They’re designing park benches
so that homeless people can’t sleep on them
and placing metal spikes beneath overpasses
so they can’t be used as shelter.
Jerry Seinfeld says Palestine doesn’t exist
and that sometimes socks go missing in the dryer,
wocka wocka
ha ha ha
it’s funny because it’s a witty observation
about life’s everyday little goofy goofs.
Fast food wrappers blow in the wind
like the leaves used to do.
Duct-taped gargoyles with garbage bag wings
peer down at the din of civilization
as we march over the sidewalk sleepers
to our Jobs,
stepping over dead bodies
while staring at our phones
and counting the minutes
til we can go home to our sofas
and watch wocka wocka comedians
and shovel SSRIs into our faces
from large plastic bowls
so the crushing beauty of our world
and the knowledge of our mortality
doesn’t topple us like Jenga blocks
and make us weep like open fire hydrants.
In this din they don’t want you to feel.
They don’t want you to think.
They don’t want you to hear.
They keep it all CLANG, CLANG, CLANG,
BUY, BUY, BUY,
WORK, WORK, WORK,
WOCKA, WOCKA, WOCKA,
so that you can’t feel your body.
So that you can’t hear the songs.
There’s bird song
and whale song
and heart song
and lung song.
There’s fire song
and sea song
and wind song
and tree song.
There’s ancestor song
and mountain song
and sun song
and wolf song,
and lots of others I bet;
I can’t hear any of them.
Oh, except thought song,
which blasts through my head
like a sonic homeless deterrent
in a shopping center alleyway,
and,
like them,
I have nowhere else to go.
What do you call someone dating an underage? A pedophile. When he was caught doing the pedophile thing, Seinfeld said “he did not know”. He said also “she is a person not an age”, while all the while denying that Palestinians are persons. Seinfeld denies also having any relation to or with Epstein. This guy ain’t funny, only a sorry ass impostor!
Seinfeld was asked a question and stated his opinion, the same as you are allowed to do. Why do you care what Seinfeld believes?
As to dating younger woman, get back to us when you register your complaints against Muslims who sell or marry off their female children at ages as young as 9 or 10 to be raped by older Muslims in holy forced matrimony!.
Talking of Seinfeld isn’t Curb your enthusiasm, one of the most overrated shows in TV history, clever improv isn’t just repeating the same inanities over and over again, the actors really believe they are making great and innovative art, but they just look like smug twats, “oh, he said cunt” how brave and cutting edge, Pete and Dud did it a thousand times better 50 years ago.
kikebot meamjojo is very protective of his fellow unfunny genocide Jew Seinfeld. The kikebot’s OCD NDST-3 skitzo genes will now drive him to defend Seinfeld’s homely Jew cradle-robbed cunt wife, who paid Jew brownshirt goons for violent riot against USC and Cal students who denounce Jew genocide. Because in Jew death cult dogma, subhuman goys are not allowed to criticize sacred Jew genocide rites.
In twenty years there will be no more Jews. They will drop their contemptible death cult and rejoin the civilized world.
As Thích Nhất Hạnh said, it only takes a few seconds. You let go of the Jewy totalitarian brainwashing noise, and you have peace.
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Of all the things to pin on Seinfeld, dating a 17 year old in New York State — where the age of consent is, in fact, 17 — is not one of them.
For centuries, it was not considered perverse or abhorrent to marry a girl before she became a teenager. (!) This is reflected in American age-of-consent law that was still on the books as late as 1880. The average age of consent in America at that time was somewhere between 10-12 years of age:
Age of Consent Laws [Table]
https://cyh.rrchnm.org/primary-sources/24.html
Current law evolved to be what it is as a consequence of improved living conditions, increased life expectancy, and — ironically — a changing cultural ethos that championed individual liberty over preservation of traditional family life. The result of all this was a society for whom childhood became protracted, stunting psychological and emotional maturity, rendering physical adults who never really grew up.
Personally, I don’t advocate marriage at a young age, but not for the absurd notion that 18 is some magic number at which people become adults capable of independent decision making. Most research shows that the mind does not develop well enough to handle such analysis until one passes into their twenties, and even then, it’s a crap shoot.
Yet to claim that, for thousands of years of our existence, we only discovered in the last century how evil it is for a girl to have sex before the age of 18 truly offends the intellect. It’s virtually certain that everyone here had at least one ancestor who married and had children before the age of 18. The difference in the past would have been the sense of obligation that accompanied the phenomenon. Extramarital sex occurred, but carried with it a far more negative social stigma than it does today.
Seinfeld is a detestable scumbag for his views on Palestine. Moralizing about a relationship that was actually legal doesn’t help our case against him.
I saw Jerry before he became famous when I lived on the east coast. Small room, maybe 50 people total. He was very funny then. Still is. But only people with sufficient IQ can appreciate his humor. This is where you run into problems.
I have not watched TV since the first Bush bombed Iraq with his precision bombing in 1991; people were watching the bombs enter Iraqi dwellings and cheering like it was an NBA ball game. I threw my TV out of my second floor window and never watched TV or saw a movie again, Someone tell me please; Who is Seinfeld? The name sounds Jewish to me and that is all I know.
How unbearably poignant. Kikebot meamjojo obtrudes the personal with his internet friends, his best friends, no doubt, trying to impress them with his cultural cachet: he knew Seinfeld before he got famous as a contemptible genocide kike!
He had a quirky sitcom in the nineties that was loosely based on events that happened in his life as well as in the life of Larry David, one of the show’s star writers. It was often called a ‘show about nothing’.
It was funny at times, but given Seinfeld’s inhuman stance on Palestine, he ironically ended up becoming like the show — which is to say, ‘about nothing’.
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One of your very few intelligent comments.
For the vast majority of us, our lives are about nothing of very much importance, which is why Seinfeld, the TV show, hit home so masterfully.
Nobody believes you or your other psychopathic, pedophilic, rapist and genocidal pals in the Apartheid regime.
Steinfeld is an american; hence, a total douche bag.
Watching the carefully fashioned mask fall from Jerry Seinfeld’s face revealing his real nature is truly a wake-up call. Seeing so much sadistic hatred radiating from such a famous comedian is cognitive dissonance writ large.