It's the only true civic function we have left. Remember Civics? I don't think they teach those kinds of subversive courses these days. That and comportment and cursive handwriting, spelling, math, english, history and science, they've all been cut to reduce the budget. The world is a much better splace fer'it.

If you still feel the pang of patriotism (another forgotten notion) then trot on down to the polling station and cast your vote for the lesser of two evils.

In my case (the governor of Florida) it's down to,














The Vacillator, Charlie Crist

And,























Rick (Skeletor) Scott

Or as we call him, Dick Snott.

May the best villain win.