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This is the nine-hundred-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone! We’re joining you while still at the zoo!

: I’d comment that it’s a surprise that they’ve let us stay here for weeks, but that just shows how much of an animal you are Topaz.

*Ririchiyo is smug with her insult.*

How do they know how I act in bed?!

: Don’t say perverse things like that! Unless you mean that you sleep and ask for pets and food! Or snore like a warthog!

Darn you knew the joke I was going for. That said, rather than discuss why you know what I sound like while sleeping-

: The whole house can, as you’re so loud!

Fine fine… Regardless, there’s something more to stake. We’re without a girl to talk about this week!

: I can’t believe that you didn’t even make any calls. Granted we’re in the middle of a zoo, but there’s no reason to be without a phone these days!

That’s sadly true. Boo how connected people have become, as it leads to idiots becoming famous and turning people into idiots themselves!

: That’s enough soapboxing for one day, Topaz. Who do you think you are, Calvin’s Dad?

Man that’s a blast from the past. But look! A girl with a nice hat!

: Oh, I see her!

*An innocent blue-haired girl with a nice hat is looking forlorn at the animals. The wind even blows her pretty hair, as she seems relaxed.*

: Ah, what a relaxing day at the zoo.

*Suddenly Topaz runs towards her, freaking her out but in a humorous way.*

: KYAH!

HEYDOYOUWANTTOBEBLOGGEDON?!

*After calming down this girl and explaining things, which includes getting her tea and sitting on a nearby bench, time had passed.*

: I see. So you are a blogger and like talking about anime girls.

Precisely! I figured you’d understand what I mean by that as you talk about all the traveling that you do.

: We are in quite the pickle right now, as we don’t have a girl to talk about.

That’s when we saw you and thought you’d be a perfect girl to talk about!

: Are you sure? I’m not too recent for that kind of thing?

I’ve done other 2025 girls, and even this month too! So don’t worry as I’m certain that you would do well.

: It does sound a little embarrassing.

But I haven’t even told you the best part! After all, while I will be doing the blog your ass will grow!

: E-EH?! What’s that?!

*The mysterious girl with a nice hat turns red, though not as red as her cute hat is.*

I know that anime girls probably don’t realize what an ass is, but it’s that thing that’s sticking out already.

*Topaz points to the girl’s ass. As she was leaning forward slightly her hips are nicely emphasized, even while she still sits on a bench.*

: T-to think that you would mention such a thing!

: At least the bench didn’t have a “Wet Paint” sign on it.

True, though it would have given some nice ass shots. Luckily for her clothes that’s not the case. But speaking of your ass I’m sure that you’ll appreciate it being larger.

: I don’t know. It would become harder to travel. My cheeks would get stuck in turnstiles, and I’d have to order two tickets for my bloated ass!

*Topaz images that, with the girl getting stuck going through a ticket booth with her fat ass wiggling as she squeezes through. Her gigantic cheeks then require two seats on the bus, and even then she has some of her cheeks off the sides. The bus then moves, bouncing around with her fat cheeks rippling with every bump. Or should I say BUM-p! Eventually she waves his imagination bubble away out of embarrassment.*

: Don’t think of me in such a perverse way, Topaz!

Is it because the readers are able to see me thinking of such perverse things, or because I’m a guy and there doesn’t seem to be many of them in your world?

: Other people were able to see that?!

: I mean it’s more that it’s written out and they have to use their imagination. It’s not like Topaz has pictures. Or at least pictures other than character ones to indicate who is speaking.

True, which is such a great way to do dialogue that many other people have decided to copy my style. Nothing wrong with inspiring others of course!

: I see… That is still embarrassing, and it’s surprising that you’ll make my ass bigger too. It’s already quite sizable.

I’ve noticed, but there’s still a lot of room for improvement! So what do you say, do you want me to talk about you?

: I suppose that I can, as you seem like a proper blogger. Well, except for making my ass bigger, but we’ll get to that when we do.

I’m glad that you understand.

: And don’t worry, as I’m sure you’ll eventually be able to wield your ass properly.

: From your body it is a little reassuring, but “WIELD”?

I’m sure that she just means that you’ll be able to support your fat, jiggly cheeks once it becomes bigger and sexier. Now, how about we start by saying...



: That is a very lovely introduction, and you didn’t even need to ask your followers for advice.

I mean I only really have a single follower these days, and I know his tastes really well.

