One of the advantages of Medicare is the covered annual "wellness" physical. So, first thing Monday morning I'll be going in for the annual. The past five years or so I have been going in for an annual anyway, but now instead of the pesky copays and deductibles it will all be paid for by insurance. I see copays, deductibles and limits in coverage as the insurance company's way of dissuading you from going in, unless you are catatonic.
I don't mind most of the physical, since I have been going to the same doctor for over 30 years. He was fresh out of med school and residency when he started his practice and I was one of his first customers. He literally knows me inside and out. It is mostly a painless exam - mostly.
I like the fact that he spends a lot of time asking questions and knows me as a person. Most times he cautions me about my weight and does blood tests every time. During one of the annuals he kindly suggested maybe cutting back on beer. I just gave him the "deer in headlights" stare.
Whenever the nurses go over the checklist they always ask if I have experienced any dizzy spells. My response is, "only after the first eight beers." They chuckle, but I expect they are thinking "smartass." But, they get their payback. This is the year for the dreaded c-scope, aka the "buttcam" and they always have a smirk when they tell me that.
I'm just glad my doc likes me. I think.
Just one day more...