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Tuesday, December 13, 2016

The Most Dangerous People In America


One of the leitmotifs of my little blog at the edge of respectability is the subject of memory. Specifically, how the modern Republican Party would simply cease to exist without a massive, ongoing and lavishly well-funded campaign of warping and mutilating the memories of the Pig People.

As every professional sporting lady has known since the beginning of time, success in that oldest of professions depends on figuring out what your client wants to hear and then pouring it on.  The weakling wants to hear what a stud he is and the dolt wants to believe he's brilliant.


And Trumpkins, being a horde of cowards, imbeciles and bigots, are willing to pay any price to hear someone pretty or smart-looking say that they are brave, brilliant patriots.  In fact, they'll hand the country over to monsters over and over again as long as those monsters promise to keep their heroic delusions comfortably upholstered.

But there's a catch: when you make prattling delusion your master, you make memory your the enemy.  And whether it's David Brooks selling smooth, top-shelf Both Siderism to Upper East Side plutocrat shut-ins, or Hate Radio schlock merchants slinging Birtherism and Benghaaazi alley juice to the meatheads of Sisterfuck, Arkansas, the game remains the same:  keep up the fantasy at all costs and make unremitting war on anyone or anything that threatens to monkey-wrench the scam.

Which is why, for the whole wingnut syndicate, the past itself has become the boogie-man; the terrible beast that lives under their bed.  It's why there is a Beltway Iron Rule of David Brooks in the first place, and why all of them -- from Brooks and Limbaugh to Jeff Zucker and Roger Ailes -- really hate Liberals.

Because we go around all day remembering shit!  And saying it out loud!  Willfully and with premeditation!

Almost ten years years ago when I wrote of the Right's mental affliction as the "...inability to form any new political memories after 1997" I wasn't kidding.

And seven years ago when I borrowed from 2 Maccabees to explain that the Right had become a lunatic machine designed to blot out it's own past by sheer force of rage and decibels, I wasn't kidding, nor was I kidding when I said that "where yesterday has been exiled, memory is rebellion". Because by my back-of-the-envelope estimation, the process of Conservative self-delusion had become self-sustaining right around 2005.  Back when the wheels really started to come off the Bush Administration and both the lapdog Beltway Media and the base of the Republican party were so desperate to duck out on righteous judgement of history that they would seize on any fairy tale no matter how patently ludicrous if it could be used to cast blame away from themselves.

The Beltway media hurriedly erected the High and Holy Church of Both Siderism -- a Safe Space in which everyone agrees that everyone is always equally to blame for everything, and so no one (and certainly not them) is ever specifically to blame for anything.

The Right flung itself into the arms of Freedom Works, Dick Armey and their Fabulous, Tea-Baggulous Bush-Off Machine which magically zapped their entire inconvenient Bush Administration record out of existence leaving them free and unencumbered to get on with the important business of hating Barack Obama for shit they were making up out of whole cloth every day.

And once you take that Faustian bargain, it doesn’t matter how fine your suit is or how surgically superior your tits may be; you’re just another grifter, straining a different grade of ethical sludge for krill and helping to drown your own country in a vast conspiracy of forgetting.  And that road only leads down and down and down...

...which brings us to Fox News lunatic Judge Jeanine Pirro and the Blue Gal challenge (h/t Crooks & Liars.)

You see, in order to sell the legitimacy of Il Douche and his entourage of madmen, Russian dupes and plutocrats, it has now become necessary for the American Fascist Party to pivot 180 degrees, completely unremember the last eight years, and roll out a new and wholly false narrative about the Obama Administration.  And that project begins with Fox News meatbags like Pirro announcing to the Pig People what the New Party Line is damn well gonna be.

And Blue Gal double double dog dares you to make it past the first minute of this video without shutting it off in disgust.


Here is a bit of the transcript:
We have a new president elect…. His name is Donald J Trump. So move over Barack. Move over Hillary, Harry, Jill and all you namby-pamby pathetic losers still crying in your grande double shot skinny lattes...

There was a time in this country when we united behind the flag in celebration of America's new president, our new leader. We all did so in 2008 when Barack Obama was elected.

We had high hopes for a united country, irrespective of our politics.

And it’s time for the left, assuming they are capable, to show the same dignity and class to the 45th president-elect.
Operation Memory Hole is indeed now in full effect as Fox News once again finds itself at war with Eastasia because Fox News has always been at war with Eastasia.

That whole Caucus Room Conspiracy thing?  It never happened.


Neither did Potato Day...or any of the other unhinged wingnut freakouts captured in this vintage Daily Show montage from the first 10 week of the Obama Administration.


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Nothing is a more terrifying threat to a political and media regime built on the shifting sands of ever-more-ridiculous lies than the simple act of remembering the past as it really happened and speaking that truth out loud.  

Which at the moment makes freaks like you and me the most dangerous people in America.

Friday, August 05, 2016

Tea Party II: Dyspeptic Boogaloo


DICK ARMEY (V.O.)
Bartonville.  Shit.  I'm still only in Bartonville.
Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back at FreedomWorks.
I'm here four years now... waiting for a mission... getting softer...
And all the Children
Are insane...

Having learned from the Great Tea Party Hoax of 2009 that the Beltway media will let Conservatives get away with literally anything as long as they get to go along for the ride and take a cut of the spoils, what you are witnessing right now is a vast and poorly orchestrated effort at splunging the hell out of Don the Con by the blame-the-man-not-the-movement and the support-but-not-endorse-through-clenched-teeth-and-clucking-tongues coalitions.

And because we have all been to this shitty movie more than once, I can confidently predict the following.

That right around the time Sidney Blumenthal, Jeremiah Wright and the ghost of Saul Ailinky are gathered around the Yule log this winter helping Hillary Clinton put the finishing touches on Barack Obama's Third Inaugural Address...

...Newt Gingrich and Paul Ryan and Frank Luntz and whatever beast-that-walks-like-a-man Rupert Murdoch gets to run his American media properties will be reconvening the Caucus Room Conspiracy to game out how best to sabotage the incoming Clinton Administration, disavow Trump as a Fake Conservative and re-re-re-re-brand their same old wretched hive of Republican scum and villainy as something fresh and grass-roots-y.