: I’m sure that has something to do with all the girls having their asses expand.

Maybe he’s wished upon a shooting butt or something similar. I don’t understand. Regardless, I’m glad that I have such a devoted fan.

: Indeed. But I am still glad that you are looking at me today. Though I don’t mean just because my ass is so large either.

*Chika shows off her ass, which seems to be stretching out her bottoms due to growing so much. She even shakes her hips, bouncing her fat cheeks.*

: To think that it would grow so much in such little time.

Time is but an illusion. Granted an illusion that puts a lot of pressure on me, even during spring break, but I still enjoy being able to write this blog. It takes some time but it’s a good activity.

: Better than playing excessive games I suppose. You really need to watch more older anime instead!

That I do, sadly! It’s been too long since I did that, and I keep using my free time to play games for RA. But that’s not the point of the blog, as I don’t want to alienate Chika too much.

: Thank you for understanding. But don’t feel like you have to change yourself just to suit me!

If only more people thought that way! But don’t worry, as I’m a kind person. I’m just somewhat perverse.

: P-PERVERSE?!

: SOMEWHAT?

Oh sure, both of you are angry about separate things. But I suppose that shows how well Riri knows me. But I suppose that it is time to start talking about Chika more.

: Ah yes, as I want to hear what you have to say about me.

But of course! And as always let us begin with her name. Chika seems to mean “Thousand” and “Flower” approximately, at least as far as I can tell.

: Is that because she’s Zettai’s girl?

Let’s hope that she doesn’t wilt a thousand flowers in a single fart!

*Chika is even more embarrassed, jumping cutely and waving her hands. Her fat ass jiggles with every movement.*

: I would never fart! And even if I did I wouldn’t use it for such chemical warfare!

Sounds like she’s not denying that she stinks…

: I DON’T I DON’T!

*She is panicking cutely.*

Fine fine. But I’ll let Zettai find out for himself, even if he’d rather be with Riri.

: HM?!

Er, the Riri from Chika’s show. Not you.

: Oh, that makes more sense.

Do you mean because I had to clarify that, or because you were expecting that kind of dumb wordplay namesake joke?

: Unfortunately the former, as I know your writing style. Including the fact that the lead up to this joke was bad, like a lot of your writing.

It’s not bad on purpose, it’s more that I’m not good at writing even with so much experience! That said, getting back to Chika we can’t forget about her last name. Suzugamori seems to have the characters for “Bell” (Suzu) and “Forest” (Mori). As such it may mean “bell of the forest” or “ringing in the woods” or something.

: I swear I don’t fart down trees!

I wasn’t even going to bring that up, but it seems like Zettai would surely like you more if that were the case…

: D-don’t be perverse, Topaz!

Fair as that will be in a bit. First I have to talk about your head, as is tradition.

: I suppose that I understand. So go ahead and begin properly!

That I shall! Let us go forth!

*With that Topaz begins the blog, though lurking in the bushes is a shadowy female figure once again.*

Creep: Grrr! Not only was he with another girl last time, but he’s with a third one today! Imagine betraying Shizuri like this! He shall surely be defeated this week!

==Head==
===Hair===
This is a great area here, as Chika has a ton of variety, but it is also troubling because people have terrible tastes. Chika’s basic hairstyle is a medium length bob-cut like style that reaches her shoulders and a bit further in back. I do like how her neck seems fuller as a result of the volume of hair, and she even rests it a little on her shoulders as well. Her bangs look real nice, coming down in the middle and even reaching her nose or so, and the sides cover her ears quite well too. And of course we can’t forget about Chika’s hats! She has a lovely red beret, and in the cooler areas she has a red stocking cap both with a silly XP emote button on it. Oh, and her dark blue hair not only looks nice but contrasts well with the red of the hats. She even has a lot of alternate hairstyles too, be it a short ponytail or having her bangs pulled back. I don’t get that look, as it is an obvious downside and people think that her pineapple head is worth rewarding but people have horrible taste as I’ve figured out. Regardless, most of the time Chika has a lovely medium-length hair of a good color and style, but I dislike when she has her hair tied up or her bangs pulled back because I’m not a fan of foreheads.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
Chika also has some really nice eyes as well. The shape at least, which is a lovely tsurime and I like the strong corners of her eyes and the eyelashes for a bit of emphasis. She even has very small eyelashes on her lower lid, even if it is hard to see in the show itself. The main issue, well second main as it’s unfortunate that Chika doesn’t wear glasses, is the color. While her eyes do match with her hair fairly well, it means that she has blue or greenish-blue eyes. The color is overrated and overused sadly, but it does look pretty nice on her which is a relief. Still, the lack of glasses and blue eyes do hurt her overall, even if the shape of Chika’s eyes suit my tastes really well.
Grade: B-

