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The Man Rules.

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.

Finally, the guy's side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' from the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

:D

I’m sure all of you have heard about this. Widely circulated in Facebook, one can’t help but to listen to the conversation between the DJ, the girl and the girl’s fiancé.

When I first heard it, I was amazed and shocked at the girl for being so brave, rude and arrogant too if I may add, knowing that it is being aired live for all to listen. If you don’t know what is it about, it is a about the girl who wanted to break things off with the fiancé, for the fiancé is poor and she has found another guy that is good looking, rich and bought her shoes and handbags.

The fiancé sells burger for a living for your information.

One would think, a burger seller can easily get a profit of 1k a night. More or less. I would think so actually. But, she wanted more. She wants a car, not a lorry. She wanted to feel secure, to have a good future and she don’t think that a burger seller could provide all that to her.

At one point, I tend to agree with her. I remember going out when I was in primary, RM50 is like RM1000 to me. I can do so much with that RM50. But now, RM50 is just like RM1. Even if you buy toiletries also, it would cost you at least RM30 or more. So I can relate with her fear of living a hard life after marriage, the uncertainty of everything.

But then again, in the first place, why get engaged if you know there’s no future? That puzzles me actually. Yes, she did say he was persistence and was willing to improve himself. But to be engaged is a big deal. You promised yourself to your man. It means that you’ve done your research, you’ve accepted the fact and you’re willing to go through anything, despite being poor or rich with the guy you’re engaged to.

But then again, we’re not in her shoes. So obviously we can’t say much. Only she knows what’s best for herself, or so she thinks.

But I really pitied the guy. I guess God has better plans for him. So Good Luck Samad!