Try our New and Improved Conservatism: It's Toasted!



Before then, the best hope for the republic is for every one of these people (and media parasites who enable them) to be metaphorically stripped bare and driven into the sea while their grip on power is still weak and uncertain.

So get on that.

And before you rebuke me for violating the First Jinxing Rule of Electoral Politics, rest assured that just after I wrote "the incoming Clinton Administration" I went outside, turned around three times and spit and cursed.

Because at this stage only a great fool would risk tempting the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing.


Monday, April 25, 2016

The Vast Conspiracy of Forgetting, Ctd.

Lethe Beach


It is a slippery business, this writing about media and politics.  So tricky that professional Beltway editorial writers often completely ignore the most salient features of American politics in order to pen high-minded think-pieces about something they consider to be of The Highest Importance.

Take for example, consider this column from the Editorial Board the Washington Post which aims to grab its readers by their razor-shard lapels and shake them good and hard so that they awaken to the Imminent Danger which Donald Trump poses to the D.C. establishment which the Washington Post serves,  Notice how, in order to drive home its Very Important Point, the WaPo Editorial Board is forced to ignore the single most important feature of Modern Conservatism.

See if you can guess what they missed?
The Post's View

Softening on Trump? Remember this.

DO YOU remember when Donald Trump crudely mocked the disability of a New York Times reporter, and then lied about having done so?

No? That’s just as the Republican candidate might hope. Now that he is nearing the Republican nomination, he says he will become more “presidential.” After winning the New York primary, he referred to “Senator Cruz” instead of “Lyin’ Ted.” You can expect multitudes of office-seekers and sycophants to follow Chris Christie’s craven path to believing, or pretending to believe, in a presidential Trump.

So it is important to remember.

Remember that Mr. Trump said that Mexicans...

Remember that Mr. Trump falsely claimed that thousands of American Muslims...

Remember that Mr. Trump insulted....

Remember that Mr. Trump lashed out..

Remember how Mr. Trump threatened...

Remember that Mr. Trump threatened and disparaged...

Remember that Mr. Trump vowed to ban...

Remember that Mr. Trump promised to round up...

Remember that he cited “Operation Wetback”...

Remember that Mr. Trump, unlike virtually every scientist in the world...
It goes on like that at great length, and concludes...
“Winning is the antidote to a lot of things,” Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus said a earlier this year. As Mr. Trump marches toward 1,237 delegates, others will emulate that amoral embrace.

So remember. Winning is not an antidote to bigotry, violence, ignorance, insults and lies.
No, winnning is not an antidote to Conservative bigotry, violence, ignorance, insults and lies, but it is one hell of an effective anesthetic.  Also whining works really well too.

And while I appreciate the WaPo assembling its anti-Trump theses Martin Luther-style and nailing them to the internet's cathedral door,  I must fault them harshly for conspicuously failing to report the real story here.  The real story is that Conservatives Do Not Give A Single Tiny Shit About The Past.

Period.  Full stop.

In fact, as I have documented ad nauseum over the last +11 years, Strategic Forgettery -- the massive, ongoing Conservative campaign of historical revisionism --  is not a bug in our political process. From David Brooks to Rush Limbaugh, lying about the past is Conservatism's most critical feature. Without the aid of constant stream of real-time bullshit about their own immediate past, Hate Radio and Fox News would be out of business in a week, and the Republican Party would vanish from the face the Earth,  

In 2009, with the aid of a mountain of Koch Brothers money, wall-to-wall marketing on Fax and Hate Radio and a compliant Beltway media, the Right was able to make the entire Bush Administration and the suddenly-inconvenient political affiliations on millions and millions of life-long Republicans just... fucking...vanish.  One minute, they were the loyal meathead Republicans base who took Fox News as gospel and had loudly cheered on every GOP travesty from the Clinton impeachment farce to the war in Iraq...

...and the next minute they were political virgins again.  Just plain, good, honest, god-fearin' Independent Constitutional Conservative Murrican folks who had never had any interest in politics and had never even heard of George W. Bush.  

The real story is that he GOP has spent 30 years building a mighty media and electoral machine that depends entirely on its capacity to constantly reprogram the memory of its millions of rank-and-file members to conform to the needs of Conservative ideologues and power brokers on any given day,  

And the notion that this machine is going to suddenly stop tweaking the memories of its base and begin exhorting them to spontaneously embrace the act of honestly remembering a whole lot of brutally uncomfortable and embarrassing truths is as ludicrous as tossing a carp out of an airplane and exhorting it to spontaneously learn how to breathe and fly as it plummets to the ground below.  

Monday, May 25, 2015

Memorial Day Flash Back: 10 Years Ago



Remember how Republicans celebrated the Memorial Day weekend a decade ago by lining up behind George W. Bush's attempt to use the "political capital" he had collected in the 2004 election as kindling to set fire to the Social Security system?

From the late Steven Gilliard:

The Social Security doom train


Backers of Bush Plan Cite Public Awareness of System's Woes

By Jonathan Weisman
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, May 30, 2005; Page A04

President Bush's congressional allies on Social Security are limping into the week-long Memorial Day recess, battered by public opinion polls yet hopeful that a rising awareness of Social Security's long-run financing problems will propel a legislative solution.
But with just 49 legislative days left before Congress's planned adjournment, the odds are still against Bush securing the centerpiece of his domestic agenda, Republican lawmakers concede.

"I don't know if we can get it done this year," said Rep. E. Clay Shaw Jr. (R-Fla.), a member of the Ways and Means Committee. "I don't think you could get a third of the Congress to vote for any one plan at this point."

"They've made slight progress," said Rep. Michael N. Castle (R-Del.), a moderate, "maybe 'slight' being the key word."

Social Security was supposed to be the focal point of the Bush domestic agenda this year, but passage of a plan to secure its long-term financing and add private investment accounts has grown more complicated in recent weeks as Republicans appear increasingly willing to challenge the White House on issues including expanded stem cell research and the reimportation of prescription drugs.

