He didn't have all that many great scripts, but one contained a line that might sum up most of his life: "Lord, what fools these mortals be!"

One of the joys of returning to the U.S. of A. is, without question, access to real, live Turner Classic Movies.

Have you decided on your costume yet? Why not confuse your friends by going as green Joanne Worley, still-fat Star Jones, and old Mickey Rooney? Bonus points to the best single-costume mash-up of the three!