirit even if everything written happens to be literally true.
It's an SCTV skit (like Germ. I'm an SCTV fan), with Dave Thomas doing the comedic Richard Harris impersonation. And Germ embellished his summary from memory. Nobody impersonates Sean Connery in the SCTV satire.
This was one of my favorite comments from Germ. Not only did it capture much of his personality, his summary of the SNL skit was funnier than the actual skit and convinced me he really was a comedy writer.
I noticed that at the time, and then promptly forgot about it. I never came close to figuring out who Germ really was when he was alive, despite all the clues he scattered. I was always more focused on trying to figure out who Germ the avant-garde theater guy was, and overlooking Germ the television comedy writer.
Plus, he signed off with his real first name (a big part of how I ided him).
https://www.unz.com/isteve/the-rights-weird-new-age/#comment-7024978
Replies: @res, @J.Ross, @kaganovitch
Dan Greaney
Posted Nov 15, 2025 at 06:15pm
Three moments with Dan McGrath
In the mid 90s, I lived in a guest house on the property of two doctors who were also professors of medicine at UCLA. They were quiet, dignified, professional people. Their only request of me was that I avoid making noise in the driveway between the guest house and their house at night. It was a small, echoey space paved with concrete, and their bedroom was right across from the guest house -- and they had to get up at 5:00 AM for work.
I would occasionally host poker games made up of other Simpsons writers and friends, and always asked them to be quiet when leaving. One night after shushing my friends out the door and starting to tidy up, I heard my name being yelled at the most deafening possible volume -- repeatedly: "Greaney!!! Greaneyyyy!!!!!!"
I opened the door to see Dan standing through the sunroof of a friend's car like a Generalissimo. He shook his fist at me and bellowed: "Greaney!!! You'd better have that kilo of cocaine on my desk by 9 AM Monday morning -- or I'll shut down you and your whole ring of underage prostitutes!"
On another occasion, Dan invited me to join him at a theatrical performance in LA's refurbished Union Station. It was an experimental, avant-garde sort of performance. The sort of thing that Dan, of anyone I knew, would be most likely to attend, and, I would have thought, most indulgent of. This was not the case. The theater's concept, apparently, was that the audience would be led through the structure to different locations where scenes would be performed. I'm not entirely sure, because I only saw the very first few moments of the performance
After handing in our tickets, we milled around with the other audience members in the main waiting area of the station. Eventually, we heard a handbell ringing. A man in an old-fashioned train-conductor's hat and cloak approached from the far end of the platform, ringing his bell and crying out, in classic train-conductor sing-song style, "All aboard! All aboard!"
Dan, instantly, and in the same sing-song train-conductor style, and at much greater volume cried out, " Next stop --Tedium!"
Finally, one of my most vivid recollections of the writing process at The Simpsons, which are generally just a blur of looking at menus and switching chairs to find the one that wasn't broken, is of a moment that occurred while we were rewriting a script in which Bart abandoned his old dog, Santa's Little Helper, in favor of a magnificent new pure-bred advertised as "the height of the dog makers art" (Hat tip, George Meyer).
At some point Dan objected that the script was missing emotional depth and realism -- and that we needed, dramatically and emotionally, to see Bart experiencing remorse for what he had done. But Dan was never one of those meek, half-hated figures who merely pointed out problems. In the same moment that he diagnosed the problem he proposed a solution.
He suggested that we see Bart's thoughts, and that, in his imagination, we see the English captain of a transatlantic ocean liner turn to a nearby collier and say, "Shovel on more dogs, Lumley, or I greatly fear we shan't make Wimbledon by noonfall!" And then see the workman shovel Santa Little Helper into the boiler.
I still shake my head when I think of that pitch. Why British? Why Lumley? Ships don't dock at Wimbledon! What's noonfall? The compression and amalgamation of every American misconception about the UK into a single insane piece of gibberish that somehow solves an important dramatic problem in the script-- all one can do is sigh with admiration.
The comedic ideas and stratagems in that one sentence could have fueled a whole career -- indeed, I think they powered several, as they worked their way through the culture -- but Dan just threw it out there and moved on, then walked home in that giant overcoat, the only pedestrian in Los Angeles.
Interesting…
Buzz, what stories did Germ Theory “make up”?Replies: @Buzz Mohawk
I was not slouching around in LA or NYC on some “famous” boulevard making up fucking stories about my life.