White House spokesman Trent Duffy said Washington is exactly where Bush strategists thought it would be right now on Social Security, with a rising awareness of the system's problems and Congress entering a summertime legislative push.
Duffy pointed to poll numbers showing an increasing percentage of the population identifying Social Security's finances as a growing problem. But those same polls show the public strongly against Bush's proposals and highly critical of his handling of the issue. If anything, public opposition appears to be hardening. The senior lobby AARP has gained nearly 400,000 members -- 20 percent more than it expected -- since the beginning of the year, when it launched its campaign to sink the Bush plan, said AARP spokeswoman Christine M. Donohoo.

When Congress returns next Monday, the fate of Social Security restructuring will be in the hands of the House Ways and Means Committee and the Senate Finance Committee, not the White House. Moderate Republicans are convinced that Ways and Means Chairman Bill Thomas (R-Calif.) will stitch together a large package of savings incentives, private pension changes and tax breaks for long-term health care that will be popular enough to win majority support for more controversial benefit cuts that will secure Social Security's financial future. If necessary, they say, Thomas will jettison the central plank of Bush's plan, private investment accounts financed out of the existing payroll tax.

Thomas's package could put intolerable pressure on Democrats to break with their leadership and come to the negotiating table, said Rep. Mark Foley (R-Fla.), another committee member. Already, Teamsters President James P. Hoffa has suggested that organized labor should not stand in the way of dialogue on Social Security changes, and two Democrats -- Reps. Robert Wexler (Fla.) and James P. Moran Jr. (Va.) -- unveiled their own Social Security plan last month. "I just want to issue a clarion call to Democrats: Get ready, because Bill Thomas will ultimately deliver a product that most mainstreamers in the U.S.A. will find compelling," Foley said.
Why? There is no deal Bush can accept which will past muster with the Dems. Notice the contradiction: public opposition is hardening, while the Dems will face "intolerable" pressure to break with their leadership.

Really? Where is this pressure going to come from? I mean, I wouldn't take Mark Foley all that seriously. He still denies having a boyfriend.

They are planning to cut benefits.This is going to scare old people shitless. Why would the Dems feel the need to go along with a benefits cut? Moran and Wexler got their wrists slapped and ignored. The GOP has no good way to sell benefit cuts.

Here's the deal: Bill Thomas is going to propose cutting social security benefits. Once that becomes the issue, the GOP should plan on losing the House. Because once you dump private investment, you just have benefit cuts. Who the hell is going to support benefit cuts? You can gussie it up any way you choose, but it's a benefits cut.

The best thing in the world is to be able to ride this issue into the 2006 election cycle. Because even in red diistricts, you will be able to elect people to save social security. Instead of realizing this is a failed plan, they want to ride it to defeat. I say spur them on.
And why exactly did we hafta get rid of Social Security immediately?

Because after just four years in the hands of the Bush Crime Family, the budget surpluses which Bill Clinton had left behind had been magically transformed into deficits as far as the eye could see.

Which is weird, because as those of us who still cling to the increasingly fugitive notion that the past is something to be engaged as grouchy mentor (and not poisoned and buried in an unmarked grave) remember,  just four years before President George W. Bush tried to justify bulldozing Social Security because of those terrible deficits...

...America's Godfather of Humility had written very clearly and vividly that Social Security going to be just fine, that deficits would never return, and that people who said otherwise were brainless, self-destructive idiots and demagogues.

From David Brooks in 2001 -- before he jettisoned the "Liberals are to Blame" Big Lie for the "Both Sides are to Blame" Big Lie -- on those Stupid Liberals, who cooked up some crazy "brainless, self-destructive" fantasy that Bush Administration policies were about to wipe out the Clinton surplus, run up a gargantuan deficit and put Social Security under the gun (emphasis added):
The New Stupid Party

LONG AGO, the Republican party was nicknamed the Stupid Party, and at times Republicans have done their best to live up to the label. But after the past week, it is perhaps time to acknowledge that when it comes to brainless, self-destructive behavior, the Democratic party has achieved a level of excellence that will be unsurpassed in our lifetime.

Last week the Congressional Budget Office came out with a budget forecast. The report immediately got submerged in a chatterstorm about whether Congress or the White House would dip into something called the Social Security trust fund, but the essential facts are these: The CBO economists estimated that the federal government will run a surplus of about $150 billion in 2001. That’s a lower surplus than the CBO estimated a few months ago, before the economic slowdown, the Bush tax cut, and the recent congressional spending splurge. But even in these adverse circumstances, the surplus is still projected to grow to about $200 billion a year in 2004 and close to $300 billion a year by 2006.

The Democratic party proceeded to work itself up into a collective aneurysm. Dick Gephardt—who, when given the chance to play the demagogue, never goes halfway—said that the United States now faces "an alarming fiscal crisis." Democratic national chairman Terry McAuliffe said on Face the Nation that it had taken Bill Clinton eight years to build up the surplus, but Bush was able to "blow it in eight months." Other Democrats rose up en masse to declare that the Bush administration was going to bankrupt Social Security/the federal government/western civilization because the administration was going to have to "raid the Social Security trust fund."
And here is Mr. Brooks showing off his brilliant command of post-causality economics (March 2001):
Yes, There Is a New Economy

Thanks to once-in-a lifetime productivity gains, Bush's plans are easily affordable
MAR 19, 2001

...
This year's tax and budget debate really comes down to one essential question: Is the money going to be there? The Congressional Budget Office projects surpluses of about $ 5.6 trillion over the next 10 years. The Republicans insist that those projections are conservative, so the government can afford to return $ 1.6 trillion to the taxpayers and still have money left over for Social Security, Medicare, and an $ 800 billion contingency fund. The Democrats cry that projections are notoriously inaccurate, that the tax cuts will blow a hole in the budget, and that the Bush administration's risky scheme (which sailed through the House last week) would cast us back into the days of piling debt.
...
...even if today's productivity improvements are only on the scale of, say, the improvements our economy saw after World War II, we may be in for a long and sunny ride. There is a rough historical pattern here. A new technology is invented. It takes a long time before people figure out how to use it. The electric motor was invented in the 1880s, but it didn't transform factories until the 1920s, economist Paul David has noted. Once the technology is fully deployed, however, there are decades of positive results. Daniel Sichel of the Federal Reserve points to previous technology-driven surges that lasted 10 and 25 years. That suggests we may still be near the beginning of this particular period of bounty.

