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Friday, January 16, 2026

Galaxy, Sept '52: K MacLean, E E Smith, G R Dickson, and J H Schmitz

In response to a blog post in which I mildly praised "The Faithful Friend," a story by Evelyn E. Smith, a woman who has over fifty short story credits at isfdb, one of my knowledgeable readers recommended Smith's "Tea Tray in the Sky."  "Tea Tray in the Sky" debuted in the September 1952 issue of H. L. Gold's Galaxy, an issue which also includes a discourse on heroism in fiction and in real life from Gold, reviews by Groff Conklin of collections of old stories by David H. Keller, A. E. van Vogt and John W. Campbell, Jr, and brandy new stories by Katherine MacLean, Gordon R. Dickson and James H. Schmitz.  Let's get a peek at what kind of product Gold was selling back in the fall of 1952, nineteen years before I was born, by reading MacLean's, Dickson's and Schmitz's stories as well as Smith's.

"The Snowball Effect" by Katherine MacLean

Looks like I've read three stories by MacLean over the years.  We've got "The Gambling Hell and the Sinful Girl" published in Ben Bova's Analog, and "Unhuman Sacrifice" and "Feedback," both from Campbell's Astounding.  I liked two of those three stories; let's hope "The Snowball Effect" makes that score 3 to 1.

The narrator of "The Snowball Effect" has recently been made dean and president of a university and charged with making the university profitable.  He goes to the head of the Sociology Department and asks this joker to explain how the Sociology Department can bring in money.  The professor claims he has come up with mathematical formulas that can describe and predict how organizations grow or shrink in size and power.  He tells the narrator that, if given six months, he can prove the value of sociology, and the prof and the prez develop a plan to experiment on some local people, try to make their little organization grow.

Using math equations, the sociology prof develops a scientifically designed constitution and organization chart for a local women's sewing club and gives it to the most ambitious and competent member of the club.  The twist of the story is that, four months later, when the prez checks in on the sewing club, he finds the competent woman has revolutionized the sewing club, turning it into a sort of social welfare NGO and using the super-scientific constitution and organization chart to grow the club into an entity of thousands.  The objective of this organization is to revolutionize the town, fashion it into "the jewel of the United States" with "a bright and glorious future—potentially without poor and without uncared-for ill—potentially with no ugliness, no vistas which are not beautiful—the best people in the best planned town in the country...."  By the sixth month mark the organization is huge, and has incorporated into itself businesses and politicians.  The protagonists predict in a decade or so the organization will take over America and then the world.  They expect that the organization will then, as all big institutions do, collapse, perhaps throwing the entire world into chaos, as when the Roman Empire collapsed.

This is an idea story that maybe is supposed to be funny, rather than a human story with suspense or human relationships, and everything about the idea is questionable, but "The Snowball Effect" isn't too long and it isn't poorly written or constructed, and I guess the idea is sort of interesting, so we're giving it a rating of acceptable.

I may think the story is just OK, but lots of editors are into it, maybe because it is very much about science, like a traditional science fiction story should be, but instead of romanticizing a hard science or engineering, disciplines anybody can see are awesome without having to be told they are awesome, in "The Snowball Effect" MacLean ups the level of difficulty she faces by tackling the task of trying to portray as effective one of those soft sciences we all instinctively know is a scam.  You can find "The Snowball Effect" in H. L. Gold's Second Galaxy Reader, Brian Aldiss' Penguin Science Fiction, Damon Knight's Science Fiction Inventions, multiple anthologies with Isaac Asimov's name printed on their covers, Kathryn Cramer and David G. Hartwell's Ascent of Wonder, the Vandermeers' Big Book of Science Fiction, and still other publications.  I daresay "The Snowball Effect" is a wish fulfillment fantasy for leftists, who dream of technocratic elites using mathematical formulas to control the masses and reshape society to their own specifications, but, to her credit, MacLean in her story leaves room for the reader to believe she is suggesting that giving an organization the key to easily conquering the world might be a mistake, that "The Snowball Effect" is a horror story rather than a utopian story.           


"Tea Tray in the Sky" by Evelyn E. Smith

This story, the story that brought us to this issue of Galaxy, is a long plot-light satire of television, advertising, the metastasizing of the Christmas season far beyond December 24th and 25th, and, most importantly, the cult of tolerance and perhaps mass immigration.  We might say the story is about the internal contradictions of Western liberalism, or democratic capitalism, or whatever we want to call the ideology, mores and norms of the mid-20th-century United States.

It is the future of intergalactic civilization.  The human race is in intimate daily contact with dozens of other intelligent species.  In the interest of tolerance, the taboos (spelled here "tabus") of all races are enforced by law almost everywhere in the populated universe.  For example, in New York City on Earth, if you want to eat you have to do so very discretely, alone and out of sight, because one race of aliens finds eating as gauche to talk about and as private a matter as you or I might consider defecating.  Everyone in the inhabited universe must wear gloves and a hat because there are races of aliens who never show their fingers or the tops of their heads.  And so on--Smith gives many examples.  Perhaps most alarming is the outlawing of monogamy--marriage is forbidden, free love is mandatory.  There are, apparently, government spies and informers everywhere who will make sure you are thrown in prison for uttering any one of the verboten expressions or or performing any of the forbidden behaviors inscribed on the ever-expanding list of taboos imported from every cover of the known universe.

The plot, such as it is, concerns a young man who has spent his entire life in a sort of monastery or retreat in California, having been brought there as a young child.  Before advancing to the next level of membership in "the Brotherhood," he has decided to see what life is like in the mainstream world.  He takes an airplane ride to New York, and "Tea Tray in the Sky" story describes his experience of culture shock, offering us one farcical joke after another.  Besides all the wacky taboos, there is the fact that it is July, and New York is covered in red and green decorations because Christmas is approaching, and, more importantly, the ubiquity of television; TVs are everywhere, pumping out hard-sell advertising, and it is illegal to turn them off, as that would be an infringement of free enterprise.  This society is strongly committed to free trade and the market economy--the word "tariff" is a dirty one and price controls are not exercised.    

"Tea Tray in the Sky" seems to dramatize how some liberal values, like market economics, tolerance, freedom of movement, if pursued and defended to the nth degree, can infringe on other liberal values, like free speech and freedom of association.  Smith's story may also express the annoyance of publishers and broadcasters at having to craft their content with an eye to not offending religious people and anti-communists, and maybe even frustration at the way average white Americans may have been expected to alter their behavior to accommodate blacks and immigrants.

Anyway, the protagonist, after experiencing a New York full of aliens of all types where you can't get married or eat in public and where you have to scrupulously watch what you say and you can't even walk more than two hundred yards because the sight of you strolling around may trigger depression in aliens who have no feet, decides to return to the Brotherhood, where, and I guess this is sort of a twist ending, there are human female residents as well as human male, so he can cultivate the sort of sexual relationship and family life considered normal in the 1950s USA.

"Tea Tray in the Sky" is sort of interesting as an historical document, in particular because issues like mass immigration and tariffs and infringements on free speech in the interest of tolerance are so central to the politics of Western nations today in the Trump Era.  But as a piece of fiction it is not terribly compelling, it being variations on the same few jokes--bizarre taboos and annoying TV commercials--repeated again and again.  

