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Showing posts with label Bill Gates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill Gates. Show all posts

Friday, September 23, 2022

Grab That Quarter Pounder® with Cheese 
While There's Still Time!

Posted by Fearguth at 9:58 AM 0 comments
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Wednesday, June 01, 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene Beats Bill Gates's Meat

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Monday, May 30, 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene Sez:  "Bill Gates wants you to eat his 
fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.”

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Tuesday, October 26, 2021

World's Oldest Man believes Bill Gates is using 
coronavirus vaccinations to sterilize him.

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Monday, May 17, 2021

That look you get when you try to imagine Bill Gates
having an affair.

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Monday, May 03, 2021

After 27 years, Bill and Melinda Gates
had a meeting of minds.

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Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Let us hope this works as advertised and doesn't 
require Bill Gates microchip implants.
Posted by Fearguth at 2:11 PM 0 comments
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Saturday, April 18, 2020

Microsoft Founder Believed by Some to Be
Illegal Exobiological Alien
Posted by Fearguth at 9:12 AM 0 comments
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Thursday, November 07, 2019

Will the Gates of Hell prevail?
Posted by Fearguth at 11:49 AM 0 comments
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The Trump in the Cardigan Sweater
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Friday, May 18, 2018

Trump: "He speaks in the third person."
Bill Gates: "Who's he?"
Trump: "Me."
Posted by Fearguth at 11:48 AM 0 comments
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The Look on Trump's Face When Bill Gates Is 
Explaining the Difference Between HIV and HPV
Posted by Fearguth at 8:06 AM 0 comments
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Thursday, September 20, 2012

Just to show you how bad income inequality has become
in this country, Bill Gates, worth $66 billion, is at the top
of the Forbes 400 list of the richest people in America,
and Denise York, worth $1.1 billion, is at the bottom.
  This means Mr. Gates is 66 times richer than Ms. 
York, which, you'll have to admit, is both shocking
 and shameful.
Posted by Fearguth at 8:19 AM 0 comments
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Friday, April 01, 2011

"You better be glad I'm such a wimp, Paul
Allen, or I'd kick your hiney!"
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Have you seen the Bill Gates National Monument?
It was outsourced to Spain.
Posted by Fearguth at 12:53 AM 0 comments
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Thursday, August 21, 2008

"Hi, Bill! Mom and Dad want you to drop by the White
House someday soon and program the remote. OK?"
Posted by Fearguth at 4:08 PM 0 comments
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Saturday, January 26, 2008

When Jordan's Queen Rania and Microsoft's Bill Gates
Discovered U2's Bono Wears High-Heel Sneakers
Posted by Fearguth at 6:44 AM 0 comments
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Monday, February 12, 2007

"How was I to know that Microsoft PowerPoint would
turn out to be the Pentagon's most effective weapon
in the war against truth, justice, and the American Way?"
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Saturday, May 27, 2006

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer was jubilant when he
defeated Steve Jobs in their Doom Deathmatch.
Posted by Fearguth at 8:06 AM 0 comments
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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Tavern owner Cary Anderson takes his
basketball very seriously.
Posted by Fearguth at 1:25 PM 0 comments
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