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Wednesday, March 01, 2023

Listening to the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver So You Don’t Have To


 
I could stand about three minutes of Paul Ryan pontificating to Charlie SYkes about what Kevin McCarthy could do if A) he didn't remotely reassemble Kevin McCarthy and, B) if the GOP were an entirely imaginary other party instead of the shithole of bigots and imbeciles it has been for decades. 

From then on, for fear of my gorge becoming buoyant, I took it in small sips

At around the 9:30 mark, the "What's the maximum amount of revisionist bullshit we can pack into the minimum number of words" contest really takes off. 

Sykes:  So...how did we get from, say, 2015, 2014 where you... were the face of and the most well-known member of the House of Representatives?  How did we go from Paul Ryan being the face of Republicans in the House to Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Ryan:  I think it's the digital age were in.  I think we have a new wing of our party.  I think the Democrats have the same thing...

The internet is to blame?  Check.

Everything bad started in 2015?  Check

Both Sides Do It?  Check.

Ryan goes on to lie about Joe Biden being exactly as bad as Donald Trump on economic issues.

Then he lies about the GOP's nearly-successful campaign to gut the Affordable Care Act, reframing it as a heroic act of deficit reduction that would have merely "reformed" the ACA.

Ryan is enough of a cold-eyed cynic to cop to the fact that Trump voters are basically brainwashed cultists who don't give a shit that Trump is a fascist or that he tried to violently overthrow the government or that he is, in a hundred other way, manifestly "unfit" to hold office.  But because, according to Ryan, Joe Biden's presidency is such an abject failure and the Democrats and the "Left" are so much worse than the imaginary Republican party which exists only in his head...it is imperative that Democrats be defeated at any cost.  

This, in turn,  means Trump must not win the GOP nomination in 2024 because he would drag the rest of the party down with him.  So opponents should stick to going after Trump as a loser and forget about going after Trump as the monster that he clearly is because the brainwashed cultists who are the base of Paul Ryan's party purely love that shit. 

Joe Biden is just as bad as Trump?  Check.

The GOP base may be brainwashed cultists...but Dems are worse? Check.

The GOP will do just fine as long as it magically transforms itself into a completely different party?  Check.

Ryan explained that he stays on the Fox News board because he wants to help Conservatism through this "moment" its having -- as if Fox had a little too much to drink and needs to be helped into a cab, or had a little fight with its roommate and needs a couch to crash on for the night, or has reaped the deranged harvest of spending a generation pandering to bigots and imbeciles and needs a Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver (h/t Brother Charlie Pierce) out there pitching woo to the crazy-but-not-quite-deep-end-of-Newsmax-crazy Republicans to keep them from scrambling down the rat-line and off this sinking ship fprever.  

Ryan explained that his fealty to the Murdoch monster factory is necessary because Murrica needs "pluralism" and Fox News must remain a bastion against the "woke" conformist commies like, well, you and me.  We who used our godlike influence over the culture to "bludgeon" others into conformity.

Sykes did point out that, um, it's actually Republican governors and legislators who are banning books and such.  Ryan allowed as how he "wasn't a big fan of that".  But, he argued, that's why you need cultural institutions like Fox News up on that wall!  Defending "natural law" (Ryan is big into "natural law") and protect us from, y'know, the same scumbags that Fox News works so hard to get elected.

Ryan explained that the only real problem with Fox News is Tucker Carlson, and Ryan is there to try to make sure all those *other* not-Tucker-Carlson voices on Fox -- the noble and completely imaginary True Conservative voices on Fox -- are protected and nurtured.

Ryan is also hopeful about the 2024 GOP primaries, because in addition to the "Trump 2.0 lane" he sees a "Reagan 2.0 lane" down which a true "classical Liberal conservative" could zoom to victory...by, uh, winning all 17 true "classical Liberal conservative" Republicans who remain in Paul Ryan's party?

We learned that Ryan apparently remains "good friends" with every Republican elected official still walking on two legs.  That Mike Pence has some great ideas about deficit reduction.  And that Fox corporation board member Paul Ryan is not going to publicly utter one mumbling word that's critical of  Rupert Murdoch's sprawing, fascist propaganda empire. 

If one is a woke Liberal troublemaker whose memory is intact, one cannot help but visualize the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver practiced this farrago of lies, deflections and rationalizations in front of a mirror one hundred times, surrounded by notecards full of talking points that had been delivered every hour on the hour by one of Murdoch's minions.

