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Showing posts with label decoys. Show all posts
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Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Decoys II- The Second Seduction

 A classic setup- Horror Film kills Cop.

It's just too easy, no?


In Decoys II, a Cop interrupts a Couple making out in their car a la Manos: The Hands of Fate.
He, of course, saves a life in this case.

Later that same night, the same lady/alien finds him in his car.

Can you blame him for letting her make a move on him?
Of course, she freezes him and leaves his body to be found later.
The moral: don't mess around with blondes.
I'm more of a brunette guy.

Oh and don't make out with aliens that will kill you.  

Next time, I go from a Sci-Fi/Horror Film to a...Family Film.  You'll see.  See you then...

Wednesday, April 7, 2021

'00s Trash?: Decoys- The Second Seduction

 After all of this wait, the Film is...well, you'll see.  This is Decoys: The Second Seduction, a 2007 Sci-Fi Horror Film.  Well, that *might* be the Title.  According to the Film itself, it is Decoys 2: Alien Seduction.  Which is better?  I lean more towards the former, as the latter is a bit redundant.  The last Film was *also* about Alien Seduction, so why highlight it here?  In contrast, this is the second time we're shown this happening (the implication is that they've been around for a while), so it makes sense.  There- that whole, important thing is settled.  Returning for the Sequel, we have Corey Sevier, but not his friend that betrayed him at the end.  Was she too busy?  Instead of that logical appearance, one of the two main Alien Ladies is back with no explanation (until the very end).  It's kind of silly, even for a Film with Alien Tentacle Ladies on a College Campus.  The Plot involves, well, a second seduction.  Have they worked out the kinks in the process or not?  To find out, read on...

In the cold (no pun intended) open, a couple make-out in a Car until the girl reveals her tentacles and kills him.

Whelp, more of the same.
Sevier is back and you're probably wondering why he's not dead.

Well, the Film *eventually* exposition dumps about it.

In short, he was 'in love' with the girl/alien and his body adjusted more gradually to the temperature drop (or something) and he woke up in a Hospital.

Presumably, the mating process worked, which is important to remember for later.
Our main focus is not on Sevier, but on some friends who make a March Madness-type thing where they 'score points' for 'scoring' with ladies.

Our Heroes!
A local Doctor is actually the Alien in disguise, who, again, was killed in the last Film.  Did she just get better?

She's watching Sevier and setting him up to look crazy, which, to be fair, is really damn easy!
Saw's Tobin Bell is here to basically sleepwalk through another easy role- like in Boogeyman 2.

He's the Professor who Sevier works for, asks him about some drawings of the Alien Girls and then gets killed off-screen.  Yea?
The big change here is that the Alien Girls know that acting on Guys' fantasies will make them less likely to die (for some reason).

As such, they can now read minds and morph into whatever outfit works.

It's a decent gimmick, so fair play.
Sevier continues to get manipulated easily and looks crazy, leading his Doctor- filling in the Supportive Female Side Character part from the last Film- to giving him lots of pills.

Basically, his whole Arc is stolen wholesale from *the original* Fright Night 2, complete with him not believing the last Film really happened...until he just does.
The Film layers a few random Sub-Plots in to reach 90 minutes, most notably our young Hero not being sure if his lady friend is an Alien (like in the last Film).

It all ends with a big series of showdowns with the Aliens, culminating in the main one.  She says that Sevier 'killed one of her clones' and that's all you get for an explantion.

She dies (again).
Throughout the Film, the bodies of the victims have gone missing and now we find out how- they were hidden by the Alien Girls.