Poor writing on my part.
Embellished. Embellished is the word I should use.
My comment to Corvi sums it up. Corvi got it right: Germ “mixed in fact and fiction about his life.” To me it was obvious. I say that as a man who, before him, was accused here of making up stories. My life has been real, while Germ’s has always had for me, someone who should know, the stench of exaggeration and personal aggrandizement — as in, he thought he was uber cool for being so unbelievably wild.
He exaggerated. I do not.
It’s not that his memories were not true. It’s that he really, really, talked them up to the point that even I stopped reading them.
He was a comedy writer, after all.
Yuck!
This place is a sausage fest, and we need you. You see, I like women, even when I don’t like them.
Cmon we’ve got corvi surely he qualifies as female.
Germ was a famous comedy writer (worked with Jews in the entertainment biz, but on this site was bitter toward them) who mixed in fact and fiction about his life.
Man, Corvy, even though most everything you write here is ignorable garbage, that one statement by you is remarkably crystal clear and true.
Particularly the part where you say that our friend Germ “mixed in fact and fiction about his life.
For some of us who have indeed lived unusual lives, everywhere, that and fiction part is particularly, and was particularly, offensive and obvious.
I write this an an actual man who actually camped out on the desert and hitchhiked there, desperate and wondering where the fuck I was going to end up. I was not slouching around in LA or NYC on some “famous” boulevard making up fucking stories about my life.
BTW: One of my old college friends had the first or second highest IQ measured in America then. He dated my old girlfriend, and we became friends. He became a television writer. Much of what he wrote was comedy. He, like Germ, is semi-famous.
Buzz, what stories did Germ Theory “make up”?Replies: @Buzz Mohawk
I was not slouching around in LA or NYC on some “famous” boulevard making up fucking stories about my life.
That's sad news. TGToD said that he was in bad health - in the back of my mind I thought that he might have died - but I was hoping, for his sake, that he had just gotten bored with this site. Still, I wonder how "res" and "Meh0910" would be privy to this information? Does anyone happen to know the real name of The Germ Theory of Disease?...and Thank You for responding to my previous comment/question. I had a pretty good relationship with TGToD, I'm sad that it has come to a permanent end, that he has died, that we'll never hear from him again. His comments were fun and informative.Replies: @Buzz Mohawk
Germ died from the complications of a stroke. Two commenters here (res and Meh0910) confirmed his identity.
res had figured out TGToD’s identity beforehand. When Germ died, a friend of his who was another commenter, “slumber j” I believe, if I have spelled that correctly (a play on the oil company, Schlumberger) revealed here that his friend had died.
We all did a minute or two of research and found out who Germ was. There are obituaries and articles aplenty. He was a comedy writer with some credits and so on.
https://www.unz.com/isteve/daily-mail-former-uk-liberal-democrat-supremo-nick-clegg-censored-biden-scoop-at-facebook/#comment-4229600 (#57)
“slumber j” I believe, if I have spelled that correctly (a play on the oil company, Schlumberger)
Alden!
Is that you? I can see from your UR commenting history (which I just now looked at) that you have continued on other writers’ sections, but I have not seen you here with us Steve Bums in a long time.
Since I think you are a woman, I am glad to see you here. That’s not because I either agree with you on most things or like you (or don’t.) It is because I long for at least somebody female to write here.
This place is a sausage fest, and we need you. You see, I like women, even when I don’t like them.
This place is a sausage fest, and we need you. You see, I like women, even when I don’t like them.
Mr. Anon,
If you do visit their cozy room, that of Corpse Tooth and Corvinus, I recommend you dose up days beforehand on the following:
Zinc (I take 50 milligrams every day.)
Vitamin C (I take 500 milligrams every day.)
Vitamin D3 (I take 1000 IU every day, “International Units.”)
In other words, buck up your immune system.
Maybe wear a mask, goggles and rubber gloves too. And don’t touch anything! This isn’t COVID we’re talking about.
Thanks, Buzz. You’ve got my view right, but I’ll add a little.
Yes, I may sound holier-than-thou on this, but I haven’t been hooked up to TV since 27 years ago, and, as for my movie watching, I have been known to switch out movies even half an hour in. I won’t stand for it, not any kind of agenda of wokeness! As soon as I see it coming, that’s it. I’ve turned off the movie when I just saw that one main guy was black. It’s a shame in that maybe the movie was really OK anyway, but as is the case due to AA, I have no trust left.