Another acceptable story.  

H. L. Gold included "Tea Tray in the Sky" in the Second Galaxy Reader along with MacLean's "Snowball Effect."  The story would reappear in the 21st century in Smith collections and in an anthology of stories from Galaxy penned by women.  


"The Mousetrap" by Gordon R. Dickson

Here we have one of those stories which opens with the protagonist not knowing who he is or where he is.  Dickson describes our protagonist exploring a brightly lit landscape with a house on it in some detail, the flowers and grass and paths and rooms blah blah blah.  Though the area is lit there is no sun in the sky, and the main character, when he walks away from the house but then comes upon it again, realizes he is on some kind of sphere, like a tiny planet or something.

Gradually our guy begins to regain his memory, and we get a picture of a crazy future interstellar civilization centered on Earth.  Our hero was born on Earth, which faces spectacular overpopulation, which causes an unemployment problem.  The shortage of work is exacerbated by the fact that people who get rich on one of Earth's many colonies return to Earth to take the plum jobs.  So, like so many others, when our protagonist came of working age he was exiled to the colonies.

Our guy loved Earth; in particular, he loved moonlit nights.  He worked hard, for years and years, to get back to Earth.  The economy of the colonies is fast growing, and trade amongst the various colonies and Terra is brisk, and there is a lot of government corruption and onerous red tape and, as a result, lots of black market and smuggling activity.  By necessity, anybody who engages in interstellar commerce on any scale has to engage in all sorts of bribery and special favors done and that sort of thing.  Our hero became an expert at knowing who to bribe, how to bribe them, and whatever else it takes to get shipments hither and thither efficiently through the maze of unjust laws and sketchy lawbreakers.  Eventually somebody hired him for a big job and he took the huge amount of cash they gave him to use for bribes stole it for use in getting back to Earth.  He was eventually arrested and imprisoned for the theft, but at least he was on Earth and having bought citizenship with the stolen money he looked forward to living the rest of his life on Terra after getting out of prison in ten years or so.  His memory goes dark after his conviction--he doesn't know how he ended up on this lonely little brightly lit world.

Some nonhuman aliens land their spacecraft on the little world and they seem friendly enough but post hypnotic suggestion (that he has been hypnotized has been foreshadowed) leads to our hero throwing a switch which traps the aliens in a forcefield.  The aliens are stuck in the trap so long they die.  Then a government ship arrives and an official explains to our protagonist what is up.  The hero was "volunteered" for duty manning a trap satellite planted beyond the current reaches of the human space empire.  Such satellite traps provide the Terran government specimens for study; this gives Terra a leg up on aliens we haven't formally met yet, facilitating the incorporation of them into our empire.

The tragic ending is that our guy is not only now complicit in murder that facilitates imperialism, but can't go back to Earth because, having been in close contact with mysterious aliens, he must be quarantined for the rest of his life on a planet on the edge of human space.  To add insult to injury, this planet doesn't have a moon!  Our moonlight-loving guy will never see moonlight again!

This story is OK.  A lot of the exposition about the Earth economy and description of the trap satellite and even the protagonist's career seems superfluous--it isn't bad but it isn't very entertaining intrinsically and it doesn't really add to the plot.  The plot gimmick, of a criminal manning a trap for aliens he doesn't even realize is a trap, is similar to the gimmick of Eric Frank Russell's "Panic Button," which appeared in Astounding in 1959.  One has to wonder if Dickson's story here inspired or influenced Russell and/or Astounding editor John W. Campbell, Jr. in the creation of that later (and I have to admit, more entertaining) story. 

"The Mousetrap" would be included in the oft-reprinted Dickson collection The Star Road and a German anthology which repurposed as its cover the cover of Richard Lupoff's Space War Blues, which is odd, as it is a pretty specific image, what with its Confederate States of America imagery; there is no Lupoff fiction is included in the book--could one of the included stories also be about some kind of Confederacy in space? 
           

"The Altruist" by James H. Schmitz

This is probably the best story we're reading today, or at least the most ambitious, as it integrates philosophical ideas and SF speculations (and presents them seriously, not as some kind of joke or satire) and a human story with suspense and human relationships.  Schmitz's ideas revolve around the mysterious workings of the human mind; Schmitz proposes the theory that people are essentially altruistic and, often subconsciously, always trying to help society and others, and he takes as a main theme of the story knowledge and ignorance of quotidian things, the way we notice and fail to notice things, consciously, subconsciously, and due to the manipulations of others. 

Our protagonist is a colonel with a desk job, head of an important department in a regimented, authoritarian future state, the product of a series of revolutions and counterrevolutions following a period of hardship known as the Hunger Years.  One day the colonel can't find his scissors.  Then they mysteriously turn up just where they should be, but weren't a few minutes before.  The same day, a person from the statistics department brings up the subject of "Normal Loss;" inexplicably, for many years, two percent of supplies of many types have been vanishing without a trace.

The colonel is an intelligent and thorough man, as he has needed to be to rise in the current efficiency-obsessed, rigidly organized society in which the job performance of individuals blessed with professional government positions is carefully tracked and those who fail to measure up are are coldly, even callously, demoted and sent to toil among the undifferentiated masses of common people.  The colonel methodically uses logic, research in books, and experiments to uncover a mind-blowing reality about his world--a whole tribe of people has opted out of society and live like mice in the recesses of the world via the use of psychic powers.  These people can influence a normie's brain so adeptly that  the normie can't see things right in front of him, or hear sounds, or remember this or that, etc.  The invisible people live by stealing food and other necessities, using their psychic abilities to conceal any evidence of the theft.  Can the colonel, who isn't exactly happy in this authoritarian society, join this secret parasitic society of drop outs?  After all, if he was able to detect them, he must have something in common with them; perhaps they are recruiting him, allowing him to see them?

There are some twists and turns in the plot, with the colonel falling in love with one of the invisible people and deciding to commit suicide when it looks like the invisible people have rejected him because he demoted an incompetent and incompatible subordinate, but in the end it is clear that the invisible woman who has caught his fancy is also in love with him and he joins this invisible tribe, and we readers are given the hint that the colonel will lead the invisible people in a successful effort to make society less oppressive.  "The Altruist" in basic outlines follows the old SF template of a guy in a less than ideal society getting into contact with the secret underground and having to choose whether or not to join them in reforming or overthrowing the current order.

I think this is probably the most admirable of today's four stories, but I am not in love with it.  I'm not sure Schmitz really gets the story's two themes--the theme of noticing and not noticing and avoiding notice and the theme of how we are all acting altruistically even if we don't know it--to mesh all that well; they seem to be parallel and distinct rather than complementary.  Does the altruism angle even contribute to the plot?  Does it even make sense?  Aren't the invisible people acting selfishly rather than altruistically?  Is the colonel's desire to abandon his job and leave society because he's in love with some woman he just met altruistic?