===Face==
Chika has a very cute face and art style, suiting my tastes very well. She has a dot nose and there’s a lot of comedic silliness throught he series which helps out. I like the shape of her cheeks and chin, and the sides are covered by her long sidelocks as well. There isn’t too much to say, as sadly Chika doesn’t stand out a lot, but overall she still is a very cute girl when it comes to her face.
Grade: B+

: Kuwaaahhh….

*Chika’s eyes are spinning and she is bright red. Though again not as red as her hat is.*

Are you alright? You look like you’re overheating.

: It is a warm week this week. Far better than the previous one.

Agreed. But being fair it’s at least spring now.

: D-don’t worry. I’m alright, but I’ve never had someone compliment me so much…

I’m surprised as you look great!

: Even with my hair covered by my hat?

Your hat is adorable, Chika. Both this one and the beret. More people need to appreciate cute hats on girls. The red contrasts the blue of your hair nicely, and speaking of your hair color it is lovely. I like darker colors so it suits my tastes well too.

: T-thank you for the compliments… I’m glad that you like my hair so much.

But of course! The only issue is the short length, but I do like the volume and it covers the back of your neck nicely. And your bangs are quite nice, though having you pull them back causes issues.

: Topaz is not a forehead guy.

It should be hidden! Not pulled back into a bun, despite how dumb MAL users are. Then again they’ve always had terrible tastes. Which is why the show has such a low rating.

: Hopefully more people in Japan enjoyed it.

I would hope so, especially your bare asses but more on that later! Besides, the only “bun” of yours people should appreciate is right HERE!

*Chika jumps as Topaz smacks her bottom, making her expanded ass jiggle more. She has grown so much that she tears her bottoms though her cheeks aren’t totally exposed quite yet. She tries to cover her bare assflab which is starting to pop out, but her hands aren’t able to hold her fat cheeks.*

: T-TOPAZ! Don’t smack my ass, as it’s sensitive!

I suppose that makes sense with how much it’s grown. Though I suppose that I should talk more about it later, as we have more things to discuss.

: True, as it seems that you like my eyes. At least… I think?

I do like your eyes, Chika. Though I can understand being worried as you didn’t do too well score-wise. I blame your eyes being blue which is common. Even if they do match your hair color and look good, blue is overused and overpraised. Boo Japan’s love of blue eyes and thinking that red ones are for evil.

: Eh? But you said that you liked my eyes!

I do, so don’t worry. While the color is overdone I still like the shape to them, and the color isn’t AWFUL either. Still, the shape of Chika’s eyes really help out due to the tsurime as I like that style of eye. The eyelashes help, though I suppose a line on bottom would have been nice. And of course it’s a shame that she doesn’t wear glasses.

: At least as far as Topaz remembers, which being fair isn’t much.

Even if it aired last year that should show how bad my memory is. It’s like it’s full of bad jokes and gaming references.

: Much like this blog I suppose.

Figured you’d understand it if I explained things that way. As far as Chika’s face goes, it’s fairly simple but really cute.

*She blushes further.*

: C-CUTE?! To think that after all my travels it would take until now for me to be complimented like this…

But you are quite lovely! I like your small dot nose and while it doesn’t stand out I like the shape of your head as well. Overall a very good look for you, Chika.

: Thank you again…

*Chika tugs cutely on her hat.*

: But I’m sure that there’s even more that you can talk about.

But of course, as there’s still a lot about you to discuss. As such, let us continue onward!

