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100 housewives who recently underwent Suggestive Technique Thought Implantation Engram Replacement Therapy reported;
76% “Now hated what they were wearing.” 83% “Had the urge to purchase luxurious evening gowns.” 87% “Felt compelled to buy things they don’t need.” 93% “Were going to buy a new refrigerator.” 97% “Were purchasing new automotive upholstery.” 99% “Now say they enjoy sleeping with their husbands.”
Patty Duke at her most wretched, warbling selections from Valley of the Dolls. Don’t believe me? Take a look at the liner notes of this album, better yet...Let’s listen in...Next time I'll explore the much maligned sequel, Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls. Sparkle on Neely O’Hara.
Theme From Valley of the Dolls
What you will hear in this superb collection has been hailed as 'the excited voice of Patty Duke, which is not, as it sounds, a misnomer, but which is a deliberate way of suggesting that Patty Duke's lustrous, range-rich and expressive voice displays the very essence of excitement itself. Of course, Patty is an exciting singer, but precisely because her voice is excited and emotional and full of action.
The songs themselves are diversified, in keeping with Patty Duke's own wide and considerable talents. The numbers demonstrate the subtle nuances of character, of mood and of motivation, of deep human understanding of the troubled soul who sings them. This is the personality of 'Neely O'Hara' in "Valley of the Dolls", the destroying and self destructive, self-centered and eruptive singer which Patty Duke portrays with such power and verisimilitude.
The combination of singer and actress is a rarity in show business, as the long history of the musical stage has so often attested. Patty Duke combines both talents in a stirring and striking blend of rare accomplishment. Her achievements as a stage and motion picture actress, crowned with a coveted and much deserved Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences Oscar Award for her unforgettable performance as young Helen Keller in 'The Miracle Worker' are well known. If it were at all possible, Patty Duke surpasses herself as Neely O'Hara in "Dolls", and one detects the magic of her talents in the warm modulations of her voice, in the heart-touching airs, the nostalgic themes, and above all, the deeply moving arias which come through.
What impresses above all is the diversity and range of Patty Duke's performance. Here gathered together are different songs which express the gamut of emotions which charge through vibrant and dynamic Neely O'Hara. And different they are, for they exhibit the changing moods of a woman alternately in ecstasy and anguish, self-pity and romance, bitter cynicism and bright hope, yielding softness and brassy harshness. There are few performers who can offer this gamut of human emotions with such clarity and with such controlled power. Patty Duke has added to her laurels, and added to your entertainment pleasure.
This kitchen is miraculously clean, So where is Mom? While busy washing, ironing, and cleaning you would think Mom had no time left to cook for her family.
So true, but today’s hardworking modern housewife has a secret weapon.
She has a Magic Kitchen®
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Feeling nostalgic about my roller disco days I went searching for it on the inter-web. Many, many years ago when disco was a lifestyle, I was a little too young to have participated. I know it’s sad but luckily disco permeated the stratum of cultural atmosphere and created a mini micro disco universe known as the Roller Rink. To me it was Studio 54 except that it had less celebrities and drugs. Everything else was exactly the same at least according to what I saw and read in People magazine. The spandex clad cliques rotating and trucking in syncopation underneath the mirrored disco ball...it makes me weepy just thinking about it. Anyway, In searching I discovered so many other people share this fascination of adolescence and coming of age in a roller rink. One particular site is dedicated to the now deceased “Motor City Roller Rink” which is a virtual treasure trove, a cornucopia if you will even of campy retro Roller Rink remembrances.
100 housewives who recently underwent Suggestive Technique Thought Implantation Engram Replacement Therapy reported:
76% “Now hated what they were wearing.” 83% “Had the urge to purchase luxurious evening gowns.” 87% “Felt compelled to buy things they don’t need.” 93% “Were going to buy a new refrigerator.” 97% “Were purchasing new automotive upholstery.” 99% “Now say they enjoy sleeping with their husbands.”