And if one is a woke Liberal troublemaker whose memory is intact, one cannot help but remember that Ryan is just one of many, many Republican ghouls and hobgoblins that Charlie Sykes, in his role as the Rush Limbaugh of Wisconsin, raised to national prominence and inflicted on our poor, wounded land.  

I tapped out once Ryan started down his labyrinthine diatribe explaining why massive corporate tax cuts would sooner or later reduce the deficit, and why the only way to save Social Security was to hand granny's Social Security check over to hedge fund managers.

Ahem.
For me, this was like prematurely unearthing a time-capsule full of Ayn Rand essays and dogshit true conservative grifter double-talk that we had once hoped we would never see again in our lifetimes.  

A time-capsule that we had put in the ground for some future generation to find as they searched for answer to the question of why America went bull goose loony nuts back in the late-20th and early-21st centuries. 




I Am The Liberal Media



Monday, August 13, 2018

Paul Ryan: Funeral For a Very Important Chimp



If they'd asked Paul Krugman, he'd have told them:

The Paul Ryan Story: From Flimflam to Fascism

...
On the other hand, I do have some insight into how Ryan — who has always been an obvious con man, to anyone willing to see — came to become speaker of the House. And that’s a story that reflects badly not just on Ryan himself, not just on his party, but also on self-proclaimed centrists and the news media, who boosted his career through their malfeasance. Furthermore, the forces that brought Ryan to a position of power are the same forces that have brought America to the edge of a constitutional crisis.

About Ryan: Incredibly, I’m seeing some news reports about his exit that portray him as a serious policy wonk and fiscal hawk who, sadly, found himself unable to fulfill his mission in the Trump era. Unbelievable.

Look, the single animating principle of everything Ryan did and proposed was to comfort the comfortable while afflicting the afflicted. Can anyone name a single instance in which his supposed concern about the deficit made him willing to impose any burden on the wealthy, in which his supposed compassion made him willing to improve the lives of the poor? Remember, he voted against the Simpson-Bowles debt commission proposal not because of its real flaws, but because it would raise taxes and fail to repeal Obamacare.

And his “deficit reduction” proposals were always frauds. The revenue loss from tax cuts always exceeded any explicit spending cuts, so the pretense of fiscal responsibility came entirely from “magic asterisks”: extra revenue from closing unspecified loopholes, reduced spending from cutting unspecified programs. I called him a flimflam man back in 2010, and nothing he has done since has called that judgment into question.

So how did such an obvious con artist get a reputation for seriousness and fiscal probity? Basically, he was the beneficiary of ideological affirmative action...

If they'd asked Brother Charlie Pierce, he'd have told them:
Once Upon A Time, There Was A Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver

I swear, it is harder to get the members of our courtier press to give up their fairy tales than it is to get someone off smack. By all reasonable measures, Paul Ryan, the zombie-eyed granny starver from the state of Wisconsin and first runner-up in the most recent vice-presidential pageant, should be a spent force in our politics. Every time he produces a "budget," actual economists collapse in helpless laughter and other Republicans hide behind the drapes. As a vice-presidential candidate, Joe Biden made him look like a child, and Ryan was unable even to carry his own precinct for the Republican ticket. However, that is not to reckon with his army of Beltway acolytes from both sides of the aisle -- And, yes, young Ezra Klein, I am looking at you -- and their undying desire to rehabilitate their imaginary friends.

Hell, if they'd asked me I would have told them that ever since Paul Ryan came on the scene still glossy with the albumen from his Koch Brothers birthing chamber, has been a soulless, lying Randite killbot.

But the Very Serious men and women of the Beltway simply would not hear of it for the simple reason that if Ryan really was the very best GOP could field, and if he really was nothing more than a bunco artist whose basic arithmetic never fooled anyone but the rubes and the pundits, then all the scary thing the Left had been saying about the Right all along -- about the GOP being a dungheap of con-men, racists, imbeciles and lunatics coated with a thing lacquer of respectability -- might actually be...

No!No!No!No!No!   So much better and safer to chew David Brooks columns into a fine pulp --
The country lacked that leadership until today. Today, Paul Ryan, the Republican chairman of the House Budget Committee, is scheduled to release the most comprehensive and most courageous budget reform proposal any of us have seen in our lifetimes. Ryan is expected to leap into the vacuum left by the president’s passivity. The Ryan budget will not be enacted this year, but it will immediately reframe the domestic policy debate.