Our Heroes and Heroines see the bodies as a new spawn emerges and...a cliffhanger ending?  The hell?!?!?
An improvement, for the most part.  I've talked about Sequelitis many times before.  If you don't know, it is the need to one-up things for the Sequel(s).  It sometimes ends well, like getting multiple Aliens in, well, Aliens.  Other times it gets a bit silly, like all of the fetish-y Werewolf stuff and new lore in Howling 2.  This one manages to kind of sneak by through the middle.  We don't really get new Aliens- just the new gimmick/power.  On its own, it is a fine bit of growth.  We don't get anything especially crazy though, like some sort of new transformation or anything.  The Plot growth kind of works.  The original Alien (kind of) manipulating Sevier works, even if Bell's part is pretty minor.  For getting top billing, Sevier doesn't do as much as you might think.  He's there for, I guess, the Star Power.  Quick- name another Corey Sevier Film that isn't Decoys!  Speaking of which, they name drop the Aliens here and act like Sevier coined that term in the last Film.  Did I miss that?  It's not a bad name, although the meaning is a bit dubious all things considered.  Decoys 2 (or whatever you want to call it) is a decent, but not-that-impressive Sequel.  As a follow-up, it's good.  On its own, it's alright, but that's about it.  At least you can enjoy all of the Dialog in way more languages than you might expect...

Next time, a Film from the 1980s that got minor attention due to its Stars.  Considering that DVDs are sparse however and my copy is on VHS, it didn't amount to much.  Stay tuned...

Friday, April 2, 2021

'00s Trash?: Decoys (2004)

 Watching a Movie to justify buying a different Movie- such is my life!  This is Decoys, a 2004 Film about killer Aliens.  Sadly, it's another Species clone.  It is killer girl aliens.  It is a College Campus.  It is slightly-Canadian.  It is so Canadian, in fact, that it was shot by a guy named Villeneuve...but not one related to the Director you're thinking of.  I checked- like 3 times to be sure.  The Director does mostly TV- like Warehouse 13, Flash Gordon and Shadowhunters- but also gave us Vampire Wars.  Its Co-Writer worked on much of the same stuff, but also a new Screamers Film and...ugh, Amityville 5.  Can a generic, hunky guy save humanity from good-looking alien babes with tentacles?  To find out, read on...

Good-looking Blondes are all over a College Campus in the Winter.  One guy sneaks into their room- innocently, to be fair- and sees too much though.
As noted, the girls are Aliens that shoot tentacles/tendrils into men during sex.  All of them end up dying, as their body cools when exposed to the alien substance.

On the plus side, you've hit just about every Male Fear with this, save for guys also losing their members.
Our man- Corey Sevier- knows the truth...but nobody believes him.

To be fair, would you?
It all leads to a big Dance, since, School and he has to save people at this event.

He mostly just annoys the same poor girl who keeps getting in the middle and annoying this RA.
Said Aliens will transform back when they are exposed to any real degree of heat, which raises some questions.

What did they do during the Summer?
Why is it so severe?
Why does this cool-looking Practical Effect mostly get replaced by some dodgy CGI?
The Plot takes an interesting diversion as one of the Aliens genuinely falls for our Hero's friend, reveals the truth about herself and he willingly lets her do her thing.

He thinks that he can survive and wants to help out.
He gives birth to a spider-thing, dies and 'proves' to our Hero that they are evil.

Enjoy this tiny bit of Character subtext/growth- it's gone in the Sequel!
Our Hero finally stops having to deal with this Cop- who's so important that i'm just mentioning him now- and get help from...some lady.

Seriously, they didn't properly explain who this lady is (his Sister?  his friend?).

In any event, they kill the bad aliens and all is well...until our Hero hooks up with his thought-she-was-just-a-friend lady friend...but she's an Alien!  The End.
It's...alright, but really nothing special.  Would I have watched Decoys if I didn't already own a 50 cent Copy of Decoys 2?  Not likely.  Do I regret seeing it?  Not really.  It's not bad.  It's not good.  I will give the Film some props for adding little touches of depth to the Story.  Sadly, that also makes the generic stuff feel even more generic.  Don't give me one interesting moment and stop there- its worse than if you had none!  It's like putting out five McDonald's Burgers and then one 16oz Kobe Steak right in the middle.  The whole Film is just kind of forgettable, save for moments like the good Alien and the twist at the end.  I sure hope that it pays off in the Sequel!  Decoys is harmless, but forgettable viewing.  At worst, it will make you think that you're watching an American Pie Film when the Aliens aren't around...

Next up, the Sequel aka the reason I even bothered.  Will it be a superior Sequel?  Stay tuned...