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Guy At Coffee Shop Looking For Place To Plug In Iron Lung
Woman Loves How Easy Melatonin Makes It To Fall Asleep For 3.5 Hours
Woman’s Entire Camera Roll Selfies Of Her Crying
Woman Proud She Started The Booing
Bank Gets House In Divorce
Mass Grave Not Even That Big
Handful Of Sour Patch Kids Grabbed For Trip To Mailbox
Bacon Added
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Display Of Genuine Enthusiasm Mocked
Grandma Just Called To Talk About 1956
Police Lose Planted Evidence
Old Thing Really Heavy
Silent Protest Sparks Silent Debate
Dept. Of Tautology Rereleases Report For Second Time
Sixth Beer Steps In To Speak For Area Man
Study: Majority Of Nation’s Sweat Now Produced From Eating Spicy Wings
Wedding Ring Jammed Into Slot Machine
Chess Onlooker Sees A Move You Can Do
Amazing Psychic Bends Truth With Mind