His proposal will set the standard of seriousness for anybody who wants to play in this discussion. It will become the 2012 Republican platform, no matter who is the nominee. Any candidate hoping to win that nomination will have to be able to talk about government programs with this degree of specificity, so it will improve the G.O.P. primary race.
-- stuff their ears with it, and run in circles intoning the Magic Conjure Words "Grand Bargain!" than to entertain such career-threatening heresies.

Thus is has finally, hilariously come to pass that Ryan's former hype-men --
When Ryan appeared on MSNBC's "Morning Joe," he was interrupted several times to accept more praise. "Let us stop right now and commend him," said host Joe Scarborough, who served with Ryan in the House from 1999 to 2001. "He's in a leadership position," said New York Times financial reporter Andrew Ross Sorkin. "He's come out with a plan, which is more than the Democrats can say."
-- who have aided and abetting him every step along the way --
“He was the great budget reformer,” Charlie Sykes, a former Wisconsin radio host and friend of Ryan’s who broke with him over the election of Donald Trump, said. “He was the guy that got the Republican Party to take entitlement reform and debt reduction seriously.”
-- have now been jammed so far into a corner of their own making that they're now making a cottage industry out of staring into the middle distance and wondering aloud --
Morning Joe rips Paul Ryan for standing by while his GOP sets fire to the Constitution for Trump
-- whatever happened to their Medicare-gutting wunderkind.
Counterposed against [Peter] Wehner’s belief that Ryan is justifiably compromising his values to support Trump is the opinion by former supporter Charlie Sykes that Ryan is infuriatingly compromising his values to support Trump. “I always imagined that there was room for an alternative conservative vision to Trumpism, and Paul Ryan was ideally suited to be that leader of a non-Trumpist conservative Republican Party, but he’s chosen not to assume that role,” Sykes tells the Times. “It’s very disappointing to see he’s become so comfortable as an ally and an enabler of Trump.” 
And so, with all the bizarre solemnity of the chimpanzee funeral in Sunset Boulevard --


-- we find those same Very Serious Beltway pundits who have been wrong all along about everything  forced to sit a very uncomfortable shiva for one more Big Lie they had all agreed to pretend was true.
This Is the Way Paul Ryan’s Speakership Ends
The Republican leader is walking away. Don’t ask him about Trump anymore.

...Kevin McCarthy, the House majority leader, told me that Trump and Ryan are “just wired differently, like most people are.” McCarthy, a strategic-minded operator with pillowy hair, has forged a genuine bond with Trump — arguably more so than any other lawmaker. Still, like most elected Republicans, McCarthy treads carefully, wary of poking the orange bear. It’s hard to overemphasize the degree to which Trump lives in the heads of elected Republicans. You get a sense of everyone on edge, waiting for the next tweet to drop — as if a tornado siren should accompany its arrival. When I visited McCarthy at the Capitol, the majority leader kept toggling between on and off the record. I asked McCarthy if he thought Ryan wished he could speak out more forcefully on some things the president does that might offend him.

“On the record or off the record?” McCarthy asked me.

On, I would prefer.

McCarthy paused and proceeded with care. “I think history will say that Paul spoke his own mind,” he said...
At any moment I expect to see a weepy, half-in-the-bag Peggy Noonan show up late and try to throw herself onto the casket.

He must have been a very important chimp indeed.


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Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Speaker Quisling Calls It Quits


Having conspicuously failed at every single one of his moral and constitutional obligations, blown a multi-trillion dollar hole in the budget to hand his paymasters a gargantuan tax cut and made his name synonymous with "spineless doormat", today House Speaker and former P90-X pitchman Paul Ryan let it be know that he will not be seeking re-election.
House Speaker Paul Ryan won't seek re-election
From the beginning of the Stupid Administration, Ryan was on his heels, trying frantically to duck, weasel and and flat-our lie his way to safety, but inevitably the political ground he tried to stake out -- too much of a squeamish, reluctant co-conspirator to be trusted by the true believing brown-shirts who run the Republican Party, and too much of a naked opportunist and gutless capitulator to be trusted by anyone else --  has became his political grave.