If we are, an occasional period of slower growth or even a recession may occur, but the U.S. economy is fundamentally strong, and both laymen and legislators have good reasons to believe it will remain strong for many years. Industrial productivity is surging. Americans are not only the hardest working people on earth (the average American works about 10 weeks a year more than the average European) but also the most productive workers -- by far. If you measure value added per hour worked, Americans do about 20 percent better than Germans and the French, and 40 percent better than the Japanese.

In other words, if you wade through the economic literature, it's hard not to agree with the Cleveland Fed's Jerry Jordan: We are living at a once-in-a-generation moment of economic opportunity. As productivity grows, the economy will grow. As the economy grows, revenues will grow, maybe beyond what the CBO projects. The real question about the Bush tax cuts, then, is not, Can we afford them? The real question is, Why are they so small?

Tuesday, September 09, 2014

Strategic Forgettery Is A Real Thing

“...they turned to prayer, beseeching
that the sin which had been committed
might be wholly blotted out.”
-- 2 Maccabees. 12:42
Each morning, down on the Hate Media Ranch, as the sun peeps over the horizon, a new Conservative lie is born.

It's a good worker, this newborn lie; a strong and loyal beast, bred to toil in the wingnut fields all day and into long the evening to keep the paranoid Republican Base properly angried up and sharply focused.

Then, sometime in the night, the now-tired-but-still-loyal lie is quietly taken out behind the barn and disposed of.  Oh sure, the pigs say they sent it to a veterinarian and it'll be fine, but by now everyone knows not to ask too many questions, or wonder out loud where the pigs get all that money to buy whiskey.  It's The System, and as long as everyone quietly agrees to keep going along with the farce, The System works.

A very long time ago, those of us who don't live on Hate Media Ranch used to react to each, individual lie by asking the question, "How in the name of The Great Milenko do these goofs continue to be taken in by the same, transparent frauds?"

This was an understandable, tactical mistake.
But we don't ask that question much anymore.

Instead, some of us (well, me) have started to ask a different question:
"Given the fucking mountain of discredited lies which are now rotting out behind the Conservative barns, why in the name Baron Samedi is that not the story here?  Not just this lie or that lie, but the sheer collective tonnage of mendacity that decades of 24/7/365 Conservative lying has piled up behind it?"
And this is where I think Brothers Charles Pierce and Dave Weigel miss the boat somewhat.

Ever since ISIS/ISIL became the Hitlers du jour, apologists for, and former employees of, the late Avignon Presidency have been loud and proud in their praise for something that C-Plus Augustus said back in 2007 as regards Iraq, and they have been comparing that unfavorably to the president's response to the current crisis, in a desperate attempt to legitimize their support for, and their participation in, the large, chewy cluster of fk that C-Plus Augustus made of everything he touched. Chief among this sad collection of human political flotsam is curiously employed torture-porn enthusiast Marc Thiessen, to whom Weigel put paid yesterday, and with a nice shout-out to the blog, too. As Weigel points out, Thiessen is criticizing the current president for living up to an agreement negotiated by Thiessen's old boss. But there's more out there, too, about how badly the late Avignon Presidency fell down on the job of protecting the country.
-- and David --
 "Iraq, George W. Bush, and the Second Great Mulligan"
-- both argue persuasively that the Bush Regime Dead Enders are trying once again to abolve themselves of their own catastrophic failures by brutally amputating and rearranging as much of American history-as-it-actually-happened as they need to in order to shift the blame onto someone else.

Where I believe David and Charlie both come up short is identifying this mass deployment of revisionist fraud as the "First" or "Second" of anything,

Because it isn't.

Rather, these are just two more acts of Conservative "Strategic Forgettery" along a continuum stretching back decades.

In fact, as at least one malcontent has noted repeatedly over the last 10 years, the act of hacking the past to bits and then stitching it back together over and over again as series of cheerful murals depicting St. Ronald Reagan personally defeating Adolph Hitler, Skeletor and tooth decay before ascending bodily to Heaven is pretty much all that Conservatives do anymore.

And, as that same malcontent pointed out in post written five years ago this week, it damn well works; the Conservative prayer that their sins "might be wholly blotted out" has largely been answered,

Conservatives now firmly believe -- with good reason -- that is does not matter how often or ludicrously they reinvent their own past.  

Conservatives now firmly believe -- with good reason -- that it is now their God given right to lie as much as the want about whatever they want.

And the reason they can now just lie and lie and lie, every day and with complete confidence, is because our media -- those First Amendment-protected professionals who are supposed to act as our referees with it comes to issues of truth and lies in the public square -- no longer even bothers to notice as yesterday's exhausted Conservative lies are quietly carted off to the glue factor and a fresh batch of shiny new Conservative lies are born.

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Fundraiser Day Three: While You Were Out, Ctd.



In case you were worried that Dinesh DeSouza's fairy tales of Barack Obama's father's ghost appearing like Hamlet's dad and leading him into a Sekrit Marxist Muslim Plot to turn Murrica into a Leninist Sharia Workers Caliphate might be disappearing into the back of the wingnut closet where they* keep their Haig '88


campaign buttons and autographed copies of "GEORGE WALLACE FOR THE BIG JOB" segregationist comic book, don't be.

D'iscredited Defrauder is still on the job, asking such important questions like...
Is Barack Obama the Intellectual Heir of Bill Ayers ?
And the answer is...no.