*With Chika listening to Topaz, he continues with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
This is an area that Chika does decently, though it’s a shame that I can’t remember everything. She uses a lot of hot springs and baths, but I can’t remember if her ass is shown bare or not. Riri’s is, and I don’t mean my assistant, but I can’t remember if Chika does or not. Zettai said she did, as well as her friend, and I trust him on remembering girl asses so I’ll say she did. Still, she has a fairly slender body and she does get some clothed ass shots as well which is quite nice too. There’s also a point where her midsection is squeezed, but I don’t mind that as I like my girls to have a bit of softness around the waist anyway. Not that Chika is “mine” I suppose. Still, overall there isn’t a lot to talk about but Chika still has a pretty good body though measurements would have helped but I suppose it’s not that kind of show.
Grade: B+

===Chest===
Chika is somewhat slender but not quite flat, and we do get a few moments of her bathing that show that off. She has enough to have some cleavage but not much and it isn’t too focused on. She’s not envious either which helps too, at least as far as I can remember. There’s not too much to talk about when it comes to Chika’s chest, as even if it is shown off a bit in baths it’s not like she is doing it on purpose either if you understand what I mean.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Much like with her hair Chika has a lot of cute outfits, and that also leads to a lot of lovely variety too. Her usual outfits are casual ones that are easy to wear, things like a white shirt with jean shorts over pantyhose, a big tan coat, and of course her cute hats which I’ve mentioned before. She also has a blue jacket and white ribbed sweater as well. In an imagine spot Chika wears a strapless blue bikini, and she’s also worn a grey shirt with jumper as well. There are probably a lot of outfits that I’ve forgotten, since she wears a lot of variety, but I don’t think she has anything too outstandingly memorable (outside of her cute hats of course). As such overall Chika does decently when it comes to her clothing, with a lot of casual, comfortable outfits that are easy to travel around in.
Grade: B

*Chika blushes from the praise that Topaz gave her, her hands on her facial cheeks to cover up the redness.*

: Goodness, to think that Topaz would praise my body so much.

And why not? You have a wonderful body!

: But I’m so slim! Especially up top!

: That’s alright, and it’s not like the series is mamocentric at all either.

Exactly. The worst is possibly showing some cleavage in hot springs or baths, but unlike Girls & Panzer you at least show bare asses!

: That’s another thing that’s embarrassing! Just think of all those people who have seen my big fat ass!

I mean, I’d be more concerned about your size right now. Not that it’s a bad thing of course.

*Chika didn’t realize just how enormous her ass became, looking back and seeing the curve of her huge cheeks. She even spins slightly, nearly knocking Topaz over with her prodigious new size. Fortunately he was able to avoid it, though only because she was Zettai’s girl as otherwise he’d had loved being smacked by her gigantic ass which was so huge it had burst completely from her bottoms.

: I can’t believe this! Look at how massive my ass is, as my hips are likely bigger than I am tall!

Perhaps, but that only makes your ass sexier! If only you were this size in the show you would have gotten even more points!

: Being fair then more people probably would have hated it.

Sadly. Far too many people have poor tastes these days.

: This is still quite naughty… I hope that I won’t knock things over while going on trips.

I’m sure you’ll get used to it. But your slim body does make your ass look even better. A shame more people can’t appreciate it.

: Do you mean IRL or in her universe?

Mostly IRL, but I do suppose it would have been nice if her ass was complimented more in the series. Expecting that from the Japanese would be certainly a surprise though…

: True… And I am also surprised that you complimented my stomach. I eat a lot on my travels and am a little… plump to say the least.

Nothing wrong with that, other than you being Zettai’s girl. I don’t mind girls having a bit of a handle to them.

: Guys are such mysteries to me…

: They’re not really that mysterious once you get to know them. You’ll think they’re idiots instead.

I blame Chika’s series not having any named men. Not that I mind, but a shota companion she uses as a seat cushion would have made Zettai jealous.

: That’s far too perverse for my series, Topaz!

True, which is unfortunate. That said, speaking of perverse…

: Don’t be talking about my ass more!

*Chika places her hands on her hips and leans forward. She shakes said hips, jiggling her ass and showing off her glorious cheeks to the camera.*

I’m not. Well, I suppose I’ll be talking about your clothing, which once covered your ass, but otherwise I won’t be!

: It will be difficult to find something to cover my huge cheeks these days… But I think that you like my clothing at least.

That I do! And I’m not just talking about your hats either, even if I mentioned them before. You do have some lovely casual outfits, and a lot of your clothes seem warm and comforting. At least we see more of your body in the nude, so that’s not a problem either. It’s just a lot of nice, cute outfits.

: Thank you for appreciating my clothing so much…

Of course, though I do like what’s under it as well! But do not worry as you are Zettai’s girl.

: That creeps me out too…

: Don’t worry. Topaz only means that because Zettai likes you he wouldn’t do anything perverse to you. He’s just hot air.

