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Thursday, November 9, 2023

Forgotten Sequels: Omen IV- The Awakening (1991)

 So yeah, I definitely wrote about this.  I don't feel like looking up *when* because I already feel old enough right now.

Let's take another look at it though, with fresh eyes.

In 1991, the Producer behind the Series wanted to bring it back after a long dormancy.  He still had the rights and he still had the props.  A TV Movie was proposed that would set up future entries in the Series, moving the Film from Theater to Televison.

If that sounds ridiculous to you now, consider that Midnight Run got THREE Sequels in 1994- all made for TV.  Not to mention other Films with forgotten TV follow-ups, ranging from The Jerk to Splash to Rosemary's Baby.

So how do you follow up a Film where your Main Character is dead?  That sure is tricky.

To find out how this all (sort of) makes sense, read on...

A happy Couple adopts a child, but the young Nun scolds Mother Superior for not killing the child.

Said Superior immediately dies of a heart attack, starting an oddly specific trend in this Film.

They, of course, know nothing about that.
Through a montage, we see the baby grow up into a little girl.  

When she sees the former Nun approaching, she bites the head of her doll- as you do- and scares her off.
We get our first hints of the girl being evil when she gets into a scuffle with a Bully.

She gets back at him later, exploiting his fear of heights to make him piss his pants when he tries to chase her up a ladder.

When the angry Dad scolds the Father, the little girl...makes him get decapitated in an auto accident!
Those...don't seem like equal punishments.
The kid gets wet...while Dad gets dead!
They hire a lady to help watch the kid- since both parents are allowed to work in 1991- and she sees the kid's dark aura.

She goes to her fellow crystal-gazing friend...Joe from Highlander: The Series?!?
It's not enough to be about Religion, so this one works in Crystals, the metaphysical and Kirlian Photography (Photos that supposedly show your aura).

In retaliation, the girl starts a fire that manages to burn down the whole outside event.
To be fair, NOBODY has a fire extinguisher, so that's like 40% on you!

Using her hell hound, she knocks the lady out of the window (despite the previous shot showing the window at neck level, she flies out in full).  The Wife faints as well.
The Wife goes to a different Priest- no heart attack for you, yet! - with a Bible and the Book on Crystals.  She says that the 2nd book mentions and quote The Book of Revelations...which seems unlikely.

We get some odd dialog from the Priest, who basically blames all of humanity for the Anti-Christ's eventual reign.  So... did he not know about Damien Thorn?

Also, mate, I'm not one to judge on hair, but...either shave that or cut it down a little.
The Wife is surprised a bit later when she gets pregnant.  

Naturally, she starts the investigation in full as the Film *casually* progresses time by having her announce to people how long she has been pregnant in each Scene.  Smooth.

She's having that baby.  It is good news...right?
Michael Lerner is here as a Private Detective (after appearing for 10 seconds in Act 1) who finds out all about Delia's background.

He finds the Nun and she's now a Snake-Holding Prophet (after briefly being a Prostitute!) and dies, but delivers the info to Lerner.

Once he gets that and mails it, he's toast as...I guess, Satan scares him into walking near a construction site for old Scratch to SWING A WRECKING BALL AT HIM.

Nobody is going to look into THAT death- no sir!
Time for the big twist, with ZERO build up.  Are you ready?

So, the Doctor was in it the whole time.  He learned that Delia was Damien's Daughter (from a Scene in Part 3, to be fair) and carried a copy of his Embryo inside her.  
When the girl fell off the horse, he took the chance to remove it... somehow.

When the Wife fainted, he took the opportunity to implant it in her (how long was she out?!?) and her Son is Damien...I guess.
After killing him, she takes his gun (all Doctors keep guns in their desk- fact) and goes home.

She kills the new Babysitter (who had zero build up) and then confronts Delia and the baby.  Delia reveals that the baby has the Mark ON THE PALM OF HIS HAND.
That won't raise suspicion!
She can't resist Baby Damien's power (I guess this one is evil and empowered at birth?) and kills herself.

Now Delia and Alexander will be raised by a potential Future President...in a series of Films that didn't get made when nobody liked this one.
I'll be honest- it is better than I remembered it being.  That said, I thought it was utter shit then, so...relative praise.

The Film, to its credit, does try to do some new things while sticking to the formula.  I actually liked the Actress who played Delia here.  I'm glad that she has kept working through at least 2015.  The other Actors are honestly pretty darn good here too.