Indeed it would be better if nobody cared about Hollywood. The people have had and do still have a decreasing, per your 3rd and 5th paragraphs, influence with their output. My point was that this worship of the celebrities and the whole “industry” is not at all helpful to our cause. It’s been a problem for iSteve, but he doesn’t get into it so much anymore.
If even the best of them dies, say Clint Eastwood, it’s not important, as if it were a member of my family.
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Regarding Archie, Meathead, Edith (ahhh, geeeze!!) and little loud-mouthed Gloria: I am sure this was discussed more than once on the iSteve pages that Normal Lear intended Caroll O’Conner’s (who did a crappy Southern accent in that other show, BTW) Archie to be derided by the All in the Family TV audience due to his “racism” and whatever else. I can tell you from my own family that this backfired bigly. People agreed with Archie as to the direction of 200 y/o America.
Also, I do remember that the writers would be fair at times. They had some episode with the long-distance calling in which the Meathead was show to be a hypocrite. Archie and his black neighbor George Jefferson had more in common with each other than with the Meatheads of the time.
I now see that show as one produced by a Jew who was mocking middle-class American men.
**Nobody is going to remember Meathead. That show did not age well at all.
What are you having for Christmas dinner?
Thanks for the reminder. After reading your comment, I went to the basement and took our big, beautiful, 11.45 pound, organic, free-range goose out of the freezer and transferred it to the basement refrigerator to give it time to thaw. We will roast that bird on Christmas Eve.
I also have waiting in the freezer two colossal Alaskan king crab legs. They will come out closer to cooking time.
My wife plans to make more of her delicious cranberry sauce.
We haven’t yet selected any other sides or the drinks.
Christmas and Christmas Eve are both days of celebration in our house. The Eve was a big deal in my wife’s world, so we carry on that tradition. We will probably have the big dinner on both days. I might even save the crab legs for Christmas.
Thank you.
With regard to:
**Nobody is going to remember Meathead. That show did not age well at all.
I now see that show as one produced by a Jew who was mocking middle-class American men.
Everyone fell for it. We all watched it when I was a pre-teen and teenager.
One night my three-year-old nephew pointed at Archie Bunker on the TV screen, in front of our whole family, and said, “Pop Pop!”
Pop Pop was his name for my father, his mother’s father. Archie Bunker, to him, represented my father.
That was the power of Jewish, anti-White media even then.
We must never make excuses for those who hate us.
I think that MASH often did the same. Bashing and mocking whites was pretty common in entertainment since the 70s.Replies: @Mike Tre
I now see that show as one produced by a Jew who was mocking middle-class American men.
That’s a good point, Y.A.A., one that came to mind to me when I agreed with Achmed. I had the same idea that you just mentioned, but I realized that the gist of Achmed’s point is that Hollywood people should not be important.
They are in fact becoming less important as the communication landscape changes. The more people like Achmed state the real, true unimportance of those people, unimportance to what we hold true, the less influential those people will become.
I hope the trend among younger generations continues to diminish the fakery that has “done pretty well over the last 70 years.”
Call Hollywood people unimportant, shout that from the rooftops and change reality back to reality. Ignore them. Ignore their schlock.
Right on, BTW about how so many people see and describe the world through movies. Movies have competition now. Maybe fewer young people will be describing things as movies as their attention is focused elsewhere in the vast media landscape that is increasingly accessible. (The challenge now it to prevent the same culprits from taking complete control of that too!)
Thanks for reminding me of this point, Jim Don. Screenwriting is not exactly a big sector of the American economy.
Yet, that is this guy’s whole world. He’s only gotten pissed because he and his people (even if he does include all White guys in that) are having a hard time in the screenwriting business. There’s a whole wide world out there 10,000 times bigger with 10,000x as many White guys not getting jobs or not attaining entire careers due to this shit, and it’s been over half a century.
Steve Sailer too, has this idea that Hollywood people are important. They aren’t. That’s really why I don’t care about Rob Reiner. I wouldn’t have cared what happened to him even if he were MAGA. He was just some freaking guy on TV or directing movies. They might be very good. I just watch ’em is all. I don’t care who makes them and not really too much who’s in ’em either.
