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Pentagon profiteer plutocrats
Genocide gigolos and Raytheon rats
Build robot armies and robot cops
Boil our water for AI slop
Poison our oceans and blacken our skies
Enslave our minds with hatred and lies
Well hey man I know something nicer
Let’s put their melons in the melon slicer

Steal our wages and crush dissent
Buy all the housing and raise the rent
Buy both parties so voting won’t work
Rig that election with a smugly smirk
Then send our children off to war
Cuz they got money but they want more
It needs to stop so here’s the stopper:
Set those melons in the melon chopper

Pedophile parties and private jets
While working people drown in debts
Using the press to manufacture consent
So no one asks where the money went
Pulling the wool up over our eyes
While the ice caps melt and the planet dies
These Palantir princes won’t look so chipper
When their melons meet the melon snipper

Watch those melons go snippety snip
For Iraq and Yemen and the Gaza Strip
For the hungry and homeless and the working poor
Listen to those melons hitting the floor
Watch those melons bounce down the stairs
Getting snip snap snippied in singles and pairs
Luigi was an underachiever
Poke those melons in the melon cleaver

As usual, anyone who wants to set these words to music is free to do so.

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• Category: Foreign Policy • Tags: American Military 
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  1. Anon[202] • Disclaimer says:

    The next antisemitic word is *responsibility*. The genocide Jews and their domesticated speakers will be shrieking at you to stop saying it. Because that is how we make em pay and hang em high.

    https://www.ohchr.org/sites/default/files/documents/hrbodies/hrcouncil/coiopt/a-80-492-advance-unedited-version.pdf

  2. To paraphrase Arthur Fleck:

    What do you get when millions of white Allied christian-commie morons fight on the side of Judeo-Communism in WWII & obliterate the only nation opposed to capitalist-communist-zionist supremacy?

    I’ll tell you what you get!

    You get what you f*ckin’ deserve!

  3. Arsestralians like “Cazza Jazza” are so very amusing. They desperately want help from America probably because they can’t even get an Arsestralian rocket in the air for more than a minute. And she’s mocking Raytheon? Arsestralia can only dream of being able to do what Raytheon does.

    Arses like Johnstone pretend Oz is the Switzerland of the South Pacific, minding their own business, bothering no one as they sip their flat whites. But they’re stirring up shit with China on behalf of Britain and have been needlessly provoking Russia as well. These are not good or moral “pypul.”

    • Replies: @JunkyardDog
    , @PCM
  4. Che Guava says:

    It may not be AI as such, but the voice sounds synthetic, possibly from a ‘net-based tool.

  5. @BuelahMan

    Nice blues version.

    When I first read the lyrics, I started singing it in my head as a kind of bluegrassy song.

    AI then?

    • Replies: @BuelahMan
  6. Line 6: “Enslave our minds with hatred …”
    You then rap on with a “song” filled with hatred. E.g.: “Luigi was an underachiever.”

    You probably don’t like American Cowboy Culture. But it did have one admirable precept: THOU SHALT NOT SHOOT A MAN IN THE BACK. In American Cowboy Culture, Luigi would have been hanged months ago. Cowboy Morality is probably incomprehensible to you because women have no concept of honour.

    P.S.: Thanks for your generous offer of allowing everyone to set your lyrics to music. Since it doesn’t scan, that is a bit of a challenge. You will need to find a rap “artist” among your circle of friends to pull this off.

    • Disagree: Dr. Krieger
  7. Excellent resentment relief, thank you. It reminds me of the rather louder King Crimson ditty “21st Century Schizoid Man.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OvW8Z7kiws

  8. @Bragadocious

    What the hell happened to Australia, from seriously tough guys like their special forces operating in Vietnam to swingin’ chads in one generation. The only fight left in them is fighting over who’ll be first to get the next clot shot, or the Sheilas squealing on their neighbors for not masking. They even built concentration camps to show how compliant they’ll be when the Jews turn off the lights and sell Australia to China.

    • Agree: John Trout
    • Replies: @Harry E
    , @Bragadocious
  9. Harry E says:
    @JunkyardDog

    What the hell happened to Australia, from seriously tough guys like their special forces operating in Vietnam to swingin’ chads in one generation.

    Don’t forget ANZNAC.

    https://www.britannica.com/topic/ANZAC

    “ANZAC, combined corps that served with distinction in World War I during the ill-fated 1915 Gallipoli Campaign, an attempt to capture the Dardanelles from Turkey.

    In 1916 Australian and New Zealand infantry divisions were sent to France. They took part in some of the bloodiest actions of the war and established reputations as elite shock troops, at the price of heavy casualties.

    A unique mentality based on concepts of manhood, mateship, and meritocracy is frequently cited as the key to Australian and New Zealand soldiers’ valour and effectiveness. In Australia and New Zealand, ANZAC Day—April 25 (the date of the Gallipoli landing)—has been a major occasion for expressing national sentiment.”