Surprise!  (I had to swap out this screen shot for the actual video, b/c the damn thing would not stop auto-starting):


See, as D'iminish Desuckers carefully explains to the sock puppet who is "interviewing" him, Barry O is actually more radical than his Communist Cell Leader, Bill Ayers.
"Bill Ayers does not want the federal government to have a dossier on you so that if they decide you're a critic, they can send guys with guns to your door.  Bill Ayers does not want that.  But Obama does."
Hell, he's even more dangerous than...

...Jimmy Carter!

Because Jimmy Carter was just a fuck-up who handed Iran over to Khomeini because he was stupid. Whereas  Obama was "thrilled" to his pals in the  and the Muslim Brotherhood come to power in Egypt.
"So you get the idea here that Obama is acting consistently to undermine our allies and, in a sense, allow our enemies to consolidate power.”
To people who are not Fox News zombies, this sounds like random, paranoid gibberish echoing though the air conditioning ducts of a mental institution.

To people who are Fox News zombies, this random, paranoid gibberish not only makes perfect sense, it is the well-thumbed hymnal from which they sing their little hearts out every day.  To them, there is no scintilla of doubt that Barack Obama is the personification of pure Liberal evil and in personal command of sinister terrorist forces around the world.  This is because, after expending decades of effort and billion of dollars, Conservatives have bred for themselves a 100% fact-resistant chump army.

The hard work of building their Uruk-hai is over.  At this point all Conservatives have to do is maintenance, which means:
  • Making sure every single thing President Obama does is immediately retrofitted into pre-existing narrative of secret Commie cells and vast, globe-spanning, multi-generational plots destroy Murrica, which have all culminated with the presidency of Barack Obama.  And don't worry one little bit about what to do with yesterday's steaming pile of Roger Ailes-brand treason that directly contradicts today's batch of lies! The Pig People long ago completely internalized Conservatism's real secret weapon -- Strategic Forgettery -- so that will not be a problem:
  • Fox News questions 'convenient' timing of Benghazi suspect's capture

    A Fox News panel on Tuesday mused about the alleged "political motivations" behind the Obama administration's "convenient" capture last weekend of a key suspect in the Benghazi embassy attack.

    "I think this thing needs to be tied in a bow for certain individuals to have a clean break," panelist Pete Hegseth said, adding that it was "all too neat, and it's too cute."...
  • And then pointing their flying monkeys in the right direction (h/t Heather at Crooks and Liars):
South Dakota Republican Party Passes Resolution Calling For Obama's Impeachment
*Thanks for the catch





Saturday, June 14, 2014

Meme-nto: The Inability to Form Any New Political Memories After 1997



Now that the Neocons have once again risen from their graves to use their magic powers to wipe out our Elite Media's memory of anything that happened before January 20, 2009, it seemed a sadly appropriate time to republish a nibble from this post of mine from that mysterious Land Before History:
...
[Conservative leadership] -- liked the press that conspires with them -- speak out feebly or not at all on the ongoing scandals of NOLA…and Iraq…and Abu Ghraib…and torture as policy…and secret prisons…and purloined elections…and habeas corpus being walled up and left to die like Fortunato.

And the many treasons of Karl Rove.

And the destruction of the CIA’s WMD intel infrastructure out of Cheney pique.

And their base’s Rapture-based molestation of genuine Christian values.

Their antediluvian superstitions that supercede any notion of science.

And the many treasons of Karl Rove.

Their pathological need to lie – badly -- about every single fucking thing.

And millions of missing emails.

And the many, many treasons of Karl Rove.

And so many more, all notable for the fact that no one in the MSM and no on in the Republican party dares to even whisper their simple common element: That they are all the fault of George W. Bush.

That their Dear Leader and his Regent are lying, criminal freaks who have led them all to disaster after disaster.

These GOP regime-dead-enders are weak and stupid and rotten to the bone. One or two hard, righteous punches and they would go down like a sack of wet switchgrass.

One or two of the kind of punches that the MSM used to casually rain on Bill Clinton day after day after day...

And yet the MSM continues to prop up the rotting carcass of the GOP like the corpse in ”Weekend at Bernie's”, and waltz it lovingly across the national stage year after year after year, protecting it as ferociously as they would their own children even as it goes raving mad, putrefies and crumbles to reek and maggots in their arms.

Is it that meme-nto disease? That inability to form any new political memories after 1997? Or is it something darker?

Whatever the reason, the story behind it would certainly be gripping, epic, infuriating and a great and lasting service to the cause of Democracy.

Too bad we no longer have a press capable of telling it.

Monday, June 09, 2014

It Will Shock You How Much It Never Happened



Across the internet you will find people expressing their bleak indignation over what is happening to the memory of the Tienanmen Square in China.  Andrew Sullivan has rounded up a bunch of them.  This one is typical:
Lily Kuo remarks on how successfully the Chinese government has erased the events of June 4, 1989 from the collective memory:
[C]ontrary to what some activists might have hoped, the state-mandated erasure of the incident has been extremely effective. Only 15 out of 100 university students in Beijing recognize the iconic picture of “Tank Man” a demonstrator blocking the path of a line of tanks, according to The People’s Republic of Amnesia, a new book on the topic by NPR correspondent Louisa Lim. …

Scouring the Chinese internet for references to June 4 has become an annual event for the government’s censors, but this year’s efforts have gone further than ever before. All Google services in China, including gmail, are now being blocked on the mainland. … As in previous years, even circuitous mentions of June 4 on social media—including the Chinese characters for six and four together, for the date of June 4, the search term “four, open fire” or “25 years“— are being swiftly deleted by censors. China’s version of Wikipedia, Baike, has no entry for the entire year of 1989...
The Tienanmen Square protest took place 25 years ago, over a seven week period in 1989. It was a massive shock to Chinese society, in which dozens were killed and hundreds injured, and yet a quarter of a century later, the Chinese government has succeeded in almost entirely erasing those from the public's collective memory.

