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Showing posts with label Trees. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trees. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Herschel Walker asks, "Don't we have enough trees around here?"

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Friday, June 17, 2022

"Here's Johnny Appleseed!"

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Monday, May 30, 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene Sez:  "Bill Gates wants you to eat his 
fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.”

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Thursday, April 28, 2022

When it comes to trees, Madison Cawthorn punches
above his weight class.

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Sunday, December 12, 2021

When the Christmas tree falls, 
it must be the day after Caturday.

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Saturday, December 26, 2020

Factoid of the Hour #23
Did an Ex-Police Dog Bark at Shipworms in a Tree?

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Tuesday, December 01, 2020

"O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree
How lovely are thy branches."
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Sunday, October 04, 2020

Doctor Says Trump 'Not Out of the Woods'
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Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Coronavirus Turning Trees into Hurricane Fenceophages
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Tuesday, August 13, 2019

"Honey, why did you order a wood chipper? We haven't had
a tree in our yard for years."
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Monday, June 10, 2019

"I guess I fertilized it with too much Trump bullshit," 
says White House gardener.
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Thursday, January 31, 2019

What the Monkeypod Tree Thinks About All Day
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Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Sick of Trump and Trumpniks, the National
Christmas Tree has blasted off to parts
unknown.
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Sunday, December 16, 2018

Think Bigly
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Thursday, November 29, 2018

Melania Trump Sez: "We are in the 21st century and everybody
 has a different taste in speleothems. I think they look fantastic."
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Tuesday, November 27, 2018

White House Declares:  "Let's Have a Gritty Gritty
Christmas This Year!"
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Monday, November 26, 2018

White House Christmas Decor Positively Putinesque
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Monday, November 19, 2018

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus and 
Trump Palpating a Horse's Ass
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New White House Website
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Friday, August 31, 2018

Kid Gets What He Deserves for Reciting
Joyce Kilmer's 'Trees' So Recklessly
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