Then, Steve Sailer lives in Los Angeles, so …
You’re worse than a Skid Row bum, I tells ya!Replies: @Mike Tre, @Buzz Mohawk
Ah yes, a real stain on the cloth of decency!
You guys have me cracking up.
Or depending on race plus hygiene, pink eye.Neil Young on the perils of brown eye:
Stare long time into brown eye, brown eye also stare back.— Conpucious
Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @Mike Tre
Once I thought I saw you
In a crowded hazy bar
Dancing on the light from star to star
Far across the moonbeam
I know that's who you are
I saw your brown eye turning once to fireYou are like a hurricane
There's bomb in your eye
And I'm getting blown awayTo somewhere safer where the feeling stays
I want to love you but I guess I'm blown away
I’ve always loved that song, despite the fact that,
“You are like a hurricane
There’s calm* in your eye
And I’m getting blown away”
Is kind of silly.
But I like it. The music itself helps. Can’t help but like Neil, even though he is no Joe Walsh on guitar and no Shakespeare at all with words.
*It’s calm, not a bomb.” You know like the calm at the center of a hurricane.
And, BTW, the brown eye is not necessarily the main attraction of a woman’s derriere. It is the whole, God-sculpted, wonderful thing that matters! You can do want you want (with her consent) with the “brown eye,” but her wonderful ass is supreme.
Correct. I changed that, and also “brown eyes” to “brown eye” (singular) to comport with Mike Tre’s vulgar prompt. Likewise, “Conpucius” probably not actual ancient Chinese philosopher. BTW, yes the song is epic and so out of respect I was compelled to ashamedly hide it (and the silly modified lyrics) under the MORE tag.
*It’s calm, not a bomb.” You know like the calm at the center of a hurricane.
Food is a pretty good thing to learn about, it’s an infinitely deep and potentially complex subject with plenty of accessible activities and talented authors, and nobody can live without it.
Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @Pericles
Honey flavor reaches new depths with... spotted lanternfly droppings
Savory, sour and earthy tasting honey could be the new normal thanks to a new ingredient. Spotted lanternfly poop. The insects spread along the east coast across could usher in new ways to use honey.
SCOTT DETROW, HOST:
OK, I'm looking at two jars in front of me right now. Both of them are filled with honey. They're from a local beekeeper here in Washington, D.C., Hidden Cities Apiaries. What's inside the jars is different, and one is actually pretty interesting or really maybe it's gross. It just depends on your point of view.
This jar of honey isn't made entirely with nectar. It is made with the poop of the spotted lanternfly. This is the invasive insect that has swarmed parts of the country in recent years, including Washington, D.C. You could not walk down a block in NPR's neighborhood without walking over hundreds of them this summer, and this honey is now one of the consequences of that visit.
So this leads, at least to me, to a lot of questions, including - let's be honest - what does this poop honey taste like? With me now is a panel of honey experts. Dr. Robyn Underwood teaches apiculture at Penn State Extension in Allentown, Pennsylvania. She is here to tell us all about the insect science between the spotted lanternfly honey. Welcome to the show. . . .
https://www.npr.org/2025/12/12/nx-s1-5637405/honey-flavor-reaches-new-depths-with-spotted-lanternfly-droppings
LOL! Now that’s funny.
We have some beekeepers in our community, and we buy our honey from one in particular. We think there is at least the possibility that local honey is best for us. His name is Dave, and his honey is of course delicious.
No poop in it, as far as we know…
Just wanted to say I’m thinking of The Germ Theory of Disease, as we knew the guy.
https://www.unz.com/comments/all/?commenterfilter=The+Germ+Theory+of+Disease
I woke up having a good morning, hot shower, doing my mint-flavored toothpaste, and suddenly thought of him, someone who can’t do our normal boring yet precious things anymore.
And I wish he could, and was still here to drop some a few more voluminous elaborate sharp and sometimes vituperative thoughts, and for me to ask a few questions.
Yeah, sometimes I imagine there’s ‘parallel Germ Theory’ still with us, lurking and making unseen comments. When I write certain things I have him in mind, to entertain him if he could see the thread. Same is true for other ‘handles’ gone as well. Just blips on the timeline of the iSteve Community eddy in the greater “cosmic unconsciousness”.Anyway Germ, here are some pics of Billie Eilish dressed for equestrian activities:https://pagesix.com/2025/12/01/style/billie-eilish-wears-form-fitting-equestrian-ensemble-after-thanksgiving-weekend-with-family/https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/billie-eilish-swaps-her-signature-170543187.html
And I wish he could, and was still here to drop some a few more voluminous elaborate sharp and sometimes vituperative thoughts, and for me to ask a few questions.
