[go: up one dir, main page]
Showing posts with label Apples. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Apples. Show all posts

Friday, June 17, 2022

"Here's Johnny Appleseed!"

Posted by Fearguth at 9:13 AM 0 comments
Labels: , , , ,

Wednesday, June 01, 2022

As you would expect, Ted Cruz uses a Rotten Apple computer.

Posted by Fearguth at 11:38 AM 0 comments
Labels: , , ,

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

If you like your apples to taste like grapes,
you're probably a Grappler.

Posted by Fearguth at 11:00 AM 0 comments
Labels: , , , ,

Saturday, May 23, 2020

Uh-oh, looks like it's just about Trump's feeding time.
Posted by Fearguth at 8:52 AM 0 comments
Labels: , , , , ,

Friday, April 17, 2020

Annoying Apple Tries to Make Comeback
by Claiming COVID-19 Virus Originated
in Dr. Zoidberg's Lab
Posted by Fearguth at 7:05 AM 0 comments
Labels: , , , ,

Friday, February 23, 2018

Dana Loesch, NRA Street Vendor
Posted by Fearguth at 10:06 AM 0 comments
Labels: , , , , , ,

Monday, November 13, 2017

Little Known Fact #66
Trump drinks his Gerber's Apple Juice out of a
champagne flute.
Posted by Fearguth at 4:12 PM 0 comments
Labels: , , ,

Friday, March 31, 2017

What Sean Spicer Does in His Spare Time
Posted by Fearguth at 8:43 AM 0 comments
Labels: , , , , ,

Monday, January 09, 2017

Still Life with Adam, Fruit, and Obedient Eve
Posted by Fearguth at 10:12 AM 0 comments
Labels: , , , , , , , , ,

Friday, July 11, 2014

The Unexpurgated Bible #101
"And when she heard that women who eat apples daily have 
better sex, Eve took of the fruit thereof, and did eat."
Posted by Fearguth at 7:22 AM 0 comments
Labels: , , ,

Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Common Core

Common Bore
Posted by Fearguth at 2:39 PM 1 comments
Labels: , , ,

Monday, May 21, 2012

"The Governor Jan Brewer Apple Peeler with Suction Base
is only $19.95.  Be among the first 100 callers and we will
double your order.  All you pay is extra shipping and 
handling.  Call now!"
Posted by Fearguth at 2:54 PM 1 comments
Labels: , , , ,

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Michele Bachmann Requests Withdrawal of Dual Swiss
 Citizenship, Citing Her Life-Long Fear of Caramel Apples 
Posted by Fearguth at 7:13 PM 3 comments
Labels: , ,

Monday, April 02, 2012

"Nice landing, but you've got to admit it could've been just a 
little bit better had you been using the GPS function of the 
iPhone 4S."
Posted by Fearguth at 6:16 PM 0 comments
Labels: , ,

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Wizard of Oz Accused of Fearmongering
on Apple Jacks®
Posted by Fearguth at 9:37 AM 0 comments
Labels: , , , ,

Thursday, September 08, 2011

Drunken Elk, Smashed on Applejack, Rescued from Treetop
Posted by Fearguth at 8:25 AM 0 comments
Labels: , , ,

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

William Shakespeare was the apple of his eye.
Posted by Fearguth at 6:42 AM 0 comments
Labels: , , ,

Monday, February 21, 2011

Greedy Teacher
Posted by Fearguth at 11:21 AM 0 comments
Labels: , ,

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

"Applejack I've heard of, but can't say I've ever heard of
Appleback."
Posted by Fearguth at 4:28 PM 0 comments
Labels: , ,

Friday, October 22, 2010

Johnny Rotten Apple
Posted by Fearguth at 11:38 AM 0 comments
Labels: ,
Subscribe to: Comments (Atom)
 
Site Meter