A number of events and characters in the story left me feeling similarly uneasy, at least at first, wondering what they signified, what they had to do with the story's plot or themes; I'm not sure if this reflects unclear writing on Schmitz's part or the fact that I am too dim to easily grasp Schmitz's subtlety.  Specific examples (I include these for people who have read the story--feel free to enlighten me in the comments) are the question of the relationship between the statistician and the invisible people, the feelings of the secretary for the colonel, and why the colonel thinks, erroneously, that the invisible people will no longer contact him after he demotes the troublemaker.  There's also the matter of whether the colonel really was going to commit suicide, or if it was some kind of ploy to get the attention of the invisible woman.

Again we're calling a story from Galaxy's September 1952 issue acceptable, though recognizing that this story is on the higher end of the acceptable spectrum.  "The Altruist" was reprinted in English in the 2002 collection Eternal Frontier, but if you can read the language of Moliere, Voltaire and Proust, you can enjoy "The Altruist" in a 1976 French anthology of stories about telepaths.

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I guess I'm feeling wishy washy today, unable to make decisive judgments of these stories.  Or maybe all four of them really are middling or competent but flawed.  Or maybe I am the flawed one, maybe I am smart enough to recognize the value of stories that lack sex and violence, but not smart enough to enjoy them.

It has been like half a dozen posts about 1950s short stories, so we'll be shifting gears for the next post; stay tuned, we may find the sex and violence our animalistic subconsciouses crave!

  

Thursday, August 7, 2025

Legacy AKA A Tale of Two Clocks by James H. Schmitz

"Hard to believe," Trigger observed, "that a sort of leech-looking thing could distinguish between people."

"This one can.  Do you get any sensations while holding it?"

"Sensations?"  She considered.  "Nothing particular.  It's just like I said the other time--little Repulsive is rather nice to feel."

"For you," he said.  "I didn't tell you everything."

"You rarely do," Trigger remarked.
James H. Schmitz came to mind when we read his OK piece "We Don't Want Any Trouble" for the last installment of MPorcius Fiction Log.   In late June, at D. J. Ernst Books in Selinsgrove, PA, I picked up at a bargain price a 1979 Ace paperback copy of Schmitz's 1962 novel A Tale of Two Clocks that bears the new title Legacy and a mediocre sex and violence cover (the foreshortening and perspective on the pistol are distractingly wrong) that suggested the book is one of Schmitz's famous female-cop-of-the-future works.  isfdb tells us that A Tale of Two Clocks is the first book in the Hub series; we've already read the third Hub book, The Demon Breed, and three Schmitz stories about alien monsters that take place in the Hub setting, "Lion Loose," "Goblin Night" and "Grandpa."  (The collection Agent of Vega, which is all about girl space cops, apparently is not set in the same universe as the Hub.)  I spent the last week or so slowly grinding through this 346-page typo-ridden Ace edition and I am afraid I have to tell you I did not enjoy it very much.     

The typeface of this edition might be large (33 lines per page) but A Tale of Two Clocks feels quite long.  The story moves slowly, and in disjointed fashion, with most of the events that make up the plot presented not directly to the reader but in expository dialogue after the fact--as in a mystery novel, the goals of many of the characters consist of figuring out who did what and why in the past.  Quite a few chapters feel circular, like they don't advance the plot.  For example, in the first half of the novel our heroine, 24-year-old Trigger Argee of the interstellar Federation's  FBI/CIA, wants to abandon the position she has been assigned on the University planet and return to planet Manon, where her boyfriend is, so she uses her spy skills to go AWOL.  She gets captured by her superiors but not punished.  She goes AWOL again and gets recaptured again.  Again she is not punished, and then her superiors just assign her to Manon, so she ends up going where she wants to go anyway.  We don't really know why she was sent to the Uni planet, nor back to Manon, nor why she really wanted to return to Manon, until quite a bit later in the book.

For multiple reasons, the novel lacks tension and urgency.  As the AWOL chapters described above suggest, for the named characters in A Tale of Two Clocks risks seem slight and the stakes feel low; people misbehave or make mistakes but don't get punished, they lose fights and break laws but suffer no physical injury or serious legal ramifications.  Not only are the novel's characters exempt from risk, they are exempt from responsibility--again and again people are hypnotized or mind-controlled and thus not responsible for their own actions; almost every prominent character in the book is not in control of his or her body and/or mind at at least one point, and this happens to several of them multiple times.   

A Tale of Two Clocks reminded me of the juvenile mysteries I read as a kid, like The Hardy Boys and The Three Investigators, in that it has a light-hearted vibe and our putative protagonist Trigger Argee runs little risk and is a minor player in things, not the motor or brain that drives the plot.  Trigger is treated by everyone like an adorable mischievous child, always praised, always forgiven, no matter what she does--even though she serially disobeys orders and even knocks her superiors unconscious and steals from them they keep on loving her, even praising her for her ingenuity.  Even though this novel is about spies and criminals and naval battles and human civilization at risk of erupting into total human vs human war or enslavement or extermination by aliens, Schmitz does very little to instill fear or suspense in the reader; most of the alien monsters look grotesque but prove to be admirable or harmless; the alien at the center of the plot, which Trigger compares to a leech, is soothing to the touch of our heroine, and when Trigger guns down one monster in a fight she feels bad about it.  Schmitz's purpose in this novel isn't to produce thrills and chills, to generate tension by suggesting the protagonist might suffer and then relieving that tension in a catharsis by portraying the heroine triumphing thanks to her abilities or personality; I think he hopes readers will enjoy seeing a bunch of admirable and likable people act all chummy and have little comic interludes.  As we often see in crime and espionage fiction, many of the bad guys are likable and switch sides to join up with the good guys, and many of the good guys are former bad guys or do things not dissimilar to what bad guys do, but do it to protect society.  

Another of the value propositions of A Tale of Two Clocks is its depiction of a high tech future with lots of gadgets and with different social mores than our own--most of these mores revolve around gender roles and sex.  Trigger and her comrades interact quite often with what we might call internet terminals, and there is plenty of other futuristic gear, like clothes that distort light waves to change your body silhouette in order to augment your disguise.  Schmitz actually describes people's clothes and hair quite a lot; this is perhaps a facet of the feminist aspect of Schmitz's work, which helped endear Schmitz to Mercedes Lackey, who reports in the intro to a Baen edition of Agent of Vega that Schmitz was the first science fiction author she ever read.  Schmitz here in A Tale of Two Clocks portrays a society of sexual equality in which half the spies, half the scientists, and half the criminals are women, and he goes the extra mile, trying to get into women's heads, though whether feminists would be thrilled by the fact that Trigger spends a lot of time thinking about her clothes and her hair is up for debate.

Another aspect of the novel that might engender ambiguous reactions from feminists are all the hints at fetishistic sexuality; women in the novel are bound in various high tech and low tech ways, and there are multiple scenes of women being ogled by men.  The cover of the first hardcover edition hints at this aspect of the novel, depicting Trigger in what amounts to a bikini, perhaps a reference to the outfit she dons in Chapter 13. 