Just wanted to say I’m thinking of The Germ Theory of Disease, as we knew the guy.
Did The Germ Theory of Disease die? And if so, how do you know?I've thought about him often, and was hoping that the reason he disappeared was that he just got tired of writing his comments here to an often thankless audience.The Germ Theory of Disease was my favorite commenter. If he is truly gone may he rest in peace...may God bless him.This site is lessened by his absence. He is missed.Replies: @Corvinus
And I wish he could, and was still here to drop some a few more voluminous elaborate sharp and sometimes vituperative thoughts, and for me to ask a few questions.
LOL. I’m not sure, but the “fuck you” was not aimed at you, but at someone else here who implied that I was obsessed with food. Someone I also actually admire and enjoy reading! So, it’s all good! My comment was intended for the general readership, as all of mine are, simply because they are all open for all readership.
Blah, blah, blah.
And so it goes…
Hey, we just bought a Christmas Goose! Yep, we picked up today a 12 pound, frozen goose at Whole Foods. Organic and all that shit! My wife wants to cook it for our Christmas dinner.
I actually had to detour around in the woods after another shopping trip and drive over in another direction to another town to get the goose. Beautiful drive though.
The very fact that “our” only choice was, cough, Donald Fucking Trump is all I need to know to continue not taking life seriously.
Of all the people in my beautiful, wide, America, Donald Fucking Trump became my choice. What a fucking joke.
And I voted for him.
Think.
Think about how absurd that is.
Why, oh why, Dear God, can’t we here in this “Greatest Nation on Earth” have some other choice? Some other “leader” (cough, caugh, spit, vomit!) who actually isn’t a fucking freak, is not a God damned clown? Please. Why was Donny our only choice among a clown show of clowns who all cowtowed to the same bullshit?
All I can conclude is that We Do Not Have A Choice!
It’s obvious.
Now, you can continue on bantering about management this and politics that. It’s all bull-fucking-shit.
BTW, I notice a great and wonderful trend in the blogosphere of referring to all shit as “fedslop.” Yes. All the garbage fed to all of us is “fedslop.” Just as I first described mass-produced, fast, convenience food as slop. It’s all fucking slop.
https://thecounter.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/animal-feed-farmers-diet-covid-19-coronavirus-may-2020.jpg
Pigs (“citizens”) eating slop
Oh, but I’m obsessed with food. Fuck you.
Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @Pericles
Honey flavor reaches new depths with... spotted lanternfly droppings
Savory, sour and earthy tasting honey could be the new normal thanks to a new ingredient. Spotted lanternfly poop. The insects spread along the east coast across could usher in new ways to use honey.
SCOTT DETROW, HOST:
OK, I'm looking at two jars in front of me right now. Both of them are filled with honey. They're from a local beekeeper here in Washington, D.C., Hidden Cities Apiaries. What's inside the jars is different, and one is actually pretty interesting or really maybe it's gross. It just depends on your point of view.
This jar of honey isn't made entirely with nectar. It is made with the poop of the spotted lanternfly. This is the invasive insect that has swarmed parts of the country in recent years, including Washington, D.C. You could not walk down a block in NPR's neighborhood without walking over hundreds of them this summer, and this honey is now one of the consequences of that visit.
So this leads, at least to me, to a lot of questions, including - let's be honest - what does this poop honey taste like? With me now is a panel of honey experts. Dr. Robyn Underwood teaches apiculture at Penn State Extension in Allentown, Pennsylvania. She is here to tell us all about the insect science between the spotted lanternfly honey. Welcome to the show. . . .
https://www.npr.org/2025/12/12/nx-s1-5637405/honey-flavor-reaches-new-depths-with-spotted-lanternfly-droppings
My California (stuck here) is the proof of what “fifty years on” looks like. I have personally seen the 50 years. The War Street Journal is constantly editorializing that the California unraveling is due to one-party progressive rule. Certainly, to some extent this is true. But the unraveling is overwhelmingly due to demographics. And, to the surrender, by many traditional Americans, to “good enough.” Shrinks call it “mirroring.” A preview for the rest of the country.Replies: @Corvinus, @Buzz Mohawk
When you allow millions of people from low-trust societies into a high-trust society, you end up having to create (fifty years on, after a lot of fraud) low trust institutions.
