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Showing posts with label Adverts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adverts. Show all posts
Sunday, March 4, 2018
Monday, January 1, 2018
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
And Now, A Word From Our Sponsor!
Another fine consumer product in the people's paradise. Estée Lauderovna, now available in all the fashionable new hues for 1975 - dun, dung, dim, dank, and mauve.
Monday, January 2, 2017
Careless Whisper Sneezing
So I was going to try and feature a little eye candy - maybe something seasonal; I was thinking possibly a variation on the New Year's baby, but a lot more buff. Well, all I can say is: whatever else you get when you run a Bing image search on "beefcake diaper," none of it is seasonal. And much of it is a reminder of just how creative some people get in their private lives...
Thursday, December 22, 2016
Holiday Gift Suggestion #3
This Christmas? Give little Bobby the gift of steel - perfect for your hellscape holidays! Just look how thrilled the dear little tot seems to be as grinning Satan-Dad prepares his spawn for the uncertain comfort of that oh-so-convenient folding step-stool.
Saturday, December 17, 2016
Holiday Gift Suggestion #2
Saturday, July 23, 2016
...*والآن رسالة من المعلن لدينا
A little Bondische derring-do, featuring a rather unusual protagonist.
* More or less "And now, a word from our sponsor.".. for all you non-Arabophiles out there.
Monday, June 6, 2016
And Now, A [Holiday] Word From Our Sponsor
Another year's rolled by, and Ramadan is once again upon us - late nights and overeating for all!
Sunday, December 13, 2015
And Now, a Word from our (Holiday) Sponsor
Hard to believe it's just a couple of years before little Susie there will be demanding cha-cha heels and knocking over the tree. A sentiment that, on opening her fourth Hoover household appliance, Mum can more than sympathize with.
And what the hell did a Keymatic do?
Saturday, July 18, 2015
You Want to Kick Them Blues
While perhaps I could do without the twee tots and their proto-Lincoln Logs, I have to say that the product they're shilling certainly would have come in handy around our house last night.
Saturday, May 30, 2015
Apparently, the Revolution was Televised
This unnerving slice of '70s life in the USSR is either a particularly hapless commercial for portable TVs or a harrowing glimpse into one family's unhealthy interpersonal dynamic. You be the judge.
Saturday, January 10, 2015
And Now, a Word from our Sponsor
ZaSu Pitts reminds the women of America that nothing goes better with corn flakes than the imminent threat of domestic violence accompanied by stress-induced hallucinations!
Friday, December 26, 2014
Thursday, November 27, 2014
Last-Minute Menu Suggestion
Just in case your Thanksgiving isn't shaping up to be as perfectly apalling as you'd hoped, here's a tasty, terrifying treat - talk about putting the hell back in Hellmann's!
Sunday, November 23, 2014
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
How Are You Celebrating?
Today is World Toilet Day. Are you, like Jeannie Sue here, doing the traditional Dance of Bubble-Action Exhilaration?
Friday, September 12, 2014
Saturday, September 6, 2014
And Now, a Word From Our Sponsor
A match made in heaven: today's birthday girl, the splendiferous Jo Anne Worley, and the color red!
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
And Now, a Word from our Sponsor
This is exactly how I imagine our United Van Lines consultant, although her name is Juanita, not Betty. Maybe Juanita is the Betty of 2014?
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Here We Go Again
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