The big hurdle is, of course, the Script.  The Story plays out in weird spurts.  It will rush to kill one Character- like the Priest- and then stay calm for a while.  The big deaths- like Lerner's- were apparently Directed by the Producer, which might explain how weird they feel.

As noted by IMDB, it is also odd that the famous Daggers don't show up in this one, even though said Producer I guess kept the props.  Maybe that was being saved for Part 5?

The Resumes on our Directors is notable too, especially given how infamously bad this one.  The original Director- Jorge Montesi- worked on the Captain Power releases, as well as Turbulence 3 and Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?  
When he left, they brought in Dominique Othenin-Girard, who had just Directed Halloween 5 to finish up.

It is impressive that they got a Film done, even if it was this one.

Omen IV is just on the right side of being 'funny bad' and not 'bad that is just boring.'  The insistent Soundtrack, ludicrous kills and ridiculous Plot Twist Sandwich at the end save it from that.

Sorry in advance to Martin here for reminding people of the unfortunate last name he was given... 

Next up, I cover a John Carpenter Film that I've missed for all of these years.  It is the same age as me, so let's see how it is.  Stay tuned...

Saturday, November 4, 2023

Remake This: The Omen (2006)

 At long last, I wrap up the Series properly.  Back in 2006, I saw this come out and flippantly said to myself 'I don't need to see 'The Omen,' I've already seen 'The Omen.''

In 2023, I kind of stand by it.  Good on you, younger me!  

The 2006 Remake of The Omen is notable for its release date- June 6th, 2006...or 6/6/6.  Cute.
The problem- this day came on a Wednesday, so maybe not the best pick in hindsight.

What is different in this one?  Not much.
What is better or worse in this one?

To find out, read on...

A man discovers a cluster of stars in the sky and runs off.  Thrills from the get-go!

We then cut to *oh boy* a Slide Show Presentation for the Pope (and his Men) talking about how vague lines from The Bible relate to real life events.

So... any given Tuesday?
The Deputy Ambassador is told that his Wife's newborn child didn't survive and that the conditions are such that she can't get pregnant again.

Not at all suspiciously, they immediately offer him an unclaimed newborn (they say that the Mother died) to adopt in the kid's place.

Red Flag, bro.
Time passes and he's now the Ambassador, after the previous one died in typical Rube Goldberg Death Trap Fashion.  

The kid grows up and the Wife has no idea that it is not her kid.

This Priest- Pete Postlewaite- warns him, but he ignores yet another Red Flag.
He was in Dragonheart- you can trust him!
At his Birthday Party, the Head Maid/Matron sees a dog and then publicly kills herself...as you do (don't do it- in case you don't grasp the sarcasm).

She cries it that it is 'All For You, Damien,' which really ruins any song called 'All For You' to me.

The new one shows up- with a lack of background- and it is Mia Farrow...with the Dog.
In the original Omen, the Mom and Damien go to one of those 'Drive Through Zoos' where the Animals move around you.  The monkeys attack the car and they drive away.

In this Remake, Mom and Damien are at the Zoo when the Monkeys (behind bars and plexiglass) freak out and try to get to Damien.

The Scene abruptly ends as we see a Gorilla trying to smash through the plexiglass wall to get to them...

Wait- what?!?
The Priest tries once again to talk to Thorn.  He's about 20% more receptive after the freaky events going on his life - like Damien freaking out when they drive near a Church- but still rejects his message.

Moments later, the Priest goes to a Church and...gets impaled by a metal rod that falls off.
Lots more drama at home, from the Matron doing things on her own to his Wife freaking out when she gets pregnant.

He STILL doesn't tell her the truth, but Damien and company take care of the future heir (who would challenge him for his power) when they knock 'Mom' off the third floor.

Why she was leaning over the railing on a tiny step stool to water plants- instead of just unhooking them and then doing it- is anyone's guess.
Thorn and the Photographer work together, which means leaving his temporarily crippled Wife alone with the obviously evil Matron and Damien.

Good plan.

They meet a series of people- from a regular Priest to a burned one- and finally meet Michael Gambon (RIP).  He gives them the famous Daggers, but Thorn is still resistant.

The Photographer goes to retrieve them and a metal sign swings down to chop his head off!
While he's gone, his Wife is killed (by medically inaccurate methods) and he is finally convinced to look for the mark on his 'son.'
He sees it- the 666.