The American Conquest and Occupation of Iraq took place 11 years ago, over a eight-and-a-half year period between March 2003 and December 2011 and it laid bare a massive rift in American society.  During the war, over 4,400 American soldiers and somewhere between 100,000 and 600,000 Iraqis were killed.  Over 32,000 American service men and women were wounded in action, and the long-term and ongoing psychological and emotional toll the war has taken on 2.5 million American soldiers who served in Iraq and Afghanistan has yet to be calculated.

And yet, a mere three years after the last American troops rolled out of Iraq, the Elite American Media has succeeded in pounding out and sanding over the most infamous and tragic milestones of that war.

For half of the voting public -- the half that lives outside the Republic of Jebusland -- the details of the Bush Administration are fresh and clear.  It was, without doubt, the worst Administration in American history: a regime which not only left more toxic foreign, domestic and economic catastrophes in its wake than any other, but one which casually committed more impeachable offenses during any given month than Bill Clinton managed in eight years in office.

It was also a regime which enjoyed the loud and unstinting support of American Conservatives from the day it stole the 2000 election until the day it slunk from office eight years later.

But the Bush-Off Machine has been allowed to do its work virtually unmolested and so, as predicted by virtually every Liberal I know including me --
In five years, having voted for Bush will have become the parachute pants of this decade.


It will become the “Oh my GOD. What the fuck was I thinking?” shameful secret people will occasionally and elliptically allude to by piping up with, “well, he did good after 9/11”...
-- the treasonous history of the Bush Administration and the eager participation of its tens of millions of collaborators -- our political Chernobyl -- now lies buried beneath vast, thick sarcophagus of money, media and willful Strategic Forgettery.

Remember, Wingnuts.  It.  Never.  Happened.  You were never there.  You never said what you said or did what you did.  Just stick to the fucking story and you'll be fine.  And should you ever find yourself cornered at a cocktail party or on the radio by some Dirty Hippie with a pocket full of inconvenient facts, don't forget (as a certain Dirty Hippie also predicted many years ago) that the Republican Party has provided you with an all-purpose playbook to handle just such rude and irritating people.

If you need a refresher, Young Bert Cooper will walk you through it.

Deny.
Deny.
Deny.



And so, using a combination of pandering to the worst dregs of society, a gargantuan pile of money, blanket-shotgun denial of everything, and a level of complicity by our Elite Beltway Media that would make a Chinese propaganda minister stand up and salute in admiration, in just a few short years, the Right has been able to simply wish-wish-wish away not just the Iraq Debacle, but pretty much the entire, sordid, criminal clusterfuck that was the Bush Administration.

It's just...gone.

Gone to such a degree that mealy-mouthed thugs like David Brooks who made their professional bones beating the living shit out of terrorist-loving, Murrica-hating Liberals like us from the pages of national publications...

..and who have been completely shielded by their cronies and co-conspirators in our Elite Beltway Media from any professional blowback from their mealy-mouthed thuggery when their Awesome Neocon Experiment in global conquest went horribly and predictably wrong...

...now feel safe and confident enough to go right back into the warmongering business, while dismissing the entire Iraqi debacle and their central roles in it as merely a distant, historical "example" -- like the Battle of Tours or the Siege of Tyre -- from which President Obama is drawing all the wrong lessons:
But the president’s attitude seems to me in some ways ill-suited for the autocratic challenge. First, he might have the balance wrong between overreach and underreach. Perhaps drawing on the Iraq example, President Obama believes America’s problems have not been caused by too much restraint, but by overreach and hubris.
Safe and confident enough to haul one of America's Interchangeable Kagan Units out of Neocon storage to bolster his argument for a return to sending the children of people who are not David Brooks or Robert Kagan off to die for their dreams of Empire:
As Robert Kagan shows in a brilliant essay in The New Republic, for the past 70 years, American policy makers have understood that underreach can lead to catastrophe, too. Presidents assertively tended the international garden so that small problems didn’t turn into big ones, even when core national interests were not at stake.
It is an act of brute, Orwellian Conservative history-shredding so jaw-dropping that Andrew "No True Conservative" Sullivan was moved to declare it officially Not At All Conservative:
Today David Brooks waxes lyrical about Kagan, just as he might have before the Iraq War – while completely ignoring the core conservative insight that these foreign and alien cultures and societies are simply beyond our ability to control or direct with any real practical wisdom. No admirer of Oakeshott can possibly believe that the US’ attempt to coax and mold other countries into our political model would lead to anything but tears. What staggers me is that, after Iraq, this point still hasn’t been absorbed by the neocons. There has been no chastening. There is no humility. And there is precious little conservatism.
Yeah.  OK.  Whatever, Andy.  What I know for sure is this: the idea not going right back to using the United States military to reshape the world to his liking "does not seem to occur to Brooks" because no one outside of a few, Fifth Columnist Lefties has ever had the huevos to actually take on David Brooks directly.

Confrontationally.

Rudely.

Consistently.

No one of any Beltway stature -- including you, Andrew -- has ever insisted over and over again that the price David Brooks and those like him should pay for relentlessly flogging their unholy war and their obscene ideology -- for helping to shovel thousands of America' sons and daughters into early, futile graves,  should, at a bare fucking minimum, be at least as high as price that you demanded of Alec Baldwin for shouting an obscenity at a paparazzi who was stalking his kid.

And that's never going to happen, is it Andrew?

Never in a million years.

And because it will never happen, people like Mr. Brooks will continue to be at liberty to use some of the world's most powerful media megaphones to beaver industriously away at every part of Conservatism's depraved past until is has been completely flensed (as one, long-forgotten pariah once put it):
...of all of the Conservative social, political  economic and foreign policy debacles that make Mr. Brooks wince and repackage[d]...as a fairy tale of noble Whigs being led through treacherous hippie country by the humble David Brooks.

And odds are he'll get away with it too.
And the most ironic part of all?

Here in the land of the free, people like David Brooks don't need the kind of blunt instruments and centralized control China has used to to erase Tienanmen Square from the collective memory of its citizens.


Here in the home of the brave, all we need to annihilate the memory of Conservatism's highest crimes and most criminal incompetence is for enough confederates with enough money and influence to go along with the illusion.

Here in America, all we ever need in order to forget any inconvenient thing is the soft bigotry of collective fabrication.