At the moment I have nothing more to add to the political obituary of this despicable man except to repeat what I wrote about him last year ("Better Capitulate Than Never"):
...And so, arrogantly heedless of the same lesson history has taught about tyrants over and over again, and desperate to deliver massive tax cuts to his plutocrat sponsors and a knockout punch to America's already frayed and underfunded social safety net, Paul Ryan went right on ahead and did the one thing Churchill said that one should never, ever do with a crocodile:
"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."



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Friday, September 08, 2017

Paul Ryan: Better Capitulate Than Never


Don't worry, peeps.  I've got this debt and DACA shit covered!

Oopsie.

If Republicans are surprised that Trump betrayed them, they haven't been paying attention
Paul Ryan has ridden the craven, unprincipled Randite granny-starver (h/t Brother Charlie Pierce) thing just about as far as theoretically possible.  And he managed to get as far as he has gotten becaise even back when he was just a 'lil shaver, telling bald-faced lies about his own budget numbers, he was apple of the Beltway's eye.  He was the smooth-talking, P90X wunderkind Aryan son (who knows The Maths and all of that stuff!) that David Brooks never had (from July of 2010) --
Paul Ryan, the most intellectually ambitious Republican in Congress, lavishly cites [Arthur] Brooks’s book. Over the past few years, Ryan has been promoting a roadmap to comprehensively reform the nation’s tax and welfare system. 
-- and who Mr. Brooks was sure could go on to make Political Centrist Superbabies with Barack Obama if only the two of them would heed Mr. Brooks' Sensible Centrist advice:
And despite the tough battle talk, they are combinable. At his best, Ryan wants to cleanse and rejuvenate the nation — to sweep away the special-interest sclerosis that strangles flexibility and growth. At his best, Obama wants to create a context for innovation — to employ blue-collar workers and to spur growth clusters like Silicon Valley, which, let us remember, was a magical cocktail of federal research subsidies, hippie culture, entrepreneurial daring and university settings.
But of course, Mr. Ryan's magic-math budget scams have never been anything but a political aphrodisiac engineered specifically to make Both Siderist hacks like Mr. Brooks salivate.  From Paul Krugman, in August of 2010, clearly subtweeting Mr. Brooks
Which brings me to the innovative thinker du jour: Representative Paul Ryan of Wisconsin.

Mr. Ryan has become the Republican Party’s poster child for new ideas thanks to his “Roadmap for America’s Future,” a plan for a major overhaul of federal spending and taxes. News media coverage has been overwhelmingly favorable; on Monday, The Washington Post put a glowing profile of Mr. Ryan on its front page, portraying him as the G.O.P.’s fiscal conscience. He’s often described with phrases like “intellectually audacious.”
...

So why have so many in Washington, especially in the news media, been taken in by this flimflam? It’s not just inability to do the math, although that’s part of it. There’s also the unwillingness of self-styled centrists to face up to the realities of the modern Republican Party; they want to pretend, in the teeth of overwhelming evidence, that there are still people in the G.O.P. making sense. And last but not least, there’s deference to power — the G.O.P. is a resurgent political force, so one mustn’t point out that its intellectual heroes have no clothes.

But they don’t. The Ryan plan is a fraud that makes no useful contribution to the debate over America’s fiscal future.
...
You see, for all of his fancy pomps and titles, Ryan is a man of simple tastes.   Since the days he was a mere barefoot boy, with cheek of tan doing keg stands with his Randite Bros at dear old Objectivist University, all he has ever wanted out of this life is drink wildly expensive wine on a lobbyist's tab, value-signal his "compassion" by fake-washing a few already clean pots at a soup kitchen, and strip million and millions of useless eaters and takers and moochers of the same government benefits that made it possible for Paul Ryan to afford to go to school and become a Randite superman in the first place.

And if the road to Galt's Gulch meant he had to bend the knee to a pig-ignorant, racist orange fire demon over and over and over and over again (NYT from last July) --
Paul Ryan’s Dance With The Donald

Among the Republicans going along with Donald Trump’s takeover of their party, the House speaker, Paul Ryan, has made a tortuous art — a zigzag of maybes, yes-buts and oh, I guess sos — of protecting his interests en route to capitulating to the inevitable at the nominating convention.

By supporting the Trump candidacy, Mr. Ryan has revealed himself to be a weak opportunist, far from the ideas man and budget wonk he made himself out to be when he secured the vice-presidential nomination four years ago. It probably hasn’t been easy to engage in the political casuistry needed to simultaneously reject and embrace Mr. Trump.