Yours is a very smart comment. Thank you. I am sorry that you have to live with that now, but I also realize that we all will have to eventually. All my life, California has been the trendsetter, the place where things happened first. I remember when that was a good thing, when Californians were proud of it. Not so much anymore!
Thank you.
This. This. So much this.
The words will come. Just focus on maintaining eye contact. Thats what you spent most of your time doing when you were together.
I sometimes wonder what I would say to an old girlfriend if I met her
Just focus on maintaining eye contact. Thats what you spent most of your time doing when you were together.
Are you sure? Buzz has repeatedly avowed he is an ass man. 🍑👀
I sometimes wonder what I would say to an old girlfriend if I met her
The words will come. Just focus on maintaining eye contact. Thats what you spent most of your time doing when you were together.
Are you sure? Buzz has repeatedly avowed he is an ass man. 🍑👀Replies: @Mike Tre
Just focus on maintaining eye contact. Thats what you spent most of your time doing when you were together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfMlV1SpcM4
"Man him a the best in a de business
Man him chew your neck like a Wrigleys"
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg.
I sometimes wonder what I would say to an old girlfriend if I met her. (My career took me across the country, so that’s unlikely, thank God.) I think it would be the same as your experience. We were so intimate then. I look different now, and I guess they all do too. That’s life. God bless them, and you.
The words will come. Just focus on maintaining eye contact. Thats what you spent most of your time doing when you were together.
I sometimes wonder what I would say to an old girlfriend if I met her
You know, Buzz, I believe I’ve read some of your other, anonymous material before.
I think maybe it was in “Penthouse Letters”.
Nobody I knew in any of my schools or my college was fat. Fat was rare.
The 21st Century is now full of fat people.
Why?
https://www.unz.com/isteve/will-the-fat-become-the-next-identity-politics-sacred-cow/#comment-5145172
The 21st Century is now full of fat people.
Why?
In the year 2222,
The 21st Century is now full of fat people.
Blast from the past kinda sorta on topic. Today I had to go to the big civilian hospital to pick up some test results and ran into an old girlfriend from the early 90s, the redhead. I think both of us were thinking the same thing but didn’t say it. “Damn you’ve aged” but she’s still pretty.
Yes, well, I was coming of age in those 1970s (and jacking off to Penthouse magazine!) So, my experience with Anna in Seal Beach was just a real thing that sounds now to you like a Penthouse letter.
I understand. It sounds like that to me now, but it really happened.
Another great album. I like, of course, “Baker Street” and “Right Down the Line.”
This all was released when I was living in Seal Beach, and it was the perfect sound track for my Summer of ’78.
I’ve written about the Dutch 28-year-old in her high-cut, emerald green swimsuit, our time on the beach, and our sharing a room in my sister’s apartment. I was 18. She introduced me to marijuana and sex. That was my Summer of ’78, and I can still see her high-cut, emerald, swimsuit crotch and remember her “getting mad at me” for staring at it on Seal Beach.
And I remember Gerry Rafferty’s music at the same time on the radio we carried with our towels on that beach.
Replies: @Mike Tre, @Buzz Mohawk
A trio of driverless Waymo cars involved in what's being described as a "standoff" created a scene in San Francisco.
...
Waymo officials said that while making a multi-point turn on a dead-end street, two driverless cars made "minor contact at low speed."
...
A third Waymo, traveling downhill, is unable to get through.
Then a man comes out of his garage, dubbing the white cars stuck in the middle of the street as a "Waymo standoff."
"I'm just trying to get out of here," the man said
Indeed. Thank you!
Honestly, I don’t think either the powers that be, or the science fiction nerds that are now a part of the powers that be, have the wisdom to see how careless they really are being.
I am left to agree with Achmed E. Newman that some of those people are truly evil, or at least that they have bad intentions.
Not necessarily evil, the science fiction nerds, and I will include Elon Musk in that set, strike me as guys who grew up reading some of the same fiction my friends and I did. The difference is that they lack the common sense to discern what is human and what is abstract.
In other words, they are stupid. High IQ and stupid, like fast sprinters who can’t climb mountains and can’t find their way around topo maps of said mountains. Fast but stupid. Real fucking nerds who love science fiction, a genre that most of us left behind after adolescence.
