It's the first day of Fall and spooky season is upon us. Get in the mood by checking out this Ravenloft-inspired parody of Sam Smith's Unholy. Honestly, I think it's sexier than the original.
Monday, September 22, 2025
Saturday, August 24, 2024
#RPGaDay2024 - Day 21-24
Day 21 - "Classic Campaign"
For this one I'm going to talk about Greyhawk. While I've never had a steady game on Oerth, it's an old school setting that's always fascinated me. I had the City of Greyhawk boxed set as a kid and I loved it. I really regret getting rid of it and all my old school D&D stuff when I was in college. For me Greyhawk is a setting with a grand history I can draw from. However what's great about it is in the end it doesn't matter to my specific game. It's a place that's known and includes names and things my players will recognize. However at the same time I can customize it and make it my own and most of the time my players are none the wiser (because they only have very surface level knowledge).
Day 22 - "Notable non-player character"
One of my favorite NPC's I've used in the past decade or so is Gadof Blinksy, from Curse of Strahd. He's a toymaker with a monkey that players can encounter. He was just a fun character, even though when the party meets him he's fallen into despair. When I ran the adventure the party bard (who was essentially a stand up comedian) bought a Strahd marionette from him that he animated during the final confrontation with Strahd.Day 23 - "Peerless player"
I honestly don't want to talk about just one peerless player, because I have gamed with some amazing folks. Instead I will list some of the traits on a peerless players. These players show up on time and stay engaged. They get their time in the spotlight, but not to the expense of other players. The bring excitement to the games they play in.
Day 24 - "Acclaimed advice"
I get the alliteration, but "acclaimed advice" sounds corny af. I'm going to go share some advice I heard somewhere at some point, but has stuck with me.
"Just roll with it."
Don't get bogged down in games. If you aren't sure what the rules say at a certain point, just keep the gaming going and don't worry about the minutia.
Thursday, September 14, 2023
Playing the Bagman?
Consider this a follow up to last week's Bagman post. In this video DM and D&D video director Todd Kenreck discusses how you can actually play a character like the Bagman, using Van Richten's Guide to Ravenloft.
Friday, September 8, 2023
Beware The Bagman!
Originally introduced in Van Richten's Guide to Ravenloft, the Bagman is an urban legend in the Domains of Dread. It is an example of how to reskin a classic monster (in this case a troll) and turn it into a unique horrific one. Dungeon Dad, has a great breakdown of the character.
Saturday, October 29, 2022
Strahd Loves, Man Kills Issue 9
And with this review I'm caught up on all issues of Strahd Loves, Man Kills by Dolorous Exhumation Press. Once again, I love this zine and you should be reading it.
Lurid Locations greatly expands on Keening, as presented in Van Richeten's Guide to Ravenloft. The feature also details the grisly Crouch & Treacle's Pie Shop. There's some obvious Sweeney Todd influence, though it's a demonic pact that fuels the murder and pies. There's also a great reference in the fact that the killers are the Butch and Baker and they made a deal with the Candlestick Maker.
My progressive Millennial self loves the new background presented in Baleful Backgrounds. The revolutionary seeks to overthrow those in power.
Friday, October 28, 2022
Strahd Loves, Man Kills Issue 8
Thursday, October 27, 2022
Strahd Loves, Man Kills Issue 7
Wednesday, October 19, 2022
Strahd Loves, Man Kills Issue 6
I'm behind on my reviews of Strahd Loves, Man Kills by Dolorous Exhumation Press.
Tuesday, June 14, 2022
The Vecna Dossier
I know other's have posted about it, but I wanted to remind everyone that you just have a few days left to claim The Vecna Dossier on D&D Beyond. This will give you stats and background for the archlich. Grab it here until June 16th.
Also check out my post to learn about the Penis of Vecna...
Strahd Loves, Man Kills Issue 5
Sunday, May 29, 2022
Vecna 101
Recently Tim posted a humorous video about the Head of Vecna in a Facebook group he created. I thought it would be fun to share it, another Chris Perkins Vecna video for folks not familiar with Vecna, and finally a really messed up idea I had based on the Head of Vecna story.
Vecna 101
Tuesday, May 17, 2022
Nightworld Kickstarter and Review
The system neutral and SURVIVE THIS versions are 56 pages and the 5e is 68 (because 5e stat blocks take up more space). This time, Josh Palmer, the other half of Bloat Games took care of the writing this time around and all artwork is done by the talented Phil Stone. While the cover is in color, the interiors are black and white. The premise of the book is that Barnabus, the Lord of Vampires, has gathered monsters and allies and created the Conclave of the Apocalypse. What does this group want to do? Well, there is a d10 chart to figure that out. I know Barnabus is a reference to Barnabus Collins from Dark Shadows, but since Dracula is in the public domain, personally I would have stuck with that name. It doesn't take away from the book, and you can call him Dracula in your game if you want. Just saying that's what I would have done. After the introduction of Barnabus and the Conclave of the Apocalypse, there's a quick reference page for all of the enemies in the book. There are 34 different monster entries. Most are generic minions, but there are several unique "boss monsters." The System Neutral and SURVIVE THIS!! versions of Nightworld have descriptions of how to read the stat blocks.