Long, boring and confusing, with hordes of uninteresting characters, as I read and took notes on A Tale of Two Clocks AKA Legacy I kept wavering between an expectation that in this blog post I would judge it merely acceptable and a sad realization that I had to condemn it as poor.  The final two chapters are actually good hard science fiction, with a good action climax and a satisfying denouement which helped soothe the frustration of the previous 320 pages, so I guess our final verdict is that A Tale of Two Clocks is tolerable.  The plot outline, the alien monsters, the high tech equipment and even the social world which are the basic building blocks of Schmitz's novel are good, but the tone and the structure of the book are weak and the characters bland so that there is no passion or narrative drive, nothing to stir up the reader's emotions.  I didn't care what happened next, and it was easy to put the book aside, with the result that I was reading only two or three chapters a day.  

Oh, the plot.  In brief, A Tale of Two Clocks is the story of how young Trigger, the high-IQ marksman and famous government security agent, is manipulated by criminals and her employers as various revisionist governments and greedy entities compete with each other and the status quo powers of the Federation for possession of the recently discovered plasmoids, the biomechanical creatures that apparently served as the industrial base of the aliens who ruled the galaxy thousands and thousands of years ago.  The plasmoids, who are very reminiscent of H. P. Lovecraft's shoggoths, in this novel play the McGuffin role that the One Ring plays in Tolkien or a nuclear weapon formula might play in an extravagant spy story--bad guys from all over the galaxy want the plasmoids and the wiser people among the good guys wish the plasmoids could be kept out of the hands of any humans as they represent a technology that has the potential to cause a terrible war between humans or a monster army that could take over the galaxy.  The novel's events include lots of espionage/detective business--people in disguise, a long list of suspects to sift through, people getting interrogated--plus plenty of monsters and lots of psychology jazz.  At the end we finally get space naval battles and people in space suits on a dangerous mission in vacuum.  And a twist ending in which we learn the astonishing identity of the aliens who used to rule the galaxy and their enduring influence.

If you want more plot details, and examples to back up all my many complaints (and limited praise), read on below.   

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Our heroine is Trigger Argee, already at age 24 a famous agent of the security services of the human Federation of over a thousand planets.  She has been summoned to the "University World of the Hub" on a mission about which she has been told little.  Chapter 1 gives us a little exposition, plus scenes demonstrating that Trigger is a badass and popular with everybody, for example friends with the butch head of the university's women's athletics department and the uni's comic relief principal, an absent-minded fat guy who is a bad driver.  Ha ha.

Schmitz doesn't limit our experience of his story to scenes with Trigger; in Chapter 2 we observe the athletics director, a security agent herself, on a phone call with a senior security officer, talking about how Trigger has a high IQ and is difficult to manage.  And get more exposition.  On planet Manon, where Trigger was previously working, were discovered some of the "plasmoids" of the "Old Galactics," artificial life created by the lost race that ruled the galaxy before the rise of humanity.  These blobs of various sizes apparently served the ancient ones as machines--kind of like H. P. Lovecraft's shoggoths--but today, thousands of years later, while alive, they are dormant.  Specimens are being studied all over the Federation, including here on the University planet, but many extra-Federation governments and institutions that would like plasmids have been forbidden by the Federation from access to any, and so criminals and agents of unknown identity, we learn in Chapter 3, have been trying to seize plasmoids.  People have also been trying to kidnap Trigger, though her masters haven't apprised Trigger of this fact.

Chapter 3 also introduces a love triangle.  Via an interstellar phone call, Trigger learns that her boyfriend back on Manon is being pursued by a sexy nineteen-year-old, the daughter of a shipping magnate.  Schmitz does a sort of gender switcheroo on us and has Trigger worried that this girl's wealth, not her youth and beauty, might tempt her boyfriend--I feel like in real life men tend to worry women will be tempted by money while women worry men will be tempted by youth, physical beauty and sexual availability.  Schmitz doesn't do much of anything with this love triangle and in Chapters 18 and 20 we learn Trigger didn't really want to go back to Manon because of jealousy but because she had been hypnotized into wanting to go back to Manon; concern over her boyfriend was just an excuse her hypnotized brain grabbed on to. 

Chapter 4 describes in some detail Trigger's effort to get off the University planet and to Manon without her bosses knowing it, Schmitz giving us all the espionage/crime fiction slosh: Trigger buying tickets under an assumed name, exploiting her local contacts, changing her clothes, etc.  But her security masters capture her before she can get off world and bring her before a security big wig for some exposition on the plasmoids and current operations in Chapters 5, 6, 7 and 8.  (Most of the plot of this novel is described to us at a remove, in the conversations of the characters or while the characters are watching a screen or something like that.)  Somebody has stolen one of the plasmoids, perhaps the most important one, one that is like the manager of the others, able to direct them and even generate replacements for failed lesser plasmoids.  Trigger is also informed that people have been trying to kidnap her, but her superiors are not sure why; could the fact that she may be attuned to plasmoids--we see one before more active in her presence--be the reason?  

In Chapter 9, in an effort to evade any future kidnapping attempts, Trigger and the women's athletic director, whom Trigger now knows is also a government agent, are in disguise on a hunting preserve while another woman impersonates Trigger back at the university.  In Chapter 10, knocks out her short-haired friend and we get more spy business with disguises and false names; Trigger this time makes it aboard a liner to Manon.  In Chapter 11 Schmitz describes what a trip on a space liner is like; the fact that hyperspace travel induces hallucinations and that part of the liner's entertainment system consists of illusions add a surreal note to the proceedings--is that little yellow devil Trigger sees a hologram, an hallucination, or an alien?  

At the liner's first stop, a Federation Security agent, Quillan, boards and Trigger finds herself again under the control of her government employers.  Quillan offers exposition in Chapter 12 and A Tale of Two Clocks takes on some of the character of a murder mystery.  Some nameless crewmen have been killed by a monster, but it is not clear if the monster is still aboard and it is totally unknown who employed the monster or who it was really sent to kill.  I have to admit that as I write this I have actually forgotten the monster's owner and target--the answer doesn't really mean much in the greater scheme of things, perhaps.

Anyway, we get a roster of suspects, which essentially overlaps with the list of people suspected of masterminding the efforts to kidnap Trigger and capture plasmoids.  Of the multiple groups of people who have been restricted by the Federation from access to plasmoids and are trying to get plasmoids by underhanded means, the most important to Schmitz's novel are the people of aristocratic planet Tranest, ruled by a woman named Lyad, which is easy to remember because it is an anagram of "lady."  Lyad is in league with the obese shipping magnate whose daughter is after Trigger's boyfriend.  Second in importance are the totalitarians of planet Devagas.  Lyad, the shipping magnate, and the top Devagas scientist, Balmordan, are on the liner and headed to Manon.

Quillan and some other Federation agents present incognito on the liner move in the high social circles of Lyad and the shipper and Trigger gets invited along with the other Feds to a dinner party with the big three criminals.  Chapter 13 is primarily concerned with a revealing party dress which Quillan gives Trigger to wear to the shindig, while in Chapter 14 we learn via a flashback about the party at which the Federation agents and the various suspects all try to get info out of each other.  Why Schmitz structures the chapter as Trigger looking back on the party rather than just describing the party start to finish, I don't know, as it short circuits suspense and tension.