True as while I did talk about your body a lot I wouldn’t be a bad person. That said, I’m sure that there’s plenty you want to hear about.

: Eh? More things? Does that mean my ass is going to grow even BIGGER?

Of course! You may already be bigger than you are tall but you can go beyond that! Plus I have to talk about your personality as well!

: True as I was wondering when you were going to talk about that. I’m in, so let’s journey forward!

Let’s get those wheels in the sky a turning then!

: Eh?

: Topaz is just making a dumb joke. As always.

: I see then…

I apologize for trying to keep this entertaining, but let’s continue!

*With that Topaz starts with the next area of the blog. A nearby feminine figure hiding in the bushes follows them, holding a barrel of toys.*

Creep: It will seem that you dropped your guard, Topaz. How perfect for me, and I’ll make sure you regret that by sending this barrel of monkeys at you! It’ll be more fun for me, at least!

*We return to Topaz, who hadn’t noticed the enemy lurking nearby.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Chika is a very interesting author insert. She is a manga artist who had a lot of trouble being inspired, especially after winning a “newbie”-type reward and needing to follow it up with something. She gets a little burnt out and asks on social media where she should travel, and ends up enjoying the journey so much that she does it often. Chika then ends up drawing a manga of her experiences, which effectively means that this manga is based on the author’s experiences or so. This is despite her being an indoor type person, but she learns to enjoy the world outside her town as she ends up visiting a lot of interesting and touristy places. I suppose that some people think that this series is just an advertisement but it’s a very cute series and a lot of fun so I enjoyed it. A lot of Chika’s travels are spur of the moment as well, as she has her followers pick a direction and she heads that way. Chika is a cute girl and fairly sociable, both with old friends and the new ones she meets on her travels. She does have a tendency to overthink things, but going on all the trips helps relax her and becomes her hobby. She is pretty kind as well, and has some silly moments with her friend Koyomi which I enjoy, but sadly there isn’t a lot to her outside of her love of travel and her overthinking at times which leads to more traveling. She’s very hard to put into words, is what I mean, as Chika is a very cool girl overall but it’s sort of hard to describe what kind of girl she is I suppose. She’s just a wandering spirit (not literally) and enjoys traveling and having new experiences which is a cool trait.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
Chika does alright here, though it’s not in any outstanding fashion. There’s some yuri shipping and teasing, especially when the girls have to bathe or sleep together (though fortunately there’s no envy going on). It’s just teasing though, as I don’t think that Chika bends that way even if she is close to her childhood friend Koyomi and other girls that she travels with. So while Chika doesn’t do really well here as she doesn’t show off a lot, she is still a pretty decent girl and it’s not like she hates sex or anything either.
Grade: B

===Age===
Chika seems to be a sophmore in college, and I think that it was brought up that she is 19 years old. That’s a great age for my tastes, even if not as excellent as it once was (blame me aging, unfortunately). Still, she does well in this area as expected. Her birthday is also March 18th, so happy late birthday to her. Overall Chika does quite well, having a good age and being responsible enough to travel by herself.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 77
Average score: 8.5
Final Grade: B+

And with that Chika’s blog is completed! What do you think of it?

: I think that it was done quite well, even if it is embarrassing.

Because your gigantic ass is now completely exposed?

: I had forgotten about that, but it is really out there now…

*Chika turns back and looks at how huge her ass is. Each cheek is gigantic, easily bigger than her head and the low angle makes her cheeks look even more gigantic as well. She tries to hide it, but that only makes her colossal ass jiggle and bounce in a sexier way. She lets out a sigh.*

: Seems that I will never be able to cover such a humongous ass now…

That only makes you look sexier, even if you’ll have to buy two seats whenever you go on a trip.

: This is going to become such an expensive hobby, as it already was before…

*She lets out another sigh, her eyes having waterfalls of tears. Fortunately Chika isn’t suffering for too long.*

It’s a great hobby though, even if not one that I’d do.

: Eh? Why not? It’s fun to travel.

: You may be an introvert but Topaz himself has problems ordering things for himself.

True true. I’m very self-conscious if you can’t tell.

: That would have surprised me, considering how hard you were trying to talk about me.

That’s because you’re a great girl, Chika! Plus this is real life I’m talking about. I’m not as upfront as I am in the blogs. Regardless, this is Chika’s blog and talking about being an introvert reminded me that I still have to talk about her nice personality.

: I am surprised that you like me so much.

