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Friday, January 13, 2012

The P. Morrison Donations #11: TCOT Demure Defendant / Erle Stanley Gardner (Cardinal C-323)

The P. Morrison Donations #11

Cardinal C-323 (2nd ptg, 1959)

Title: The Case of the Demure Defendant
Author: Erle Stanley Gardner
Cover artist: Charles Peitz


Card323.Demure

Best things about this cover:
  • Once again, the breasts act as if the dress weren't even there.
  • How much vaseline is on this lens? Everything looks like it's been coated in margarine.
  • "Sorry, your honor, I didn't hear you. I was just playing with these marionettes here, and, well ... yes, OK, I'll stop."
    That is one George Washington turkey leg tornado of blond hair.
  • This title reminds me that I get "demur" and "demure" confused, which may be why I never use either.


Card323bc.Demure

Best things about this back cover:
  • Fewer things are sexier than residuary legatees.
  • Mosher Higley, who earned his name for his exuberance at '90s punk concerts.
  • Erle Stanley Garnder has the signature of an insane person.

Page 123~

"The prosecution expects to prove that the defendant deliberately became a poisoner, a murderess, a blackmailer and became ensnared in the toils of her own iniquity."

Somehow "ensnared in the toils of her own iniquity" is a mess, metaphorically, but it's still awfully fun to say.

~RP

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