He runs down Farrow (a bit they scrapped in the original) and tries to kill Damien in a Church, but...you know how this goes.

Oh, and the 'Hellish Alternate Ending' promised on the slip case just has him SHOWN being shot, rather than cutting away.  The End.
A pretty nothing Remake.  It is just too damn similar.  
That's the tricky thing, isn't it? 
 
Do you change lots of things to make a new Film...but risk making it not a Remake? 
Do you change nothing and just be a 'pointless Remake?'

In this case, they barely change a thing and just rely upon a new Audience seeing the Film.  It isn't done poorly.  The changes don't necessarily ruin the Story.

That said, the changes do pretty much nothing to improve the Story.  Changing the famous Decapitation Scene to involving a metal sign vs a pane of glass- meh.

The biggest thing is that the Film is so iconic that just Remaking it with slight CGI additions, new Actors and Color Correction isn't enough.  
The TV Show from 10 years later- for all its faults- improved upon its original adaptation.
This is just the same Story again.  It has plenty of good Actors in it, which makes the end result kind of a shame.  

At least original Damien and his 'Mom' got work again...although he looks far better IMHO.
Yes, that is the original Damien.
*****
Yes, his Mom in this is *literally* a Jackal.  Sigh.

Next up, let me revisit the black sheep of the Franchise- which is saying alot.  I had to get a Library Card to revisit this, so enjoy.

Thursday, September 6, 2018

Forgotten TV: The Omen's 1995 Failed Pilot

So this exists.  In 1995, NBC produced a strange update to the famous tale as a Film/Backdoor Pilot.  In other words, if this did well, they'd make a Show.  

We didn't get an Omen Show until 2016, so this didn't go well.  It's very odd and somewhat infamous.  

Mind you, it's infamous amongst the people that are aware of Backdoor Pilots like this and/or even know that it exists.  All 6 of us are 'in the know.'  

If you want to join this illustrious group, read on...
A man- William Sadler- goes to check on his friend.  He finds him dead via hanging in a Bomb Shelter.  The body moves and a weird energy flies out, taking over the man with him, who flees.
In the City, a Reporter- Brett Cullen- is in the City and covered the Story.  His Boss is hit by a car driven by the possessed man, thus awkwardly-tying the Story together.

Incidentally, Sadler was the President in Iron Man 3 and Cullen was the Dad in Ghost Rider.  MCU!
The woman dies and the spirit moves on to another.  This leads to the Hospital being put in lockdown and Sadler called (him being a Epidemiologist).  Hi, Character Actor!
The pair are united by a man who knows the truth- the spirit is that of pure evil.  It seeks out a vessel to take over the World in!
The spirit switches bodies one more time to a Nurse and ends up escaping with a vial of flesh eating bacteria.  The target- the St. Patrick's Day Parade!
They manage to stop him and kill the vessel, but the old man dies.  The spirit finds a new host...
The Nurse recovers and can now sense the spirit (well, sometimes).  She agrees to join the two as they plan to track down and destroy the evil...but no Series, so...I guess they're done.  

The End.
An interesting, if strange attempt at a Show.  The Omen is an interesting property.  We got one good Film, a pointless one, a silly one and a bad one.  This was the next attempt and, boy, it is sure was weird.  The evil of Damien is now just a bunch of flying, white energy that possesses you.  If you fight it, you do quickly.  If you accept it, you become a good host.  In the course of the Show, it doesn't quite find the right host in the long term.  Presumably, this was to lead to it finding a host to become Damien.  If anyone actually knows what the plans for this Show was after 23 Years, let me know!  The Acting and Production Values are solid here.  The thing is chock full of Character Actors, be it Sadler, Cullen or even Garry Chalk.  The video quality is obviously an issue, since I'm watching what I can only assume is a VHS Rip put online.  If you can live with that, this is an interesting watch.  It's almost *more* interesting because it goes nowhere. 

 Speaking of going nowhere, there's this weird Plot Point.  The Host escapes the finale and is seen boarding a Train.  After what I can only assume was the Commercial Break, our Heroes recap what apparently happened- the Host literally burned up *off-screen* and found a new place to go.  Yeah, I would HATE to see that, Show- you dick.  There's also some dispute over whether or not this is more like The Exorcist, but...I mean, it kind of is, kind of isn't.  That also got a Show recently- I guess I need to see that too!  In the meantime, here's another Book for me to not finish reading...
An interesting premise and a decent execution.  As big of a change to the Story this is, I do kind of like it.