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Showing posts with label Gravity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gravity. Show all posts

Sunday, April 24, 2022

It is levity that shapes the large-scale
structures of the Universe.

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Friday, September 11, 2020

The Day the Children Grasped 
Galileo's Theory of Falling Bodies
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Saturday, March 07, 2020

Cat Refusing to Understand the 
Gravity of the Situation
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Thursday, January 31, 2019

What the Monkeypod Tree Thinks About All Day
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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

The Day After the House GOP Voted to Repeal the
Law of Gravity
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Saturday, March 18, 2017

Like Buck Rogers, Trump always wore an
anti-gravity belt.
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Thursday, November 17, 2016

"Gravity getting you down, Squidward?"
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Thursday, February 11, 2016

For the first time, scientists have detected Albert Einstein 
surfing gravitational waves.
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Cosmic Breakthrough: Physicists Detect Gravitational Waves 
from Violent Collision of Two Assholes
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What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #32
A Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatory
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Friday, January 29, 2016

Commenting on the effect the absence of Donald Trump 
had on the GOP debate, one observer said, "The debate
 lacked an obvious center of gravity."  Another observer 
responded, "I have a hunch we're living in the last days 
of gravity, the center or otherwise."
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Sunday, February 01, 2015

Q:  Based on this map, what theory best explains
the concentration of poverty in the southern
states?
A:  Gravity.

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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Senator Inhofe Introduces Bill to Limit FAA Regulation
of Okies Wearing Anti-Gravity Belts
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Thursday, December 30, 2010

China Announces Beltless Anti-Gravity Breakthrough
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

It wasn't just the alcohol and caffeine that made Four Loko so
popular with young people.  It was also the anti-gravity effect.
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Saturday, March 20, 2010

"All I know is one day these four guys said, 'To hell with
gravity!' You can see the result."
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Monday, March 15, 2010

"Glenn's starting to rave about weightlessness and
how Obama's conspiring with the Mole Men to lead
America into a Gravity Holocaust. Note to producer:
has he quit taking his Haldol again?"
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Friday, January 15, 2010

Gravity is the remorseless enemy of the faces of
septuagenarian Senators.
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Monday, December 21, 2009

He had a hunch he was living in the
last days of gravity.
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Sunday, July 05, 2009

There were days when gravity got the best of him.
Today was one of those days.
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