Do you mean because people don’t give your show a chance, or because you are self-depreciating? Don’t worry as I’m used to the latter, and you need to think more highly of yourself! Granted I may not have gone into everything, as my memory is terrible.

: Are you really someone who should be pointing out self-depreciation in others, Topaz?

I mean if I admit that my writing is trash more people will be amazed whenever I pull off something interesting and plot-relevant! But I do like Chika learning how to enjoy her travels, which fill a void of a hobby she seemed to need.

: True, as she always seems so calm through them. At least when things work out.

: Which it doesn’t always. I really need to put more planning into things, but that would just make things less interesting!

True as planning things out too much makes you inflexible when something comes up, which is always unfortunate. And I like all the places you go and the people you go with, as it shows just how good friends can have good travels together.

: Indeed! I’m glad to have friends, but I also like traveling alone. Either way is relaxing and fun, at least most of the time.

Makes sense, and I apologize for not being more detailed either.

: That’s what happens with slice of life series, Topaz.

True as we’ve done a lot of them. Still, it would have been nice to talk some more about your personality.

: Don’t worry too much about it, as you still did a great job! I’m sorry that I didn’t have more of a libido either.

That’s perfectly fine, even if I would have liked to have you be more naughty. Especially with the shota cushion I mentioned before.

: That sounds very naughty!

*She blushes cutely.*

I know, but more assy girls need to be shotacoms. Though I do understand the not-quite yuri relationships and naked moments.

: Y-you can’t take those out of context!

Fair enough. And to finish off I do appreciate your age, though I blame myself getting old.

: You’re nearly as old as Topaz’s blogs after all.

Man I’ve been doing this for a REALLY long time…

: Especially with how much effort it takes and how few people read them.

Still, I appreciate that you’re an adult as it’s refreshing. Not just because you’re slender on top or that I’m the type of person to care too much about ages. Though the former helps too.

: Do not worry as I understand. And thank you for saying so many kind things about me.

But of course, as you deserve it! Now, we should probably get going before villains show up and-

*Suddenly red monkey-like monsters with curved arms that look like a child’s toy show up.*

Monkey: OOOO!

: You just had to say something, didn’t you?

I was hoping to end things before something showed up, but it seems like my plan failed.

: Your plans always fail, Topaz! At least when they’re spoken out loud! Quick, Chika! Do something!

: M-ME?!

It’s not like she’s just saying “girl” or something in Spanish!

: But what can I do?!

Use your pepper spray or whatever self defense you use on problems when traveling!

: I don’t have THAT kind of trouble! Plus there’s far too many monkey’s around!

I guess we need to quit MONKEYING AROUND then.

: That joke was bad, and we’ve even been surrounded too!

*Indeed as the curved-arm monkeys are circling the trio.*

: OH NO! They’re all around us!

*Coincidentally as Chika turns to look one monkey lunges at her. Her gigantic ass smacks it away into the others, which all fall down like dominos. Upon hitting the ground they disappear in a puff of smoke.*

: Eh… whoops, I suppose?

: Boy, sometimes that wrecking ball of an ass Topaz gives girls really comes in handy. Right Topaz? ….Topaz?

*Ririchiyo looks around but it seems that Topaz is nowhere to be seen. She lets out a sigh as a result.*

: Where did he get to now…

: Look! Up there!

*Chika points up at a rock formation, and there is Topaz being captured by a monkey-like monster. It flees as soon as they notice.*

: Follow it!

*The two follow it, and eventually get to a pit with a vicious creature inside. Topaz is suspended over it by a rope.*

: What are you doing here, Topaz?! Get down!

I would love to, but I’m a little tied up at the moment! And if I fall I’ll likely become bear chow!

: What kind of person would do something like this?

: Only a depraved villain!

: Depraved? Nonsense! I only like Shizuri as much as the next girl!

Y… YOU!

: That is correct, and I have been causing trouble for you this month! Consider it punishment for continuing the blog, and I shall take care of you next time!

How terrible!

: But it’s April! Shouldn’t it be the trap blog?

I have even worse news. But that shall have to wait until next time. Unfortunately. See you viewers then, even if I can understand skipping such a terrible character.

: TERRIBLE? Nonsense! But to think that you’ll be mocking me…

*The creep who was once in bushes wipes off drool, and Topaz fortunately ends the blog for this week. Who could this freak of nature be? Find out next time, sadly.*