Obviously, Barnabus is the most powerful foe in the book. A really cool (and true to the game) aspect that Josh gave him is that he has two forms. The first vampire lord is more powerful, but just when your players will feel like they've beaten him, he'll come back as a more straight forward and physical fiend. Of the other unique boss monsters are Subranrab (the Alucard analog), Lord of the Bats, Frankie (Frankenstein's Monster), Grim Reaper, Hugh Le Foul (which I assume is Grand Danasty from Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse), Kasmira the Masquerade Queen, Medusa Queen, and the Mummy Twins.
The system neutral version of the book is pretty basic. Instead of hit points, monsters are given Hearts. Their attacks are presented in a manner like this - Melee: Slam, same a a hammer. These stats are generic enough that you can use the book with any system (hence, system neutral). Not much to say, other than the use of Hearts for health is inspired.The SURVIVE THIS!! version is the best option for OSR folks. SURVIVE THIS!! is Bloat Games Palladium Multiverse inspired take on classic D&D. Some of the foes in this book are quite strong (as they should be). For example, Barnabus is one of the most powerful foes I've seen stats for in the system (and I have all of the SURVIVE THIS!! books except SURVIVE THIS!! The Blackest Space). Barnabus and the Conclave of Apocalypse make great foes for pretty much any SURVIVE THIS game. While the boss monsters may be too powerful for the average Dark Places & Demogorgons group, the minions make great monsters to take on your 80's kids. The villains use in We Die Young and What Shadows Hide are pretty obvious. The same could be said for SURVIVE THIS!! Fantasy. If you've ever wanted your Vigilante City heroes to clash with the Lord of Vampires, this zine is a must have. Once again, for any of the SURVIVE THIS games, I'd definitely turn Barnabus into Count Dracula.
The thickest of the zines if the 5e version. If you are curious about challenge ratings, Barnabus and his son are Challenge 15, though because Barnabus has two forms, that's misleading. His first form is 15, his second is 9. This seriously makes him a perfect solo monster. Also, his stats aren't just a rehash of other published vampire stats, which I appreciate. He even differs from classic vampire lords, like Strahd von Zarovich. Barnabus fits perfectly into pretty much any classic 5e campaign. The most obvious choice is to include in him a Ravenloft game. That being said, he and his minions really could be plugged into just about any campaign. Final note about the 5e version, I think this is the one version that I don't mind the main villain being named something other than Dracula.
I don't have a pdf of the item and weapon book, but based on the list of things included, it should be cool. I mean, seriously, it has stats for "blessed pork chop." I'm sold. The book will contain system neutral, 5e, and SURVIVE THIS!! stats.
If you can't tell, I'm really excited for this project. Castlevania is one of my favorite franchises (even if I'm not the best at it) and this feels like it has more universal appeal than Bloat Games previous video game projects (though I'm not bashing them, because they rock). I highly recommend backing this project.
Tuesday, April 5, 2022
Strahd Loves, Man Kills Issue 4
Monday, January 10, 2022
Strahd Loves, Man Kills Issue 3
Dolorous Exhumation Press has released a third issue for their Ravenloft fanzine, Strahd Loves, Man Kills. Most of the features from issue 1 and issue 2 return.
Cryptic Alliances discusses three factions. The Barbarez Legion are a mercenary band of gnolls that slaughter for in the honor of their demon lord, Yeenoghu. The Crucifuge are orders that seek to combine traditional necromancy demonic forces, and other magic to create new types of undead to prowl the realms.
Tuesday, November 23, 2021
Strahd Loves, Man Kills Issue 2
Thursday, November 11, 2021
Going to the Chapel…
Friday, September 24, 2021
Strahd Loves, Man Kills Issue 1
Thursday, September 16, 2021
Join the Midnight Hunt
I’ve talked about my love the Magic the Gathering’s plane known as Innistrad. It’s full of gothic horror and is very Ravenloft-esque. You can use Planeshift: Innistrad to take your 5e game to the realm. The prerelease for the next MTG set Innistrad: Midnight Hunt is tomorrow. The cinematic trailer for it came out today and I wanted to share it.
Monday, July 12, 2021
The Camp Clearwater Massacre
Tuesday, February 23, 2021
Van Richten’s Guide to Ravenloft
I am “D&D Beyond” ready for this book.
You can read about the book here.
Update:
I just saw the variant cover and had to add it.