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Showing posts with label Jan Brewer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jan Brewer. Show all posts

Sunday, October 23, 2016

Jan Brewer Sez:  "Trump is getting waterboarded and
I'm being mummified."
Posted by Fearguth at 1:02 PM 1 comments
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Thursday, August 18, 2016

"Brewer Says Calling Clinton a 'Lying Killer' Was a
 'Stumble of the Tongue'"
Posted by Fearguth at 6:29 AM 0 comments
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Monday, June 27, 2016

"The only thing I like better than Donald Trump is a 
basket of fried chicken gizzards!"
Posted by Fearguth at 12:59 PM 0 comments
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Sunday, February 28, 2016

Arizona Scorpion Endorses Trump
Posted by Fearguth at 8:39 AM 0 comments
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Saturday, July 11, 2015

Even Captain Marvel was no match for this Scorpion.
Posted by Fearguth at 7:49 AM 0 comments
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Think of Jan Brewer as Donald Trump
without the dashing good looks and
charm.
Posted by Fearguth at 7:46 AM 0 comments
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Thursday, July 24, 2014

Governor Brewer Sez:  "The inmate who gasped and snorted
for two hours before dying did not suffer.  I'm the one who
suffered!"
Posted by Fearguth at 9:24 AM 0 comments
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Saturday, May 25, 2013

Jan Brewer's face has more strata than the
Grand Canyon.
Posted by Fearguth at 10:54 AM 0 comments
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Saturday, December 01, 2012

"Everybody has an opinion on global warming, you know, 
and I, you know, I probably don’t believe that it’s man-
made.  I believe that, you know, that weather elements
 are controlled maybe by different things, like Gila 
monsters and night crawlers."
Posted by Fearguth at 1:57 PM 0 comments
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Monday, August 06, 2012

"Jan, honey, wanna see my car elevator?"
Posted by Fearguth at 7:11 AM 0 comments
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Sunday, August 05, 2012

"Jan, honey, you're lookin' mighty good, and I'm sober
as a Mormon judge!"
Posted by Fearguth at 9:25 AM 0 comments
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Saturday, July 21, 2012

"Why is it, Governor Brewer, that you
 always seem to remind people of  
Chicharrones, i. e., a 'Crispy Cloud
of Porkaliciousness'?"
Posted by Fearguth at 6:10 PM 0 comments
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Sunday, July 15, 2012

Back in the good ol' days, they didn't call them 'Suicide
Bombers'; they called them 'Blond Bombshells'.

Posted by Fearguth at 6:36 AM 0 comments
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Saturday, July 14, 2012

Now that the 48-hour, Condi for Veep boomlet has subsided,
it's time for the 48-hour, Jan Brewer for Veep boomlet.
Posted by Fearguth at 9:03 AM 2 comments
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Monday, May 21, 2012

"The Governor Jan Brewer Apple Peeler with Suction Base
is only $19.95.  Be among the first 100 callers and we will
double your order.  All you pay is extra shipping and 
handling.  Call now!"
Posted by Fearguth at 2:54 PM 1 comments
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Friday, March 16, 2012

Governor Brewer Goes to Glamour Shots® 
Posted by Fearguth at 8:56 AM 0 comments
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Friday, March 02, 2012

The archaeological dig currently underway on Jan Brewer's 
face has revealed alternating layers of trash, washed-in 
gravels, and episodes of ash dumping.
Posted by Fearguth at 7:39 AM 0 comments
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Monday, February 27, 2012

Types of Paleolithic Tools Found in Arizona
Posted by Fearguth at 2:53 PM 2 comments
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Sunday, February 26, 2012

Governor Brewer was positively giddy
 when she heard she had been cast in
the role of 'Juliana' in the remake of
Edgar Allan Poe's The Masque of the
Red Death.
Posted by Fearguth at 10:15 AM 2 comments
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Sunday, February 05, 2012

On the Road to Brewerstan
Posted by Fearguth at 8:05 AM 2 comments
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