Second Open letter to Mexico President Enrique Peña Nieto
Dear President Peña Nieto:
It’s me again. I didn’t think I’d be writing a letter to you again, however I see in the news reports that Trump phoned you to patch things up over his plan to build a wall and pay for it with tariffs. As usual, his arrogance got in the way of any diplomacy.
According the Associated Press, the U.S. and Mexico conduct some $1.6 billion a day in cross-border trade, and cooperate on everything from migration to anti-drug enforcement to major environmental issues, so it would be in our best interest to work with you. Not so with a wacko in our White House.
According to what AP describes as a transcript of the call, Trump told you that, "You have a bunch of bad hombres down there," adding: "You aren't doing enough to stop them. I think your military is scared. Our military isn't, so I just might send them down to take care of it."
CNN reports that AP was quoting an official readout of the call written by aides, not the transcript. According to the official transcript, CNN says, Trump noted the "pretty tough hombres in Mexico" and offered "help with that big-league," because "you have not done a good job knocking them out.” News reports also indicate that your government officials have denied that Trump threatened to invade.
You know what President Peña Nieto, you need to lay the cards on the table. We can handle it. We know we have a egotistical nut job for a president. Even though the reports are a little mixed on exactly what Trump said, there isn’t much doubt it was something smart-ass.
Take heart. Trump has tasked his goober son-in-law and senior adviser, Jared Kushner — a real estate executive with no foreign policy experience — with managing the ongoing dispute, according to an administration official with knowledge of the call. Well, then again that might be just as bad since Trump keeps his family members on a short lease.
Anyway, I’m sorry you have to deal with what now must seem to you to be a psychotic freak. My suggestion is that the next time Trump calls, don’t answer the phone.
(signed) Bill in Nebraska (and sometimes Arizona)
P.S. On second thought, maybe you better take the call. Otherwise it might piss him off and he is just crazy enough to invade Mexico.
Just one day more...