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Showing posts with label Grapes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grapes. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

If you like your apples to taste like grapes,
you're probably a Grappler.

Sunday, April 11, 2021

No one impersonates a sour grape better than
Donald Trump.

Friday, December 11, 2020

Trump wants to know who sent him the big jar
of Sour Grapes for Christmas.

Monday, April 06, 2020

Where Bad Grapes Go When They Die

Thursday, May 03, 2018

As the Whited Sepulchre prayed, 
the Grape of Wrath fermented.

Monday, January 09, 2017

Still Life with Adam, Fruit, and Obedient Eve

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

"What is oblong and purple and raisin hell?"
"Wingnut Commander the Grape."

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Best When Paired with
Grapes of Wrath

Sunday, August 23, 2009

"Blond jokes? Sorry, but I don't think they're nearly
as funny as elephant jokes or grape jokes."

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Cluster of Concord Grapes Escapes From Mogen David Winery

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Steve Spalding only drinks wine from grapes thrown to him
from fifteen feet away which he catches and then ferments in 
his mouth.  Despite the difficulty of this feat, Steve has been so 
successful--he once caught 1203 grapes in a row--he is now 
a hopeless wino.
 
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