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Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Worlds of Tomorrow: P W Fairman, T Sturgeon and W Tenn

As I draft this blog post, the internet archive, world's greatest website, is still down, so my reading plans have been temporarily suspended and I am resorting to reading books the way our ancestors read them.  From the anthology shelf of the MPorcius Library, located in a dusty attic full of Frazetta posters, Burne-Jones prints, Rookwood vases, Glinsky sculptures and my father's HO-scale electric trains, we take down my paperback edition of Worlds of Tomorrow, Berkley G-163, which sports a Richard Powers cover featuring Jupiter, a naked man, a rocket ship a futuristic city in the desert, and starring an indescribable hovering object.  This 1958 paperback reprints 10 of the 19 stories in the original hardcover edition of Worlds of Tomorrow, edited by August Derleth and published in 1953 with the phrase "science fiction 'with a difference'" emblazoned on its cover.  We've already read seven of these ten tales--yes, it's links time!

That leaves three stories unread, those by Paul W. Fairman, Theodore Sturgeon, and William Tenn--let's tackle them today and then bask in the pride of having read an entire paperback anthology's contents.

"Brothers Beyond the Void" by Paul W. Fairman (1952)

"Brothers Beyond the Void" debuted in an issue of Fantastic Adventures with Josef Stalin on the cover.  We've already read a story from this ish of FA, Mack Reynolds' "Your Soul Comes C.O.D.," a story I denounced as contrived and ridiculous as it relied for its punch on a surprise twist ending that made no sense.  Hopefully I'll find Fairman's Derleth-approved story from the issue more palatable--it seems Rod Serling also approved of "Brothers Beyond the Void," basing a 1960 episode of The Twilight Zone on the story.  (My wife, an admirer and perpetrator of absurdist jokes, says "Rod 'the Bod' Serling" every time Serling or his work comes up, and I have to admit I laugh every time.)

"Brothers Beyond the Void" is a misanthropic twist ending story; the thing feels cliched, though maybe its central gimmick wasn't cliched when the story first appeared in 1952?  Our hero is an astronaut--he is going to be the first man to land on Mars!  The night before blast off, he talks to a philosophical friend--friend assumes there will be people on Mars and assures the astronaut that people are the same everywhere.  When the astronaut gets to the red planet, sure enough, there are people there.  The astronaut has been comforted by his friend's assurances that people are the same everywhere, thinking his friend meant to suggest that the Martians would be nice to him.  And the Martians don't immediately gun him down--in fact, they seem to cater to him, provide shelter and food and so on.  But then on the last page of the story it becomes clear that the Earthman is not an honored guest but on exhibit in a zoo!  People are the same everywhere--jerks!

We'll grade this story barely acceptable.  "Brothers Beyond the Void" would be reprinted in anthologies of stories which became Twilight Zone episodes, as well as in a 1970 reprint magazine.

Back in 2018 we read Fairman's pseudonymous novel Whom the Gods Would Slay and earlier this year we read his "This is My Son."  I think I liked them better than I like this.


"The Martian and the Moron" by Theodore Sturgeon (1949)

I think Sturgeon is a good writer, but find his scolding elitism, his suggestion that the cognitive elite should collar and corral the common masses, and his affection for the idea of collective consciousness to be tiresome.  Probably I haven't read this story yet because the title made me think it would be an exercise in dismissively attacking the human race by contrasting us with good goody Martians.  But today we'll overcome our inhibitions and see what's up with this thing, a Weird Tales cover story that would go on to appear in Leo Margulies' The Ghoul Keepers and various Sturgeon collections.

Woah, I'm glad I read this one.  The style is charming and witty and smooth, and the content integrates characters with real personality and human feeling, rumination on how life should be lived, and a plot that is elaborate but fun and easy to read and full of legitimate surprise--surprises that are actually surprising and not cheap trickery, surprises that follow logically from what has come before.  Thumbs up!

