just when i thought life was good
it got even better...
"We'll make up our own guy with our own super powers,
it will be an orginal thing,
but people will be comfortable in that superhero world.
it can't be joke power,
becasue you can't sustain it.
we have a lot of rules you have to follow.
if its a joke power,
it's a joke one time and can't continue to be funny.
these have to be real powers..."
david zucker
i have discovered i have super powers.
but not as unique and special as i orginally thought
but not as unique and special as i orginally thought
it seems there are other women
out there who behold the same powers
out there who behold the same powers
my discovery yesterday
i went to the bathroom
no worries i will try to limit the information here
no worries i will try to limit the information here
took a shower
got dressed
went in the garage to put in a load a of laundry
"mama...i need you"
me: could you wait a minute please
"mama...really...i need you"
me: what is wrong
"the toilet seat is BLUE"
me: what...the toilet seat is blue
"ya...what did you do"
me: i did not do anything
"yes...yes you did...come look for yourself
i walked in the house
to the bathroom
to discover my bum and thigh print
ever so nicely outlined and colored
in a pale blue color on the toilet seat....
to the bathroom
to discover my bum and thigh print
ever so nicely outlined and colored
in a pale blue color on the toilet seat....
{INSERT MUCH LAUGHTER}
oh my goodness
what in the world
i reached for tissue and wiped the rim...nothing
i grabbed our cleaner and rag...nothing
it was not coming out
what in the world
i reached for tissue and wiped the rim...nothing
i grabbed our cleaner and rag...nothing
it was not coming out
"mama...looks like you got smurf powers"
i go to computer to google
TOILET.SEAT.TURNING.BLUE
and become quite amused by
how many people have written questions or concerns
reguarding such this matter
1. I AM NOT PREGNANT...atleast 99.9999999999999999999% sure
2. I AM NOT GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE....atleast 99.9999999999999% sure
3. I HAVE NOT CHANGED BODY SOAP...dr bronners
4. I HAVE NOT CHANGED LAUNDRY SOAP...homemade laundry soap
5. I HAVE NOT CHANGED CLEANERS...vinager~baking soda concoction
6. I AM NOT TAKING ANY MEDICATIONS
7. I CLEAN OUR TOILET EVERYDAY...NO JOKE...live with 3 boys...and sometimes more
8. LAST TIME I CHECKED...I AM A HUMAN...NOT SMURF...although it would be fun for a day or so
so where does this leave me
could a surge or drop in hormones
really cause one to radiate and seep
color from their pores
really cause one to radiate and seep
color from their pores
or
do i have some
wickedly cool super magical powers indeed
....could anyone else explain such...