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Wednesday, August 21, 2024

Comes Now The Tone Police

 

Sitting on the couch, watching the Democratic National Convention, my wife and I pondered the question, "How long until the Tone Police show up?"  Because it's never a question of "If".  Always "How long" and "How many" and "What venue", but never "If".

You know the Tone Police, right?

3...2...1...

The tone police
They live on cable teevee
The tone police
They're paid to shush and decree...

As it turned out, The Boston Globe was first out of the gate:

Democrats try to highlight joy at their convention, but some can’t hide their contempt for Trump

By Jim Puzzanghera Globe Staff

Which makes me wonder, is "Jim Puzzanghera" Michael Smerconish's burner name?

Back to the Globe:

CHICAGO — Vice President Kamala Harris and the Democrats say they are running a campaign of joy, one that her running mate, Tim Walz, has declared is “not about mocking ... not about name-callings.”

But when it comes to former president Donald Trump, some of the speakers at this week’s Democratic National Convention apparently did not get the memo. Instead, at times they’ve let their unbridled contempt for Trump shade some of their rhetorical sunshine, and those flares of harsh tones threaten to undercut the positive tone the party has projected since Harris became the nominee.

The Republican presidential nominee has been described from the stage as, among other things, “a career criminal,” “two-bit union-buster,” “one petty selfish man,” “a fraud, a philanderer, and a felon,” and “a five-time, draft-dodging coward.”...

Wait for the punchline.

Wait for it...

And while harsh in tone, the underpinnings of many of the Democratic convention attacks on Trump have been truthful, such as calling him a felon after he was convicted in May of 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in his New York hush-money trial.

Democrats nonetheless have taken those factual points and spun them further into insults this week.

The tone police
They're coming to denounce me
Oh no...



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Thursday, July 13, 2023

The Tone Police Never Sleep

When you're America's most venerable* journal of White Supremacy (h/t Brother Charlie Pierce) and you're once again caught flat-footed on the wrong side of history, there's only one thing to do.  

Call the Tone Police!

From Jonah Goldberg, David French and Ann Coulter to Dinesh D'Souza,  Noah Rothman and Kathryn Jean Lopez, the National Review has been the whelping box for more poisonous ideas and noxious media creatures that were then portaged over into the mainstream media than any other single Patient Zero of the Conservative mind virus.  

By all rights, they should have been put out of business long ago, forced to pay off their creditors like some weirdo pillow guy: by auctioning off their fax machines, Rich Lowry's Palin-era, jizz-stained bow tie collection and  Kathryn Jean Lopez's reliquary of dubious Catholic artifacts.

But of course, as elite, front-of-the-line Wingnut Welfare Queen, the National Review doesn't have to worry about such grubby, proletarian concerns.  From Wikipedia:

As with most political opinion magazines in the United States, National Review carries little corporate advertising. The magazine stays afloat from subscription fees, donations, and black-tie fundraisers around the country. The magazine also sponsors cruises featuring National Review editors and contributors as lecturers.

[William] Buckley said in 2005 that the magazine had lost about $25,000,000 over 50 years.

Let me state for the record that, as an extremely cost-effective Liberal blogger and podcaster, I'd be willing to lose half that amount, twice as fast...for America!


I Am The Liberal Media



And FYI, this is how you use venerable* in a sentence, Marj.

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Tone Cop! -- Special White House Episode

Rather that writing my 700th or so (no kidding) Sunday Morning Comin' Down column detailing the weekly crimes committed against journalism and democracy by the Sunday Shows, today let us speak for a minute or two about why you and I and everyone we know already knew what this weekend's Sunday offerings would be and why.  Because the Sunday Shows are nothing but  a flatboat that sails down the wide, polluted river of American political punditry every week, always bearing its load of hackneyed opinions with the current and never against it.

So, if during the preceding week you had been monitoring the strength and direction of that wide, toxic sludgeflow, you would have known that the American political punditocracy was not troubled by the now-out-and-proud racism of the GOP or the fanatical obstructionism of the GOP or the fact that the GOP has turned their base into Freedumb's own plague rats in order to extend the pandemic and kneecap the Biden administration or the GOP's ongoing, coordinated, nationwide campaign to finally rid themselves American democracy once and for all.

None of that fazed them, because they don't live in the same country that you and I do.  They are Plato's Stepchildren -- powerful beings whose power comes from the lovely walled garden in which they all live and where they speak only to one another:

And thanks to the power that walled garden grants and the protection it provides they can safely revert to the full-on "Why is Obama being so divisive?" and "Why won't Obama lead?" mode on which they coasted for eight, lazy years.  