Chapter 15 covers Trigger and her superiors watching on a TV screen as the murderous monster is killed by a trap--again we readers view the action of the plot through a mediating individual or institution instead of being right there, which saps that action of immediacy and excitement.  Then Trigger's bosses drug her so she won't make any more trouble during the voyage to Manon--one of the reasons A Tale of Two Clocks lacks excitement is that Trigger, whom we keep being told is a high-IQ badass, doesn't drive the plot with her decisions or desires, but is herself propelled by the decisions and goals of a multitude of characters so numerous and boring it is hard to keep track of them all.        

Chapter 16, halfway through the book, we are finally on Manon with Trigger and that big cast of boring characters, a bunch of spooks who do unscrupulous things in service to the government and a bunch of rich people who do unscrupulous things to get more rich and who are suspects in the series of crimes that has been accumulating in the novel's many expository dialogue passages.  Trigger has a long talk with one of her superiors about what other characters are up to; she is also given custody of the little plasmoid that seemed to like her.  She is provided a special handbag in which she can carry "Repulsive;" the handbag is a door into hyperspace--should trouble arise, Trigger can say the magic words and teleport Repulsive into hyperspace to hide; when the danger has passed, another set of words can bring him back into the bag.  In Chapter 17 she and we learn something what has been only hinted at before, that while she was working on Manon some unknown forces knocked her out and hypnotized her, implanting valuable information deep in her brain.  The Federation's elite psych apparatus rendered her unconscious seven times so they could hypnotically probe her brain, looking for the info.  Trigger of course remembers none of these criminal or government hypno sessions, and I myself have forgotten who committed the initial crime against Trigger and what the info was.  I do remember that the security people sent Trigger to the University planet so she would be closer to a top government shrink, however.       

In Chapter 18, Trigger's masters maneuver her into discovering what they already know--her boyfriend is one of the people stealing plasmoids.  They don't just tell her straight out because they want her to resent her boyfriend, not them.  Boyfriend has been gaining weight and not practicing his hand-to-hand combat skills in Trigger's absence so Trigger is able to outfight him when he attacks her rather than surrender the valuable little monsters he has collected.  Reflecting the low stakes that characterize the interactions of named characters in this book, the boyfriend isn't imprisoned or anything for stealing the creatures, just given the opportunity to resign from the spy service.  (He later marries the magnate's daughter and becomes very rich.)  Reflecting one of the shortcomings of this book, we readers don't care that Trigger has broken up with her boyfriend after he tried to kill her because Schmitz never put any effort into building up a relationship between these two people; Schmitz doesn't bother building up a relationship between Trigger and Repulsive, either, even though that relationship, in the final chapters, is the key to the survival of the human race.

Chapter 19 provides exposition on a subplot involving a guy who faked his death months ago, and the start of a hypnotic psychoanalysis session Trigger undergoes--we learn all about Trigger's youth.  Chapter 20 continues the psychoanalysis session, including dream analysis (one of the Trigger's dreams features the images of two clocks--at the very end of the book we learn this is a clue from Repulsive that was incomprehensible to both Trigger and myself) and hints at why Trigger has been acting the way she has.  This whole book is about Trigger being manipulated by others, and Chapter 20 ends with her being kidnapped by the Tranest faction of plasmoid thieves and hauled into the magnate's ship where waits Lyda.

In Chapter 21, Lyda tries to get Trigger to join her criminal gang; Trigger refuses and escapes, but gets captured by Lyda's people again in Chapter 22 even though she manages to kill Lyda's guard monster.  Trigger is bound (one of the numerous guarded erotic elements in the book) and has her brain read (many people in this novel have stuff read from their brains, written in their brains, and erased from their brains) and then the Federation Security people rescue her.  This chapter also offers the scene that inspired the cover of the Belmont edition of A Tale of Two Clocks and of the Spanish edition of the novel, Plasmoides--Quillan and Trigger make her way into the shipping magnate's office, where he keeps the members of his harem suspended in crystal pillars, asleep and on display, when they are not working.   

In Chapter 23, we learn through expository dialogue how the Transet peeps kidnapped Trigger from under the noses of the Federation Security department (some Security people got hypnotized by the criminals, others got replaced by imposters) and some boring details of the various criminals' long term conspiracies to seize plasmoids.  Everyone on the roster of suspects is guilty of something or other, but some were working in concert, others individually, sometimes at odds with each other.  This is all pretty confusing and not interesting enough to remember.  

In Chapter 24, the Security people and Lyad, whose punishment will be losing her position as queen of Tranest* but is otherwise treated almost like one of the ship's crew (at the end of the novel she joins the Federation security service) go to some planet where more plasmoids have been found.  There, in Chapter 25, Trigger's relationship with one of the male Security people begins to blossom in "meet cute" style.  A monster appears while Trigger is bathing nude, we get a section break, and then Trigger and her new boyfriend talk about how the sight of the monster led her to run into his arms.  Why does Schmitz do this thing where he has the characters talk to each other about an action scene after the fact instead of presenting us with the action scene?  Maybe in this case because the monster turned out to be harmless--this monster encounter was not an action scene at all, but a joke scene.  Trigger in this chapter is also told about a space naval battle taking place between the Federation government and the Devagas. 

*The shipping magnate loses some of his business empire but like Lyad isn't imprisoned or anything.  Lots of no-name characters get killed in the course of the many crimes in this novel but somehow nobody is brought to justice for those untimely deaths.
     
Trigger gets periodic reports about the naval engagements in Chapter 26.  She also takes Lyad offscreen to interrogate her, then tells other Security personnel about the interrogation; I guess as a joke and for titillation purposes it sounds like Trigger bent the lady over a stump and swatted her on the ass with sticks.  What Trigger learned from Lyad sends the cast out into deep space, to a region where warp storms make hyperspace travel hazardous.  Their destination is a space station built by the Devagas and watched over by a Tranest warship.  On the way there, into Chapter 27, the security people hear all about what Lyad learned about plasmoids from reading the brain of Balmordan after he was found dead; much of what Balmordan learned about plasmoids he knew from reading the brain of another dead scientist the Devagas found in the wreck of a spaceship.  When they arrive at the station's vicinity they find both the Tranest ship and the Devagas station have been taken over by a renegade plasmoid of great intelligence and psychic power, the one that was stolen some months ago.

The Federation ship Trigger is aboard outfights the zombie Tranest ship, but the station is too tough a nut for this frigate-sized vessel to crack.  (Let me take a second here to complain that the edition of Legacy I read does not italicize ship names, annoying in a book already chock full of goofy character and place names.)  Luckily, Repulsive can out psyker the renegade plasmoid.  In Chapter 28, the best chapter in A Tale of Two Clocks by a long distance, Trigger gets in a space suit and invades the station--as in the first Star Wars movie, the station's guns can't track a target as small as a person.  The station is writhing with plasmoids like a dead body writhing with maggots, the absolute most compelling thing in this entire book, but when Trigger gets close enough to the renegade monster plasmoid, Repulsive silences the whole lot of them, saving the galaxy.  