In brief, our narrator is a child of middle-class parents in (I guess) New York City in the first half of the story and we observe his father's obsessive behavior as he pursues a secretive hobby, chases a mysterious goal.  Dad does not fulfill his quest.  In the second half of the story our narrator is a young adult, a veteran of the Second World War, his mother is dead, and he lives with his father.  He finds himself on an obsessive quest of his own--he falls in love with a beautiful, fascinating, frustratingly elusive woman!  Dad offers sage advice, and our narrator is shattered to find Dad's suspicions that this goddess was a phony, an empty suit whose air of mystery is mere pretense masking a vacant mind and stunted personality, were fully justified.  But a bizarre event occurs that unexpectedly links son and father's unconnected obsessions!  Dad's secretive labors in the basement back before the war were an effort to pick up radio signals from Mars!  And son's beloved vapid beauty turns out to be an unwitting receiver of psychic signals from the red planet!  Will father and son work together to make history and get in touch with the civilization on Mars?  No!  Some of Dad's wisdom backfires and the opportunity to make humanity's greatest discovery and revolutionize life in our solar system slips through their fingers!

If you look hard at the plot you will see it relies on an extremely unlikely coincidence, but otherwise this is a great story.  I can recommend "The Martian and the Moron" wholeheartedly.


"Null-P" by William Tenn (1951)

I've sort of avoided English professor Philip Klass's work because I have a sense he writes satires attacking capitalism or Western imperialism and that sort of thing, and I have limited patience for satire--you aren't going to convince me of the value of your theory of the ideal relationship between the state and the economy with your bitter caricature of people who disagree with you.  But back in 2018 I liked his "Project Hush" so maybe I am being unfair to the guy.  Maybe August Derleth today is going to midwife a new relationship between Tenn and me.

Ugh, "Null-P" is just what I feared, a 15-page joke story, a monument to the sort of hatred and fear of religious people and contempt for ordinary people--conformists who watch TV and at every moment are about engage in a riot--that you'd expect from a college professor in the 1950s.  (College professors now love TV and they seem to like riots as well.)  There is no character or drama on offer here, just a goofy joke history lesson that I guess at times is supposed to remind you of Swift, what with the talking dogs who build a superior civilization and enslave and selectively breed mankind on the last page.

After a nuclear-biological war wipes out the east and west coasts of the United States and much of the rest of the world, the American cult of the common man (Klass in this story argues that American culture lionizes mediocrity and suppresses excellence and idiosyncrasy) achieves its apotheosis when a man who is the statistical average in height, weight, age he got married, and everything else, is elected president.  American culture becomes pacific and stagnant as nobody strives to stand out or compete, and everybody pursues the statistical mean in all facets of life.  There are no new technological developments, there is no economic growth, and the human race goes into decline as fossil fuels run out.  Dogs isolated on some island develop intelligence and civilization and take over the world and treat humans the way humans have treated dogs, breeding them for particular tasks and attributes.  When the dogs lose interest in humans with the invention of robots the human race goes extinct. 

Thumbs down!

There are lots of people who love satire and so the flat and boring sneerfest that is "Null-P" has been reprinted in many anthologies since it first appeared in Damon Knight's short-lived magazine Worlds Beyond.   


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These three stories illustrate the potential of SF as well as some of its regrettable tendencies.  The Sturgeon is fresh and exciting, full of human feeling, a good example of compelling SF with real literary value.  The Fairman is run-of-the-mill twist-ending slosh, mere filler that flatters the elitism and cynicism of so many SF readers, while the Tenn represents maximum elitism, an expression of the disgust and bitterness of the smarty smarts over having to share the world with ordinary schlubs and dismay that in a market society said schlubs actually have influence over the culture and the government.

More SF short stories from a paperback anthology in the next episode of MPorcius Fiction Log!

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

Amazing Stories, July 1968: Edmond Hamilton, Milton Lesser and Paul Fairman

In our last episode we read a 1926 Weird Tales serial by Edmond Hamilton, "Across Space," and it came to our attention that in 2015 "Across Space" was reprinted in an Italian paperback omnibus along with another Hamilton tale, 1929's "Locked Worlds."  "Locked Worlds" debuted in Amazing Stories Quarterly and was reprinted in Amazing Stories almost forty years later.  Let's take a look at that 1968 issue of Amazing, an issue produced in the brief period when that magazine was edited by Harry Harrison of Stainless Steel Rat and Deathworld fame.

Despite Harrison's protests, publisher Sol Cohen's policy during this difficult time in Amazing's long life was to devote most of Amazing's page count to reprints of stories that had appeared earlier in the magazine (or its sister publication Fantastic) and it looks like this attitude extended even to the covers--the cover illo of this July 1968 issue is a mediocrity that had appeared first on the cover of a German magazine four years earlier!  Is this the behavior of the "World's Leading Science-Fiction Magazine"?  Sad!