But of course, now it's Biden who is failing because he refuses to use the magic Green Lantern powers which all Democratic president secretly possess but refuse to use 

And right down the line, the same old goof sang the same old song.

Peggy Noonan:

Biden’s Georgia Speech Is a Break Point

He thought he was merely appealing to his base. He might have united the rest of the country against him.  

David Brooks approving of Pegger's tirade:

Then Brooks advances the Beltway pundit party line using one of the many, many platforms where he is a revered Elder Pundit:

Then there was Mona Charen's podcast:

A.B. Stoddard and Ben Parker join the group to discuss Biden's kamikaze voting rights push and Putin's threats to Ukraine.

And Charlie Sykes and David French:

Here we find noted Twitter Quitter and NYT bridge troll Bret Stephens opining in the The New York Times' long-overdue-for-the-scrap-heap "Conversations" column.  In this weekly feature, Times' senior Beltway Conservative hack tosses out Beltway Conservative talking points, and Gail Collins waves her hand coquettishly and titters "Oh, g'wan you".

Bret: It’s another depressing sign of Team Biden’s political incompetence. How did they think it was a good idea for the president to go to Georgia to give his blistering speech on voting rights without first checking with Kyrsten Sinema that she’d be willing to modify the filibuster in order to have a chance of passing the bill? And then there was the speech itself, which struck me as … misjudged. Your thoughts?
...

Bret: I meant Biden’s suggestion that anyone who disagreed with him was on the side of Jefferson Davis, George Wallace and Bull Connor. The increasingly casual habit of calling people racist when they disagree with a policy position is the stuff I’ve come to expect from Twitter, not a president who bills himself as a unifier. And again, it’s political malpractice, at least if the aim is to do more than just sound off to impress the progressive base.
...

Gail: Well we are in total agreement about the Electoral Count Act of 1887. Back to Kyrsten Sinema for a minute — nothing is going to induce her to do anything that would threaten the filibuster, also known as the Rule That Makes Senator Sinema Marginally Relevant.

Bret: You won’t be surprised to learn that I like the newest Arizona maverick more and more...

No surprise that Chuck Todd lined right up to speak the holy words (via Brother Charlie Pierce):

Confronted by the monster’s indulging in its rage, which it builds within itself by repeatedly declaring itself unloved, much of the elite political press hides behind politesse for which the monster has no respect anyway. Chuck Todd tweeted out a lament that the president hasn’t been able to cobble together a coalition with Republicans to pass voting-rights legislation, instead of noting that voting rights have no constituency within the Republican Party anymore. The monster has devoured it.

One of the punditocracy's more unflushable turds of nepotistic smarm -- Matthew Continetti -- was apparently been paroled from Trump-supporter jail long enough to bob to the surface of Chuck Todd's Meet the Press Panel and smirk some advice about how Joe Biden needs to get much more Centristy hurryupquick, while Andre Mitchell cried bitter tears over Joe Biden using impolite language to describe the behavior of Republican monsters. 

And speaking of Meet the Press ... 

... just last night I happened to catch David Gregory's Ghost of Meet the Press Past act  on CNN where he demonstrated that he can still shake his huge, simian noggin and tsk-tsk Democrats for their "divisive" tone just as well as he could back in his glory days (h/t Crooks & Liars):

ERIN BURNETT:  So let me ask you one other point because you know the majority whip James Clyburn today said there are more than two Democratic senators who would oppose changing the filibuster. The others oppose it but haven't been -- had to take the heat for it.  And then, but the two that oppose it, it's Manchin and Sinema and the one who takes the heat for it and the anger and the ire and the personal diatribes is Sinema. Why do you think that is?

DAVID GREGORY: I don't know. I mean, you know, misogyny, for one. She is a woman. Sexism. But I think there is -- I mean, I think any Democrat who is getting in the way of this is -- is focusing -- men and women -- are getting the ire of progressive Democrats. I don't think that they were -- were prepared for the fact, um, that, you know, they just didn't have the momentum behind this to bring this forward. Look. I think the -- first of all, I thought the president overdid this speech. It was way overcooked. Basically, saying you are either for this or you are a racist, which I don't think was a bridge-building effort. I think the President and the White House made a decision. They knew they didn't have the votes, they were going to go for the argument, whip up the base and I think that's what they felt they could do at this point but the reality is Democrats are taking a hard look at this. There is not enough support to do it.

Because this isn't a bridge-building exercise you log.

Because as I wrote in September of 2016, right now we're marching towards the Edmund Pettus Bridge.

And since you cannot, cannot, cannot be on both sides of that conflict, this was a demand that each member of the senate look history and their constituents in the eye and declare which side of that bridge they are on:




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