I enjoy to throw turtles into McDonald's playplace ball-pens, while listening to Etsuko Yakushimaru on my cassette player. I imagine myself living the high life at all times, and I'm known to be quite a deviant. My parents left me because at the age of three they realised that I could do their taxes, and that creeped them right the fuck out. I also killed a bear at the ripe age of seven with my teeth.
I'm a nice guy. Emphasis on nice. I don't do much here anymore, but follow my twitter/youtube if you so insist. Links below.
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[*]Twitter
[*]Youtube
Here's a video I made, for the purpose of tearing your soul out of your body and devouring it with a side of fries. Mmmmm... fries.
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