In the final chapter, set months later when most of the characters are relaxing at the country estate of one of the scientists, we learn that Repulsive is able to go in and out of Trigger's body to commune with her.  Also, Repulsive is not really a plasmoid but one very few surviving of the Old Galactics--his people were almost wiped out in a genocidal war with extra-galactic aliens.  Reminding us of Lovecraft's At the Mountains of Madness again, Repulsive suggests the extra-galactic menace may return someday to threaten the galaxy.  Repulsive is going to secretly control the brains of top Federation scientists and politicians so they hunt down and destroy any additional dangerous plasmoids as well as bring back to Repulsive a female member of his own species to be his girlfriend.

Wednesday, July 30, 2025

Assignment in Tomorrow: J H Schmitz, H L Gold & F Brown

Let's read from another science fiction anthology courtesy of the magic of the internet archive.  I guess Frederik Pohl's 1954 Assignment in Tomorrow first came to my attention in January, when I read Theodore Sturgeon's "Mr. Costello, Hero" in my 1978 DAW edition of the 1958 Sturgeon collection A Touch of Strange. Assignment in Tomorrow reprints "Mr. Costello, Hero" and fifteen other stories, many of which are by people in whom we here at MPorcius Fiction Log are interested.  Today let's check out three, those by that guy who writes adventure stories about the ray-gun-toting heroines of the future, James H. Schmitz, the agoraphobic editor of Galaxy, H. L. Gold, and detective writer Fredric Brown.

"We Don't Want Any Trouble" by James H. Schmitz (1953)

Pohl in his intro to "We Don't Want Any Trouble" here in Assignment in Tomorrow says that the title story of Agent of Vega, a collection I read back in 2016, is "brilliant as a nova."  (I concluded my own analysis of "Agent of Vega" with the declaration that it was "not bad, not great.")  Pohl then assures us that this story here, which debuted in Gold's Galaxy, is "brighter still."  Well, let's see.

OK, this is an acceptable horror story.  More brilliant than a nova?  Not in my book.

A zoologist comes home to his wife to tell her the astounding news--he has been among the important men who interviewed a space alien!  This alien was like a frog man or lizard man, and a government intelligence officer and a bunch of scientists and politicians interrogated it.  All these important representatives of the American establishment were consumed by irrational negative feelings towards the alien, irresistible fear and undeniable detestation.  So disturbed was the zoologist that he could barely look at the alien and certainly couldn't come up with rational questions to ask it.  Our guy almost fainted when the alien's eyes fell upon him--only his fear of embarrassment in front of a blonde woman, the intelligence man's fiancé, there to take notes, kept him from swooning.

The eggheads were at a loss, but the intelligence man was a man of action and when the alien refused to answer questions he threatened the reptilian creature with torture and death.  The alien explained that his people are immune to pain and even death, and will do whatever they want on Earth, probably just act as tourists.  The E.T. was haughty and contemptuous of our civilization.

The intelligence man, hysterical, whipped out his pistol and gunned the alien down; his comrades wrested his gun from him.  Then the spook's hot fiancée stood up from where she was taking notes to strip naked!  The aliens are immune from death because they can move their consciousness from one body to another with trivial ease!  The intelligence man snatches another pistol, but is immediately shot dead himself by one of his fellows--no one can ever know if he intended to fire upon his fiancée's possessed body, or commit suicide.

As the story ends the zoologist speculates on how much human society will be altered by the alien tourists.  How many of these invasive tourists will there be?  And how long will they want to occupy a human body?  Will they be a minor inconvenience, or ruin lives and revolutionize society?

"We Don't Want Any Trouble" may remind readers of John D. MacDonald's The Wine of the Dreamers (1951) and Robert Silverberg's "Passengers" (1967) and probably some other things not coming to mind at the moment in which aliens take vacations (our English friends might say "'olidays") in our bodies. 

After first being reprinted here in Pohl's anthology, "We Don't Want Any Trouble," would go on to reappear in multiple American and foreign anthologies and in the Schmitz collection Eternal Frontier.


"A Matter of Form" by H. L. Gold (1938)

Some of the editors of the big SF magazines are as wacky as any of the big name SF writers, are writers in the own right, and should perhaps be seen as collaborators with the most honored SF writers, having workshopped ideas with them and guided them in developing plots, styles and themes.  At least that is the nice way of putting it--others who are less charitable have seen the big SF editors in question as self-important dictators who arrogantly interfered with the work of the writers whose fiction filled their magazines.  Either way, H. L. Gold of Galaxy and John W. Campbell, Jr. of Astounding are odd, perhaps tragic, perhaps reprehensible, characters who, for better or worse depending on your point of view, worked closely with the most prominent SF writers and played a pivotal role in shaping their work and the entire SF field.  Here in "A Matter of Form" we have a story by Gold that debuted in Campbell's essential magazine over ten years before Galaxy appeared on the scene, a story that has been reprinted many times in anthologies edited by such men as Isaac Asimov (with the help of Martin H. Greenberg and Charles G. Waugh, of course) and Groff Conklin and in our own wacky 21st century in the Gold collection Perfect Murders: Detective Mysteries.

"Detective Mysteries?", you ask?  Yes, indeed.  "A Matter of Form" has the tone and atmosphere of a noirish hard-boiled detective story.  Set in New York City during the Depression, Gold's story is populated by educated people who are either down and out and suffering or living high on the hog through the proceeds of their diabolical criminal enterprises.  Our initial protagonist is a brilliant newsman, tall and skinny Gilroy, who, when he isn't bitching about how much he hates the septuagenarian rich guy, Talbot, who is half-owner of the newspaper, and relishing Talbot's imminent demise, is investigating the mysterious appearance on the streets of men, apparently unidentifiable bums with no local connections, who are catatonic and/or paralyzed.  What happened to these jokers?  Well, all of them have surgical wounds on the backs of their necks--could some mad scientist be experimenting on these poor bastards?  And why is the top surgeon at the hospital where the latest catatonic/paralytic ended up, Moss, famously a ruthless jerk, quitting his job of hospital director?

The narrative focus shifts to the adventures of Wood, formerly employed "in a stock-broker's office" as a "code expert" or "code translator," now spending his time on the streets, clad in rags, unable to find work.  Wood gets bamboozled by a bogus job offer and falls into the clutches of Moss and Talbot; Moss, it turns out, is experimenting on vulnerable men who lack families and connections in his quest to develop a means of moving people's consciousnesses from one body to another!  His research is supported by Talbot, who hopes Moss will fit him out with a fresh young body, his cis-body having a weak heart and scheduled to expire at any moment!  Moss has learned that to accomplish these identity shifts you don't have to move the entire brain, just a tiny little bit near where the brain meets the spine--this is where identity resides.  (Who knew?)  The unsuspecting Wood soon finds himself in the body of a dog!  In the same room is his old human body crawling around on all fours, it being animated by the consciousness of the dog.  

Gold's journalist and criminal scenes are pretty conventional, but the scenes of the man in a dog's body, fighting his way out of Moss's lab and evading capture by Talbot's flunkies and by the police, are pretty good--Gold's description of a human being's response to living the life of a carnivorous quadruped, of experiencing firsthand a dog's instinctive reactions to stimuli, are good speculative fiction.  It would be easy to give these portions of the book a thumbs up.  The sequences in which Wood, the code expert in a dog's body, strives to contact Gilroy the crusading journalo are not bad, and are fully in the tradition of science fiction that teaches you cool stuff (in this case, cryptography) and portrays people using logic and knowledge to overcome problems; unfortunately these scenes are repetitive and feel pretty long.  In fact, the entire story, which is like 60 pages in Assignment in Tomorrow, feels kind of long and repetitive, the characters doing and saying the same kinds of things again and again.