Harrison starts the issue off with an editorial about developments in the SF field that I confess I found to be a little vague and all over the place; he tackles many ideas and provides a minimum of supporting evidence (but throws in various personal notes) when I would have preferred he address a small number of ideas directly and clearly.  Harrison suggests the avant garde of SF (he offers his drinking buddy J. G. Ballard as its exemplar) can be described as "subjective," in contrast to old-fashioned SF which is "objective."  A subjective "new wave" story emphasizes not what the story is "objectively" about--what physically happens in the story--but rather what is going on in the "inner space" that is the minds of the story's characters, or the mind of the author writing the story.  He argues that what such Ballard stories as "Terminal Beach" and "End-Game" are truly about is guilt.

Harrison's editorial is not only descriptive, but proscriptive, and he warns against two trends in SF that he does not like: 1) the "vacuous" and "cliched" adventure story full of "standard props" like "blasters" and "starships" that has no plot other than violence and no meaning or wit; and 2) the overly complex or opaque story that uses experimental methods that inhibit rather than facilitate communication and whose writers import from literary fiction a snobbish "ivory tower" attitude.
Look at the frightening example of James Ballard and see what can happen.  His latest works are almost unreadable and incomprehensible, the direct opposite of his earlier magnificent efforts.
I find these kind of controversial statements provocative and exciting, but their value--especially to those of us reading them 55 years later--is severely diminished by the fact that Harrison didn't offer examples of vacuous adventure stories full of violence and didn't specify which Ballard stories are allegedly "unreadable."

More controversy is to be found in the book review column, in which Leroy Tanner attacks Algis Budrys, and in the letters column, in which Ted White attacks Tanner in response to Tanner's earlier attack on Roger Zelazny.  (If you are looking in the pages of Amazing for some brotherly love, Poul Anderson gushes about an Isaac Asimov collection, Asimov's Mysteries.  If you are looking for boredom, there is Brian Aldiss' two pages about a trip to Oslo--Aldiss met a bunch of fun and interesting guys in Norway, but doesn't tell us anything fun or interesting about them.)

Alright, let's look at some of the fiction in this issue of Amazing.  There is actually a new story, one by by "Samuel R. Delaney," a man better known as "Samuel R. Delany," but I think it is a portion of the novel Nova, a novel I read in the period before the birth of this blog and so I am passing it by.  We'll turn our eye to three of the reprints: Hamilton's 1929 "Locked Worlds" and one story each by Milton Lesser and Paul Fairman first published in the 1950s.  (Note that I am reading all three in their 1968 printings--this may have been a mistake, as I ran into quite a lot of typos.)

"Locked Worlds" by Edmond Hamilton (1929)

"Locked Worlds" is the account of Harker, an English professor employed by Northeastern University.  As the story begins, the most famous academic at NEU is the 30-something physicist Adams, a man universally recognized by those in his field as a top innovator, an actual revolutionary, but unpopular for his bitter sarcastic tongue and arrogant nature.  After explaining to us what atoms and electrons are, Harker describes the controversial theory put forward by Adams that sets the story's plot in motion in more ways than one.  These long repetitive science lectures may have some readers longing for the "standard props" and violence that Harrison was complaining about in his editorial (such readers' patience will be rewarded.)

In brief, Adams has discovered that the atoms in our universe all have two sets of electrons that move in opposite directions around the same nucleus and are dissimilar in number.  This means (he says) that all the matter in our universe exists simultaneously in two different worlds that occupy the same space but are invisible to each other, and that atoms of one element in one world are a different element in the other world.  If we can manipulate these electrons and reverse their courses we can travel between these two parallel worlds--the matter that is a person in this world can be sent to the other world, and in its place will appear in this world an equal number of atoms that are rocks or trees or whatever from the other world.

The matter that is the scientists of this world find Adam's theory, known colloquially as the "interlocking atoms" theory, so ludicrous that Adams' formerly high reputation is dashed and he becomes the target of ridicule, so much so that his position as head of the NEU physics dept is threatened.  Adams then disappears, leaving behind a cryptic note.  Weeks later, Adams' assistant Rawlins, the narrator's friend, reveals that he has been examining the apparatus found in Adams' lab and believes Adams transposed himself into the parallel world described in his theory...and probably is planning to inflict a monstrous vengeance on this world whose inhabitants ridiculed him!  Newspaper stories about people in remote areas like Iowa and Suriname reporting the disappearance of geographical features and the appearance in their place of some never-before-seen soil add meat to Rawlins' suspicions.  Rawlins and Harker decide they must follow Adams into that parallel world in order to stop him from launching some kind of attack on our own.