While condemning Mr. Trump’s more hateful utterances, Mr. Ryan has been careful never, ever to criticize Mr. Trump himself...
-- well Freedumb Isn't Free people!

And so, arrogantly heedless of the same lesson history has taught about tyrants over and over again, and desperate to deliver massive tax cuts to his plutocrat sponsors and a knockout punch to America's already frayed and underfunded social safety net, Paul Ryan went right on ahead and did the one thing Churchill said that one should never, ever do with a crocodile:
"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."



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Thursday, June 02, 2016

If You're Not Part of The Solution...


...you're part of the precipitate.

On this Day of Capitulation, the Washington Post is having a very big sad over Paul Ryan finally selling out the tattered remnants of his principles at remaindered prices.   The WaPo finished up as follows:
...
Following Mr. Ryan’s endorsement, some insisted that the speaker had little choice. This is false. “My dad used to say, ‘If you’re not a part of the solution, you’re a part of the problem,’ ” Mr. Ryan said in March. When he has a comparable conversation with his children, how will Mr. Ryan explain the decision he made in this campaign?
Whatever will Ryan tell his children?

Easy.

"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That's not my department," says Wernher von Braun...

Paul Ryan: Alas Poor Reagan, I Knew Him Well -- Update


The Hamlet of Janesville is still very busy these days wandering the halls of Congress, hiding out from his own party and talking to ghosts. So please stop asking him about how close he is to his inevitable capitulation to Il Douche:
People Mag Says Paul Ryan Insisted He Not Be Asked About Trump

A Father's Day profile of House Speaker Paul Ryan in the celebrity lifestyle magazine People portrays the lawmaker as a devoted father who takes his kids' sugar intake seriously.

But the story also contains a curious disclaimer noting Ryan requested the magazine not ask him about his party's presumptive nominee, Donald Trump, as a condition of the interview.

That disclaimer reads:
And while his job does require some weekend phone calls to take care of business, Ryan says he doesn’t want to talk politics with his kids. (Or with PEOPLE. One condition of the Speaker getting on the phone for the magazine’s special Fathers’ Day gallery was that he not be asked about his party’s presidential nominee, Donald Trump, whom Ryan has famously declined so far to endorse.)
When People's writer made a closing joke about Trump, Ryan responded with a chuckle, "I'm hanging up now!" before ending the call, according to the story, which ran online under the magazine's Celebrity Babies vertical...
On a golf course far away, John Boehner is working on his short game, enjoying a Rusty Nail and laughing his orange ass off.


UPDATE:

The Day of Capitulation has arrived --



Burn, baby, burn.

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Paul Ryan and the Failing Sickness



So the Big City Paper sez that Paul Ryan will agree to take over as House Babysitter if the Shoutycrackers Loony Caucus agree to stop shouting and being loony.
Paul Ryan Says He Would Serve as Speaker if Republicans Unite

By JENNIFER STEINHAUER and EMMARIE HUETTEMAN OCT. 20, 2015

WASHINGTON — Representative Paul D. Ryan said for the first time Tuesday that he would be willing to serve as speaker if all factions of House Republicans could unite behind him.

Mr. Ryan addressed his colleagues and called for a change to the way the job is structured, saying the speaker should be more focused on communicating the message of the party and house and less on fundraising according to members in the room. He urged members to not try and change the rules “for one group.”
...
Unfortunately, whatever other dubious charms Representative Ryan may have, he has never shown any hint of having the equipment necessary to bring knuckleheads to heel.


So good luck with that.

Meanwhile, I sincerely hope that somewhere in the West Wing of the White House,  President Barack Obama is savoring the fact that, with one sentence -- "I look forward to working closely with Representative Ryan in a cooperative and bipartisan way" -- he has the power, if he chooses to exercise it, to utterly demolish the GOP's crooked house of bullshit and dynamite.

Meanwhile, Shakespeare!
CASCA:  Why, there was a crown offered him: and being
offered him, he put it by with the back of his hand,
thus; and then the people fell a-shouting.

BRUTUS: What was the second noise for?

CASCA:  Why, for that too.

CASSIUS: They shouted thrice: what was the last cry for?

CASCA: Why, for that too.

BRUTUS: Was the crown offered him thrice?

CASCA: Ay, marry, was't, and he put it by thrice, every
time gentler than other, and at every putting-by
mine honest neighbours shouted.

CASSIUS: Who offered him the crown?

CASCA: Why, Antony.

BRUTUS: Tell us the manner of it, gentle Casca.