Another problem with "A Matter of Form" is the weak ending.  We follow Wood (in a dog's body) and Gilroy, accompanied by Gilroy's editor, a sort of superfluous but ever-present sidekick character, through a long sequence of climbing buildings and sneaking around which ends with a confrontation with Talbot and Moss.  Talbot dies of a heart attack in the excitement and, after long scenes of Moss showing contempt for his captors, Wood uses his dog body to just kill the defenseless mad scientist.

With Moss, the only man able to perform the identity transplant operation he pioneered, dead, Wood is  stuck in the dog body.  He and Gilroy get rich performing on stage and in Hollywood.  Gold talks about how Wood is sad and defeated, wishing he could live as a man again, which I think would have been a good moody ending for a hard-boiled detective story that is also an attack on our bourgeois capitalist society--all the money in the world can't make you happy if you are a second class citizen, if you have lost your humanity!  But Gold cops out and has Wood, in a way that is totally inexplicable and Gold does not even try to explain, return to his human body after a year as a pooch.  Lame!  

The plot of Gold's "A Matter of Form" is about as obvious and familiar as that of Schmitz's "We Don't Want Any Trouble," but Gold's story has a style, an atmosphere and an ideology, making it more engaging, even if I'm not impressed by the ideology--the story is suffused with the hatred of the middle-class smarty pants for the upper-middle class as well as that of the self-important creative type for those who work for money; presumably this endeared the story to Fred Pohl, alumnus of the Young Communist League.  Gold lays the atmosphere and ideology on pretty thick, having the reporter denounce Talbot again and again, and telling us again and again about Wood's worn shoes and unshaven face, contrasting his down and out mug with Moss's perfect shave, but a loud personality is better than no personality.  And the story does come to life in the action scenes in which the code expert has to learn how to operate a dog's body tout suite.  So we'll judge "A Matter of Form" marginally good, a notch above Schmitz's story; you commies out there will probably want to crank that up a few more notches.  

For more H. L. Gold coverage here at MPorcius Fiction Log, check out my blogpost on "No Medals,"  another story about poverty and a mad scientist practicing weird medicine, and "Trouble with Water," which is full of ethnic and sex stereotypes.

"Hall of Mirrors" by Fredric Brown (1953)

Here's another story from Gold's Galaxy--it's H. L. Gold day here at MPorcius Fiction Log.  Fredric Brown's "Hall of Mirrors" debuted in an issue of Galaxy with a Christmas joke cover--Christmas covers and joke covers always make me groan.  Here at MPorcius Fiction Log we like blood and guts, sex and violence, thrills and chills, not Santa Claus and yukking it up. 

This is a brief gimmicky story that can serve as an example of the elitism of the science fiction community, its skepticism of the common people and its belief in technocracy and the rule of the cognitive elite.

"Hall of Mirrors" is written in the second person, addressed directly to the reader, who is the protagonist.  "You," a young math professor, wake up in a small room, wondering where you are, having just moments ago been hanging out with your sexy fiancé by the pool in Beverly Hills.  You step into a larger room with furniture of an odd style; you are naked, and put on weird clothes of a cut and fabric you don't recognize.

You find a note that explains your predicament.  You, a college professor about to get married in 1954, have been transported to the future of 2004.  Well, sort of.  The note explains that the inventor of the time machine is you of 2004, age 74.  Time travel in this story isn't really what I would consider time travel; at least I don't think it is--this story's science jazz is a little hard for me to make sense of.  When 2004 you put a manufactured cube into the time machine and set the cube to travel ten years back, when you opened up the machine you found the cube a pile of raw dust--the matter of the cube had returned to its state of ten years ago, before it was compressed into a cube.  Similarly, putting a six-week old guinea pig into the machine and setting the device to go back five weeks produced a baby rodent.  You believed that putting a human being in the machine would de-age the person; with the machine, people sick or old or otherwise on the brink of death could be given a new lease on life, made young again--the price of this longevity would be to erase all memories of the intervening period (if 60-year-old you was de-aged to 20, you would forget everything that happened for the last 40 years, but would be exactly as healthy as you were 40 years ago.)

Seventy-four-year-old you of 2004 figured people would use the machine to extend their lives, thus causing overpopulation.  In a world run by the cognitive elite, both the machine's use and people's ability to reproduce would be highly regulated to keep the population balanced, but, alas, we don't live in such an "enlightened" world yet.  You decided to lower your age, to rejuvenate yourself, and to keep doing so, providing yourself immortality so you could keep an eye on the time machine and make sure nobody learned of it until you were confident the government and populace were ready to use the time machine responsibly.

An acceptable filler story that, with its circular nature (different versions of the hero manipulating each other) and elite hero working behind the scenes to manipulate civilization and bring about an eventual paradigm shift, reminds us a little of A. E. van Vogt's work.  "Hall of Mirrors" has been reprinted in multiple Brown collections and anthologies, including one edited by our hero, Barry N. Malzberg.


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These are not bad examples of the kind of SF Fred Pohl likes, stories that tell you our society sucks and we should put college professors and journalists in charge of everything.  We'll probably read some more from Assignment in Tomorrow, but first a novel that is perhaps a little more action-adventure oriented. 

Sunday, April 23, 2023

A. E. van Vogt: "All the Loving Androids," "Laugh, Clone, Laugh," "Research Alpha" and "Him"

British paperback editions of More Than Superhuman;
the 1980 printing (right) illustrates "The Reflected Men," which we talked about
last time

Today we read the second half of my 1971 Dell printing of the A. E. van Vogt collection More Than Superhuman, striding into the arena to wrestle with four more stories by the Canadian madman, two of them collaborations!  In this tag team match will Forrest J. Ackerman and James Schmitz be on our side, aiding our efforts to grab a hold of our man Van's at times slippery or prickly prose and pin down his unforgettable nova concepts, or will they instead just compound the difficulties faced by those of us bold enough to thrown down with the Slan Man?

"All the Loving Androids" (1971)

It looks like this approximately 35-page story was original to this collection.  "All the Loving Androids" would go on to be included in some European van Vogt collections.

Dan Thaler is a physicist working for the government in the future of visi-phones, aircars, and human-like androids.  He is currently on a secret assignment--the government suspects something odd is going on with the androids, and Dan is discreetly investigating.  As "All the Loving Androids" begins, an opportunity to learn about the cutting edge in grey-market androids falls right into Dan's lap.  Dan's sister Anita is married to busy businessman Peter Copeland, and according to this dude Anita is "the worst neurotic of all time and space"; she calls him up at the office multiple times a day, gives him long lists of errands to run, and if he should hesitate to bow to her every whim, threatens to kill herself.  So, Peter acquired two androids that looked exactly like him to occupy Anita, one running all those errands and the other answering the phone so he had time to get his work done and conduct an extramarital affair.  When Anita takes an overdose of sleeping pills, the cops and Dan meet Peter's android stand-ins and they are amazed by their high quality--most androids are immediately recognizable as robots thanks to their not-quite-lifelike movements, but these two can successfully pass for human!