"Locked Worlds" is like 48 pages long, and after a dozen pages of all that sciency background stuff we get to the adventure portion as R & H find themselves in a world of mobile vegetation grazing low-nutrient blue soil under a blinding blue white sun, a world of spider people armed with disintegrator ray guns and anti-grav sleds that fly by managing the sleds' repulsion from and attraction to the planet's magnetic poles.  The college professors don't get to explore on their own much, but are rather provided a tightly controlled guided tour by the spider men who immediately capture them and take them to a city of thousand-foot high conical buildings connected by a highway of cables so the city resembles a huge spider web.  Adams the vengeful scientist has allied himself to the spider people, promised to transport them to Earth--a more fertile world than this infertile blue world--where they can conquer us.  Adams has Rawlins imprisoned in the city's central building, intent on forcing him to act as his here as on Earth, assistant, and leaves Harker to the tender mercies of the spider people, who imprison him in a nearby tower, in the same cell as a bird man.

This bird man, Nor-Kan, teaches Harker his speech, and schools him in the history of this world.  The bird people built a high-tech civilization, but generations ago became lazy and so bred from mindless natural spiders a servant race of giant intelligent spider people to do all their work for them.  In due course, the spider people overthrew their masters and took over most of the world--a small remnant of the bird people still holds out in a fortress on the south pole.  (As did the slave race in that last Hamilton story we read, "Across Space," the spider people in "Locked Worlds" remind us of the shoggoths of Lovecraft's At The Mountains of Madness and are perhaps a warning against becoming reliant on machines and/or the labor of other ethnic groups that might have reason to resent you or ovet your position.)

Nor-Kan and Harker escape their cell and climb up the side of the conical skyscraper in which is located the prison and then go hand over hand to the HQ building where are to be found Adams and Rawlins.  While Harker frees Rawlins and makes an abortive effort to capture Adams, Nor-Kan retrieves the flying machine he was piloting when he got captured.  The three barely escape after a bloody fight and fly south to the bird city at the pole, narrowly evading pursuit by spider-creature aircraft.

The bird-people are easily convinced to launch an attack on the spider-city where Adams is almost finished creating the machines to transport spider cities and spider armies to our Earth, because if the eight-legged fiends conquer Earth, they can just go to Earth's South Pole and Adams can transport them behind the impregnable walls of the bird-city.  The last ten pages or so of "Locked Worlds" concern the bird attack on the spider capital, a long naval battle in the air between two air fleets of over a thousand vessels each that climaxes with a hand to hand struggle between Adams and Rawlins on the apex of a conical tower over the controls of a machine that will either transport the spider horde to our Earth or exterminate the entire spider race.  After the two-legs-good, eight-legs-bad ending, Harker and Rawlins return to an Earth that has no idea how close it came to being conquered by ray gun wielding arachnids.

Though it gets off to a slow start with its repetitive lectures about electrons, I'm giving "Locked Worlds" a grade of moderately good.  It has many similarities to "Across Space," which I judged as simply acceptable, but has many advantages over that 1926 story.  It has an interesting villain, for one thing, and he spider city is also better than the subterranean city of "Across Space"'s Martian colonists.  I enjoyed the long sequence covering the escape from the prison and then the aerial chase to the polar city, as well as all the different fun types of high-tech artillery and defense measures with which Hamilton armed the two alien war fleets.  

Like "Across Space," "Locked Worlds" would be reprinted by Haffner Press and by the Italian publisher Edizioni Della Vigna in our own 21st century.


"The Impossible Weapon" by Milton Lesser (1952)

It looks like we've covered four short stories by Lesser on ye olde blogge, "'A' as in Android," "The Graveyard of Space," "Ennui," and "It's Raining Frogs!"; I read his fix-up novel Secret of the Black Planet before I started this blog. According to my notes I thought Secret of the Black Planet "bland and forgettable" and the links above attest to the fact that I was not terribly enthusiastic about those four stories, but maybe this one, "The Impossible Weapon" will be more exciting.  Hope springs eternal, people.

The writing style Lesser employs for "The Impossible Weapon" reminded me of that we find in hard-boiled or noirish detective fiction, bitterly, cynically jokey in a way that exposes human frailty.  You science nerds don't have to worry, though--Lesser manages to integrate some science lectures about atoms and the behavior of light into his text. 