CASCA: I can as well be hanged as tell the manner of it:
it was mere foolery; I did not mark it. I saw Mark
Antony offer him a crown;--yet 'twas not a crown
neither, 'twas one of these coronets;--and, as I told
you, he put it by once: but, for all that, to my
thinking, he would fain have had it. Then he
offered it to him again; then he put it by again:
but, to my thinking, he was very loath to lay his
fingers off it. And then he offered it the third
time; he put it the third time by: and still as he
refused it, the rabblement hooted and clapped their
chapped hands and threw up their sweaty night-caps
and uttered such a deal of stinking breath because
Caesar refused the crown that it had almost choked
Caesar; for he swounded and fell down at it: and
for mine own part, I durst not laugh, for fear of
opening my lips and receiving the bad air.

CASSIUS:  But, soft, I pray you: what, did Caesar swound?

CASCA: He fell down in the market-place, and foamed at
mouth, and was speechless.

BRUTUS: 'Tis very like: he hath the failing sickness...

(Yes, I know that the "failing" or "falling" sickness was epilepsy, but the formation of Shakespeare's sentence here was too perfect to pass up.)

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Let The Humanizing Begin!









































A G.O.P. Reunion, With Plans for More Togetherness 
VANDALIA, Ohio — For the first time in almost a month, Mitt Romney reunited on Tuesday with the man who many Republicans thought would charge up the presidential campaign: Representative Paul D. Ryan, the charismatic PowerPoint-wielder who can draw thousands to rallies that are really mostly giant question-and-answer sessions where they can ask “Paul,” in effect, how to save the party, and the country. 
The question now is whether Mr. Ryan, Mr. Romney’s vice-presidential running mate, can save his own ticket.
...

I, for one, look forward to that final, 48 hour, adrenaline-tweaked pre-election sprint when the final polls are in the hands of both candidates, the losing staff begins leaking like the Deepwater Horizon, huge, failing campaign engines seize up and gears start flying in every direction.



Until then, regardless of the staggering mountain of evidence to contrary, the plutocrat party line will continue to be that the Romneybot 9000 has never made a mistake or distorted information and remains, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

The Democratic People's Republic of Conservatism




Last night as I was fighting off the last, clingy remnants of what appears to have been Rigellian Fever, and BG and I were otherwise rushing about trying to manage another midweek homework/ dinner/ shower/ bedtime-story traffic jam, my wife stopped dead in her tracks in front of the teevee just as Paul Ryan was stem-winding his bare-assed falsehood about the U.S. credit downgrade:
"Oh Jesus,"she said. "You mean they're really going to lie about that too?"

"Of course they are," I said. "After all, once you've trained your base to believe anything, why the Hell not just lie about everything? They're North Korea."

"They are," she said sadly. "They really are."
From inventing "welfare queens" and "young bucks" out of the raw material of their bigoted paranoia, to hiding their pig-ignorant, Limbaugh-loving Base in plain sight by strapping funny hats on their heads, calling them a "tea party" and claiming that they had never heard of George W. Bush, the strategy of bald-faced, Orwellian lying is one that the GOP been battle-testing and tweaking for 30 years.  

And with Paul Ryan's convention speech, the GOP has shown that it is determined to do what it always does in a crisis: double down and down and down on the lying.



Last night, on the biggest national stage he has yet occupied, Paul Ryan fully re-invested the Romney/Ryan ticket in Karl Rove's strategic vision of a Party that has thrown off the shackles of factual reality and now propels itself entirely by the internal combustion of its own fairy tales, medieval values and rapacious ideology:


Paul Ryan’s Convention Speech and His Web of Lies 
by Michael Tomasky Aug 30, 2012

Paul Ryan pushed American politics into new territory with his convention speech, effectively daring Democrats and the media to call him out on his string of blatant falsehoods.

It just boggles the mind to imagine how Paul Ryan can stand up there and lash Barack Obama for abandoning Bowles-Simpson when he did exactly that himself. Or for taking $716 billion out of Medicare that Ryan’s own budget also removes from Medicare. Or try to blame him for the closing of a GM plant that actually closed while George W. Bush was president. Those three lies are just the beginning of a cavalcade that followed. I can’t in clear conscience call such a speech “good” or “effective.” But I will acknowledge that Ryan can spin the goods like nobody’s business...




