As Mr. Nude Infomaniac I’ve been so busy with grocery store openings, restaurant photo ops, children’s birthday parties, and nursing home visitations, that I haven’t had time to think up inane crap for you people to read. Honestly it’s been a whirlwind of glamour and when I have some free time I spend it lazing poolside in the nude. It’s an honor and a curse really.

“But I’m a taker I like to take. I like to take my clothes off at the drop of a hat and at the opening of a door...”

What the Hell is this crap fellas? I like to think that I’m nice to my people and this is how you reward me? With drivel? When I hired you guys to write witty cue card blurbs and fetch me diet Shasta I expected you to do your jobs with integrity. Is that so much to ask?” DAAAANG!

"As I was saying, “I’m a giver. I like to give. I like to give blowjobs in the alleyway of the A & P...”

Alright I’ve about had it with you guys! Bring me the contemplative reflective speech that I wrote out on the toilet paper...NOW...STAT...!

“I do my best deep thought process while in the shower (in the nude) and as part of my ‘community service’ I try to think up ways to help mankind...Why I could while away the hours...conferring with the flowers...consulting with the rain...I could be another Lincoln...with the thoughts I‘d be thinkin’...if I only had a brain...”

That’s it! You’re all so FIRED! Clean out your lockers! Get out! Beat it! SCRAM!

"What are you people looking at? You know I know you all have this image of Mean Dirty Pirate...“Mr. Nude Infomaniac“, I created that image myself, but when I try to present another side...one of the many sides of the Mean Dirty Pirate aka Mr. Nude Infomaniac...and you people just won’t accept it...I REALLY HATE IT!"

No No, I’m alright. I’ll go it alone. I always do.

"I’m a leaver. And a quitter..."

ENOUGH!

I told you guys to knock it off already! Knock it off before I belt you outta here.

Sheesh! I’ll just wing it from here.

"Um,"

"Ah,"

"I forgot what I was going to say."

"Oh yes,"

“I now declare this A & P officially open!”

In a pathetic attempt to thwart the google bots, I have enacted the “Adult Content” disclaimer. I have checked my stats and found that google bot visited me during the night. No doubt it is crawling through every page and soon will discover, I’m a very boring blog. Here’s what Wiki had to say on the matter;

Googlebot is the search bot software used by Google, which collects documents from the web to build a searchable index for the Google search engine.

If a webmaster wishes to restrict the information on their site available to a Googlebot, or another well-behaved spider, they can do so with the appropriate directives in a robots.txt file, or by adding the meta tag "meta name="Googlebot" content="nofollow" to the webpage. Googlebot requests to Web servers are identifiable by a user-agent string containing "Googlebot" and a host address containing "googlebot.com".

Currently Googlebot only follows HREF links and SRC links. Googlebot discovers pages by harvesting all of the links on every page it finds. It then follows these links to other web pages. New web pages must be linked to other known pages on the web in order to be crawled and indexed or manually submitted by the webmaster.

A problem which webmasters have often noted with the Googlebot is that it takes up an enormous amount of bandwidth. This can cause websites to exceed their bandwidth limit and be taken down temporarily. This is especially troublesome for mirror sites which host many gigabytes of data. Google provides "Webmaster Tools" that allow website owners to throttle the crawl rate.

Unless Google and Blogger wish to go the way of "MYSPACE" they need to relax or else, I think it's time to move to Word Press or start my own domain!

What Happened to INFOMANIAC?

Go to Eros Den...

The hallowed halls of Justice,
























Opening arguments began today in the landmark Class Action Lawsuit of,


















v/s

















Infomaniac House of Beauty
























The plaintiff, MDP.


















Mistress MJ, arrives at Leprosy Island airport via Infomaiac Airlines.

Mistress MJ the owner and proprietor of Infomaniac House of Beauty enters the courthouse.

















Former Infomaniac Beauticians also claim to suffer from leprosy as a result of Health Code violations and exposure to the plague which was used as an ‘anal bleaching’ ingredient.




















Three surviving beauticians gather as witnesses outside the courthouse and recall the disgusting conditions at the Infomaniac House of Beauty, especially the Anal Bleaching Chambers.

















Anal Bleaching Chambers
























Miss Scarlet the Head Beautician and so called “Leprosy Lezzie” at the Infomaniac House of Beauty infiltrated the Leprosarium was apprehended and is now awaiting trial.

Two sources have indicated that a certain frequently visited "Infomaniac House of Beauty" has been shuttered for health code violations and improper use of lethal equipment. All patrons and especially those that participated in the following procedures, Anal Bleaching, Coffee Enema’s, Stick of Butter Treatment, and especially the “Happy Ending” Massage, SHOULD BE WARNED of a highly contagious rash that was rampant on the premises.

The Two Sources.
























Now you and your sexual partners can get away from it all and...





Where you’ll receive the cure at the Mean Dirty Pirate,


















The Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium is staffed with technicians skilled in the latest techniques for fighting the plague.


















Mention that you caught it from Infomaniac House of Beauty and receive a 10% percent discount.

Once admitted patients receive their very own personal anti-toxin armadillo to milk eight times a day and ingest it’s magical properties.



















Head nurse Peenee is in charge of the pharmacy and armadillos.


















If for some unfortunate reason a patient does not respond to treatment or armadillo serum, final arrangements can be made upon checking out.


















Patients responding well to therapy may enter a monthly beauty pageant and boost self-esteem.


















Like MJ the newly crowned Miss Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium of April, 2010.