Earth is at war with the Venus-Mars-Ganymede League, a war which started with a nuclear sneak attack on this big blue marble of ours.  Earth's fleet was defeating the enemy fleet when the Leaguers whipped out a new weapon, one that could penetrate any Earth forcefield.  Now that Earth's ships and surface are defenseless, it looks like we may have to sue for peace with the villains of the League.

Stanley Stokes is a "quantum technician," and he thinks he knows how to nullify the League's new weapon.  His fiancĂ© is the daughter of the United Nations' Assistant Secretary of Defense Weapons, Spatial Division, and he gets an interview with this bureaucrat, but the paper pusher considers Stokes' idea to be crazy.  When Stokes gets drunk and complains about her father to his fiancĂ©, she calls off their engagement. 

Stokes goes to a bar frequented by spacemen, meets a big hulking brute of a spacer, a guy who fights in bar brawls on the regular and even rumbles with the cops.  This veteran sailor of the void between the planets, O'Hanrohan (of course this dude is Irish), wants to take the fight to the League, and so is willing to join forces with Stokes in a desperate effort to illegally acquire a space ship and the necessary supplies to test Stokes' theory out beyond Earth orbit, in the teeth of the enemy.  Our heroes hold off the police, get their stolen ship into orbit, and prove that Stokes has developed a way to counteract the League ray weapon, making them heroes and getting Stokes' girl to agree to marry him after all.

A little slight, but a fun story; Lesser's jokes actually work, and the humor and the science lectures don't overwhelm or distract from the plot but actually support it.  Thumbs up for "The Impossible Weapon."  Besides in its two appearances in Amazing, you can find "The Impossible Weapon" in the 2013 collection 'A' as in Android.

"This is My Son" by Paul W. Fairman (1955)

I have little familiarity with Fairman's work; looking at the regular sources on line (isfdb, wikipedia, the internet archive) it seems Fairman was a prolific writer who had his hand in many genres, including science fiction, westerns, detective stories, novelizations of TV sitcoms I have never seen like Bridget Loves Bernie and That Girl and even soft core porn spoofs--isfdb credits Fairman with five titles in the series The Man from S.T.U.D.; two sample titles: The Orgy at Madam Dracula's and Rape is a No-No.  Much of Fairman's work appeared under pen names, including the only thing I think I have read by him, the novel Whom the Gods Would Slay which debuted in Amazing and would be published as a paperback with a Jeff Jones cover.  I liked Whom the Gods Would Slay so maybe I'll like "This is My Son," which debuted in Fantastic, as well. 

It is the 2030s.  John Temple is a young American physicist working on a major contract down in Latin America--this super duper important job requires that he spend six continuous years on the job site and not return home to the USA even once.  He can talk to his wife and kid on the video phone, but that doesn't seem like enough, and again and again his colleagues have to talk him out of breaking the contract and rushing back to his family and thus ruining his career.

Temple, as a college student and early post-grad, wanted more than anything to have a son.  After marrying an attractive woman, Jill, he was very disappointed to find the two of them couldn't seem to have a child, even after two years of trying.  When the Latin American opportunity came up--a six-year job which would yield enough money on completion of the contract to set them up for life--he only took it because he had no child--if he'd had a child he would have been unable to part from it.  Poor Jill realized this and was broken-hearted because she loved her husband for himself, and it was now clear  he primarily saw her as a potential mother.

Amazingly, only a few months after he has arrived in South America, Jill tells Temple she is pregnant.  It is a hard six years, but eventually Temple gets back home to live with his family.  Everybody is happy until by chance Temple learns the truth--John, Jr. is not his biological son!  Wanting Temple to love her, Jill purchased a bespoke artificial baby--an android--designed and conceived in a lab and has been passing it off as their natural son!  Temple calls the kid a monster to his innocent little face and John and Jill immediately separate.  For years Temple lives a life of gambling and womanizing, all the while sending to his estranged family all the money they might need.  Then one day he sees in the paper that his son at private school has been severely injured while rescuing his classmates during a fire.  John, Jr. is a hero, hovering on the brink of death!  Temple rushes to the hospital and gives his son a blood transfusion, so that, in a way, he becomes his true flesh and blood, and we are led to believe that John, Jill, and John, Jr. will live together happily ever after.