Both you and Buzz make commercial aviation sound more worrisome than is should be…
Well I didn’t mean to do that.
If anyone loves airplanes it’s me. I’m just periodically amazed at how impressive the parameters of jet airliners are, and I don’t think the general dumb public appreciates what is achieved day in and day out.
Day in and day out. Failures and disasters are extremely rare.
And when I say “soda can,” I am just describing an aluminum cylinder when I bet the general public again doesn’t even know how an airliner’s fuselage is built. Hell, I find soda cans amazing too.
And jet turbines. One classmate from my hometown worked on blade design for GE. (In college, same place where I went, he double majored in engineering and fine art. Unusual but somehow appropriate.) The rotational speeds and temperatures are astounding, day in and day out without cracking, melting or flying apart.
The equipment is great, but the thing is, as you all know, that we might start feeling a little less confident that there won’t be human error. When it happens, as it did at Tenerife on the ground, well, you know, it can be kind of bad, and the chances of screw ups are getting higher for all the reasons we here know. And we also see evidence that human error might be coming into play with regard to aircraft design and/or construction (or business practices) as well. (Boeing.)
Honestly, though, I love flying, and I don’t worry about it. I’m more likely to get hit head-on by some pot smoker or phone addict on the road.
Replies: @Mike Tre, @Buzz Mohawk
A trio of driverless Waymo cars involved in what's being described as a "standoff" created a scene in San Francisco.
...
Waymo officials said that while making a multi-point turn on a dead-end street, two driverless cars made "minor contact at low speed."
...
A third Waymo, traveling downhill, is unable to get through.
Then a man comes out of his garage, dubbing the white cars stuck in the middle of the street as a "Waymo standoff."
"I'm just trying to get out of here," the man said
I figured as much.
I’ve gotten that shit all my life. Since childhood, even. People think I have a silver spoon in my mouth — when actually I just know where that spoon goes on the table and they don’t.
That Army major colleague, by the way, was a fatso who was having difficulty passing whatever laughable joke passed for a fitness test in his particular — LOL — supposed “non-luxury” world.
Sailer apparently is desperate to appear respectable…
Respectable to whom?
He should be able to Notice that The Times They Are a Changin’. For a man who has been so quick to adopt SoCal slang on the fly (the kind I remember from my early childhood there — man, he’s “lit!”) he is acting incredibly inept now. Like, he’s missing the trend-train, ya know?
Why?
Maybe he and Nick Fuentes should get a room.
You''ve got a good point there.
Respectable to whom?
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/us/politics/biden-immigration-trump.html
Is the NYT Becoming Realist on Immigration?
Yet another Times article sounds like what I was writing for VDARE 25 years ago.
Steve Sailer
Dec 08, 2025 ∙ Paid
Replies: @Achmed E. Newman
How Biden Ignored Warnings and Lost Americans’ Faith in Immigration
The Democratic president and his top advisers rejected recommendations that could have eased the border crisis that helped return Donald Trump to the White House.
By Christopher Flavelle
Dec. 7, 2025
Joe Biden and his inner circle were basically Replacement Level Democratic politicians: they weren’t very bright, but they also weren’t as crazy as many Democrats during the Great Awokening. That they badly flubbed immigration policy suggests that in 2021 virtually every elite Democrat, other than the handful of lower-ranking specialists who actually understood the realities of immigration, would have made similar mistakes for similar ideological/emotional reasons.
Flubbed, my scrawny White ass! Steve Sailer knows better. He’s not that dumb, and not only that, he was involved with VDare for 2 decades – did he not read anybody else’s articles?
It is NOT flubbing to make an app to let strange foreigners from all over the world make asylum claims on it from south of the border, Panama, China, Haiti, wherever, such that they are let into and around the country (through the TSA line onto airline flights) with a piece of paper that says they are to appear at a hearing in a year.
No, Joe Biden wasn’t very bright. (Still isn’t) However, Mr. Sailer has himself believing that there are NO brighter people behind the scenes, that might for some reason want to flood the Western countries and destroy the White Middle Class. No, he’d be SHOCKED, SHOCKED. Round up the usual
Flubbed… get the fuck outta here!
LOL. In the case of Woody’s woody, I imagine it’s rather small (better suited to an incestuous pedophile.)
I hadn’t seen that term for it until now, but yes, obviously.