Prices are just going up all over the place. I got my new copy of Escort Monthly Magazine and imagine my surprise to find an insert stating PRICE INCREASES. The nerve of some rent bois going up on their rent. Um how much to rent just the penis or the butt hole?

It was a gorgeous day today. Just happened upon these handsome well defined boys playing volley ball. The sun was shining and the birds was chirping and the bees was buzzin’...Watch the video below to see’um in action all set to the sounds of the Brady Bunch.

I had to get out and get me some rays cause it was a sunshine day. This is for all the folks trapped up north with all that snow, just want to let you know that Spring is around the corner. In fact it was here about two weeks ago.

toy_boi doesn't really have much to offer in this picture except for a little tiny toi penis. At least he's anatomically correct, or am I being a little anatomically politically incorrect? Anyway toy_boi dreams of meeting a super rich sugar daddy who will take him in and treat him to the high life that in his mind he so richly deserves. The sugar daddy will have a passionate plastic surgery penchant and will spend oodles and scads of cash to enlarge his penis through plastic without prosthetics, injecting every ounce of fat he can muster into that tiny penis. Until one day he has the largest and longest penis in the world! Of course sugar daddy will be having a few plastic procedures of his own, namely enlarging his hole to accommodate “The Worlds Largest Of The Plastic Surgery Enlarged Penises”

Today’s cautionary boi tale is the sad story of Naughty_Boi who ran away from home heading for the bright lights and porn fame that awaited him in Hollywood USA. The first door he knocked on was a magical experience and he was hired on the spot, chauffeured to location, coked-up, fluffed, and thrown into a pile. Sure he was tired and his honey hole hurt but he had a crisp fifty dollar bill in his hand and a starring role in the next production. Ten minutes later he was on the next set with six naked men standing around a revolving platform that he climbed upon and spun around from one stud to the next and six hours later another fifty bucks. The next set was dark and had big hairy slaves wearing hoods and leather with whips and paddles and our tired Naughty_Boi lay in a sling while each one plugged every hole he had at once, fucking and whipping him for hours and hours and hours, but he got another fifty. When done, Naughty_Boi took his money climbed into a box and shipped himself back home.