A pleasant little human interest story that explores how new technology might affect family life; we might even call this a pro-diversity story that argues that there are all different kinds of families and the traditional way of creating a family is no better than other less typical ways.  Naysayers might argue this is not really a SF story, but a redecorated mainstream story about adoption, the way those same naysayers will tell you space operas and planetary romances and Jack Vance's revenge drama The Demon Princes are just redecorated westerns or detective stories or adventure tales about Western adventurers in the mysterious East.  These analyses are appropriate, but do nothing to detract from a story's literary or entertainment value, and do not stop me from giving "This is My Son" a thumbs up.

I like it, but it seems that after its second appearance here in Amazing that "This is My Son" has never been reprinted.

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It is understandable that members of the SF community in 1968, especially professionals like Harry Harrison, would want to read or work for a magazine that printed brand new stories and not a bunch of reprints.  But the three reprints we read today are pretty good!  The Hamilton and Lesser stories are solid classic SF about scientists who invent paradigm-shifting devices and get mixed up in wars in which people discharge a dizzying array of energy weapons at each other.  And the Fairman actually has mainstream literary elements like those we expect a New Wave "inner space" story to have--it is about the psychology and relationships of three people, and about how new technology shifts paradigms not in the realms of war or transportation, but the world of the family.  To me, this seems like a pretty rewarding issue of Amazing.

More 1950s SF in the next exciting episode of MPorcius Fiction Log.

  

Thursday, January 4, 2018

Whom The Gods Would Slay by "Ivar Jorgensen"

"And what say the stars, old crone?"
"They speak of evil--of dark and dreadful things; of a voyage across the void from star to star; of an evil ten thousand years in the making; a devil's nightmare now about to bloom."
It's time to explore another production of our friends at Belmont, the little publisher that gifted the world with so many beautiful paperback SF books in the 1960s (and in the 1970s as Belmont Tower.)  Today's subject, the 1968 printing of Ivar Jorgensen's Whom the Gods Would Slay, has a cover by the great Jeffrey Catherine Jones highlighting a muscleman's ass, a wickedly curved sword and what I suppose is a flying machine that is reminding me of a beluga whale and maybe a woman's boob.  This impressive image is the main reason I bought the book back in July while in South Carolina.

If you are like me, you drink lots of Ovaltine, have been playing Space Hulk: Ascension, and have no idea who Ivar Jorgensen is.  Fortunately for people like us, there is isfdb, which tells us that "Ivar Jorgensen" is a pseudonym used by such famous authors as Robert Silverberg, Harlan Ellison, Randall Garrett, and Henry Slesar, as well as a few others.  Those others include Paul W. Fairman, who edited Amazing Stories and Fantastic in the period 1956-8, as well as penning numerous SF stories and novels between 1950 and 1973 (including the novelization of a TV series starring the eminently likable Sally Field!)  Whom the Gods Would Slay was one of Fairman's earliest sales, appearing as the cover story of the June 1951 issue of Fantastic.  (Attention, cheapos!  Click here to read the magazine version for free at the internet archive.  While you are there, check out the fan letter from Terry Carr in which he assesses the ability of Virgil Finlay to illustrate horror stories and passes judgement on a bunch of artists and writers I never heard of!)

Hangra was a little gypsy girl born in medieval Europe who, when someone spotted her special talents, was sent to India to study ancient secret knowledge under a guru!  Today she is in an old crone who lives in the Scandinavian mountains, occasionally hired by the local Vikings to make potions.  When she senses that a spaceship carrying evil passengers is approaching the Earth, she manipulates the neighboring Norsemen into becoming Earth's defense force against the aliens! Guided by Hangra's eerie magic, four heroes set out from the Viking village: Rolf of the Golden Horn, a Viking chief who terrorized Christian France and Italy but is now sick of war, his lieutenant Lars, their stolid but dimwitted comrade Jorgen, and one of their galley slaves, a Nubian named Tazor, a man of wisdom who has learned five languages over the course of a life of being bought and sold from one end of the world to the other.  (Tezor is granted his freedom when he volunteers for this mission.)

