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Escaped Giraffe Unable To Be Located
A 3-year-old giraffe is missing after escaping a ranch in Texas two weeks ago, with search helicopters turning up nothing. What do you think?
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Drone Network Used To Smuggle Contraband Into Prisons
The FBI announced charges alleging that a sophisticated network of drones were used to deliver weapons, cell phones, and drugs into 10 federal prisons. What…
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World’s Oldest Soccer Ball On Display In Miami
The oldest soccer ball in the world, believed to be 500 years old, will be on display for the first time in the United States,…
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France Records Hottest Day Ever
France recorded the hottest day ever in its history, with temperatures reaching a high of 44.3 degrees Celsius (or 111.7 degrees Fahrenheit) as a brutal…
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World Cup Tourists Fail To Leave Tips
Restaurants and bars catering to World Cup visitors have struggled with foreign tourists leaving without tipping, with many travelers confused by or unaware of the…
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Christian Energy Drinks Hit Market
Multiple Christian energy drink brands, such as Yahweh and Praise Energy, have hit the market, capitalizing on the image of Jesus to sell their products.…
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Trump Invokes Defense Production Act To Boost Weapons Manufacturing
President Trump invoked the Defense Production Act to jumpstart the manufacture of munitions, an attempt to replenish weapon stockpiles that have been severely depleted in…
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JD Vance To Personally Care For Chickens At Naval Observatory
JD Vance has commissioned a custom chicken coop to be installed at the official Vice Presidential residence at the U.S. Naval Observatory, where he will…
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FDA Approves First New Sunscreen Ingredient In Over 25 Years
The Food and Drug Administration approved bemotrizinol, the first new sunscreen ingredient to be permitted since 1999, bringing the U.S. closer to other countries who…
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Elon Musk Becomes World’s First Trillionaire
Elon Musk became the world’s first trillionaire after his company SpaceX went public, with his personal net worth now eclipsing the entire GDP of countries…
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Study: Reading For Fun Down Among Schoolchildren
New Education Department data found a double-digit decline in the number of school-aged children who read for fun almost every day, with the share of…