Dan the man, with the help of a cop, figures out that at the bottom of all this is a conspiracy that reaches into the government bureaucracy and the highest level of the professions--the Establishment is riddled with people who support android civil rights and some of them are willing to commit murder to win equality for androids or even go so far as to actually make the androids our masters!  One such ally of the androids is Anita's shrink--this joker hypnotized Anita into being a terrible wife so the android liberation people could sell three of the new super androids to Peter!  That's right, three androids--the "woman" Peter is conducting an extramarital affair with is a physical duplicate of Anita who is a conscientious homemaker and an eager sex partner!  All proceeds of such superandroid sales go to financing the android uprising!  

Dan gets captured by the android liberation organization; they hypnotize him and he briefly lives an android-like existence, slavishly obedient and unable to do anything for which he has not been programmed.  Luckily the police rescue him and capture the diabolical android-boosting psychiatrist.

The climax of "All the Loving Androids" is not what I expected--I had expected all the androids to be wiped out and humans being forced to get along without them, or, some kind of negotiations which would improve the position of androids in society.  Instead, Van concludes the story with a sort of joke that is perhaps commentary on sexual relationships.  The real Anita, freed from the hypnosis that made her so impossible to get along with, takes the place of the Anita android and has the Anita robot put in the loony bin in her place.  She insists that Dan not tell Peter about the substitutions; presumably Peter and Anita live happily ever after, Anita being such a helpful wife that Peter does not realize she is the human he married and not the robot he recently purchased.  The final punchline is the reflections of the cop who helped Dan--he envies Peter for having an accommodating, even robotic wife because his own wife is such a pain in the neck.  Whether Van's joke is supposed to make a feminist or anti-feminist point here is not clear.  

"All the Loving Androids" is an acceptable filler story, no big deal.  The plot sort of reminds me of the plots we see in Jack Vance stories, but of course van Vogt can't match Vance's superior writing style, which makes Vance's stories founded on such plots so entertaining.

"Laugh, Clone, Laugh" (1969) with Forrest J. Ackerman

Back in late 2021 I read Forrest J. Ackerman's collaboration with C. L. Moore, "Nymph of Darkness," and was astonished and actually angered by how poor it was.  So my hopes of finding "Laugh, Clone, Laugh" palatable are not high.  

This story, five pages, is a sterile waste of time, a lame sort of fairy story punctuated with weak jokes that culminates in a bad pun.  Thumbs down.  It is better than "Nymph of Darkness," because, whereas "Nymph of Darkness" failed to achieve its goals, "Laugh, Clone, Laugh" accomplishes its purpose, having set its sights very very low.

This pointless exercise first saw print in the collection Science Fiction Worlds of Forrest J Ackerman & Friends.  There is a lot of evidence that many members of the SF community found Ackerman to be a fun guy and he seems to have had a boundless enthusiasm for speculative fiction, but in my experience his actual writing is shallow at best, and often quite irritating.

"Research Alpha" (1965) with James H. Schmitz

Schmitz is actually good at writing SF adventure stories with interesting aliens,* so I have been looking forward to reading this one.  "Research Alpha" first appeared in If, and appeared in translation within a year in two different European magazines, including Urania, the Karel Thole cover of which illustrates the opening scene of the story.

Tall and slim Barbara Ellington recently started working as a typist at Research Alpha, one of the world's most important scientific institutions.  She is dating Vincent Strather, a technician in the photo lab, though she seems to have a crush on John Hammond, president of Research Alpha.  Barbara has also caught the eye of the head of the biology department, Dr. Henry Gloge, who selects Barbara and Vincent to be the subjects of his latest experiment!  

My understanding of evolution (and I am admittedly an ignoramus) is that it is an unpredictable process driven by random mutations that, should they not cripple the ability to produce offspring, are passed on to an individual's descendants and will become widespread should they confer some advantage in the struggle to reproduce; over many generations, new species emerge from this process.  But often in SF stories we see evolution portrayed as a predictable process, as if what your descendants will look like is already mapped out in your genes, and if we bathe you in radiation or shoot you full of drugs you can graduate early, skipping a hundred or a thousand or a million generations and taking on an advanced form.†  "Research Alpha" is one of these stories.  Dr. Gloge has been injecting the giant salamanders known as "hellbenders" with a drug that advances their evolution by hundreds of thousands of years, so that they grow armor and better eyesight and so forth.  He wants to figure out what will happen if he uses the drug on human beings, and so he injects Barbara and Vincent--absolutely without their consent or even knowledge, or that of his boss, president Hammond--and rigs up surveillance in their private off-campus apartments so he can keep tabs on them.

A three-sided conflict featuring shifting alliances and a whole panoply of superpowers and high tech equipment ensues among Barbara, who, as we expect of a van Vogt protagonist, gradually acquires and masters mind-boggling mental abilities; the ruthless Dr. Gloge; and Hammond, who, unsurprisingly to us VV fans, is an extraterrestrial, one of those here on Earth pulling strings behind the scenes to manipulate human civilization.  Will Barbara use her superpowers to become leader of Earth, give all of us superpowers, and throw off the influence of the aliens?  Or will she recognize the wisdom of the aliens and leave Earth behind to join the god-like galactics who are Hammond's superiors?

This is a pretty good thriller with a sense-of-wonder ending as Barbara achieves "Point Omega:" "when man becomes one with the ultimate."  I like it.    

*Here are links to my comments on some Schmitz productions I liked: "Planet of Forgetting," "Greenface," "Grandpa," and The Demon Breed.

†My go-to example is Edmond Hamilton's "The Man Who Evolved," but see also Henry Kuttner's "What Hath Me?"  

"Him" (1969)

"Research Alpha" takes up like 60 pages, but "Him" is a short one, just five pages of text.  It debuted in Spaceway, a magazine that, at that time, consisted mostly of reprints of 1950s material; among this issue's new material is a long wordplay-filled letter from Forrest J. Ackerman in which he, among other things, suggests if a movie were to be made of Sibyl Sue Blue, which we read back in November, the lead role should go to Nancy Sinatra.            

"Him" is a merely acceptable filler story.  Most of the Earth is under the control of dictator Josiah Him, but considerable portions of Western North America resist his rule, even repelling a full scale invasion.  One of Him's screwy policies is to have educated people--college professors, scientists, and the like--ground up and fed to students; this is called the "planarian education plan," it being ostensibly based on that famous(ly controversial) scientific finding that planarian worms can acquire memories of their fellows whom they eat.  The plot of this story follows the dictator's top brewer as he is chosen to be ground up and fed to aspiring brewers, and discovers that his death sentence is in fact part of a rebel plot to overthrow Him.

Slight; an unfortunate way to conclude the collection.

"Him" would reappear in the program book of the 1992 MagiCon held in Orlando.

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Another adventure successfully concluded.  Stay tuned for more explorations of mid-century SF here at MPorcius Fiction Log.