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Dafuq is an e-note.
A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.
Go fork yourself.
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sleepWrite it
cut it
paste it
save it
load it
check it
quick, rewrite it
Plug it
play it
burn it
rip it
drag it
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zip
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whip it good
break yo mommas back
Bop it
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GitHub likes girls but she knows I’d commit it
Wouldn’t that be a rusty trombone?
Will Riker enters the chat.
Could be a trusty rump bone
Not without an e-note
I’m not here to shame kinks but holy hell bro.
Wow, finally doxxed yourself as The Blue Raja
Let fox news explain shirtballs.
An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.
Thanks, dad
A little less formal than an e-mails.
It’s part of the new Business Douche language word salad.
Didthey stutta?
When you’re on the information superhighway, in cyberspace, sometimes you want to send someone some information (datums). Sometimes an electronic mail is too formal or cumbersome for that, so you instead send them digital text messages, basically cybernetic telegrams, called e-notes.
This comment has too many high syllable words in it. Could you please condense this down into an e-note?
e-note be like
telegrammemorandummemo but not on paper, oncomputermagic blinky box.
It’s like intraoffice e-mail.
reposotory
poll roquest
suppository
Thanks AWESOMEO
firk repo
fark ripo
Suppository is the opposite of a pull request.
That’s a push response.
Pollo Request. What Walter White was always getting on his phone.
Ah, yes, the supergrown chicken… Pollos Hormonos.
A reposotory is a suppository you can share with others when asked with an e-note.
Supposotory*
It’s the thing you insert inside your butt to feel better.
Repsuppository.
Shove this code back up your arse.
Pronounced REE-poe-SOH-tuh-ree
When i was around 12 years old i thought it was “respiratory”
Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don’t know if I would do much better.
Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).
Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.
Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.
I think I even got the word count down.
Repository: your code.
Fork: my code.
Pull request: u want my code?
in a *branch?
What do trees have to do with computers?
Why even bother explaining those terms if you only have that much screen space.
I haven’t seen the news release, but I would hope they are explaining those terms because they are going to have someone on to talk about github and they were planning on using said terms
You’d probably spell words correctly though, right?
Given historical evidence of my writing that is not a sure thing.
Repository: a collection of related computer code, like related files in a filing cabinet
Fork: a copy of a repository at a certain point in time, like a fork in the road, they diverge from that point
Pull request: a request that a repository owner incorporate your changes into their files.
Fox News viewers would need the concept of “sharing” explained to them first.
Sharing is a type of communism, of course.
Get that damn code Communism out of my country! No more Forking or Cloning! No more importing libraries either! We’re going to build a big beautiful firewall and export all the unsigned binaries. Make Assembly Great Again! And no terminating projects because apps begin at compilation.
Don’t tell them breathing is communism then
We’re all sharing the same communal air? Tragedy of the commons. Someone must privatise it immediately!
That’s why Elmu wants to go to Mars.
What you do with your thoughts and prayers when another dozen children are massacred. BY RIFLES. WHILE THEY WERE UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION. AT A SCHOOL.
I’m surprised they didn’t sneak in a swipe about open source being a socialist conspiracy to undermine American ingenuity.
This physically hurts me.
“forked” when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.
“CI” - “Come In” which is what your boss says when they ask for a meeting after you thought it was fine for that one line change to skip CI and it broke something
What the hell? If they just asked ChatGPT it would have been much better:
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Repository: A folder of project files on the internet.
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Fork: Your own copy of that folder to make changes.
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Pull Request: A way to ask, “Can my changes go back into the original folder?”
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Oh yeah, I overlooked that detail.
Spell-check did though.
The Fox News intern probably didn’t need a ton of water and the energy of a small country just to be trained, though.
Human needs more water and less energy, yes.
Get desalination plants and a closed loop manufacturing process and all you need to care about is energy.
Isn’t facebook trying to buy a nuclear power plant?
They might even be trying to get an enrichment plant while they are at it, who knows?
*reposortory(sic)
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“reposotory”
Good news! It’s a suppository.
sopposotory
Sopposotoro
Soppozuuuuuuuuuu !!!
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The suppository of all knowledge
And people say LLMs will degrade our collective knowledge lol
they both will
I’m convinced that’s ment to get people riled up.
Either that or they’re doing the same amount of research they normally do. It’s hard to tell.
But then why use
Term: explanation
and directly below that
“Term”-- explanation
Oh my gods I didn’t even notice that until you pointed it out. It’s so upsetting.
For the same reason the whole title is in quotes: American literacy is very poor.
If it’s too correct Americans can’t read it.
And directly between those: “Term”–explanation (no space after “–”)
I think
--explanationis the command line switch to output a brief summary of a git command.
From Fox News? Couldn’t be.
It’s 10pm, do you know where your Secrets are?
It doesn’t matter. None of faux news viewers can read.
*repository, jeniuses
Fact-checking is one thing, but they didn’t even spell-check.
I’m almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn’t give a shit really.
Well, – you see – a colon can never follow quotation marks, in traditional typography: only ever two hyphens~
I’m sure they could have afforded an em dash.
If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can’t believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.
Its a bit charitable to call fox news journalists.