Whom the Gods Would Slay's 140 pages are split into three "books," and when Book II starts our point of view switches to Mars, the Red Planet!  There we meet Lall, the most beautiful woman on Mars, a woman with an insatiable sexual appetite!  Thanks to centuries of eugenics laws designed to foster intelligence, all healthy Martians are short and spindly stoic pacifists with oversized heads, but Lall is a freak with a body like a Playboy Playmate and a brain feverish with passion!  But hold your horses, horndogs--Lall is the product of an experiment that mixed human and insect DNA, and after sex she lays eggs which hatch voracious five-inch-long ants!  Driven by sadism and a lust for revenge born of the fact that only a perverted minority of the macrocephalic Martian men have any interest in impregnating her, Lall (with the help of her five husbands, the five least cerebral men on Mars) has given birth to a horde of monster ants that has devoured all life on Mars!  Now she and her man-harem are piling into their space ship to leave the barren waste that is post-ant-attack Mars and conquer the Earth!

In Book II we also meet Rollo, a former associate of Rolf's, a Viking who fell in love with a Christian woman and turned his back on his career of marauding to embrace the teachings of Jesus Christ!  So dedicated did he become that the Church made him a bishop!  He receives a mental message from Hangra, and sets out to meet Lall.  Along the way Rollo preaches the Gospel to the poor and battles the Vandals who oppress them.  At the same time, Rolf and company must deal with a company of Mongols.

Whom the Gods Would Slay is a fun melodrama that takes Christianity and sex as its themes (we learn all about Rolf and Rollo's conventional love lives as well as about all that Martian perversity.)  Fairman focuses on the psychology and motivations of the many characters, which I appreciated.  I also liked the character's histrionic speeches, though some readers may find them over the top.  The novel's science is obviously pretty sketchy (not only does Fairman expect us to believe that one woman could give birth to an army big enough to eat all life on Mars, but he seems to think that in space the sun is invisible because there is "nothing against which it could shine; nothing to refract its rays") but this is a story about human drama, not science, anyway.

Unfortunately, the ending feels a little contrived.  In Book III, Rolf, Lars, Jorgen and Teznor arrive at the Martian landing site along a French river.  Lall is so excited to see these four Earthly hunks that she murders her five scrawny Martian husbands, thinking she doesn't need them any more.  Lall tries to seduce Rolf and then Teznor, but the former is faithful to his  wife back north and the latter is too wise to be swayed by Lall's great beauty.  Dull Jorgen, however, succumbs, bedding the Martian femme fatale, and a few days later she unleashes a swarm of ants who are each a full foot-long!  Wracked with guilt, Jorgen commits suicide, allowing his evil progeny to devour him, and the rest of our heroes are surrounded by the formican hordes.  As if she thinks she's in a Star Wars movie, Lall tries to convince them to become her new and improved man-harem and rule the solar system at her side.  When all looks lost, Bishop Rollo arrives, carrying his giant golden cross, and moments later a plague of locusts descends.  The monstrous ants eat the locusts, but there are so many locusts the ants become bloated and die from overeating.  Lall tries to escape, but it was her Martian husbands who knew how to fly the ship--she crashes it into a mountain, and an avalanche covers all evidence of the Martian invasion.  Wise Teznor converts to Christianity on the spot, and it is implied that Rolf and Lars will eventually do so.

(Skimming over the 1951 magazine version of Whom the Gods Would Slay, I see there is no locust swarm--instead the ants are confused by the "radic emanations" of Rollo's giant gold cross, gold being "the purest metal," and Rollo herds them all into the river to drown.  This resolution, based on chemistry and featuring radiation, actually sounds more like a conventional classic SF ending than the locust plague, though the locusts have a sort of Biblical association that suits the story's pro-Christian theme.)

Fairman is a competent writer, the novel moves at a brisk pace, and it is full of surprises--I hardly expected to find a woman who gives birth to monster insects, an invasion from Mars and an endorsement of Christianity all in the same book.  Thumbs up for Whom the Gods Would Slay.

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At the end of my 1968 copy of Whom the Gods Would Slay we find advertisements for Belmont's line of SF (a line suitable for the "connoisseur") and a "special offer:" five books for the price of four!  Among the books advertised is Novelets of Science Fiction, one of my faves, a Belmont Double I own and have read that includes Kris Neville's Special Delivery and Dave van Arnam's Star Gladiator, and another Double featuring The Thief of Thoth by Lin Carter, which I read in a different Belmont edition.  Leo P. Kelly, with whose work I am not familiar, is highlighted, and Mack Reynolds, whose success is somewhat puzzling to me, has two books listed.  Check out the ads below, and if there are any unacknowledged masterpieces listed, let me and your fellow readers know in the comments!