  10. @Harry E

    Wasn’t Gallipoli another case of the Brits sending Aussies and Kiwis into a meatgrinder?

  11. “Brits sending Aussies and Kiwis into a meatgrinder?”

    Yup.

    Gallipoli was Churchill’s idea.

    • Thanks: Tennessee Jed
  12. @Eustace Tilley (not)

    Just as today shooting someone in the back only mattered if you got caught. Cowboy Culture had many admirable precepts including horse thieves shall be hung, cattle thieves shall be hung, rapists shall be hung. Old Draco himself would have loved cowboy jurisprudence.

  13. PCM says:
    @Bragadocious

    Are you serious? Or just seriously ignorant? “Cazza Jazza” is a major dissident with respect to Ozzie and Western Bloc policy. She doesn’t remotely pretend that Oz is the “Switzerland of the South Pacific” (although you should really look into how the real Switzerland has jumped on the anti-Russia sanctions bandwagon and has initiated closer coordination with NATO, both of which suggest that “Cazza” would be absolutely right if she did make the comparison). And for what it’s worth, Raytheon can only dream of being able to do what Russia’s Almaz-Antey Air Defence does with its S-400 and S-500 SAMs. Ragging on Caitlin Johnstone because she’s Australian is like ragging on Chris Hedges because he’s American. Get a clue before you post or don’t post at all. As Lincoln ostensibly said, ’tis better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

    • Replies: @Bragadocious
  14. @Harry E

    No, we in the West should never forget extraordinary ANZAC bravery under fire after Churchill, whose wife reported he wore tailored pink silk underwear, sent them to their deaths for nothing in Gallipoli.

    The new official portrait of Trump, by the way, is unarguably an imitation of Churchill. Is Trump oblivious to the grinning mockery of his being pre-positioned as a wartime leader of Churchillian stature when it was Churchill who almost single-handedly destroyed the British Empire? Is Trump that much of a buffoon that he can’t see he’s being set up to take down the United States once Greater Israel is achieved and Israel dumps the US under the bus for BRICs?

  15. I support the use of the guillotine – against Hebertists.

  16. @PCM

    Nah, she follows the old Arsestralian line “the Seppos made us do it.”

    She covers for the Arses of Oz. She removes accountability from Arsestralia and places all of it on the US. Idiots like you can’t see this.

    I could go on all day about the shit they and they alone have stirred up globally, stuff she will never get into.

  17. @JunkyardDog

    If you dig a little bit into Arsestralians serving in Vietnam, you’ll find they weren’t seriously tough guys, they were drunks. Falling down drunks. Only 521 of them died in Vietnam, an absolutely pitiful contribution. One of those casualties was an officer who was fragged by an Arsestralian over reduced beer rations.

  18. peterAUS says:
    @Harry E

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Beersheba_(1917)

    ..the 4th Light Horse Regiment deployed north of the Iswaiwin-to-Beersheba road, also known as the Black W road, with the 12th Light Horse Regiment south of the road on their left. They were armed with “neither sword nor lance [but] … with bayonets in their hands”.[169][175] The regiment’s “A”, “B” and “C” squadrons formed three squadron lines (in that order) between 300 and 500 yards (270 and 460 m) apart, each squadron line extended to 5 yards (4.6 m). …The two regiments had ridden nearly 2 miles (3.2 km) when the 12th Light Horse Regiment (on the left) was targeted by heavy machine-gun fire from the direction of Hill 1180, “[c]oming from an effective range…..The charging regiments were again fired on about 1 mile (1.6 km) east of Beersheba…..[A] great sight suddenly sprung up on our left, lines and lines of horsemen moving. The Turks were on the run and the Aus. Div. was after them. We could see the horses jumping the trenches, dust everywhere.…..As the 4th Light Horse Regiment approached the fortifications directly in front of them, their leading squadron jumped the advance trenches at the gallop and the main 10-foot-deep (3.0 m), 4-foot-wide (1.2 m) trenches, defended by Ottoman soldiers………….

  19. “Watch those melons bounce down the stairs” 😂😂LMAO 😂😂

    Depends on whether she’s wearing a bra.

    • LOL: Cloverleaf
  20. BuelahMan says:
    @Dr. Krieger

    Yes. Suno AI (I use on all my videos, of late… I used to do all the singing).
    Check them out
    https://www.bitchute.com/channel/Q0ZzolfePUC7/

  21. @Eustace Tilley (not)

    Your comments are like 10,000 Lyndsey Graham’s lisping simultaneously in infinite space.

    • Replies: @Eustace Tilley (not)
  22. @Vulcan Steelpeter

    How very … “clever”.

    It’s not my fault that you never graduated from college.

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