Title: Kothar and the Wizard Slayer
Author: Gardner F. Fox
Cover artist: Jeff Jones
Yours for: $5
Best things about this cover:
- Behold the mystical wonder of the medieval PowerPoint presentation.
- Redhead: "Now if you'll direct your attention right ... here." Gremlin: "Eh! Oh! Eh! What the hell?!"
- Protip: Do not interrupt a gremlin during his morning shower, for that is when he lip syncs and dances to Katy Perry.
- Maybe having your two main characters turn their backs on the camera isn't the greatest idea, visual interest-wise.
Best things about this back cover:
- Choose from our vast selection of Kothars!
- And, in the most shocking Rose Ceremony ever ... it's Frostfire! Sorry, Lori.
- In my best Norman Bates voice: "A boy's best friend is his sword."
Page 123~
Red Lori was there, coming from the building door, with Phordog Fale and Nemidomes at her elbow. In the background shadows he could make out Cybala, hiding.
I see this author comes from the Get High And Utter Random Syllables school of character-naming. In other news, the official progression of fail is now Fail, Epic Fail, Phordog Fale.
~RP
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