Monday, May 05, 2014

Mighty Like A Ruse: Welcome to Whitewater 2.0


The dancing was desperate, the music was worse
They bury your dreams and dig up the worthless
Remember back when the exact GPS coordinates Bill Clinton's naughty bits was somehow as bad or maybe worse than Nixon's systematic demolition of the United States constitution in order to carry out political vendettas and destroy anyone he perceived as his enemy?

No?

Well it really happened.  That was the actual verdict rendered by the late "Dean" of the insulated, inbred tribe of Very Serious People whose opinions set the terms of every public discussion of anything:
"Clinton's behavior is truly Nixonian. And it is worse in one way. Nixon's actions, however neurotic and criminal, were motivated by and connected to the exercise of presidential power. He knew the place he occupied, and he was determined not to give it up to those he regarded as 'enemies.' Clinton acted--and still, even in his supposed mea culpa, acts--as if he does not recognize what it means to be president of the United States."

-- David Broder, Washington Post (8/19/98)
But if you are too young or too Republican to remember those halcyon days of yore when shadowy wingnut billionaires stalked the land, deploying their paid slander-trolls and counter-jumpers in the media and in Congress for an all-out/knives-out campaign to destroy a Democratic president, don't sweat it!  Because the sewer-dwellers of Party of Jefferson Davis have saddled up their Fake High Dudgeon to rerun the  entire Whitewater/Vince Foster/Monica Lewinsky 1990s all over again.

Except, of course, this time for all of their howling and taxpayer-funded witch-hunts, they're not even going to come up with a stained blue dress.

Five or six years from now, when the Benghaaaazi Freakshow is the rear-view mirror and a few of the braver members of the Washington press corps dare to opine that maybe the GOP went a little too far, it will be clear that all of their sound and fury came to nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

And just like the 1990s, foreknowledge that this is nothing but another ;pile of steaming, Republican treachery served with a side of fraud will not deter them in the slightest, because as the continued public existence of  treason-mongers like David Brooks and Bill Kristol and Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh continues to demonstrate, there are never, ever any consequences for Conservatives lying, no matter how grotesque the lie or lethal the consequences.  Which is Crazy Uncle Liberty and all of his dear friends in elected office and in the media will Just Keep Shouting Benghaaazi Louder until something breaks, or someone gets killed, or they get a head or two on a pike.  Because as this outstanding summary by Karoli over at Crooks and Liars shows, every bit of this latest Republican ratfuckfest has been staged-managed from the start:
Boehner Announces Select Committee On Benghazi To Satisfy Restless Donors

By karoli May 3, 2014 7:00 am

Friday afternoon, Speaker John Boehner announced that he would appoint a select committee on Benghazi. It's no surprise -- they've been planning to do it for at least a year.

Speaker John Boehner announced Friday afternoon that he will appoint a select committee to further investigate Benghazi. Not because there's anything there to investigate, you understand, but as Ed Henry admits in the video, it keeps their base frothing at the mouth.

This is no surprise. It was planned exactly one year ago when narratives were formed in order to push Darrell Issa and John Boehner into appointing a select committee with subpoena power to gin up the base and paper the White House with meaningless subpoenas for the next three years.

One Year Ago, a Groundswell

On May 8, 2013, the online conservative "messaging" group known as Groundswell convened their weekly meeting in Washington, DC.

First up on the agenda was Benghazi, and the question of when they would get their select committee with subpoena power. This was so important to Groundswell's leadership that they forced late-night meetings with John Boehner and Darrell Issa. From the transcript of the recording:
Um, Frank [Gaffney] and I had -- I'm sorry -- Frank and I actually had meetings last night with Speaker Boehner and Representative Issa also. We've been pushing with the support of Congressman Wolf as well as Congressman Gohmert for a special committee. And I think it's okay to share with you, wouldn't you say so Frank, that the Speaker was, I thought he was very coherent last night when we talked about this. And that he believes that the process needs to play out before we get a special committee. His concern is that the media will portray this as just simply an attempt to bring down the Obama administration, until their current committee system plays itself out.
He continues:
Again, the key takeaway here is we're not backing away from a special committee, we're still pushing for that. But we kind of have a pledge from both, I think Issa and the Speaker, that they want the system to play out a little more before they start to call for that. The Speaker did say he's not opposed to it but he wants to let the committee structure as it stands right now continue until it would potentially merit bringing a special committee.
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Friday, January 11, 2013

Days of Future Passed


At the age of 100, Nixon is finally, safely down the Republican Memory Hole: his Constitution-slashing crime spree across the political landscape reduced in the wingnut mind to the same, simple lie Ron Zeigler first floated 40 years ago; a "third-rate burglary" carried out by overzealous, patriotic flunkies. Scratch a Republican and nine times out of 10 what you will hear about the 2nd worst president in American history is either that he wasn't a "real" Conservative (and therefore doesn't count against their lifetime fuckuppery total), or that he was a great man hounded from office by the vile Librul Media and a scheming FBI rat (Peggy Noonan in 2005) -- 
...
Is the Deep Throat story over? Yes, in the sense that it will no longer be treated as a mystery. In spite of the million questions we'll be hearing--and there are and will be many serious questions--the MSM will stick with the heroic narrative. Mr. Felt was Deep Throat. Deep Throat was a great man who helped a great newspaper put the stop to the lies and abuses of an out-of-control White House. End of story. Why? Because in celebrating this story in a certain way journalists of a certain age celebrate themselves. Because to bring unwelcome and unwanted skepticism to the narrative would be to deny 20th-century journalism--and 21st-century journalists--their great claim to glory. Because the MSM is still liberal, and the great Satan of all liberals, still, is Richard Nixon. And because, as Ben Bradlee might say, It's a goddamn good story.

Or as they put it in yet another John Ford masterpiece, "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance," "When the legend becomes the fact, print the legend."
 -- and anyway, whatever he was alleged to have done (who even knows?!) has since been dwarfed by the monstrous shadow of Bill Clinton's penis.  Also too, Fast and Furious and, of course, Benghaaaaaaaaaaazi!