A strategy which, despite skyrocketing deficits, a suffocating middle class, a war birthed in lies and spiraling into catastrophe, and a barely literate debate performances by George W. Bush, worked like fucking Spanish Fly with magic leprechaun sprinkles in 2004.

It worked because while Democrats were busy being indignant and incredulous that anyone in their right mind could believe a word that the Swiftboat Liars and the architects of the Iraqi Debacle said, the Republicans were busy stealing a march from them among the dolts at the swampy end of the "Undecided" gene pool: a march from which the Kerry campaign never recovered.

Which is why this time around anyone who has lived through the depraved decades of the Reagan Revolution and the Age of Bush and who has watched the Party of Personal Responsibility get away with 100% pure, unstepped-on Orwellian crack like this --

 

-- and this --


-- and this --
The source of the term is a quotation in an October 17, 2004, The New York Times Magazine article by writer Ron Suskind, quoting an unnamed aide to George W. Bush (later attributed to Karl Rove):

The aide said that guys like me were "in what we call the reality-based community," which he defined as people who "believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality." ... "That's not the way the world really works anymore," he continued. "We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors…and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."
-- and this --
“Not intended to be a factual statement,” the comment made by a spokesperson for Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) and transformed by comedian Stephen Colbert into a pop culture meme has come nearly full circle, as Democrats have begun to use the phrase on the Senate floor.    
-- has no business being taken by surprise by a Republican candidate for Vice President who gets up on the biggest stage of his life and --  in front of tens of millions of his fellow citizens -- lies as easily and unself-consciously as a dog licking its ass.

This is who they are now.  This is all they are now.  And the reason it might very well work this time even though we can see it coming right down Michigan Avenue is that the Republican system of bald-faced, pathological lying requires only two moving parts:  first, a Party that, top to bottom, has gone fully sociopathic and will lie about anything, any time without batting an eye, and second, a complicit, enabling Centrist media which categorically refuse to call them on their lying.

That first group -- the Party base -- is a cultural dead-loss: they've been stuck on stupid and bigoted for decades and, as I have said many times before, at this point they ain't gonna let nobody turn them 'round.

As to the second group...well the astute reader probably figured a long time ago why I devote so much of my meager firepower to Centrists:

...the Pig People would be nothing but a minor nuisance -- a boil on the ass of democracy -- without their  Centrists who keep the "Both Sides Do It" spider hole well-furnished and open for business.  Pound for pound, Centrism is the biggest and most debilitating lie in American politics bar none.  It is the Big Lie that makes all the little lies possible, which is why I focus so hard on those who traffic in it.  They are the ones most vulnerable to and terrified of being called out in public.  They are the ones we must run out of the media on a rail.




Think Progress has a fast rundown on the many exciting ways our Centrist, enabling media has invented to weasel out of performing its most basic public service of telling the truth and calling a liar a liar:

How The Media Soft-Plays Paul Ryan’s Lies: ‘Factual Shortcuts,’ ‘Perceived Inaccuracies,’ ‘Questionable Claims’

By Zack Beauchamp on Aug 30, 2012

Rep. Paul Ryan’s (R-WI) speech to the Republican National Convention last night was chock-full of bald-faced lies. For example, Ryan blamed the Obama for S&P’s downgrade of our credit rating (despite the fact that S&P blamed GOP policies) and blasted Obama for failing to heed the Bowles-Simpson debt commission (which Ryan torpedoed). Yet political reporters covering the speech have, in many cases, been curiously reticent to call Ryan’s lies what they are. Here’s a list, in no particular order, of the euphemisms used in place of “lie” to describe Ryan’s falsehoods...

Without their Centrist enablers by their side, the Pig People fail.  Miserably.

With their Centrist enablers by their side, they may well succeed.

And in the end the only way the enabling Centrist parasites can ever be pried away from their Pig People hosts is to visit such a relentless and unholy amount of professional pain on their heads that they are either forced to quit lying or are forced to lose their gigs in "respectable" media and have to fight with Greta Van Sustern for table scraps at Fox News.

This time around, it's really that simple.

Friday, August 24, 2012

I Will Answer Any Questions...


...except those related to abortion.

And Todd Akin.

And my years at Bain.

Also I will not be answering any questions about my family, my residences or my term as governor of Massachusetts.

Questions about my religion or my taxes are also off-limits, as are all questions about my vice presidential nominee's positions, my Party's  platform and the entire Bush Administration.

Also no questions about droughts.