Reagan is down the Memory Hole as well, securely interred in the Republican pantheon between Lincoln and Jesus (One Term Bush Senior is down there too, but since "He raised taxes like some Librul!" is all the GOP collective mind can allow itself to remember, he gets jammed in there sideways, like a caraway seed stuck in a cracked molar. )

All of this is fixed and permanent now ; part of their firmware, averred dismissively and declaratively, thanks to the relentless propaganda catapulting of Fox News and Hate Radio, and the seemingly bottomless Conservative willingness to suspend disbelief.

But Dubya?  Dubya is harder to disappear.  Sure, in theory making a bunny vanish and making a battleship vanish both involve the application of the same set of stage-magic techniques and misdirections, but one is just so damn much bigger than the other.  The top-hat alone would need be as big as Wrigley Field, and the false bottom would have to be able to hide the equivalent of the combined volume of every single Illinois elected official who has ever done time in the House of Many Doors.

A neat trick indeed.

Fortunately for the Beautiful Minds of the Right, they have been laying on second and third shifts down at the Ministry of Truth; positively truncheoning Dubya's existence down that ol' Memory Hole with as much gusto as the orcs at  Fox News, Hate Radio and the manufactured "grass roots" movements like the Tea Party (There. Is. No. Tea. Party.) can muster.

Unfortunately there is still that pesky public record to contend with.

In this blog we have already pretty thoroughly documented the two ends of the timeline of our current Stupid Deficit Debate:  the period before Dubya completely bankrupted America during which Conservatism's leading public intellectual explained that the economy was indestructible and would generate budget surpluses forever regardless of what Dubya did to it (and mocked people who thought otherwise as "stupid")...

...and the period after Dubya completely bankrupted America and left our indestructible economic in ruins during which the same leading Conservatism public intellectual effortlessly inverted himself into a fierce austerity pimp, excoriating "debt deniers" and selfish old people for not taking These Awful Deficits seriously.

But where is the crucial second act?  The "Empire Strikes Back" of our thrilling Deficit trilogy? Where is that period of rising action and fateful decisions that took place after the period when Conservatives Very Loudly touted the Titanic as unsinkable and made great sport of stupid Liberals who said that, at the very least, we should have more and stouter lifeboats...

....but before the present time when the ship is going down fast and these same Conservatives are trying to commandeer the lifeboats and are telling the women, children, elderly, sick and unemployed that being plunged into the black, icy waters of the Atlantic miles from any possibility of rescue is the unfortunate but necessary consequence of being moochers and takers and welfare queens?

Turns out, our second act was hiding in plain sight all along.

It took place in 2004.

And there were 51.2 million witnesses.

John Kerry:   This president has taken a $5.6 trillion surplus and turned it into deficits as far as the eye can see. Health-care costs for the average American have gone up 64 percent; tuitions have gone up 35 percent; gasoline prices up 30 percent; Medicare premiums went up 17 percent a few days ago; prescription drugs are up 12 percent a year. 
But guess what, America? The wages of Americans have gone down. The jobs that are being created in Arizona right now are paying about $13,700 less than the jobs that we're losing.

And the president just walks on by this problem. The fact is that he's cut job-training money. $1 billion was cut. They only added a little bit back this year because it's an election year.

They've cut the Pell Grants and the Perkins loans to help kids be able to go to college.

They've cut the training money. They've wound up not even extending unemployment benefits and not even extending health care to those people who are unemployed.
...
The president decided to give it to the wealthiest Americans in a tax cut. Now, Alan Greenspan, who I think has done a terrific job in monetary policy, supports the president's tax cut. I don't. I support it for the middle class, not that part of it that goes to people earning more than $200,000 a year.

And when I roll it back and we invest in the things that I have talked about to move our economy, we're going to grow sufficiently, it would begin to cut the deficit in half, and we get back to where we were at the end of the 1990s when we balanced the budget and paid down the debt of this country.

This was the stark choice laid out before the Party of Personal Responsibility in the Year of Our Lord, 2004: cast a vote to put an end to the looting of the American treasury (and myriad other failures and betrayals) by the worst President in American history, or cast a vote to endorse Dubya's profligate, incompetent and disastrous regime.

But, as those of us who do not work for the Ministry of Truth vividly recall, the Party of Personal Responsibility was far too busy staying the fuck out of the war they lied us into




waving their purple-heart bandaid patriotism in the air

























and getting rage-drunk on their own righteous Christopathic awesomeness
Same-Sex Marriage Issue Key to Some G.O.P. Races
By JAMES DAO

Published: November 4, 2004

COLUMBUS, Ohio, Nov. 3 - Proposed state constitutional amendments banning same-sex marriage increased the turnout of socially conservative voters in many of the 11 states where the measures appeared on the ballot on Tuesday, political analysts say, providing crucial assistance to Republican candidates including President Bush in Ohio and Senator Jim Bunning in Kentucky...
to pay any attention to reality or bother to notice that they had gone completely mad.

So when the votes were counted, this was the result: -- 
In favor of crippling deficits as far as the eye can see:      62,040,610 

Opposed to crippling deficits as far as the eye can see:   59,028,444 
-- Party of Personal Responsibility and swept the most profligate, incompetent and treasonous administration in American history back into power.

And this is how things remained, until an African American Democrat named Barack Obama was elected President.

At which point the Party of Personal Responsibility immediately swapped one  stupid hat


for another





















burned their "Bush/Cheney 04" bumper stickers and proceeded to loudly declaim from every public square that...
...They have always believed that deficits are Worse than Nine Hitlers. 
...Deficits can only be solved by stomping the fuck out the poor, the weak, the sick, the elderly, the unemployed and various other moochers and takers.
...Anyone who disagrees that Deficits are Worse than Nine Hitlers and can only be solved by stomping the fuck out the poor, the weak, the sick, the elderly and the unemployed is Deeply Unserious.
...Absolutely nothing of what I just told you about the last eight years ever happened.
And now you know the rest of the story.